The Official UEFA Champions League Thread, 2014-15

[lefty]

Also, are you okay pookenstein? Did you dieded?
:lol

[pookenstein]

Also, are you okay pookenstein (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=18840)? Did you dieded?

Almost. Had a day off, went drinking. Bayern played as badly as they can, but still will advance easily. 3-1 just makes the game next week will be slightly interesting.

[Infinite_limit]

Almost. Had a day off, went drinking. Bayern played as badly as they can, but still will advance easily. 3-1 just makes the game next week will be slightly interesting.
Would you personally can Pep if Bayern is eliminated or you give him one more go because of this year's injuries?

[pookenstein]

Would you personally can Pep if Bayern is eliminated or you give him one more go because of this year's injuries?

Tough question. You mean eliminated by Porto or in general?

[Infinite_limit]

Tough question. You mean eliminated by Porto or in general?
Losing to Porto as the Vegas UCL favorite. Pep has only won 4 of 17 away knockout ties

Losing in Semi's, even to Juventus isn't fire-able IMO

[pookenstein]

Losing to Porto as the Vegas UCL favorite. Pep has only won 4 of 17 away knockout ties

Losing in Semi's, even to Juventus isn't fire-able IMO

He should go if we don't beat Porto, stay if we advance. Losing to Porto, even with the few Players we have left is unacceptable IMO.

[lefty]

Porto is a good team tbh and Bayern isn't that great anymore

[Kyle Orton]

Reddit soccer is one huge circle jerk. The past week they were slurping ronaldo and real after months of shitting on them

[Infinite_limit]

Porto is a good team tbh and Bayern isn't that great anymore
Embarrassing tactics by Pep. Why continued passing out of the back when half of Porto squad was pressing in Bayern's half? 2 goals came from passing blunders.

Then, why trying to pass thru their pressure? Bomb that ball over the pressure to Lewy. It's exactly how Porto scored their last goal

I was not impressed by Porto. 30% possession? 3 gifted goals. 1 serious attempt beyond that

Pep's tactics ensured Bayern wouldn't leave Porto with a victory. Dante and Alonso ensured a lose


Bayern's C squad is not great? No shit. If Pep is let go after the year, half the starters yesterday will be sent off with him

[resistanze]

Embarrassing tactics by Pep. Why continued passing out of the back when half of Porto squad was pressing in Bayern's half? 2 goals came from passing blunders.

Then, why trying to pass thru their pressure? Bomb that ball over the pressure to Lewy. It's exactly how Porto scored their last goal

I was not impressed by Porto. 30% possession? 3 gifted goals. 1 serious attempt beyond that

Pep's tactics ensured Bayern wouldn't leave Porto with a victory. Dante and Alonso ensured a lose


Bayern's C squad is not great? No shit. If Pep is let go after the year, half the starters yesterday will be sent off with him

What happened to the Polish wonder scoring

[Infinite_limit]

What happened to the Polish wonder scoring
He missed 1 and didn't have any chances beyond that.

They should have bombed it long to him continually but that would lower Pep's precious possession. Controlling the ball for 70 percent and losing by 2 goals is bad

[lefty]

Embarrassing tactics by Pep. Why continued passing out of the back when half of Porto squad was pressing in Bayern's half? 2 goals came from passing blunders.

Then, why trying to pass thru their pressure? Bomb that ball over the pressure to Lewy. It's exactly how Porto scored their last goal

I was not impressed by Porto. 30% possession? 3 gifted goals. 1 serious attempt beyond that

Pep's tactics ensured Bayern wouldn't leave Porto with a victory. Dante and Alonso ensured a lose


Bayern's C squad is not great? No shit. If Pep is let go after the year, half the starters yesterday will be sent off with him

Jupp was the right coach imo

:lol Pep thinking he can win with Barcaball

[Infinite_limit]

Jupp was the right coach imo

:lol Pep thinking he can win with Barcaball
Agreed. Bayern is starting to look old with Lahm (coming off injury?) , Ribery and Bastian. Goetze has been a bust signing. Prob should have paid Kross

[lefty]

Agreed. Bayern is starting to look old with Lahm (coming off injury?) , Ribery and Bastian. Goetze has been a bust signing. Prob should have paid Kross
:cry Kroos
:cry I love that Nazi

[FlAVaK]

The whole medical staff around Müller-Wohlfarth (at Bayern since 1977!) just quit, because Pep made them responsible for injuries and losing :wow

FC Hollywood :lmao

[FlAVaK]

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Pep applauding Müller-Wohlfahrt after Benatia injury last week...

[DAF86]

Wow, what a douche move.

[DAF86]

Pressure getting to Pep, tbh.

[Infinite_limit]

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Pep applauding Müller-Wohlfahrt after Benatia injury last week...
Language courses don't teach native culture. That Mediterranean stuff doesn't fly in Germany

[resistanze]

I was gonna say the third straight year I'll be in Europe during the CL final but then realized they're playing the final this year in June.

[Venti Quattro]

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Pep applauding Müller-Wohlfahrt after Benatia injury last week...

Reading the thread at Reddit and it seems like the Medical staff is not up to par with modern methods of medicine and treatment and so that is why Pep went nuts at him and his medical staff after Benatia got injured.

[lefty]

Reading the thread at Reddit and it seems like the Medical staff is not up to par with modern methods of medicine and treatment and so that is why Pep went nuts at him and his medical staff after Benatia got injured.

Idk, their methods worked before Pep

[Venti Quattro]

Idk, their methods worked before Pep

I would be completely furious at a doctor who considers injecting honey on injured joints as a method of treatment. If I were Pep I might have smashed them with a bench chair

[lefty]

I would be completely furious at a doctor who considers injecting honey on injured joints as a method of treatment. If I were Pep I might have smashed them with a bench chair

Honey worked before Pep

In fact it has always had benefits

[Venti Quattro]

Honey worked before Pep

In fact it has always had benefits

Yeah, sure, it has its benefits. Honey in maple syrup is very good when you glaze it on pancakes, donuts and pastries.

It's fucking stupid to inject it in million-euro players and expect honey to heal their knocks and bruises. That shit makes him look like a quack doctor. That shit is banned in the United States.

[lefty]

Yeah, sure, it has its benefits. Honey in maple syrup is very good when you glaze it on pancakes, donuts and pastries.

It's fucking stupid to inject it in million-euro players and expect honey to heal their knocks and bruises. That shit makes him look like a quack doctor. That shit is banned in the United States.

Those honey docs hsve been around since 1977

Pep is just an overrated sore loser

[Infinite_limit]

Yeah, sure, it has its benefits. Honey in maple syrup is very good when you glaze it on pancakes, donuts and pastries.

It's fucking stupid to inject it in million-euro players and expect honey to heal their knocks and bruises. That shit makes him look like a quack doctor. That shit is banned in the United States.
You have to side with German medicine

[Venti Quattro]

You have to side with German medicine

German medicine is surely more than :lmao :lmao Injecting honey and praying that banged-up joints will heal :lmao :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

Those honey docs hsve been around since 1977

Pep is just an overrated sore loser

Not saying that Pep is not at fault at all, that was poor of him as well. But I'd really smash a chair through a doctor who still does homeopathy as his method of giving medical attention to million-euro athletes.

[FlAVaK]

^yeah, after the smoke settled more details come to light: In fact it was an altercation with Rummenigge in Porto which lead to MW leaving.
And his methods are in fact ancient (he is 72 years old), and where criticised for years (e.g. Klinsmann "era")...

Nevertheless, weird timing for Bayern, season could really end bad for them!

Even Magath won League & Cup back-to-back (double Double) and was fired.
What has Pep reached more than that? Nothing then internal trouble...

[Infinite_limit]

^yeah, after the smoke settled more details come to light: In fact it was an altercation with Rummenigge in Porto which lead to MW leaving.
And his methods are in fact ancient (he is 72 years old), and where criticised for years (e.g. Klinsmann "era")...

Nevertheless, weird timing for Bayern, season could really end bad for them!

Even Magath won League & Cup back-to-back (double Double) and was fired.
What has Pep reached more than that? Nothing then internal trouble...
Are Reus, Hummels and Gundogan being shipped this Summer?

[FlAVaK]

Are Reus, Hummels and Gundogan being shipped this Summer?

Reus no
Hummels maybe
Gündogan if Khedria comes

There has been a meeting of Klopp, Watzke and Hummels some days ago, in which the teams future was discussed. So there is the interpretation of the situation, that the players wanted a change (Klopp quotes at quitting-presser: "One head had to go, it was mine", "Big changes where needed if a stayed, not that big changes will happen, now that I will leave" a.s.o.)...

All depends on who becomes new coach. If it is infact Tuchel - as reported by BILD - who coached Khedira in Stuttgart before he became Pro (and rumor, recently texted him: "could you imagine to play in yellow&black?"), then the teams main players would stay, imo.

If they are not convinced of the new coach, there could be a bigger overhaul...

[Infinite_limit]

Reus no
Hummels maybe
Gündogan if Khedria comes

There has been a meeting of Klopp, Watzke and Hummels some days ago, in which the teams future was discussed. So there is the interpretation of the situation, that the players wanted a change (Klopp quotes at quitting-presser: "One head had to go, it was mine", "Big changes where needed if a stayed, not that big changes will happen, now that I will leave" a.s.o.)...

All depends on who becomes new coach. If it is infact Tuchel - as reported by BILD - who coached Khedira in Stuttgart before he became Pro (and rumor, recently texted him: "could you imagine to play in yellow&black?"), then the teams main players would stay, imo.

If they are not convinced of the new coach, there could be a bigger overhaul...
Which direction do you prefer? I think the roster needs an overhaul.

Wouldn't selling everyone and buying young talent be the next approach?

[FlAVaK]

The problem would be that generating a shitload of money by selling all those guys would raise up the fees for all the guys BVB wants, because the selling side knows Dortmund got that money...

There will be an overhaul, but not as big as expected (maybe the reason for Klopp leaving was: he wanted it big, management not so much!?). And it denpends on the new coach, as stated.

My guess: I don´t see Ciro & Miki as gone as everybody else does. But rather Ramos, Jojic, Großkreutz; maybe Weidenfeller, Schmelzer, Piszczek, Kirch, even Bender (Geis from Mainz as his replacement)... Don´t know about Kagawa. Kehl retires. So that´s up to ten changes already...

Special tactic of Tuchel: flat diagonal passes to start the offense, not straight down the line. Therefore I think there will be new R/L backs!

[FlAVaK]

And speaking of young talent (22 years old or younger), as Klopp stated on his quitting-presser
("I could cry thinking about all the young talent here at BVB I will not be able to develope"):

Goal: Bonmann

Defence: Durm - Sarr - Ginter - Stankovic - Dudziak

Midfields: Maruoka - Gyau* - Flores* - Burnic - Passlack - Pulisic* - Larsen

Attack: Ducksch - Hofmann

(*btw: those three are from the US)

I could imagine 5 of these guys on the regular 23 player roster for the first team next season. The talent is there!

Young guys to acquire from other teams: Geis (DM, Mainz), Horn (GK, Köln), Baba (LB, Augsburg), and one offensive talent...

EDIT: ^offensive talent: Volland. And maybe Karius (GK, Mainz) instead of Horn

[Infinite_limit]

And speaking of young talent (22 years old or younger), as Klopp stated on his quitting-presser
("I could cry thinking about all the young talent here at BVB I will not be able to develope"):

Goal: Bonmann

Defence: Durm - Sarr - Ginter - Stankovic - Dudziak

Midfields: Maruoka - Gyau* - Flores* - Burnic - Passlack - Pulisic* - Larsen

Attack: Ducksch - Hofmann

(*btw: those three are from the US)

I could imagine 5 of these guys on the regular 23 player roster for the first team next season. The talent is there!

Young guys to acquire from other teams: Geis (DM, Mainz), Horn (GK, Köln), Baba (LB, Augsburg), and one offensive talent...

EDIT: ^offensive talent: Volland. And maybe Karius (GK, Mainz) instead of Horn
I like your encouraging breakdown. There is hope!

Dortmund has rebuilt numerous times, it can happen again

[resistanze]

Those honey docs hsve been around since 1977

Pep is just an overrated sore loser

Didn't the doc leave Bayern after having a blow-up with Jurgen Klinsmann a few years ago about the same stuff?
They both seem like Premadonnas.

[resistanze]

Not saying that Pep is not at fault at all, that was poor of him as well. But I'd really smash a chair through a doctor who still does homeopathy as his method of giving medical attention to million-euro athletes.

:lol I'd punch anyone trying to inject honey into my knees, stupid athletes.

[Venti Quattro]

:lol I'd punch anyone trying to inject honey into my knees, stupid athletes.

Co-sign

:lmao Injecting honey to heal injuries

I think even Rumminegge hates this doc also but the players seem to like him because they probably like the sensation of honey in their bones.

It's no secret that Pep hates this doctor. When Thiago Alcantara got injured he recommended a specialist in Barcelona rather than this doctor.... Only a drive away... Only a text away.

[Infinite_limit]

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[Venti Quattro]

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[SAtown]

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lefty

:cry :cry

[lefty]

http://www.albawaba.com/sites/default/files/im/sport/rabah_madjer.jpg

lefty

:cry :cry

:cry my niggah Rabah Madjer
:cry Porto's 1st CL

:lol Bayern

:cry the backheel goal and the assist

[pookenstein]

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Pep applauding Müller-Wohlfahrt after Benatia injury last week...

That gesture wasn't directed at Müller-Wohlfahrt and it wasn't applauding, but wanting to make the physio follow Benatia faster to the locker room.

That beeing said, I don't like how Bayern treated the doc. That's not our style.

[pookenstein]

Time to man up. Either Bayern or myself, with the first choice being the preferable.

I believe Bayern will beat Porto, but there's that distant smell I can't get out of my nose ----> a big load of shitsandwich with my name on it...

[resistanze]

Time to man up. Either Bayern or myself, with the first choice being the preferable.

I believe Bayern will beat Porto, but there's that distant smell I can't get out of my nose ----> a big load of shitsandwich with my name on it...

The plate's ready...just a matter if it's being brought out to serve today tbh

[pookenstein]

The plate's ready...just a matter if it's being brought out to serve today tbh

And if it come to it I'll be there (a short time tonight after the game, all day tomorrow).

[pookenstein]

It has started. Goooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!! !!

Who the fuck is Porto?

[FlAVaK]

That gesture wasn't directed at Müller-Wohlfahrt and it wasn't applauding, but wanting to make the physio follow Benatia faster to the locker room.

That beeing said, I don't like how Bayern treated the doc. That's not our style.

Ja, read more details about the situation the following days. Nevertheless, a lot of stuff was just disrespectful, no matter to whom of the medical staff it was directed to...

It´s really interesting to see, how KHR & Co handle the situation, especially if they don´t manage to advance today!

[FlAVaK]

Missed the goal responding to this non-issue to be :lol

The two spaniards :toast to Pep

[FlAVaK]

la bestia negra :wow

[lefty]

:lol Porto

[Jodelo]

Damn, that was quick. :depressed

[pookenstein]

Gooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the team I was hoping to see. Now don't let these cocksuckers back into the game.

[Infinite_limit]

German headers

[pookenstein]

Ja, read more details about the situation the following days. Nevertheless, a lot of stuff was just disrespectful, no matter to whom of the medical staff it was directed to...

It´s really interesting to see, how KHR & Co handle the situation, especially if they don´t manage to advance today!

True!

[lefty]

:lol Porto still parking the bus

[lefty]

:lmao porololololololokto

[FlAVaK]

Over.

[pookenstein]

Lewa-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[FlAVaK]

:lmao porololololololokto

:lol:lol:lol

[Infinite_limit]

Best game I've seen Goetze play at Bayern in while mayve ever

[DAF86]

Way to choke it in record time Porto. :lol

[lefty]

:lol tomorrow's game should be more interesting

[pookenstein]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xMomUz-ro3g

Time to add Bayern vs Porto to that video.

[Jodelo]

Why do they show the Germany-Brazil replay?

[pookenstein]

Goooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!

Exclusive footage of Porto during halftime:
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0:26

[Fireball]

Why do they show the Germany-Brazil replay?

exactly my thoughts ...

[Fireball]

Goooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!

Mia san mia!

[resistanze]

And if it come to it I'll be there (a short time tonight after the game, all day tomorrow).

Shit sandwich back in the fridge.

[FlAVaK]

"Und weil ihm keiner mehr zuhört, warnt Sammer sich selbst. Vor sich selbst."

:lol

[pookenstein]

Mia san mia!

The demolution of Porto... Don't fuck with Bayern...

[pookenstein]

Shit sandwich back in the fridge.

:lol Thank god.

[resistanze]

Now I just need Athletico and Juve to advance and I go 4-4 and get $200 from a friend :lol

[FlAVaK]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU

[Venti Quattro]

Now we need JR from WWE to commentate this PORTO v Bayern game. MY GODDDDDDD

[pookenstein]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU

Damn you. I wanted to post that the next opportunity. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Arsenal demand that slot in Pot 1 of the UCL draw back, Porto

[Venti Quattro]

Neymar brace, 3 goals total

Suárez brace

:lol Missi

[resistanze]

Jackson Martinez almost with 2 in quick succession :wow

[resistanze]

Buttholes getting a little clenched

[Venti Quattro]

Buttholes getting a little clenched

Non-issue

[pookenstein]

And that's what we in the film business call a "wrap".

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lefty]

:lol Porto will lose half of its roster this summer by the way

[Jodelo]

And that's what we in the film business call a "wrap".

Still shooting gay porn?

[pookenstein]

Buttholes getting a little clenched

You weren't looking for that key to the freezer, were you? No shitsandwich for me. Not today!

[lefty]

Madrid derby should be fun :lol

[pookenstein]

Still shooting gay porn?

Writing the scenes, diricting, shooting, starring. All that in a co-production with my mentally challenged brother. You should check it out. I highly recommend it. Family entertainment.

[Jodelo]

Writing the scenes, diricting, shooting, starring. All that in a co-production with my mentally challenged brother. You should check it out. I highly recommend it. Family entertainment.

Nice. Will be there and see what can be done. :toast

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Bayern cock blocking Porto

[resistanze]

You weren't looking for that key to the freezer, were you? No shitsandwich for me. Not today!

:lol Good win by Bayern. Might fry up some shit burgers for the semis if Robben/Ribery aren't back in shape though.

[pookenstein]

Nice. Will be there and see what can be done. :toast

Just let me know when you're around. I hook you up with a VIP-pass for the tour. :toast

[Jodelo]

Just let me know when you're around. I hook you up with a VIP-pass for the tour. :toast

I bring some friends with me aswell. Can't wait.

[pookenstein]

:lol Good win by Bayern. Might fry up some shit burgers for the semis if Robben/Ribery aren't back in shape though.

We'll see. Until then I you can find me on shittalk-fm. It's great radio program.

[pookenstein]

I bring some friends with me aswell. Can't wait.

No problemo. See you soon.

0Pamgat1Wro

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Barca's Worst Nightmare is Bayern

[Infinite_limit]

http://static.laodong.com.vn/Uploaded/ctvthethao/2014_10_01/champions_league_2013_011_EENG.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

We'll see. Until then I you can find me on shittalk-fm. It's great radio program.

I must say that Porto woke the Bavarians up plus that GIF of Pep allegedly heckling the Munich medical staff which was really misconstrued and much ado about nothing.

Bayern put in the most German of responses and that is bad news for the rest of the UCL Field.

[Infinite_limit]

I must say that Porto woke the Bavarians up plus that GIF of Pep allegedly heckling the Munich medical staff which was really misconstrued and much ado about nothing.

Bayern put in the most German of responses and that is bad news for the rest of the UCL Field.
Schweinsteiger laughing with teammates right after the final whistle (thinking I wasn't even needed) CB still a concern in the Semi-Final but MF and Wings will improve with soldiers returning.

Barca should be 'Vegas favorites' at this very moment but I feel there is a distinct gap between Bayern/Barca and the 2 Madrids.


Sidenote: You guys notice Fox Sports adding the accent in the Barca name? Why do they get special treatment. The other clubs aren't showcased with native dialect. We all get the English version on English station.




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[Venti Quattro]

And that's what we in the film business call a "wrap".

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Still shooting gay porn?

Writing the scenes, diricting, shooting, starring. All that in a co-production with my mentally challenged brother. You should check it out. I highly recommend it. Family entertainment.

Nice. Will be there and see what can be done. :toast

Just let me know when you're around. I hook you up with a VIP-pass for the tour. :toast

I bring some friends with me aswell. Can't wait.

We'll see. Until then I you can find me on shittalk-fm. It's great radio program.
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[lefty]

And this is why they end up in porn :lol

[Infinite_limit]

And this is why they end up in porn :lol
Porto did all they could. No reason to hide from thread.

Lewandowski was too much to overwhelm.

[SAtown]

Please God let it be Bartha vs Bayern in the semis, don't give a shit who wins either imho

[Infinite_limit]

Please God let it be Bartha vs Bayern in the semis, don't give a shit who wins either imho
Real/Atletico vs Juventus for Final?

[ElNono]

Just caught up with the games' results... lol Porto

[Infinite_limit]

Just caught up with the games' results... lol Porto
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/24/article-2329088-19BD3FFB000005DC-391_634x432.jpg

[lefty]

The last time Bayern played a final in Germany it didn't end well imo

[Infinite_limit]

The last time Bayern played a final in Germany it didn't end well imo
Winning 85 minutes in?

Must multi-dimenstial attack left in the Tournament this time around?

[lefty]

Because we know a football game lasts 85 minutes

Ok, the Porto game was over after 45 minutes :lol

[velik_m]

So it WAS all medical staff's fault...

[pookenstein]

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[Infinite_limit]

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http://backpagefootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Thiago-Bayern.png

[Infinite_limit]

ESPN scoring system

73% Real Madrid

[FlAVaK]

Writing the scenes, diricting, shooting, starring. All that in a co-production with my mentally challenged brother. You should check it out. I highly recommend it. Family entertainment.


Born and raised (a Bayern fan), Baby.... ;)

Now it all makes sense :hat :p:


congrats for being the only german team in european semis :toast

[FlAVaK]

I´m sorry for the non-germans, can´t really translate this:

"Apropos: Guardiola ist die Hose geplatzt. Die etwas andere Antwort auf die Frage »Wie steht’s?«."

[Infinite_limit]

I´m sorry for the non-germans, can´t really translate this:

"Apropos: Guardiola ist die Hose geplatzt. Die etwas andere Antwort auf die Frage »Wie steht’s?«."
Haha the English station just said he's Hulk

[FlAVaK]

Haha the English station just said he's Hulk

Ja, but this is missing the sexual part of "wie steht´s", which has the double meaning of "how is th score" & "having a boner"...

[Infinite_limit]

Ja, but this is missing the sexual part of "wie steht´s", which has the double meaning of "how is th score" & "having a boner"...
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Türkin?

[pookenstein]

Now it all makes sense :hat :p:

:toast

[pookenstein]

http://www.betcheslovethis.com/files/uploads/images/munich2.jpg




Türkin?

Does it matter?

[Infinite_limit]

Does it matter?
She's Armenian. It's in the news :wakeup

[lefty]

So, Pepe may start as a DM

:lol shit is gonna get physical

[Jodelo]

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[Kyle Orton]

Interesting lineup that all 3 CB are starting and having pepe in DM over illara/silva/khedira

[lefty]

lol Martin Tyler is going to ruin this game and suck the emotion out of the building

[FlAVaK]

Just tuned in. It´s Ramos at DM, or are they switching...

[FlAVaK]

Flopnaldo :lol

[DAF86]

:sleep

[lefty]

:lol JuvReftus
:lol needing ref help in both legs vs Monaco

Atletico Madrid is under siege, we need to capitalize on our chances

[FlAVaK]

^yap

[Kyle Orton]

Good game so far tbh but ronaldo has to make that shit

ramos looks good at DM. So fucking nervous tbh

[Jodelo]

Ronaldo has to make that, damn. Other than that, boring game!

[pookenstein]

I think I made a smart decision, choosing a rerum oft "the Wire" over the two snooze fests today. Saw ten minutes and fell asleep twice. I might tune in for the penaldo shootout.
But maybe I'll just go ahead, rub one out (I'm thinking either Madison Ivy, young Eve Lawrence or Anya Ivy) and go to bed early.

[lefty]

fuck Turan
Thinks he is tough because he has a beard :lol

[FlAVaK]

what a dumbfuckin turk

[lefty]

shitcharito

[lefty]

shitcharito

[gnsf0946]

shitcharito

great jinx 10/10

[lefty]

great jinx 10/10
:lmao

[FlAVaK]

^:lol

[Venti Quattro]

Atleti were too offensively challenged in this leg. It was like watching the Raptors

[lefty]

Juventus is gonna get c-stomped in the semis :lol

[gnsf0946]

Juventus is gonna get c-stomped in the semis :lol

we ain't looking great either though, think we need to draw Juve if we're to go to the finals again

[lefty]

we ain't looking great either though, think we need to draw Juve if we're to go to the finals again
To be fair, we should have scored at least 4 goals in the first leg and today we were missing a lot of starters and still dominated

As for Juve, they needed the ref in both legs vs Monaco to barely beat them :lol

[Kyle Orton]

Just fucking jizzed! Chicharito proving the haters wrong and showing be@ners all around the world they can make it!! What a fucking game holy hell

fuck turan the turkish phaggot too

[Venti Quattro]

As for Juve, they needed the ref in both legs vs Monaco to barely beat them :lol

:lol UCLciopoli

[lefty]

:lol UCLciopoli

:lol

[Jodelo]

YEEEESSSS!!!

[lefty]

Just fucking jizzed! Chicharito proving the haters wrong and showing be@ners all around the world they can make it!! What a fucking game holy hell

fuck turan the turkish phaggot too


YEEEESSSS!!!
https://33.media.tumblr.com/5b599c3b01fc70b8fc8eb36d722f7796/tumblr_mt5lprhJJc1shfy4zo1_500.gif

[lefty]

Chicharito is a cold blooded serial killer

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBPLVcMWsAA5NZT.jpg:large

[TheGreatYacht]

Chicharito is a cold blooded serial killer

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBPLVcMWsAA5NZT.jpg:large
Who is that b

[lefty]

Who is that b

some mexican b

[lefty]

:lmao

https://scontent-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11146555_1046915751989709_232668372748152869_n.jpg ?oh=a70638f119517c1a2a7284912d376a9a&oe=55DE3E41https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDOFB81VIAAdAYG.jpg

[IronMaxipad]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDOJy8nWIAA6Udv.jpg

[lefty]

^
Tap in

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao

https://scontent-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11146555_1046915751989709_232668372748152869_n.jpg ?oh=a70638f119517c1a2a7284912d376a9a&oe=55DE3E41https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDOFB81VIAAdAYG.jpg

If Barcelona and Juve meet, it will be Suarez v Chiellini and Suarez v Evra :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Infinite_limit]

Badstuber finished for the 2014-15 season with a thigh injury


https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ZLMiAfrQV3IOE5g18zc8C9hu2D4=/0x0:4000x2667/730x487/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/38513478/455361290.0.jpg



Re-enter Dante for the Semi-Finals

[lefty]

:lol dante

[Venti Quattro]

Barcelona (1st leg) v Bayern (2nd Leg)
Juventus (1st leg) v Madrid (2nd Leg)

:lol pookenstein get ready to get your asses torn apart

[pookenstein]

Bullshit. We got this. No shit sandwich for me. 1-2 win @ Barcelona and at home we will stroll to an uncontested 3-0.

[Venti Quattro]

Bullshit. We got this. No shit sandwich for me. 1-2 win @ Barcelona and at home we will stroll to an uncontested 3-0.

Once a Cule, always a Cule.

:lol Bayern get ready to get your asses fucked

Barcelona's future director of football will do some work.

[pookenstein]

Sad that this isn't the Final. Winner of FCB vs FCB takes it all IMO.

[lefty]

Sad that this isn't the Final. Winner of FCB vs FCB takes it all IMO.

WE WILL SEE

[SAtown]

Predictions tbh?


Barcelona v Bayern - May 5 & 13

Juventus v Real Madrid - May 6 & 12

Final: Real Madrid v Barcelona



Ancelotti then leaves Madrid to join AC Milan when det one Thai dude buys the club, and all is well again in the universe.

imho

[Kyle Orton]

hopefully real doesn't choke dick against juve

we could have a el clasico matchup in the final for the first time ever. holy shit

[lefty]

hopefully real doesn't choke dick against juve

we could have a el clasico matchup in the final for the first time ever. holy shit

:lol UEFA will make sure it's going to happen

[pookenstein]

WE WILL SEE

:lol

[Infinite_limit]

Barca is my most disliked club and they have never even defeated a German team since I've started watching UCL

Honestly the Tourney deserves 2 matches between these two to make up for Porto last game, the entire Madrid derby and Juventus & PSG play of late

[Venti Quattro]

Barca is my most disliked club and they have never even defeated a German team since I've started watching UCL
Not surprising that you've only started watching UCL in 2013

[Infinite_limit]

Not surprising that you've only started watching UCL in 2013
I'm referencing to Bayern and Dortmund.

And yes 2013 was the first I watched from beginning to end. Soccer stole me from baseball

[DAF86]

Fuck that draw.

[lefty]

We'll have 10 crazy days though in Early may facing Sevilla, Valencia and Juventus with a injury hit and tired team We definitely need to try finishing our easier La Liga games in the first half and Ancelotti to then do earlier subs this time

[NASpurs]

Chicharito is a cold blooded serial killer

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBPLVcMWsAA5NZT.jpg:large

Google image search says her name is Tania Rincon.

[Infinite_limit]

Fuck that draw.
You Are

http://undergrad.osu.edu/buckeyes_blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/done.gif

[Jodelo]

We'll have 10 crazy days though in Early may facing Sevilla, Valencia and Juventus with a injury hit and tired team We definitely need to try finishing our easier La Liga games in the first half and Ancelotti to then do earlier subs this time

:lmao

[lefty]

:lol I know

[lefty]

Google image search says her name is Tania Rincon.
Thanks my nigguh :tu

[Infinite_limit]

Robben, Lewandowski & Ribery > Messi, Suarez & Neymar


Enjoy!

[FlAVaK]

Robben probably tore a muscle, maybe out 2 weeks minimum...

Lewandowski with a concussion, but should be able to play.

[FlAVaK]

Also Thiago subbed out, but looked like just a knee bump or so...

Now confirmed: Lewandowski to the hospital after hit to the head...

[lefty]

Robben probably tore a muscle, maybe out 2 weeks minimum...

.
b.....but.... it'S the honey doctors' fault !!!!!


:lmao Pep

[FlAVaK]

And tomorrow the greenkeeper retires :lmao

[FlAVaK]

Now confirmed: Lewandowski to the hospital after hit to the head...

Broken jaw :wow

So Alaba, Robben and Lewandowski out against Barca!

EDIT: others say cheekbone, so he maybe could play with a facemask...

[Jodelo]

Lewandowski wants to play against Barca... Robben out for season i heard?

[Infinite_limit]

Doubt there is a player in UCL that takes more physical punishment than Lewandowski. It's a staple of his play style. Can't expect him to be his usual effectiveness with a mask.

Bayern should go all in on Jupp defensive and counter attacking.

[FlAVaK]

Robben out for season i heard?

Jap.

593349932108636160

[resistanze]

Doubt there is a player in UCL that takes more physical punishment than Lewandowski. It's a staple of his play style. Can't expect him to be his usual effectiveness with a mask.

Bayern should go all in on Jupp defensive and counter attacking.
Polish excuses?

[Infinite_limit]

Polish excuses?
2nd Half of Polish Euro Qualifications nearing.

Can't expect him to stick his face in action playing longball in the 1st Leg

[lefty]

Damn Barcelona is going to rape Bayern

[DAF86]

Damn Barcelona is going to rape Bayern

Doubt it, tbh.

[lefty]

Doubt it, tbh.

I don't

Robben is probably out

Bayern's D has been shit this season and the Messi-Suarez-Neymar trio has been unstoppable in 2015

[Infinite_limit]

I don't

Robben is probably out

Bayern's D has been shit this season and the Messi-Suarez-Neymar trio has been unstoppable in 2015
Robben's season is over. Javi prob won't be in Semi-final game shape. He'd be ideal for CB in this matchup

Ribery still out. Bastian back to starting

[it's me]

:lmao we all know it'll be Rmao and Bayern final.

[Jodelo]

595639036565422080

[it's me]

Plastic face scores two headers on Buffon today... you'll see.

[NASpurs]

Forza Juve! :lmao RMAO

[NASpurs]

That shit was going to happen. You could see it coming since the game started.

[Jodelo]

That defense. :lol

Matter of time that Juve scored, horrible start.

[resistanze]

RMAO cucked by former player

[Jodelo]

Isco afraid to shoot since a few weeks. Man, has he regressed. :depressed

[Jodelo]

Ramos not being able to pass :lmao

[NASpurs]

:lol this could get ugly for RM

[resistanze]

:lmao Marcelo

[NASpurs]

There you go RMAO :lol

[NASpurs]

What shitty defense by Juve. How the fuck do you not pick up Ronaldo

[it's me]

Plastic face scores two headers on Buffon today... you'll see.

1

[it's me]

Tevez is so fucking overrated :lmao

[NASpurs]

Holy shit James :lol

[Jodelo]

Madrid is the "best" team to concede stupid penalties. Tevez was on his way out, Carvajal was next to him, in no way does he get off a shot or scrore... :bang

[NASpurs]

Every time I watch Carvajal play, that lucky nigga gets away with shit that's never called. :lol

[it's me]

Every time I watch Carvajal play, that lucky nigga gets away with shit that's never called. :lol

Kid's learning from Ramos and Pepe... what do you expect?

[NASpurs]

Kid's learning from Ramos and Pepe... what do you expect?

:lol there's no denying that. Can't stand those two faggots.

[it's me]

Ugly ass game .... Rmao got this TBH.

[quentin_compson]

Amazing that Carvajal gets warned by the ref that he is this close to getting yellow-carded - and then a minute or so later, Carvajal fouls again (the penalty) and nothing happens. :lol

[lefty]

Varane and Carvajal were shit :lmao

:cry James tho

[velik_m]

Good result for Real. Minimal deficit + an away goal. They should have no problem advancing.

[Infinite_limit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OHOFe4K7K4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMVPOuhZFgk

[lefty]

Good result for Real. Minimal deficit + an away goal. They should have no problem advancing.

Thats we thought when Bayern beat them in 2013

[velik_m]

Thats we thought when Bayern beat them in 2013

Juve is not Bayern.

[lefty]

Juve is not Bayern.

But Madrid is still Madrid

[Kyle Orton]

sons thoughts on todays game? its in camp nou and im expecting a barca thrashing like 3-1 etc. Bayern missing half their team as well and Messi neymar and suarez are in great form


with that being said....i cant pass up bayern +400 on the moneyline tbh, just put down 50 on them lol

[Jodelo]

Varane and Carvajal were shit :lmao

:cry James tho

Ramos, Marcelo and Isco were worse. :lol

[Kyle Orton]

Ramos, Marcelo and Isco were worse. :lol
ramos and marcelo were shit tbh. marcelo has been way out of form following his suspension in the CL leg 2 vs atletico. He is the main reason for like 3 goals we have conceded the past 3 games. I still think he should play next game tho cause juve will probably park some kind of bus or play defensive as fuck and he brings more offensive options than coentrao would but who knows with ancelloshit.

Gotta disagree with isco being shit tho. He was the only one doing anything with the ball and advancing it down the left. He even had that sick cross that james couldnt finish. When ancelloshit took out isco for chicharito, the advancement of the ball dissapeared tbh

[Jodelo]

ramos and marcelo were shit tbh. marcelo has been way out of form following his suspension in the CL leg 2 vs atletico. He is the main reason for like 3 goals we have conceded the past 3 games. I still think he should play next game tho cause juve will probably park some kind of bus or play defensive as fuck and he brings more offensive options than coentrao would but who knows with ancelloshit.

Gotta disagree with isco being shit tho. He was the only one doing anything with the ball and advancing it down the left. He even had that sick cross that james couldnt finish. When ancelloshit took out isco for chicharito, the advancement of the ball dissapeared tbh

Ok, the other two were far worse.
I dislike that Isco never shoots when there is a good chance, yesterday he was in the box but refused to shoot and instead dribble, dribble, throw-in.

[Infinite_limit]

sons thoughts on todays game? its in camp nou and im expecting a barca thrashing like 3-1 etc. Bayern missing half their team as well and Messi neymar and suarez are in great form


with that being said....i cant pass up bayern +400 on the moneyline tbh, just put down 50 on them lol
Bayern clearly the superior side and we will have to see that depth on display today

[lefty]

Ramos, Marcelo and Isco were worse. :lol

Ramos was a good idea in the MF vs Pathetico, it made sense, but vs Juve it was a stupid idea.
2 different teams and styles

Carlo is like Pop.
He has his good days and his bad days

[FlAVaK]

HD-stream: http://cl.zdf.de/live/

(german proxy via e.g. zenmate needed)

[pookenstein]

Sorry guys, but I won't be able to enlighten you with my football wisdom tonight. I'm going out with my girl. I will watch the game in a pub, but won't be able to log on to ST.

BAYERN WILL WIN. YOU'LL SEE, MOFOS! MÜller (2x), BERNAT AND LEWANDOWSKI! 4-1, BITCHES!

[Infinite_limit]

Sorry guys, but I won't be able to enlighten you with my football wisdom tonight. I'm going out with my girl. I will watch the game in a pub, but won't be able to log on to ST.

BAYERN WILL WIN. YOU'LL SEE, MOFOS! MÜller (2x), BERNAT AND LEWANDOWSKI! 4-1, BITCHES!

She's already being treated to that side of u?

[Kyle Orton]

why is the united states women team top 2 in the world but the men suck?

[NASpurs]

:lmao Suarez got Neu(t)er

[resistanze]

:lol Lewan
:lol Poland

[NASpurs]

With any other goalkeeper in the world, Bayern would be down at least 0-2 right now.

[DAF86]

Fucking Suarez choking big time.

[it's me]

Neuer the true ballon d'or TBH

[ElNono]

big teef missed an incredible goal, but nigga is hustling out there...

[pookenstein]

She's already being treated to that side of u?

She was well casted, tbh...

[resistanze]

With any other goalkeeper in the world, Bayern would be down at least 0-2 right now.

[ElNono]

midget doing midget things

[ElNono]

midget doing midget things

[NASpurs]

Holy shit Messi :wow

[resistanze]

GOD status reinstated.

[NASpurs]

Messilona :wow

[ElNono]

lmao bringing in grandpa Xavi... smh Luis Enrique...

[ElNono]

:lol Boateng on that 2nd goal

[resistanze]

:lol Boateng on that 2nd goal
:lmao milner, Tony parker like

[resistanze]

Sorry guys, but I won't be able to enlighten you with my football wisdom tonight. I'm going out with my girl. I will watch the game in a pub, but won't be able to log on to ST.

BAYERN WILL WIN. YOU'LL SEE, MOFOS! MÜller (2x), BERNAT AND LEWANDOWSKI! 4-1, BITCHES!

Shit sandwich is out of fridge, on the grill.

[NASpurs]

You know that nigga pookenstein got some sympathy nookie. :lol

[NASpurs]

Yeah that word "nookie" is pretty gay... too late to edit lol

[ElNono]

Neymar with the dagger