2014 Avante Betting Tracker

[Avante]

:lmao

bad picks in 2012: mason
bad picks in 2013: i gave opposite of my real plays
back picks in week 1 of 2014: i've secretly been using a completely different system for 5 years and making big money! even though i never gave those picks here

Cool, bet against then?

[Aztecfan03]

heres my lone bet for tonight

13 pt teaser

Houson vs. BYU over 47
Houston vs BYU -5.5
Steelers + 16 vs Ravens
Lousiana Tech vs. North Texas over 35

$50 to win $42

So the Ravens are 16 point favorites where you bet?

[Blake]

^ he teased it

[Aztecfan03]

^ he teased it

I don't know the betting system so I have no clue what that means.

Just looked it up quiclly and i kinda get it.

[Avante]

Well you've already laid out your picks for the entire season.

All we have to do now is sit back and watch you fail and then laugh at your fat old ass. Again. Like usual.

You stupidly showed us your hand so you're in no position to push your deal.

It's my bet or no bet. Take it or fuck yourself.

More home teams will win in 2014 than road teams. We see that every year. I can bet on that before any season and would have never lost.

Obviously if Manning/RW/Luck etc went down that would change things, if I see the Colts miss Mathis too much that will change that. I will look at the situation each week but my goal is to try and play the five I mentioned. Not that I can't play other games also.

So you are telling me you don't believe that system...right?

What gets me is if you were as confident as you act you'd take my bet, why are you afraid?

[spurraider21]

Cool, bet against then?
unlike your moronic ass i take it week to week and look at the lines before locking in bets

[Blake]

What gets me is if you were as confident as you act you'd take my bet, why are you afraid?

ok pussy.

If you want to get real, let's talk money.

anything else, just go fuck your fat self.

[Avante]

unlike your moronic ass i take it week to week and look at the lines before locking in bets

Dude, just bet against my picks and ya can't miss....right? Ok prove it.

[Avante]

ok pussy.

If you want to get real, let's talk money.

anything else, just go fuck your fat self.

Little man what happened to...just bet against Avante you can't lose....well?

Take my bet ya fucking coward.

[spurraider21]

Dude, just bet against my picks and ya can't miss....right? Ok prove it.
the trends show that it is the case. unlike you i dont make my picks solely based on trends and "spots"

i look at lines, matchups, inuries

[Blake]

Little man what happened to...just bet against Avante you can't lose....well?

Take my bet ya fucking coward.

i don't really give much of a shit if you or anyone else posts here or not. The bet I offered was just to do everyone else here a favor.

I do care about money though. I'm willing to put up $300 against your system of those five teams.

take a man's bet, you fucking pussy.

[Avante]

the trends show that it is the case. unlike you i dont make my picks solely based on trends and "spots"

i look at lines, matchups, inuries

And so did I until I found this system.

inuries....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! See how stupid that is, ok?

You have said....just bet against Avante, you can't lose.....ok, do that? What happened?

[Avante]

i don't really give much of a shit if you or anyone else posts here or not. The bet I offered was just to do everyone else here a favor.

I do care about money though. I'm willing to put up $300 against your system of those five teams.

take a man's bet, you fucking pussy.

So you think the system is bogus....right?

I need your faggot ass gone, now if I suck at this that bad how can you lose.....right? So take my bet ya fucking coward.

[Clipper Nation]

Once again, Old Faggot caught in a lie :lol

He claims he's an experienced weight-lifter but won't show video proof despite the fact that he agreed to do so.... now he claims to have a secret "system" and makes different picks than the ones he posts here, but won't show the bet slips to prove it.... lying old faggot :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Hey Avante, while you're at it, how about some video proof of those "dance contests" you now claim to have won?

[Avante]

Once again, Old Faggot caught in a lie :lol

He claims he's an experienced weight-lifter but won't show video proof despite the fact that he agreed to do so.... now he claims to have a secret "system" and makes different picks than the ones he posts here, but won't show the bet slips to prove it.... lying old faggot :lol

Do you work at stupid?

Why do I own weights, hmmmmm?....think I might lift them? You do realize what kind of gambling I;m talking about right?

A secret system, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Go with the best ATS teams, wow...what a secret...hahahaha!!!!!!!

Dude, nobody should be this dumb.

[Avante]

Hey Avante, while you're at it, how about some video proof of those "dance contests" you now claim to have won?

Me and Nancy Ensign won the 7th and 8th grade dance contest in Jr High, I won a talent show in HS with...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJgkuyJ8NLo


Then tons of bar dance contests, with various partners.

Who would make something like this up?

[Clipper Nation]

Why do I own weights, hmmmmm?....think I might lift them?
There are plenty of reasons why you might own weights but not lift them....

For instance, I own a pair of boxing gloves that were handed down to me by my parents, but I've never stepped in a ring, I just have them lying around somewhere....

More plausibly, if you're not lying about that garage being yours, you're just a hoarder who owns all sorts of useless crap but can't allow yourself to get rid of it :lol


A secret system, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Go with the best ATS teams, wow...what a secret...hahahaha!!!!!!!
"Secret" as in you didn't tell us about it until this week despite supposedly using it all along....

[Clipper Nation]

Me and Nncy Ensign won the 7th and 8th grade dance contest in Jr High, I won a talent show in HS with...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJgkuyJ8NLo


Then tons of bar dance contests, with various partners.

Who would make something like this up?

A video of James Brown =/= a video of you dancing and winning a contest

[Avante]

There are plenty of reasons why you might own weights but not lift them....

For instance, I own a pair of boxing gloves that were handed down to me by my parents, but I've never stepped in a ring, I just have them lying around somewhere....

More plausibly, if you're not lying about that garage being yours, you're just a hoarder who owns all sorts of useless crap but can't allow yourself to get rid of it :lol


"Secret" as in you didn't tell us about it until this week despite supposedly using it all along....

Let me see if I have this straight....

I own weights I have never lfted...hahaha!!!!!!!! I just have them in a tiny room for the hell of it.....hahaha!!!!!!

To a dumbass like you who has never read a book or recorded any music or even knows music you'd think books/music were crap. What dummy wouldn't?

You really do come off as a total idiot, what do you know....anything?

[Clipper Nation]

Let me see if I have this straight....

I own weights I have never lfted...hahaha!!!!!!!! I just have them in a tiny room for the hell of it.....hahaha!!!!!!

To a dumbass like you who has never read a book or recorded any music or even knows music you'd think books/music were crap. What dummy wouldn't?

You really do come off as a total idiot, what do you know....anything?
I've read plenty of books, just not the type of shitty books you like.... same thing with music....

And with the way you keep welching on benefactor's bet, it's clear you've never actually lifted those weights :lol

[Blake]

So you think the system is bogus....right?

I need your faggot ass gone, now if I suck at this that bad how can you lose.....right? So take my bet ya fucking coward.

damn, I'm really in your head. :lol

New bet:

$300 to me if you lose

$300 to you if you win plus I never post in your threads ever again.


You won't take this bet though because you're the scared little girl here.

[Avante]

I've read plenty of books, just not the type of shitty books you like.... same thing with music....

And with the way you keep welching on benefactor's bet, it's clear you've never actually lifted those weights :lol

Prove it lets see some pictures/video of your books/music, I think you're lying. You're too stupid to have read any books.

Been lifting since I was 15 little man, I actually own two bench presses and a ton of weights. So I just have them for looks...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumbbells, curling bars, steel plates all for decoration, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

damn, I'm really in your head. :lol

New bet:

$300 to me if you lose

$300 to you if you win plus I never post in your threads ever again.


You won't take this bet though because you're the scared little girl here.


Your in my head or are you in my thread.....again?

Look ya little shit, here's the only deal......I'm going to pick five teams a week. you simply take the other side. Remember I don't know shit.....right?

The winner stays and the loser goes.....so ya got balls or bb's?

[Clipper Nation]

Been lifting since I was 15 little man, I actually own two bench presses and a ton of weights. So I just have them for looks...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dumbbells, curling bars, steel plates all for decoration, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yet you're still welching on benefactor's bet.

[Avante]

Yet you're still welching on benefactor's bet.

Whoa, so where is the proof you read any books and have any music? Show me some pictures/video or you're a lying fuck.

[Blake]

The winner stays and the loser goes.....so ya got balls or bb's?

I get nothing from that little girl bet.

If you're so confident in yourself, you should want to take my money plus get me out of your threads.

the fact is, you talk a lot of shit about being an expert, but as usual, you're being exposed as a huge chicken shit pussy.

[Clipper Nation]

Whoa, so where is the proof you read any books and have any music? Show me some pictures/video or you're a lying fuck.

^ Liar, welcher ^

I don't have to show you shit, because unlike you, I'm not an arrogant prick who floods every thread I post in with boastful claims of supposed accomplishments and in-depth expertise.... saying "I read books and listen to music" is very different from saying "I'm a former football player, I'm an accomplished weight-lifter, I've won a bunch of dance competitions, I can outrun Peyton Hillis, I'm a betting expert, etc."

[Avante]

I get nothing from that little girl bet.

If you're so confident in yourself, you should want to take my money plus get me out of your threads.

the fact is, you talk a lot of shit about being an expert, but as usual, you're being exposed as a huge chicken shit pussy.

The big man bet is permanant bannishment from ST, the little sissy ass bet is..."keep me out of your threads"..what are you 15? If you want to constantly bump me up, cool.


Take my bet ya little fucking coward, stop being a little wimpy ass bitch....ok? Grow a couple faggot or shut the fuck up.

[Avante]

^ Liar, welcher ^

I don't have to show you shit, because unlike you, I'm not an arrogant prick who floods every thread I post in with boastful claims of supposed accomplishments and in-depth expertise.... saying "I read books and listen to music" is very different from saying "I'm a former football player, I'm an accomplished weight-lifter, I've won a bunch of dance competitions, I can outrun Peyton Hillis, I'm a betting expert, etc."

translation

Ok ok I lied about reading and don't own any music, yep....a liar!

[Clipper Nation]

translation

Ok ok I lied about reading and don't own any music, yep....a liar!

translation

"I'm a fat welcher with a fake Internet life and everybody knows it... how am I going to deflect this?"

[Avante]

translation

"I'm a fat welcher with a fake Internet life and everybody knows it... how am I going to deflect this?"

Whatever

So where's that video/pictures of your books and music library? I showed pictures of mine.

You;re a fucking liar.

[Blake]

The big man bet is permanant bannishment from ST, the little sissy ass bet is..."keep me out of your threads"..what are you 15? If you want to constantly bump me up, cool.


Take my bet ya little fucking coward, stop being a little wimpy ass bitch....ok? Grow a couple faggot or shut the fuck up.

No, messageboard bets like yours are for butt hurt little girls with thin skin.

real men put money where their mouth is.

We'll all be sure to laugh at you when you lose again, little girl.

[Clipper Nation]

Whatever

So where's that video/pictures of your books and music library? I showed pictures of mine.

You;re a fucking liar.
Where's your video? You agreed to post one, I never agreed to shit....

[Avante]

No, messageboard bets like yours are for butt hurt little girls with thin skin.

real men put money where their mouth is.

We'll all be sure to laugh at you when you lose again, little girl.

Just as I though just a big fucking mouth with a coward ass, not a ball on ya. This is sad to watch.

You're a fucking coward ya little bitch.

[Avante]

Where's your video? You agreed to post one, I never agreed to shit....

That's my point ya dumb fuck, you don't do shit but leech off what we do.

You can't do shit on your own, can ya faggot? You don't bet, ya don't know shit, you can't even post pictures of you library that you don't have. You;re fucking worthless ya little faggot. You're a fucking follower.

[Blake]

Just as I though just a big fucking mouth with a coward ass, not a ball on ya. This is sad to watch.

You're a fucking coward ya little bitch.

No. You're the pussy here.

I think you're also poor.

[Avante]

No. You're the pussy here.

I think you're also poor.

You ran your mouth asshole and now you can't back your shit up.

Sometimes I wish I was poor.

[Clipper Nation]

That's my point ya dumb fuck, you don't do shit but leech off what we do.

You can't do shit on your own, can ya faggot? You don't bet, ya don't know shit, you can't even post pictures of you library that you don't have. You;re fucking worthless ya little faggot. You're a fucking follower.
Boiled down:::still welching.

[Blake]

You ran your mouth asshole and now you can't back your shit up.

Sometimes I wish I was poor.

I've never ran my mouth. I've been laughing at you running yours.

Remember "big fish in little pond"? That's you that said that, not me dumbass.

And nobody wishes they were poor.

You're a fucking idiot. And a frightened little girl.

[Silver&Black]

Avante...I don't know anything about you. (I took a couple year hiatus from the site) Why does EVERYONE talk so much shit about you. Again...I'm not talking shit please don't take this the wrong way. What on Earth have you done...that people start threads to talk shit about your picks.

[Kawhi]

What's avantes week 2 picks?

[Blake]

Avante...I don't know anything about you. (I took a couple year hiatus from the site) Why does EVERYONE talk so much shit about you. Again...I'm not talking shit please don't take this the wrong way. What on Earth have you done...that people start threads to talk shit about your picks.

Ironically, the guy that started this thread asked a similar question about a year ago.

Just stick around long enough and you'll see why Avante is a piece of shit.

[Aztecfan03]

Just as I though just a big fucking mouth with a coward ass, not a ball on ya. This is sad to watch.

You're a fucking coward ya little bitch.

Why are you talking to yourself?

[Avante]

I've never ran my mouth. I've been laughing at you running yours.

Remember "big fish in little pond"? That's you that said that, not me dumbass.

And nobody wishes they were poor.

You're a fucking idiot. And a frightened little girl.


You're too dumb to even deal with anymore.

Trust me stupid around...TAX TIME!!!!!!!....yep, poor.

[Avante]

Avante...I don't know anything about you. (I took a couple year hiatus from the site) Why does EVERYONE talk so much shit about you. Again...I'm not talking shit please don't take this the wrong way. What on Earth have you done...that people start threads to talk shit about your picks.

We have a few kids here who troll everyones threads so I fuck with them and they can;t handle it. That's about it.

[Avante]

Why are you talking to yourself?

Are you really that dense?

[Silver&Black]

We have a few kids here who troll everyones threads so I fuck with them and they can;t handle it. That's about it.

I got a feeling it's a little more than that....but again I plead the 5th or in this case stupidity. I don't know all or any of the facts....and I'm not going back to look through your past posts. I just want the truth...and yes I can handle the truth.

Basically...you're saying the entire NFL and College Football community on ST are trolls???? Cause it seems to be more than a "few kids" talking shit. But hey...do your thing.

After all I went 3-3 on my week 1 NFL picks (and a lot of people did waaaay worse than that) and nobody is starting threads about how terrible my picks where or anybody else. Why you??????

[Blake]

And....I do know more about football than anyone else here. Don't forget 95% of the those who picked the game had SC.

I can talk about players nobody here has ever heard of.....trust me.



0-3.

[Avante]

I got a feeling it's a little more than that....but again I plead the 5th or in this case stupidity. I don't know all or any of the facts....and I'm not going back to look through your past posts. I just want the truth...and yes I can handle the truth.

Basically...you're saying the entire NFL and College Football community on ST are trolls???? Cause it seems to be more than a "few kids" talking shit. But hey...do your thing.

After all I went 3-3 on my week 1 NFL picks (and a lot of people did waaaay worse than that) and nobody is starting threads about how terrible my picks where or anybody else. Why you??????

I've been into pro football since the early 60's, so I;m obviously going to know more about the game than the kids here. And I rub that in, which pisses them off.....cool~~~ I also gamble and have been for a long time, I play around with that, knowing they hang on my every move, hell just look at this thread. I know this and have fun with it. I spell something wrong....here they come, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Bottom line is I make an impact all by design and I;m the one they pay attention to as we see. I don't know any of these people, so why not have some fun with them, and I do.......obviously.

I was an insurance salesman and learned a lot about human nature, ya want instant action on the internet.....just say you are good at something.......they fall all over themselves trying to get to you, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leemajors]

lol headed for a nuclear meltdown

[Aztecfan03]

I got a feeling it's a little more than that....but again I plead the 5th or in this case stupidity. I don't know all or any of the facts....and I'm not going back to look through your past posts. I just want the truth...and yes I can handle the truth.

Basically...you're saying the entire NFL and College Football community on ST are trolls???? Cause it seems to be more than a "few kids" talking shit. But hey...do your thing.

After all I went 3-3 on my week 1 NFL picks (and a lot of people did waaaay worse than that) and nobody is starting threads about how terrible my picks where or anybody else. Why you??????

Because he claims to be an expert and acts like everyone else is beneath him while not being able to back it up.

[Avante]

Because he claims to be an expert and acts like everyone else is beneath him while not being able to back it up.

The expert part will be proven this season. I don't act like I'm above anyone I simply counter punch, be cool and it will be cool, act like a jerk and I'll treat you like one.

[Blake]

I've been into pro football since the early 60's, so I;m obviously going to know more about the game than the kids here. And I rub that in, which pisses them off.....cool~~~ I also gamble and have been for a long time, I play around with that, knowing they hang on my every move, hell just look at this thread. I know this and have fun with it. I spell something wrong....here they come, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Bottom line is I make an impact all by design and I;m the one they pay attention to as we see. I don't know any of these people, so why not have some fun with them, and I do.......obviously.

I was an insurance salesman and learned a lot about human nature, ya want instant action on the internet.....just say you are good at something.......they fall all over themselves trying to get to you, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

attention whore

[Clipper Nation]

I got a feeling it's a little more than that....but again I plead the 5th or in this case stupidity. I don't know all or any of the facts....and I'm not going back to look through your past posts. I just want the truth...and yes I can handle the truth.

Basically...you're saying the entire NFL and College Football community on ST are trolls???? Cause it seems to be more than a "few kids" talking shit. But hey...do your thing.

After all I went 3-3 on my week 1 NFL picks (and a lot of people did waaaay worse than that) and nobody is starting threads about how terrible my picks where or anybody else. Why you??????
He gets shit on for his terrible picks because of his constant claims over the last three seasons of being a betting expert who makes a lot of money despite losing tons of money on the picks he posts here....

He gets shit on in general because he's an arrogant, annoying old faggot who feels superior to everyone else because of his knowledge of useless trivia and fake Internet life as an accomplished bodybuilder and dancer.... on top of that, he floods the boards with stupid-ass threads, criticizes anyone who doesn't start a thread for every thought that passes through their mind on a daily basis, and welches on bets....

[Aztecfan03]

The expert part will be proven this season. I don't act like I'm above anyone I simply counter punch, be cool and it will be cool, act like a jerk and I'll treat you like one.

Lies.

[manufan10]

:lmao

NFL forum never fails to deliver. Someone said in the game thread that nothing brings the NFL forum together like the Cowboys' losing. I disagree. Nothing brings the forum together quite like an Avante thread. :lol

:lol

[Avante]

He gets shit on for his terrible picks because of his constant claims over the last three seasons of being a betting expert who makes a lot of money despite losing tons of money on the picks he posts here....

He gets shit on in general because he's an arrogant, annoying old faggot who feels superior to everyone else because of his knowledge of useless trivia and fake Internet life as an accomplished bodybuilder and dancer.... on top of that, he floods the boards with stupid-ass threads, criticizes anyone who doesn't start a thread for every thought that passes through their mind on a daily basis, and welches on bets....

I guess I could just leech off everyone else like you do.

[Avante]

Lies.

Well there will be a difference between a fan of 50 years and one of 20.

[Blake]

heres my lone bet for tonight

13 pt teaser

Houson vs. BYU over 47
Houston vs BYU -5.5
Steelers + 16 vs Ravens
Lousiana Tech vs. North Texas over 35

$50 to win $42

ruh roh. 26-6 Ravens.

steelers need a TD here pretty quick.

I could use a long TD pass to Antonio.

[Blake]

Well there will be a difference between a fan of 50 years and one of 20.

Not when it comes to gambling.

You're a scrub and a cowardly pussy.

[Avante]

Not when it comes to gambling.

You're a scrub and a cowardly pussy.

All that silly shit is fun by now it's time for some business.

I'm really looking hard at that Baylor vs Buffalo game tomorrow night as a chance to make some serious $$$$$$.

Buffalo had two stud players on the team last year in Khalil Mack and Brenden Oliver, they are gone, as is most their defensive backfield, yep a rebuilding year. So if Baylor can beat that team 70-13 they should be able to 55-10ish. I;m thinking about playing 550 to win 500. I see this as being as close to a sure thing as we'll seel. Well?

[Aztecfan03]

Well there will be a difference between a fan of 50 years and one of 20.

You are condescending to everyone. It doesn't matter what age.

[Aztecfan03]

ruh roh. 26-6 Ravens.

steelers need a TD here pretty quick.

I could use a long TD pass to Antonio.

You can take solace in the fact that Avante is now 0-4.

[Blake]

You can take solace in the fact that Avante is now 0-4.

He took Pitt?

Rofl

[Aztecfan03]

He took Pitt?

Rofl

From the last post on the Avante Football Thread


Going to take the Steelers tonight straight up. I do think this Ray Rice situation was a big distraction and it is a short week...hmmm? Being the last 4 times they played they split, might as well take the team without the hassle. All 4 games decided by a combined...11 points.

[Avante]

You can take solace in the fact that Avante is now 0-4.

Try 9-8..ok? That was a straight up pick, get it right alright?

Now add...

Buff
Carolina
Cinncy
NO
Minnesota
Arizona
Tennesee
Washington
Sea
TB
Den
GB
Houston
SF
Indy

STRAIGHT UP!

[Clipper Nation]

Try 9-8..ok? That was a straight up pick, get it right alright?
:lol 0-4

Stop pulling fake records out of your ass....

[Aztecfan03]

He took Pitt?

Rofl


:lol 0-4

Stop pulling fake records out of your ass....

Actually I was wrong. His week one straight up picks are in that thread and he went 9-7. So this loss makes him 9-8.

[Avante]

:lol 0-4

Stop pulling fake records out of your ass....

Dude, why is it you never ever ever ever get anything right? WOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Try going to my Avante thread and find where I made last weeks STRAIGHT UP plays ya dumb fuck...ok?

[Avante]

Actually I was wrong. His week one straight up picks are in that thread and he went 9-7. So this loss makes him 9-8.

Well no shit, how about calming down ok amigo?

[Aztecfan03]

Well no shit, how about calming ok amigo?

I am perfectly calm.

[Holden_Caulfield]

You can take solace in the fact that Avante is now 0-4.
fuuuuuuck, never posting my bets in this thread again :cry

[Avante]

fuuuuuuck, never posting my bets in this thread again :cry

So how's that system work?

[Aztecfan03]

fuuuuuuck, never posting my bets in this thread again :cry

I thought you would be completely safe with that +16.

[Holden_Caulfield]

I thought you would be completely safe with that +16.
i thought it was a gimme, their games are almost always down the wire

i blame the faggot avante

[Blake]

Dude, why is it you never ever ever ever get anything right? WOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Try going to my Avante thread and find where I made last weeks STRAIGHT UP plays ya dumb fuck...ok?

Nobody gives a shit about straight up picks.

[Blake]

So how's that system work?

It works like this:

Wait for you to pick. Take the opposite.

Had he used this system, he would have been ok.

[Malik Hairston]

:lol are you really 9-8 in straight up picks?..that's fucking awful, tbh:lol..

[Avante]

i thought it was a gimme, their games are almost always down the wire

i blame the faggot avante

You suck, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Holden_Caulfield]

It works like this:

Wait for you to pick. Take the opposite.

Had he used this system, he would have been ok.
man i didnt know the faggot picked the steelers :cry

[Avante]

Nobody gives a shit about straight up picks.

Tell them that...
http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

[Holden_Caulfield]

You suck, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the faggot: -$330
me: -$50

:lol

[Avante]

:lol are you really 9-8 in straight up picks?..that's fucking awful, tbh:lol..

It is?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

[Avante]

It works like this:

Wait for you to pick. Take the opposite.

Had he used this system, he would have been ok.

That was the bet I gave you and you chicken shitted out.

[Malik Hairston]

I'm 16-1 in SU picks, it's way too easy, tbh..

[Blake]

Tell them that...
http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

Nobody gives a shit about them.

or you.

[Blake]

That was the bet I gave you and you chicken shitted out.

I upped the bet to real cash and you shit yourself.

You're a pussy. Period.

[Avante]

I upped the bet to real cash and you shit yourself.

You're a pussy. Period.

You are afraid little fella or you'd....

Fuck yes, ok after I beat that stupid system of yours, see ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't have a nut on ya, ya wear.....panties!

[Blake]

You are afraid little fella or you'd....

Fuck yes, ok after I beat that stupid system of yours, see ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't have a nut on ya, ya wear.....panties!

you're poor aren't ya, princess.

[Avante]

you're poor aren't ya, princess.

Yep, we barely get by. Hell this computer is a rental. Judy asked me a little while ago what TV dinnerr I wanted. We have Banquet thru the week but SWANSONS on the weekend.

[Clipper Nation]

Still, 9-8 is pathetic for a so-called "betting expert" :lol

[Avante]

Still, 9-8 is pathetic for a so-called "betting expert" :lol

Dude, you ever think about weks 2 thru 20 with playoffs? Are you really so stupid you put all this bullshit in.....one...week?

I;ve beat these guys three years in a row SU

http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

Nice way of getting around that stupid 0-4.

[Clipper Nation]

Dude, you ever think about weks 2 thru 20 with playoffs? Are you really so stupid you put all this bullshit in.....one...week?

I;ve beat these guys three years in a row SU

http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

Nice way of getting around that stupid 0-4.
0-3

[chunticakes]

0-4 ATS?

[Avante]

0-4 ATS?


Wow~~~~~

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao 9-8 straight up
:lmao 0-3 against the spread and under .500 for 2+ years
:lmao Betting Expert
:lmao NFL Historian
:lmao "you can always tell the rookies"
:lmao "Mason's Picks"
:lmao "Voodoo"
:lmao "this is going to be fun, hahahahaha"
:lmao 70%
:lmao 65%
:lmao 60%

[Brazil]

:lmao 9-8 straight up
:lmao 0-3 against the spread and under .500 for 2+ years
:lmao Betting Expert
:lmao NFL Historian
:lmao "you can always tell the rookies"
:lmao "Mason's Picks"
:lmao "Voodoo"
:lmao "this is going to be fun, hahahahaha"
:lmao 70%
:lmao 65%
:lmao 60%

:lol thanks brah I was lost a bit on the bet record

so he is 9-8 straight up :lol that would be bad even for me

and 0-3 against the spread and under .500 for 2+ years :lol I'm sure my dog could do better

[Avante]

Going to love this, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[AlexJones]

This article might help out your record, Avante.

http://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/576161

[Avante]

This article might help out your record, Avante.

http://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/576161

Why don't we give it a few weeks ok?

[Blake]

Going to love this, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

^ third season of this phrase

[Blake]

Why don't we give it a few weeks ok?

You've had two full seasons.

[AlexJones]

This article might help out your record, Avante.

http://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/576161


Why don't we give it a few weeks ok?

If your dumb fat ass had followed the article you would've went 6-1 ATS.

[chunticakes]

If your dumb fat ass had followed the article you would've went 6-1 ATS.

I followed it and went 5-0. Good for $400.

[spurraider21]

I followed it and went 5-0. Good for $400.
just saw that :wow. made up for your 0-6 week 1 though

well done, newbie. last year iirc weekly winnings were 440

[spurraider21]

so after a 2-2 week, Avante is now 2-5 for the season (not including his questionable "push" in week 1...)

he says all his plays are 110 to win 100 so

CURRENT AVANTE BETTING TRACKER: 2-5, -$350

[chunticakes]

just saw that :wow. made up for your 0-6 week 1 though

well done, newbie. last year iirc weekly winnings were 440

Beginners luck lol. Did your dad win last week?

[spurraider21]

Beginners luck lol. Did your dad win last week?
yep. 5-0 last week, and nobody else had a flawless week. he went 2-2 this week but has tomorrow night's game (think he has the colts). i went 3-2 this week.

it gets crazy if ur 5-0 and somebody else is 4-0... so ur both pressured to pick/double the night games

[chunticakes]

My brother is 2-2 this we and he has the colts too.

[spurraider21]

My brother is 2-2 this we and he has the colts too.
:lol are you my uncle tbh? did ur bro win the weekly in week 1?

:rollin

[chunticakes]

lmao. he was .500 week 1 also.

[Aztecfan03]

If your dumb fat ass had followed the article you would've went 6-1 ATS.

And the one he got wrong in the article was a homer pick.

[spurraider21]

following the Thursday night game where he layed 3 units on the game

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 3-5, -$50

[unforeseen]

following the Thursday night game where he layed 3 units on the game

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 3-5, -$50

Avante doin' work..

[Avante]

What happened, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spurraider21]

following the Thursday night game where he layed 3 units on the game

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 3-5, -$50
on Sunday avante went 4-3 (won with the Giants, Bengals, Seahawks, Colts... lost with the Panthers, Dolphins, Niners).

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 7-8, +$20

the numbers might appear off but keep in mind he put extra units on the Falcons/Bucs match

[Blake]

The money isn't the issue.

The issue is 70...no....65....no...60%

":cry muh system works :cry"

[Clipper Nation]

What happened, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7-8

:lol "Betting expert" still under .500

[Avante]

Loving it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

Loving it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol liar

":cry it gets easier :cry"

[ChumpDumper]

Loving it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!Do you keep an overall running total? Like do you include all the money you list last season?

Or do you try to forget such abject failures?

[Brazil]

so is it 10-11 or something so far ?

[spurraider21]

10-11, -$10

[Brazil]

:lol that sucks

[spurraider21]

:lol that sucks
:lol... nobody would care, except that he goes around claiming to be a betting expert

[spurraider21]

3-3 this week

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 13-14, -$40

[Aztecfan03]

3-3 this week

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 13-14, -$40

I think one of his bets was 220 to win 200 though. Nevermind i think that was what he was going to do for the Packer game.

[spurraider21]

I think one of his bets was 220 to win 200 though. Nevermind i think that was what he was going to do for the Packer game.
nope, thats what he supposedly would have gone for IF he picked green bay, which he didnt

[spurraider21]

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 13-14, -$40

:lol betting expert
:lol historian
:lol 5 weeks in and he's short a tank of gas
:lol not including his monetary losses from actually paying for gambling advice magazines

[benefactor]

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Current Avante Betting Tracker: 13-14, -$40

:lol betting expert
:lol historian
:lol 5 weeks in and he's short a tank of gas
:lol not including his monetary losses from actually paying for gambling advice magazines

[spurraider21]

Current Avante betting tracker: 17-18, -$80

waiting on tonight's game

[spurraider21]

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 17-19, -$190

:lmao

[Malik Hairston]

Damn, awful..

[Jeff Van Gundy]

:lmao

[Jodelo]

:lmao

Sticky that thread!

[benefactor]

Avante avoiding this thread like an Ebola patient.

[chunticakes]

Avante no vale verga tbh.

[Blake]

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 17-19, -$190

:lmao

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

HahahahahhahHHHHHhahHHahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a

[Blake]

What happened, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
HahahHHHHahHHHHahahahahahahahahahahahahahHAaaaaaa

[Blake]

Why don't we give it a few weeks ok?

:cry ok.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Fagvante

[Brazil]

:lol

[spurraider21]

Current Avante betting tracker: 18-19, -$90

[manufan10]

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121021144405/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/9/9c/Fva-300-obama-not-bad-meme-reddit.jpg

For Avante's standards.

[Blake]

Current Avante betting tracker: 18-19, -$90

Lol

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

Current Avante betting tracker: 18-19, -$90

http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/george-zimmerman.gif

[johnsmith]

Shocking that "Masons" picks and his "fake" picks are doing about as well as his "actual" picks.

[spurraider21]

Strong week from Avante, somehow. must be voodoo

went 4-1

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 22-20, +$200

[Clipper Nation]

Watch as the so-called "betting expert" spends all week jizzing over one good week in three years, after which he's still only a c*nt hair over .500 :lol

[Avante]

+ 300

The Steelers the best MNF team in history, haven't lost a MNF home game in 23 years, the Texans have now lost 7 Monday night games in a row.

Know your trends.

[pgardn]

23-20...

Well within totally random picking.
Great job.

[spurraider21]

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 23-20, +$500

he won both games that he laid 300 on

[Avante]

Not going as planned is it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the big bold letters?

[Blake]

10 months ago:


Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall

good lord :lmao

Damn that's bad.

[spurraider21]

Not going as planned is it, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's the big bold letters?
i dont think i've used big bold letters since the first post. ur 3 games over .500. congrats man, didn't think you had it in you.

[Avante]

10 months ago:



Damn that's bad.

And you goobled it all up just like we knew you would, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, if not for a couple bogus weather reports....25-17 since week one. And it gets easier.

[Blake]

Yes, it's fun watching an arrogant prick like you fail.

[Avante]

Yes, it's fun watching an arrogant prick like you fail.

What's really fun is watching a dumb fuck like you honestly believe anyone into football like I am is losing that kind of $$$$ in 20 games, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We played ya faggot and it was fucking funny, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Texas Tech by two TD's, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

More excuses, more deflections, and more lies from the old faggot.

[Blake]

More excuses, more deflections, and more lies from the old faggot.

2012, 2013, 2014......

[spurraider21]

2-4 so far today...

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 25-24, +$260

[Clipper Nation]

:lol 2-4
:lol Jizzing himself for a week over one good week of betting in three years
:lol Back to reality
:lol "I'll go slow"
:lol "It gets easier every week"
:lol "I'll hit 70%, I mean, 65%, I mean, 60%, I always do"
:lol "Betting expert"
:lol Ole Miss getting Cursed
:lol Struggle Wilson losing the running back who made him look good
:lol Terrance West: 11 yards on 7 carries against the fucking RAIDERS
:lol Dri Archer: 37 yards for the entire season to date, not even returning kicks anymore
:lol Old Faggot

[benefactor]

Good to see things are back to normal.:tu

[Jodelo]

:lmao

[benefactor]

Make that 2-5...back to .500 again.:lol

[spurraider21]

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 25-25, +$150

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao 2-5
:lmao All that bragging all week, only for reality to slap Avante back down into loserdom

[chunticakes]

:lmao 2-5
:lmao All that bragging all week, only for reality to slap Avante back down into loserdom

:lol

[Avante]

You can always tell the rookies, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Little people, here it is week 8 and I haven't lost a dime and won't be. As usual ya freak out only to end up looking stupid. Like I keep saying.....this is going to be fun and it already is.

I love attention this gets, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! And it's fucking funny how last week....crickets....hahahaha!!!!! I'll hit my 60=65% I always do. And......the second half is always easier than the first everyone who does this knows that.

At 25=25 and up a little $$$$, it's as if the season is just starting.

[Clipper Nation]

2012:

You can always tell the rookies, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Little people, here it is week 8 and I haven't lost a dime and won't be. As usual ya freak out only to end up looking stupid. Like I keep saying.....this is going to be fun and it already is.

I love attention this gets, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! And it's fucking funny how last week....crickets....hahahaha!!!!! I'll hit my 60=65% I always do. And......the second half is always easier that the first everyone who does this knows that.

2013:

You can always tell the rookies, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Little people, here it is week 8 and I haven't lost a dime and won't be. As usual ya freak out only to end up looking stupid. Like I keep saying.....this is going to be fun and it already is.

I love attention this gets, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! And it's fucking funny how last week....crickets....hahahaha!!!!! I'll hit my 60=65% I always do. And......the second half is always easier that the first everyone who does this knows that.

2014:

You can always tell the rookies, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!

Little people, here it is week 8 and I haven't lost a dime and won't be. As usual ya freak out only to end up looking stupid. Like I keep saying.....this is going to be fun and it already is.

I love attention this gets, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!! And it's fucking funny how last week....crickets....hahahaha!!!!! I'll hit my 60=65% I always do. And......the second half is always easier that the first everyone who does this knows that.

[Avante]

Leeching off what others do is all this guys has, how sad is that?

Too stupid to realize there are nine weeks left and the playoffs and I haven't lost anything and won't be.

Yep.....rookie!

[spurraider21]

lol "not losing a dime" is not a target for a so called betting expert

[spurraider21]

you would have to win 12 in a row from now just to get to 60%...

[Avante]

lol "not losing a dime" is not a target for a so called betting expert

I came back from -330 to plus 150. And things get far easier now that we have a real good read on these teams and some current stats to work with.

[spurraider21]

I came back from -330 to plus 150. And things get far easier now that we have a real good read on these teams and some current stats to work with.
8 weeks of betting to go +150 gives you an average of less than +20 per week. a betting expert would do better than that, don't you think?

how's that system of yours doing? all i see is 25-25 which is a coinflip

[chunticakes]

you would have to win 12 in a row from now just to get to 60%...

4-1 and the top scorer this week is 5-1.

I'm gonna have to double tomorrow but I don't know who to take.

I guess I'll wait on Avante's take and bet the opposite.

[Clipper Nation]

Leeching off what others do is all this guys has, how sad is that?

Too stupid to realize there are nine weeks left and the playoffs and I haven't lost anything and won't be.

Yep.....rookie!

For the third straight year, you are well below the 60% threshold you claim to "always hit." Despite claiming to be a "betting expert," you went apeshit over one 4-1 week in three years, then promptly followed it up with a 2-5 shitbomb. You have now gone back to spamming the same excuses about how "it's only week x" and "it only gets easier from here" even though all of the evidence over the past three years points to the contrary. You are also now deflecting to money won/lost when before now, all of your boasting has been about your record against the spread.

Give it up, old faggot, you are not a betting expert and you suck at this.

[Avante]

you would have to win 12 in a row from now just to get to 60%...

With over 120 games to play, I think I can manage that.

[Avante]

For the third straight year, you are well below the 60% threshold you claim to "always hit." Despite claiming to be a "betting expert," you went apeshit over one 4-1 week in three years, then promptly followed it up with a 2-5 shitbomb. You have now gone back to spamming the same excuses about how "it's only week x" and "it only gets easier from here" even though all of the evidence over the past three years points to the contrary.

Give it up, old faggot, you are not a betting expert and you suck at this.

I always hit 60-65% this will be no different. Stop over reacting to everything little fella, it's stupid. You act like a dumb kid over everything.

Stupid, the season isn't even half way over and I haven't lost a dime or behind in games, and it gets far easier as teams start getting more serious.

Damn you're dumb!

[Clipper Nation]

I always hit 60-65% this will be no different.
You were .500 two years ago and threw Mason under the bus, and you were so far under .500 last year that you stopped posting picks and blamed it on "voodoo." You are now back to .500 mediocrity on the season this year, yet you claim that you "always hit 60-65%" :lol

Plus, that percentage you "always hit" has become more and more evasive with each passing year... first it was 70%, then last year it was 65%, and now you're giving yourself a range of percentages. Even when you keep lowering the expectations, you STILL can't live up to them :lol


Stop over reacting to everything little fella, it's stupid.
When three years of data suggests that you suck at betting, it's not "overreacting" to point out that you suck.


Stupid, the season isn't even half way over... it gets far easier as teams start getting more serious.
Said Avante in 2012, 2013, and 2014.

[Avante]

You were .500 two years ago and threw Mason under the bus, and you were so far under .500 last year that you stopped posting picks and blamed it on "voodoo." You are now back to .500 mediocrity on the season this year, yet you claim that you "always hit 60-65%" :lol

Plus, that percentage you "always hit" has become more and more evasive with each passing year... first it was 70%, then last year it was 65%, and now you're giving yourself a range of percentages. Even when you keep lowering the expectations, you STILL can't live up to them :lol


When three years of data suggests that you suck at betting, it's not "overreacting" to point out that you suck.


Said Avante in 2012, 2013, and 2014.

So there is no way I can hit 60-65% this season, right? It can't be done, right?

[Clipper Nation]

So there is no way I can hit 60-65% this season, right? It can't be done, right?

Said Avante in 2012, 2013, and 2014.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao Betting expert
:lmao NFL Historian
:lmao "spots and trends"
:lmao .500 betting record through half the season
:lmao "it gets easier"
:lmao disgraceful, pathetic loser in every single phase of life, including paying for sex with underage girls, going to yard sales to buy someone else's garbage, being the laughing stock of this forum, and lying constantly to save face

[Avante]

Said Avante in 2012, 2013, and 2014.

You didn't answer my question?

[Avante]

:lmao Betting expert
:lmao NFL Historian
:lmao "spots and trends"
:lmao .500 betting record through half the season
:lmao "it gets easier"
:lmao disgraceful, pathetic loser in every single phase of life, including paying for sex with underage girls, going to yard sales to buy someone else's garbage, being the laughing stock of this forum, and lying constantly to save face

Why dwell in a fantasy land shorty? Ever give some reality a try?

[Clipper Nation]

Why dwell in a fantasy land shorty? Ever give some reality a try?
What exactly is unrealistic about his post, fatty?

[Clipper Nation]

You didn't answer my question?
You are regurgitating the same old excuses. I'll believe you "always hit 60%" when I see you do it for at least three straight seasons. As of now, you jizz all over yourself whenever you're even a fraction of a percentage point over .500, so it's not looking good :lol

[Avante]

What exactly is unrealistic about his post, fatty?

Well let;s see...

As we all know....historian.

I am a betting expert that's how I can be up $$$$ while even on picks.

Gambling is all about trends and 'spots", just listen to gamblers talk.

Underage girls weren't allowed in those bars.

I'm up $$$$ not even.

Everyone who does this is well aware of the fact it does get easier, hell take away week one....25-22.

That's reality!

This is going to be fun, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeadlyDynasty]

Avante what do you think of my 11-2 week, and 64-37-1 overall record this year?

[Blake]

I always hit 60-65% this will be no different.

and if you don't, you simply throw Mason's battered and bruised body under the bus again

[Blake]

Avante what do you think of my 11-2 week, and 64-37-1 overall record this year?

You're using the anti-Avante system, aren't you

[Blake]

2012


Well let;s see...

As we all know....historian.

I am a betting expert that's how I can be up $$$$ while even on picks.

Gambling is all about trends and 'spots", just listen to gamblers talk.

Underage girls weren't allowed in those bars.

I'm up $$$$ not even.

Everyone who does this is well aware of the fact it does get easier, hell take away week one....25-22.

That's reality!

This is going to be fun, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2013


Well let;s see...

As we all know....historian.

I am a betting expert that's how I can be up $$$$ while even on picks.

Gambling is all about trends and 'spots", just listen to gamblers talk.

Underage girls weren't allowed in those bars.

I'm up $$$$ not even.

Everyone who does this is well aware of the fact it does get easier, hell take away week one....25-22.

That's reality!

This is going to be fun, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2014


Well let;s see...

As we all know....historian.

I am a betting expert that's how I can be up $$$$ while even on picks.

Gambling is all about trends and 'spots", just listen to gamblers talk.

Underage girls weren't allowed in those bars.

I'm up $$$$ not even.

Everyone who does this is well aware of the fact it does get easier, hell take away week one....25-22.

That's reality!

This is going to be fun, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

After week one -3, after week 7 plus 3, and if not for bogus weather reports plus 5. Now...even.

This is going to be fun, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

Lol betting expert bragging about being even.

[Avante]

Love it, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[manufan10]

:lol Blaming weather reports

[Avante]

:lol Blaming weather reports

I play real $$$$ on these games, if I played for just fun I would have played those games.

I broke down the winner in detail in two games, two games I would have played, then here comes ..."a storm is brewing"...so I had to back off. No excuse, simply what happened.

I;m going to gamble 110 on a game where the weather could be a factor? What gambler does that, yep....none!

[Avante]

Ok....Cowboys vs Redskins tonight? What.....Cowboys - 9.5?

Let's break it down...

As a HF on MNF the Cowboys are 6-14, the Skins as a MNF RD...6-9. As we can see, nothing there to grab, neither a juggernaut in that "spot".

So let's look at simply Cowboys vs Skins in their last 4 meetings

Cowboys 24-23
Cowboys 31-16
Redskins 28-18
Redskins 38-31

Not much there to grab on either.

So how about the 'right now"..? The Cowboys are rolling the Redskins are struggling. So it looks like an easy Cowpokes win, and they will win, but will they cover?

The Cowboys are 1-8 ATS their last nine on MNF, they are 1-7ATS in their last 8 vs the Skins. That's a strong 15-2 trend favoring the lowly Skins in this "spot".

But.....we can't ignore the Colt McCoy factor. So not knowing what he will bring, yep......no play.

[Blake]

Love it, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liar

[Avante]

Liar

You guys saw this...

BOOM.... down 330 and.....YOU SUCK!

then by week seven.....plus 500.....and it's ..yikes!

Now watch what happens little man, the second half of any NFL season far easier to hit ATS.

Yep. this is going to be fun, hell it already is, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn your dumb, Texas Tech....hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

Bleh. Same old shit, year after losing year.

[Avante]

Bleh. Same old shit, year after losing year.

Haven't lost a dime little guy and won't be. And to get all stupid with more than half a season left after watching me come from a - 330 to a plus 500 says it all about your stupidity.

Dude, stop acting like a total idiot ok? Lost two games yesterday in the final minute, could easily have gone 4-2. That close to being 27-22 and plus 780. Add my two weather scares....29-22 plus 980.

Texas Tech by two TD's, hahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! TCU 82-TT27, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

Haven't lost a dime little guy and won't be.

10 months ago:


Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall

good lord :lmao

You're getting to be beyond clown status. Guys are getting tired of wasting semen after seeing you fail over and over and over and over again.

You're a sad pathetic old man. The hahahas can't hide your tears.

[Avante]

10 months ago:



You're getting to be beyond clown status. Guys are getting tired of wasting semen after seeing you fail over and over and over and over again.

You're a sad pathetic old man. The hahahas can't hide your tears.

Not working half pint, it's REAL obvious that was me fucking around with an idiot like you. Down over 8 grand after 20 games, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you really this stupid? I've played 50 games this season moron and up $$$$$.....FIGURE IT OUT DUMMY...ok?

I told you I'm going to finally play my actual $$$$ plays this season, and what are we seeing, yep, a difference of over 8 grand, now think shorty.....ok? Went from - 330 to plus 500 in six weeks, now think dummy.

Boy, I sure hope with over 120 games left I can turn this around, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Texas Tech by two TD;s, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

All i see is whimper wah mixed with lies

[Avante]

All i see is whimper wah mixed with lies

translation

Well that back fired, yep down over 8 grand after only 20 games when poking fun at me and now after 50 games winning $$$$$. Even a dumb fuck like me can see what went on there, yep.....I'm a moron.

[Avante]

How many of you out there are...."poor Blake, Avante toys with the idiot. and he's too stupid to see it"...?

[Blake]

How many of you out there are...."poor Blake, Avante toys with the idiot. and he's too stupid to see it"...?

damn you have no sense of self awareness.

[Avante]

damn you have no sense of self awareness.

That coming from a guy too stupid to get....down over 8 grand, when poking fun at you, and up after more than twice as many games when serious? Damn you're stupid.

Start another thread about Texas Tech, talk about no self awareness.

Blake, you work way too hard at this amigo, ok? It's so obvious I own you shorty, where is your self respect?

[Jodelo]

How many of you out there are...."poor Blake, Avante toys with the idiot. and he's too stupid to see it"...?

None

[Avante]

None

You must be talking about that Packer pass defense,.

[benefactor]

None
Agreed

[Clipper Nation]

None

This.

[Malik Hairston]

Current Avante Betting Tracker: 25-25, +$150

Did you account for the vig in his losses, tbh?..

[spurraider21]

Did you account for the vig in his losses, tbh?..
yeah, he laid extra units on some of his wins

[pgardn]

I'm betting KC next week.

Hank Stram once said the boys will metriculate the ball down the field.
This, the viable historical trend system of dead people.

[Avante]

I'm betting KC next week.

Hank Stram once said the boys will metriculate the ball down the field.
This, the viable historical trend system of dead people.

On paper it looks like a great ATS week.

Home favorites vs weak road teams

KC over Jets
Seattle over Oakland
Cinncy over Jax
Cleveland over TB
Niners over St.Louis

Then there;s Pitt at home on a sunday night vs a Ravens team without their best cornerback

Indy coming off a bad loss on MNF vs the Giants

[Avante]

26-25 plus $450

[spurraider21]

uve won all your big plays so far, not bad

[Avante]

uve won all your big plays so far, not bad

It's when the trends...and...a gut feeling meet.

[Avante]

Where's my little posse at...hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

Lol bragging about one game.

[Blake]

10 months ago:


Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall

[Avante]

10 months ago:

So gulliblie it's cartoonish.

I make it very clear this was the first season I;m sharing my actual $$$ plays. Here it is heading into week 9 and I;ve played 51 games and am plus 450 and if not for bogus weather reports plus 650. Do you honestly believe after 20 games anyone would be stupid enought to play that kind of money? We fucked around with you idiot because you act like a total dumb fuck over this....as we see above.

I won't lose a dime this season stupid, I never do (over a decade) and will end up laughing my ass off at your stupidity, just like I have deen doing, and am doing now.

After week one down 330, one game into week nine plus 450, now think ya fucking retard.

[Blake]

No, you don't get to claim that we're gullible on your losses but need to give you credit for your wins.

fat piece of cursed shit.

[Avante]

No, you don't get to claim that we're gullible on your losses but need to give you credit for your wins.

fat piece of cursed shit.

This isn't about...we....dummy, it's about...you. Watching you act like a retarded banty rooster over what I do is FUN-KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at yourself asshole, I'm a huge % of what you do here as you follow me around from forum to forum. Who would't fuck around with a leech like you? You're a joke guy, and we all see it, I do all I can to set you up....and there you are, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And....being a total idiot you haven't figured it out yet, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blake, do you honestly believe anyone is playing thousands of dollars on these games in the worst possible time, the beginning of a season, are you really this stupid.......YES YOU ARE....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blake]

Lol buffoon.

[Avante]

Lol buffoon.

translation

Yep, nailed it!

[spurraider21]

26-25 plus $450
went 2-2 today. hit KC and AZ, missed with CLE and SF

28-27, +$430

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao "betting expert" lingering around .500 halfway through the season and never showing any signs of being an expert in 3 years of picks here

[Blake]

translation

Yep, nailed it!

Lol it gets easier

[Jodelo]

What an expert!

[Blake]

":cry but i was just a few touchdowns away from being 4-0 :cry"

[Avante]

Ok 6-2 today (picks in my thread) so 34-29

So plus $810

I'll take GB-7.5 and play 330 to win 300.

And, it does get easier:hat 9-4 last two weeks.

Breaking down tonights game.

Packers have never lost a ATS play (8-0) coming off a bye under McCarthy.

Packers 6-1 at home ATS last seven vs Bears.

Packers are 9-6 as a HF on Sunday night, the Bears are 9-15 as a RD.

So we have a 38-10 trend favoring the Pack in this "spot".

[Malik Hairston]

Nice week Avante, impressive, tbh, probably your best week ever picking games on ST..

Next step is stringing 2 weeks together, as IIRC, you followed your last great week with a tough stretch..

[Avante]

Nice week Avante, impressive, tbh, probably your best week ever picking games on ST..

Next step is stringing 2 weeks together, as IIRC, you followed your last great week with a tough stretch..

Since week one....35-26 and if not for a couple bogus weather reports 37-26.

With this easy Packer win....35-29 and plus $1110.

Will lay the number with Philly tomorrow night, 110 to win 100.

Philly is 12-5ATS as a HF on MNF, the Panthers 1-1 as a RD.

Philly 3-1ATS last 4 vs Panthers.

So we have a 16-7 trend favoring the Eagles in this "spot". The trick is for one side to double up on the other, which a 16-7 does.

When a team is struggling like the Panthers are (1-5-1) , we rarely see them turn it around on the road vs a good (5-2) team. The Eagles are one of the better MNF teams. And....Philly is 4-0 at home this season.

[Avante]

Looking at next weeks slate this one jumps out at me...

Bengals at Saints

When was the last time the Saints lost back to back home games? How about 2009. The Bengals are not a good road team. Now add the Drew Brees vs Andy Dalton factor.

Then there's.....

Chargers coming off a bye at home vs a weak Raiders team. And then at home again vs a weak Rams team. They gotta be thinking two wins there.

[Blake]

Since week one....35-26 and if not for a couple bogus weather reports 37-26.

With this easy Packer win....35-29 and plus $1110.

Will lay the number with Philly tomorrow night, 110 to win 100.

Philly is 12-5ATS as a HF on MNF, the Panthers 1-1 as a RD.

Philly 3-1ATS last 4 vs Panthers.

So we have a 16-7 trend favoring the Eagles in this "spot". The trick is for one side to double up on the other, which a 16-7 does.

When a team is struggling like the Panthers are (1-5-1) , we rarely see them turn it around on the road vs a good (5-2) team. The Eagles are one of the better MNF teams. And....Philly is 4-0 at home this season.

Nice work!

Only took you two and a half years to get here but hey.

[Avante]

Nice work!

Only took you two and a half years to get here but hey.

Don't you think it's kinda strange that I said..."ok my legit $$$ plays this season"...and here I am up over a 1000? It isn't real obvious what went on here?

The thing is why should I do all the work and have others win over a 1000 bucks? That's why I was hesitant to do this.

The thing was to laugh at you over this, and we did. You were/are soooooooooooooooo damn serious about it, hahahaha!!!!!!!

Anyone with even have a brain can see by the way I break down a play I know what I'm doing. Who would know the Packers have never failed to cover under McCarthy coming off a bye, that's why the 330, see how easy that was?

Blake, give it up little guy, yes Nick Chubb is the real deal, West just had a 94 yard game, I nailed it with the Miss schools and I'll hit over 60% this season like I always do and will win around 3000, like I always do....ok?

I told you you would end up looking stupid over this.

[Blake]

Too long didn't read.

I'm sure it was great.

[chunticakes]

So you factored the trends for tonight's game but you forgot one thing: Sanchez is playing. He's 0-1 ATS making his first start for a new team.

[Avante]

So you factored the trends for tonight's game but you forgot one thing: Sanchez is playing. He's 0-1 ATS making his first start for a new team.

Actually it's more about Carolina. They have gone..1-5-1 the last 7. They are 1-2-1 on the road, the Eagles 4-0 at home.


The Eagles are 12-5 as a HF on MNF.

We rarely see a team that is struggling get it back on the road vs a winning team. The Bears a great example of that.

There is nothing that points toward Carolina hanging within the number in this "spot".

The Eagles are a plus 57, Panthers are minus 59 when it comes to points scored/given up, that is huge.

Nice little tool here.

http://www.nfl.com/standings

[Avante]

Too long didn't read.

I'm sure it was great.

Translation

Yep, you nailed it I do feel stupid now.

[Clipper Nation]

You'd think a so-called betting expert who always lectures everyone else on overreacting to one week wouldn't be jizzing himself over one quality week of betting in three years :lol

[Avante]

You'd think a so-called betting expert who always lectures everyone else on overreacting to one week wouldn't be jizzing himself over one quality week of betting in three years :lol

Come on little guy even a dummy like you can see what's really going here. And I didn't get up $1110 in a week...ok? Have gone from minus 330 to plus 1110 in 9 weeks....now think!

Figure it out shorty, and it does get easier, the last two weeks...10-4. Everyone who does this knows the first half is always harder to pick than the second half. So think little man.

Now we have some real numbers to work with.


http://www.nfl.com/standings

http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/against-the-spread/





This is going to be fun, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But....if I miss on tonights game it will be.....YOU SUCK YOU DON'T KN....hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck that 7-2.

[Avante]

I got the game at Eagles - 7, I was thinking it was 6. Oh well.

Don't love this game but when up I can gamble a bit.

[Blake]

I got the game at Eagles - 7, I was thinking it was 6. Oh well.

Don't love this game but when up I can gamble a bit.

Spoken like a true degenerate gambler

[Avante]

Spoken like a true degenerate gambler

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Took you long enought to figure it out shorty. This season I'm showing you how things really are, watch and learn. Notice how I know when to triple the bet? 4-0 this season, and all those games were blow outs.

I knew ya weren't as dumb as you act.

[Blake]

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Took you long enought to figure it out shorty. This season I'm showing you how things really are, watch and learn. Notice how I know when to triple the bet? 4-0 this season, and all those games were blow outs.

I knew ya weren't as dumb as you act.

You don't know what the word "degenerate" means, do you...

:lol