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DAF86
11-28-2015, 03:00 PM
ALPHAS leading Barcelona today

:lol Missi begging for a gol all game long, Neymar felt bad for him and set him up for a tap in in garbage time

DAF86

Another great Barca game with GOD back. He clearly makes this team better. :hat

DAF86
11-28-2015, 03:01 PM
Barca has done a better job than Madrid in terms of potential phasing out of its superstar at the very early signs of decline or unavailability. Messi is clearly surrounded with better top-notch talent, tbh..RMA, on top of health, will need Ronaldo to go banana again to have chance at the league or CL ..looks like a transition year..Florentino Perez will need to cut some dead declining weight before they contend again..Goodluck with a president who is slowly turning into the Fredo of soccer :lol

One of those declining stars is Ronaldo himself, tbh. All he does nowadays is scoring tap-ins and penaldos. Before he was at least able to drible past a few folks.

lefty
11-28-2015, 04:14 PM
Tiago could be out 7 months.
Tough break for AM

spursistan
11-28-2015, 04:18 PM
One of those declining stars is Ronaldo himself, tbh. All he does nowadays is scoring tap-ins and penaldos. Before he was at least able to drible past a few folks.
True that his decline has kicked in.. but won't help the team to compete with Barca when Neymar/Suarez and even at times Iniesta are probably better than any second banana Real Madrid has..They need to clean house in the summer and hope CR have a resurgence..

Canyonero
11-28-2015, 07:49 PM
It seems that Neymar will extend his contract until 2019.

lefty
11-28-2015, 08:33 PM
ALPHAS leading Barcelona today

:lol Missi begging for a gol all game long, Neymar felt bad for him and set him up for a tap in in garbage time

DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102)
Oh, and before his pity goal, Desperatessi took a FK that Neymar should have taken but fucked up WC Final style :lmao

Jealessi?

Jodelo
11-29-2015, 09:56 AM
Oh, and before his pity goal, Desperatessi took a FK that Neymar should have taken but fucked up WC Final style :lmao

Jealessi?

B-b-b-b-but he is so good at free kicks.:lmao

Where is the stat pic, with the convertion of free kicks...

Jodelo
11-29-2015, 09:57 AM
670967395943653376

Canyonero
11-29-2015, 11:42 AM
Penaldo the legend.

DAF86
11-29-2015, 11:43 AM
That gifted penaldo. :lmao

Refs have no shame anymore, folks have to just fall in the area and Tristiano will get his goal to keep the ilusion that he can somehow compete with GOD. :lol

DAF86
11-29-2015, 11:50 AM
B-b-b-b-but he is so good at free kicks.:lmao

Where is the stat pic, with the convertion of free kicks...

The one that shows that God has one of the best free kick convertion rates in Europe while Neymar doesn't even show up? Yes please, post it. :lol

Canyonero
11-29-2015, 11:52 AM
671008154860314624

Penaldo's 100th penalty. Such a legend.

DAF86
11-29-2015, 12:13 PM
100 penaldos. Most teams don't get to shoot that many in a 50 years span. :lol

lefty
11-29-2015, 02:16 PM
Messi afraid to shoot penaldos :lol
Cuz he misses them :lol
Beta :lol

lefty
12-02-2015, 09:01 AM
https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11205582_936463143056912_3365134397678215330_n.jpg ?oh=f122e8e577b0eb357e316d1962137bae&oe=56F95416

lefty
12-02-2015, 09:02 AM
:lol Ramos best defender my ass

DAF86
12-02-2015, 02:30 PM
That made up award for Tristiano to not leave empty handed. :lmao

lefty
12-02-2015, 02:44 PM
Isnt Messi Americano?

DAF86
12-02-2015, 02:59 PM
Isnt Messi Americano?

Yeah, sense would indicate Messi should have won that too but I guess he already had too many trophies.

lefty
12-02-2015, 03:01 PM
Yeah, sense would indicate Messi should have won that too but I guess he already had too many trophies.
nah it's just Neymar is too fucking Alpha :lol

Jodelo
12-02-2015, 03:32 PM
672145485633859584

James has to play.

lefty
12-02-2015, 03:39 PM
I don't give a fuck at this point tbh :lol


https://media.giphy.com/media/O1MDmwgLyHdAI/giphy.gif

Jodelo
12-05-2015, 09:11 AM
673140349343264768

lefty
12-05-2015, 11:47 AM
NASpurs did you see the list of injured players for Valencia?

And they are playing Barcelona btw

NASpurs
12-05-2015, 12:02 PM
NASpurs (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=386) did you see the list of injured players for Valencia?

And they are playing Barcelona btw

Neville's first game is against Barcelona with like 10 injured players :lol. Nigga should get a statue outside of the Mestalla if he gets any kind of points today :lol Yeah I'm not holding my breath today. With Mustafi not playing, Bartha should have 3 goals easily.

lefty
12-05-2015, 02:57 PM
:wow Neymar is ALPHAing

NASpurs
12-05-2015, 03:17 PM
It's a miracle it's 0-0 at the half.

NASpurs
12-05-2015, 03:47 PM
Too good Suarez, I ain't even mad :lol

lefty
12-05-2015, 03:48 PM
He was offside tbh

NASpurs
12-05-2015, 03:50 PM
He was offside tbh

Yeah waaaaaay offside from the replay

NASpurs
12-05-2015, 04:13 PM
Hooooooooooooooooly shit!!!!!!! :wow

lefty
12-05-2015, 04:13 PM
Wooooooo

lefty
12-05-2015, 04:17 PM
Barcelona will score a fluke goal in the 90th

Canyonero
12-05-2015, 04:35 PM
Neybeta should have scored after dribbling those 3 guys tbh.

TheGreatYacht
12-05-2015, 05:35 PM
Neybeta should have scored after dribbling those 3 guys tbh.
Neybeta? The team was unstoppable when he was the main guy. Now they have to stand in the corner as the midget tries to dribble around multiple guys only to get pocketed and lose the ball

Madrid now have a chance again :tu stay healthy Missi :worthy:

Canyonero
12-05-2015, 06:02 PM
Neybeta? The team was unstoppable when he was the main guy. Now they have to stand in the corner as the midget tries to dribble around multiple guys only to get pocketed and lose the ball

Madrid now have a chance again :tu stay healthy Missi :worthy:

Messi is coming back from an injury, he's in the process of recovering his full game.

lefty
12-05-2015, 07:03 PM
:lol Messiteta

Bynumite
12-05-2015, 08:07 PM
Barca had a nice winning streak going. Cancer's return had to put a stop to that of course. Numbers don't lie, Barca is definitely better without him.

Midget needs to accept his 2nd banana role and just ride Neymar's coattails at this point.

TheGreatYacht
12-05-2015, 08:26 PM
:lol Messiteta

Barca had a nice winning streak going. Cancer's return had to put a stop to that of course. Numbers don't lie, Barca is definitely better without him.

Midget needs to accept his 2nd banana role and just ride Neymar's coattails at this point.

quentin_compson
12-06-2015, 06:51 AM
Wow, the amount of terrible takes here ... :lol

Canyonero
12-06-2015, 10:01 AM
http://estaticos04.marca.com/imagenes/2015/12/05/futbol/1449351450_extras_noticia_foton_7_1.jpg

"Congratulations Barca for the tie"

Venti Quattro
12-06-2015, 10:14 AM
http://estaticos04.marca.com/imagenes/2015/12/05/futbol/1449351450_extras_noticia_foton_7_1.jpg

"Congratulations Barca for the tie"

:lmao Maricon

Canyonero
12-06-2015, 10:28 AM
:lmao Maricon

Yeah. :lol metrosexual scrub comparing losing 2 points to a shameful elimination.

lefty
12-06-2015, 11:51 AM
Guti was an amazing passer, but yeah he is a huge phaggot

DAF86
12-06-2015, 04:30 PM
http://estaticos04.marca.com/imagenes/2015/12/05/futbol/1449351450_extras_noticia_foton_7_1.jpg

"Congratulations Barca for the tie"

I don't know if this a troll attempt for Barca or Madrid fans, tbh. :lol

lefty
12-07-2015, 09:57 AM
Lewandowski's agent spotted at Bernabeu this weekend :D


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CVmoj-2WwAAn2TW.jpg

DAF86
12-07-2015, 02:45 PM
:lol That's it, just keep buying Florentino.

lefty
12-07-2015, 03:04 PM
:lol That's it, just keep buying Florentino.
Florentino trying to save his ass by buying a big name next summer, so Madrid fans will stop booing him :lol


The sad thing is that it's gonna work :lol


Fak you Perez

lefty
12-08-2015, 10:18 AM
Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719) :lol
DAF86

673923041550852096

TheGreatYacht
12-08-2015, 10:23 AM
Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719) :lol

673923041550852096
:lmao

Alejandro_404 :wow

Canyonero
12-08-2015, 11:21 AM
If Madrid end up getting Lewandowski who are they going to sell? Benzerape? Penalgod? Dumbo?

gnsf0946
12-08-2015, 01:21 PM
If Madrid end up getting Lewandowski who are they going to sell? Benzerape? Penalgod? Dumbo?

It's not gonna happen but I'd sell all 3, regardless of Lewandowski coming here or not.

lefty
12-08-2015, 01:26 PM
If Benzema doesn't go to jail, lets keep him imo

Let Ronaldo and Bale go, get Alexis Sanchez imo and bring back Asensio

Alexis+Benz+James :wow

Canyonero
12-08-2015, 03:16 PM
I agree with zurdo, Benzema is the best forward in RM.

TheGreatYacht
12-12-2015, 11:53 AM
This team is shite without Neymalphar

Missi led team tying Chicharito FC and Deportivo :lmao

Canyonero
12-12-2015, 11:58 AM
Second time in a row Depor ties a game at Camp Nou after trailing by two goals.

TheGreatYacht
12-12-2015, 12:02 PM
Second time in a row Depor ties a game at Camp Nou after trailing by two goals.
Choking like Missi in the World Cup tbqh imho.

Neymar Suarez + Aguero Higuain must hate playing with such a midget

spursistan
12-12-2015, 12:02 PM
Barca losing its grip on Liga after Messi return :lol..

TheGreatYacht
12-12-2015, 12:04 PM
Barca losing its grip on Liga after Messi return :lol..
Enriquessi :rollin

lefty
12-12-2015, 12:07 PM
:lmao Missi

DAF86

ElNono
12-12-2015, 12:27 PM
I watched that shit... after the 2nd goal they've got completely complacent... you can't do that with det defense...

Canyonero
12-12-2015, 01:09 PM
Choking like Missi in the World Cup tbqh imho.

Neymar Suarez + Aguero Higuain must hate playing with such a midget

Getting owned like Mexico against Argentina tbqh imho

Canyonero
12-12-2015, 01:11 PM
OTOH, Neybeta getting injured a few days before facing us is suspicious.

DAF86
12-12-2015, 01:14 PM
:lmao Missi

DAF86

Barca shook they have to face us in a couple of weeks. :hat

P/S: That GOD non-relaxed free kick. :worthy:

lefty
12-12-2015, 01:17 PM
Barca shook they have to face us in a couple of weeks. :hat

P/S: That GOD non-relaxed free kick. :worthy:

Messi scores a FK after Ron scored one last week
:lol copycat

DAF86
12-12-2015, 01:23 PM
Messi scores a FK after Ron scored one last week
:lol copycat

You can't compare this:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjSo9yWzXtQ

To this goalkeeper goal:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L91UZwj-EDE

C'mon now, son. Son, c'mon. C'mooooooon son. C'mon, tbh :lol

Kyle Orton
12-12-2015, 01:28 PM
messi is a faggot

/thread

Bynumite
12-12-2015, 02:04 PM
3 draws in a row as soon as the midget cancer returns :lmao

:cry "But they play against 3rd division rivals when midget is on the bench." - FAP :cry

Canyonero
12-12-2015, 02:34 PM
So much butthurt.

TheGreatYacht
12-12-2015, 02:36 PM
3 draws in a row as soon as the midget cancer returns :lmao

:cry "But they play against 3rd division rivals when midget is on the bench." - FAP :cry
:lmao

lefty
12-12-2015, 03:08 PM
Madrid still has to play a tough game @ Villarreal

ElNono
12-12-2015, 04:06 PM
could be worse, look at Man Utd

Jodelo
12-13-2015, 01:41 PM
676108788282298372

Jodelo
12-13-2015, 03:28 PM
Real :lol

DAF86
12-13-2015, 04:20 PM
lol so bad.

TheGreatYacht
12-13-2015, 04:22 PM
Fcking Modric. What an overrated wanker :lol

Kroos, Modric... Homeless Khedira and Ozil :lol

TheGreatYacht
12-13-2015, 04:26 PM
Mexican, Ex-Barcelona, midfielder Jonathan Dos Santos made those vanilla midgets choke on their own saliva smfh

Canyonero
12-13-2015, 04:40 PM
That's for laughing at Barcelona yesterday :lol

Jodelo
12-13-2015, 04:44 PM
That's for laughing at Barcelona yesterday :lol

No, we laughed about Messi and his ability to get Barca down to earth. :toast

Canyonero
12-13-2015, 04:48 PM
No, we laughed about Messi and his ability to get Barca down to earth. :toast

An injured player returning at a lower level in his first matches. So shocking.

Jodelo
12-13-2015, 04:54 PM
An injured player returning at a lower level in his first matches. So shocking.

Excuses, excuses.
I heard from DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102) that he was the reason why they were winning when he returned... Even though they were even more without him. :lol

Canyonero
12-13-2015, 05:03 PM
Excuses, excuses.
I heard from DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102) that he was the reason why they were winning when he returned... Even though they were even more without him. :lol

Barcelona without Messi was crap in the first games, then they adjusted. Same thing will happen in the following weeks.

DAF86
12-13-2015, 05:05 PM
Excuses, excuses.
I heard from DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102) that he was the reason why they were winning when he returned... Even though they were even more without him. :lol

I said what happened. Barca was either winning playing awful or losing against the only teams worth a shit. Since GOD returned they started to torch teams away to the point of starting comparissons with Guardiola's Barcelona. Now they have three ties in a row. One against Valencia where they have historically struggled, another one in the UCL in an away game with substitues when they had nothing to play for against a team that was going for the qualification. And now, this tie where they were crusing, got too relaxed and cost them.

I don't even know what point are you haters trying to make, that Barcelona is better without Messi? Seriously, you are trying to suggest that Barca would be better off without the best player in the World? :lol

Jodelo
12-13-2015, 05:19 PM
Excuses all over the place...

ElNono
12-13-2015, 05:23 PM
Rolando still flying to Morocco, tbh?

TheGreatYacht
12-13-2015, 05:23 PM
Seriously, you are trying to suggest that Barca would be better off without the best player in the World? :lol
Bartha won a treble without Ronaldo, so I don't see why not

DAF86
12-13-2015, 05:27 PM
Excuses all over the place...

Answer the question son. :lol

Jodelo
12-13-2015, 05:31 PM
Answer the question son. :lol

Did Messi stopped Barca's winning?

Yes.

DAF86
12-13-2015, 05:33 PM
Did Messi stopped Barca's winning?

Yes.

Do you think Barca is better without Messi?

lefty
12-13-2015, 05:41 PM
Today we created a shitload of chances but Benzema can only finish in underage prostitutes and not in front of goal.

Canyonero
12-13-2015, 06:16 PM
Or Penalgod saving his goals for his next match against Champions League winners Rayo Vallecano.

Venti Quattro
12-13-2015, 07:42 PM
Barca got lucky this week... How the fuck do you choke a lead against Deportivo La Coruña with 15 minutes left...

Venti Quattro
12-13-2015, 07:43 PM
If Madrid end up getting Lewandowski who are they going to sell? Benzerape? Penalgod? Dumbo?

Benzema is going to jail, so they won't have to sell anyone

Jodelo
12-14-2015, 10:28 AM
Do you think Barca is better without Messi?

They were playing better without him...

But, where they winning before Messi returned and now they don't anymore?

lefty
12-14-2015, 10:48 AM
Madrid has very players who can keep the ball or create forward under heavy pressure (Benz, Isco, Luka - yes he fucked up on that goal) and James isn't one of them


Too many backpasses v Villareal

DAF86
12-14-2015, 11:15 AM
They were playing better without him...

But, where they winning before Messi returned and now they don't anymore?

Do you think Barca is better without Messi?

Jodelo
12-14-2015, 11:20 AM
Madrid has very players who can keep the ball or create forward under heavy pressure (Benz, Isco, Luka - yes he fucked up on that goal) and James isn't one of them


Too many backpasses v Villareal

Danilo is horrible to be honest, Carvajal needs to get back. And i'm fine with Benitez leaving...

lefty
12-14-2015, 12:05 PM
Danilo is utter sheyt

That or he is being misused

Venti Quattro
12-14-2015, 10:59 PM
The trash talking between Pique, Ramos and Arbeloa is very alarming for the Spanish national football team

lefty
12-15-2015, 12:15 AM
The trash talking between Pique, Ramos and Arbeloa is very alarming for the Spanish national football team

Well Pique started it tbh so hopefully the whole country pins it on him :lol

Venti Quattro
12-15-2015, 01:10 AM
Well Pique started it tbh so hopefully the whole country pins it on him :lol

They got super salty over a row of emojis though. Pique is a troll master, but they need to fix it up or Spain can say goodbye to their defense in EURO 2016.

lefty
12-15-2015, 08:54 AM
They got super salty over a row of emojis though. Pique is a troll master, but they need to fix it up or Spain can say goodbye to their defense in EURO 2016.
It's not just a tweet, he has been opening his mouth about Madrid for a while now

Canyonero
12-15-2015, 11:06 AM
Arbeloa hasn't played a NT in years so he won't be a problem.

lefty
12-15-2015, 11:37 AM
Arbeloa hasn't played a NT in years so he won't be a problem.
:lol

DAF86
12-15-2015, 11:39 AM
They got super salty over a row of emojis though. Pique is a troll master, but they need to fix it up or Spain can say goodbye to their defense in EURO 2016.

There have always been come and goes between Barca and Madrid players on the NT and nothing really serious ever happened.

Canyonero
12-15-2015, 06:00 PM
There won't be any problems in Spain. First of all, for the Euro there might be only one Real Madrid player (Sergio Ramos) who, ironically, was one of the few madridistas responsible por cooling down the issue alongside Casillas. Secondly, the "bad guys" (namely Xabi Alonso and Arbeloa) are long gone from the NT.

lefty
12-18-2015, 08:44 AM
Round of 16 Copa draw:


http://i64.tinypic.com/2dmh9qa.png


Games will be on January 6 & 13

Canyonero
12-18-2015, 07:06 PM
Who's playing Real Madrid?

lefty
12-18-2015, 08:30 PM
Who's playing Real Madrid?

:cry cold bruh

Canyonero
12-18-2015, 08:34 PM
http://spd.fotolog.com/photo/61/44/53/simpsons_doh08/1211129412_f.jpg

Canyonero
12-20-2015, 11:48 AM
Whoa Madrid.

Blizzardwizard
12-20-2015, 11:53 AM
LOL Liga :lmao

'Competitive league' :lmao

10 fucking 2 :lmao

DAF86
12-20-2015, 12:05 PM
LOL Liga :lmao

'Competitive league' :lmao

10 fucking 2 :lmao

Rayo Vallecano would probably skull fuck Manchester United. :lol

DAF86
12-20-2015, 12:05 PM
BTW, lol Madrid refs at it again with the penaldos.

lefty
12-20-2015, 12:29 PM
Messi would have declined those penaltys tbh

Jodelo
12-20-2015, 01:37 PM
Messi would have missed those penaltys tbh

You had a mistake there, fixed it.

lefty
12-20-2015, 02:18 PM
You had a mistake there, fixed it.

He did let Neymar take them (such a beta move)

So he has declined penalties

Lol Leo Durant

Canyonero
12-20-2015, 04:08 PM
Madrid bullying a third-tier team smh.

TheGreatYacht
12-30-2015, 11:52 AM
God, Carlos Vela needs to get the fuck out of that terrible team. Those ain't even football players, I bet they work part time jobs as substitute teachers... How does Illaramendi start for any team?

DAF86
12-30-2015, 11:54 AM
Couldn't watch the game, how many penaldos did Madrid get this time?

DAF86
12-30-2015, 12:44 PM
http://statics.memedeportes.com/mmds/2015/12/MMD_783237_resumen_del_real_madrid_real_sociedad.j pg

lefty
12-30-2015, 01:02 PM
t's a good thing we didn't play Barca today or it would have been a 8-0 win for the Blaugranas

Even Messi would have scored

Canyonero
12-30-2015, 05:24 PM
Messi scored in his 500th match for Barcelona, so alpha.

Bynumite
12-30-2015, 06:29 PM
Midget might be the luckiest player in the history of football. The amount of elite talent he got to coattail throughout his Barca career is ridiculous. Neymar and Suarez are on another level right now.

Ronaldinho, Xavi, Iniesta, Neymar, Suarez. Just off the top of my head.

Unfortunately for him, national teams can't just sign top talent from all over the world :lol

Canyonero
12-30-2015, 07:01 PM
So you are saying Messi is Kobeing his way through football?

lefty
12-30-2015, 07:49 PM
:lol tap in gol by Missi
:lol set up by a more ALPHA teammate

:lol also barca gifted a penaldo

Bynumite
12-30-2015, 07:58 PM
So you are saying Messi is Kobeing his way through football?

No. Kobe was good when he played for his country :lol

Canyonero
12-30-2015, 08:41 PM
No. Kobe was good when he played for his country :lol

Yeah, he was the only good player in those rosters :lol:lol:lol:lol


:lol tap in gol by Missi
:lol set up by a more ALPHA teammate

:lol also barca gifted a penaldo

You can't deny Messi's first pass to Neybeta was really alpha.

DAF86
12-30-2015, 09:38 PM
:lol tap in gol by Missi
:lol set up by a more ALPHA teammate

:lol also barca gifted a penaldo

Calling that goal a tap in. :lol

lefty
12-30-2015, 09:40 PM
Calling that goal a tap in. :lol

Pretty much :lol

DAF86
12-30-2015, 09:42 PM
Pretty much :lol

Tapnaldo wishes he could do what messi did before that goal at least once in his lifetime, tbh. :lol

lefty
12-30-2015, 10:02 PM
It's Tapenaldo

Get it right DAF

DAF86
12-30-2015, 11:17 PM
:lol

Canyonero
01-02-2016, 11:51 AM
That awkward moment when Espanyol plays harder than Penal Madrid

lefty
01-02-2016, 12:07 PM
Claudio Bravo (a goalkeeper) after the draw vs Espanyol: "The pitch wasn't good today." https://t.co/aayHyQOrZY

Xavi must be proud

TheGreatYacht
01-02-2016, 12:21 PM
The midget returns and the only teams they beat is some sushi employees and some shit South Americans
Enriquessi

Canyonero
01-02-2016, 02:59 PM
Did Neybeta play?

lefty
01-02-2016, 03:08 PM
Did Neybeta play?
He did but Enriquessi held him back

Barça's record with Messi this season :lol

Canyonero
01-02-2016, 03:17 PM
He did but Enriquessi held him back

Barça's record with Messi this season :lol

Messi almost alphaed two free kicks.

lefty
01-02-2016, 04:30 PM
Messi almost alphaed two free kicks.

The almost is the difference between alphas and betas

Canyonero
01-02-2016, 04:48 PM
The almost is the difference between alphas and betas

Neybeta should know

lefty
01-02-2016, 05:11 PM
Neybeta should know

NeymALPHA has been carrying the team and Kobessi this season

Canyonero
01-02-2016, 05:30 PM
NeymALPHA has been carrying the team and Kobessi this season

Alphanel Messi
Luis Betarez
Neygamma.

lefty
01-02-2016, 06:26 PM
:lol Jealessi

Bynumite
01-02-2016, 07:09 PM
When midget was injured:

Barca was 6 points clear at the top of La Liga after a 4-0 W against Real.


Month and a half later:

4 draws since midget returned and 2nd place in La Liga


:cry "But Barca plays against 3rd division opponents when midget is on the bench." :cry

Midget is easily the biggest coat-tailer and cancer in football today :lol

Canyonero
01-02-2016, 07:19 PM
Man I still remember last Clasico, Messi walking into the pitch like he didn't give a fuck about Penal Madrid's fans booing. Alphaest reaction ever.

lefty
01-02-2016, 11:35 PM
Man I still remember last Clasico, Messi walking into the pitch like he didn't give a fuck about Penal Madrid's fans booing. Alphaest reaction ever.

I remember Barça leading 3-0 without Messi

Not so Alpha

lefty
01-03-2016, 01:03 AM
Mah boy Slimani :cry scored both Sporting goals vs Porto (2-0)

:lol Iker Cancerillas

Jodelo
01-03-2016, 06:27 AM
Messi almost alphaed two free kicks.

He also almost made the free kick in WC final... Nah, just kidding. :lol

Canyonero
01-03-2016, 10:08 AM
He also almost made the free kick in WC final... Nah, just kidding. :lol

:cry:cry:cry so mean :cry:cry:cry

Jodelo
01-03-2016, 01:38 PM
683718828929511424

lefty
01-03-2016, 02:21 PM
James doesn't deserve to start tbh

Playing like shit and shitty attitude

ElNono
01-03-2016, 02:24 PM
lol @ getting busted for speeding then saying he was :cry scared of getting kidnapped :cry

lefty
01-03-2016, 02:29 PM
lol @ getting busted for speeding then saying he was :cry scared of getting kidnapped :cry

James is a huge phaggot

lefty
01-03-2016, 02:30 PM
Lol if Rafa gets fired because of his former club

lefty
01-03-2016, 02:38 PM
ultraSuristic: Valencia fans think whistling & jeering will distrub us.... Fools, we have that at the Bernabeu in every game xD https://t.co/ttUAJqOace

lefty
01-03-2016, 02:48 PM
Dat gol

lefty
01-03-2016, 03:47 PM
Our D is shit as usual

lefty
01-03-2016, 03:52 PM
Benz out?

Wut

lefty
01-03-2016, 03:55 PM
La Liga refs :lmao

DAF86
01-03-2016, 04:00 PM
La Liga refs :lmao

What are you crying about?

lefty
01-03-2016, 04:02 PM
What are you crying about?
Bad officiating both ways

I'm not complaining

DAF86
01-03-2016, 04:10 PM
Bad officiating both ways

I'm not complaining

But which ones were the bad calls?

BTW, :lol Madrid

lefty
01-03-2016, 04:21 PM
But which ones were the bad calls?

BTW, :lol Madrid

Lol Barca drew them 1-1... 11 men vs 10

Madrid 1 man down almost won

Canceressi played vs Valencia btw

Canyonero
01-03-2016, 04:22 PM
Negredo :pctoss

Canyonero
01-03-2016, 04:22 PM
Btw lol Madrid choking again when they could approach Barcelona.

Jodelo
01-03-2016, 04:29 PM
Real :lol

Not mad, because this should mean that Benitez is gone. benzema out every game after 65 minutes :lmao Offense falls apart everytime after that...

DAF86
01-03-2016, 04:30 PM
Lol Barca drew them 1-1... 11 men vs 10

Madrid 1 man down almost won

Canceressi played vs Valencia btw

But they are ahead of Madrid :lol

lefty
01-03-2016, 04:33 PM
But they are ahead of Madrid :lol

True

Only because Madrid has been shit most of the season tbh.

lefty
01-03-2016, 04:34 PM
Real :lol

Not mad, because this should mean that Benitez is gone. benzema out every game after 65 minutes :lmao Offense falls apart everytime after that...

I really like Vasquez


But wtf that sub ....

Oh and Bale and CR on that last corner :lol

Edit: Benz had an ankle problem

Venti Quattro
01-05-2016, 09:58 PM
At this rate, Atleti might pull another 2013/14 and win the Liga away from Barcelona and Madrid.

DAF86
01-06-2016, 11:29 AM
At this rate, Atleti might pull another 2013/14 and win the Liga away from Barcelona and Madrid.

Wouldn't mind that one bit, bh. Specially now that Kranevitter is there.

lefty
01-06-2016, 12:20 PM
Wouldn't mind that one bit, bh. Specially now that Kranevitter is there.
Let me guess, former River Plate ?

DAF86
01-06-2016, 12:26 PM
Let me guess, former River Plate ?

Greatest club on Earth. :cry

lefty
01-06-2016, 12:36 PM
Greatest club on Earth. :cry
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iGkLxDS7mqQ/TgT7Q_ErSAI/AAAAAAAARLo/AK788QXEymU/s1600/12-Enso+FRANCESCOLI+Panini+RIVER+PLATE+1996.png

lefty
01-06-2016, 12:37 PM
Zidane's idol growing up, by the way

DAF86
01-06-2016, 12:42 PM
Yep, Zizou has a piece of his heart with River thanks to Enzo. :cry

Canyonero
01-06-2016, 12:52 PM
http://eblog.com.ar/wp-content/uploads/enzoyzz1.jpg

lefty
01-06-2016, 12:58 PM
Enzo played for Marseille, where ZZ is from


http://www.om4ever.com/Joueurs/Francescoli.jpg

lefty
01-06-2016, 01:02 PM
Also, notice how ZZ's style is similar to Enzo's

Canyonero
01-06-2016, 01:06 PM
Enzgoat tbh

Canyonero
01-06-2016, 03:17 PM
Dat Alphanel freekick :worthy:

lefty
01-06-2016, 03:19 PM
lol Beta showing up in a meaningless tournament

Canyonero
01-06-2016, 03:24 PM
Neybeta goes down in the area and the ref doesn´t call the penalty :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol flopping nigga.

Relevancy
01-08-2016, 09:13 AM
When will messi get tired of being the best player in the world?

He is slowly returning to his form, once he does another balon de oro plz

TheGreatYacht
01-08-2016, 10:35 AM
When will messi get tired of being the best player in the world?

He is slowly returning to his form, once he does another balon de oro plz
Fav team, FIFA_Mexico? More like FIFA_Traitor tbh tbh

Relevancy
01-09-2016, 09:09 AM
Fav team, FIFA_Mexico? More like FIFA_Traitor tbh tbhwhy should I exclude myself from having the chance to watch the best player in the world in a weekly basis? That's kinda selfish of you and I know many mexicans alike.

TheGreatYacht
01-09-2016, 09:16 AM
why should I exclude myself from having the chance to watch the best player in the world in a weekly basis? That's kinda selfish of you and I know many mexicans alike.
Obviously I wasn't serious, lol. But just know that Argentinans don't like Mexicans

ElNono
01-09-2016, 11:04 AM
Obviously I wasn't serious, lol. But just know that Argentinans don't like Mexicans

Not really true, AFAIK

lefty
01-09-2016, 02:54 PM
Carvajal taking a wet shit on Danilo

lefty
01-09-2016, 03:13 PM
We've seen more action in 45 minutes than Benitez with his wife

Relevancy
01-09-2016, 03:55 PM
But that's how RM rolls these days, raping bottom feeders.

lefty
01-09-2016, 04:02 PM
But that's how RM rolls these days, raping bottom feeders.

Those bottom feeders have one of the top la liga defenses

And they drew Barça at camp nou this season


Nice try :lol

Canyonero
01-09-2016, 04:21 PM
Penaldo's face after Benzema scored the last goal :lol:lol:lol:lol

lefty
01-09-2016, 04:24 PM
:lol Ronaldo frustrated today

Relevancy
01-09-2016, 04:24 PM
Those bottom feeders have one of the top la liga defenses

And they drew Barça at camp nou this season


Nice try :lolwhat does that have to do with RM struggling against every team that don't bend over? Barcelona aren't the ones that have to prove themselves, RM does, at least this year because they have struggled against: PSG, Valencia, Atletico(like always) and against Villareal who is a very good team.

I might be forgetting another top team, refresh my mind will you. Of course, RM goes on and scores countless of goals against Malmo:lmao

Zidane had nothing to do with this trashing, RM scored 10 goals against rayo under Benitez.. Zidane will be judged against quality competetion.

Relevancy
01-09-2016, 04:27 PM
Penaldo's face after Benzema scored the last goal :lol:lol:lol:lolRM should get rid of him over the summer, he clearly is not the same anymore. That type of attitude they accepted before because he was a scoring machine. RM doesn't need Cristiano anymore, much less with that douchebag attitude

lefty
01-09-2016, 10:26 PM
CR was unlucky today, but he actually played well

TheGreatYacht
01-10-2016, 12:09 PM
686230533265739777

Unreal tweet :lmao cryin

Canyonero
01-10-2016, 02:34 PM
Dat George Best haircut

lefty
01-10-2016, 03:30 PM
Penaldo's face after Benzema scored the last goal :lol:lol:lol:lol

https://twitter.com/UltraSuristic/status/686282332752494593?s=09

Canyonero
01-10-2016, 03:58 PM
https://twitter.com/UltraSuristic/status/686282332752494593?s=09

Whining like a little bitch

DAF86
01-10-2016, 04:20 PM
Obviously I wasn't serious, lol. But just know that Argentinans don't like Mexicans

I like Mexicans son.

lefty
01-10-2016, 04:24 PM
Wait I thought Argies were Mexicans

Canyonero
01-10-2016, 06:00 PM
Sorry to disappoint you lefty

lefty
01-12-2016, 05:20 PM
:lmao Depor are out of the Copa after losing 3-0 at home to 2nd division Mirandes

Canyonero
01-12-2016, 07:08 PM
Real Madrid knows that feeling

Relevancy
01-12-2016, 11:29 PM
Man can't wait to lay down a beating on espanyol, hate them with a passion

lefty
01-14-2016, 06:41 PM
:lmao

TheGreatYacht Jodelo Venti Quattro resistanze

https://twitter.com/UltraSuristic/status/687727824162172934

TheGreatYacht
01-14-2016, 07:04 PM
:lmao

TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719) Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) Venti Quattro (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17094) resistanze (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=5117)

https://twitter.com/UltraSuristic/status/687727824162172934
Y u do dis? They no speak eh the ingrish

lefty
01-14-2016, 07:12 PM
Y u do dis? They no speak eh the ingrish

:lol fucking Asian glory hunters
:lol Clipper Nation

TheGreatYacht
01-14-2016, 07:30 PM
:lol fucking Asian glory hunters
:lol Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500)
:lol Cripper Nation
:lol Rioner Messi
:lol Ruis Suarez

lefty
01-14-2016, 08:04 PM
:lol Cripper Nation
:lol Rioner Messi
:lol Ruis Suarez

:lmao Ronardo
:lmao Rice-ter city

TheGreatYacht
01-14-2016, 08:11 PM
:lmao Ronardo
:lmao Rice-ter city
:lol Pere
:lol Riverpoor
:lol Jurgen Kropp

lefty
01-14-2016, 08:20 PM
:lol Pere
:lol Riverpoor
:lol Jurgen Kropp

:lol

lefty
01-17-2016, 10:46 AM
:lol gijon

TDMVPDPOY
01-17-2016, 10:48 AM
bale :(

Canyonero
01-17-2016, 11:47 AM
Penalgod again scoring against world-class teams.

lefty
01-17-2016, 11:53 AM
Barca fans more and more worried :lol

Canyonero
01-17-2016, 11:57 AM
Barca fans more and more worried :lol

Fire Luis Enrique?

Relevancy
01-17-2016, 01:08 PM
There's really nothing to worry about Madrid, even though it's evident by the last two games that they will give it their all with zidane, I wonder how long it will last though.. I just don't think Madrid has the best players in the world playing for them, Barca does hence the domination over the last 8 years.

Canyonero
01-17-2016, 01:54 PM
https://vine.co/v/iOIWbZiXa6q

dunkman
01-17-2016, 02:12 PM
Barça always had better players, that's not something new. Madrid was more successful, though.

Relevancy
01-17-2016, 02:30 PM
Barça always had better players, that's not something new. Madrid was more successful, though.historically no one can dispute that madrid has been more successful than barca, but I was only referring to the last 8 years or so..

Relevancy
01-17-2016, 02:33 PM
https://vine.co/v/iOIWbZiXa6qLike a tweet I read earlier said, if suarez had done that could you have imagined reactions..

Canyonero
01-17-2016, 02:39 PM
Lol Bilbao defense

lefty
01-17-2016, 02:39 PM
It's not like Suarez doesn't deserve his reputation. ..

Relevancy
01-17-2016, 03:25 PM
It's not like Suarez doesn't deserve his reputation. ..but for some reason Cristiano still hasn't gotten the reputation of being a dirty player, it's not like this is the first time he has done this.

and he hasn't gotten banned for a few games like suarez did just for trash talking:lmao

Relevancy
01-17-2016, 03:27 PM
MSN is too good, and of course the backbone of busquets and iniesta doesn't hurt.. another triplete incoming.

Canyonero
01-17-2016, 03:37 PM
Messi out

Relevancy
01-17-2016, 03:44 PM
:depressed

lefty
01-17-2016, 03:50 PM
Wut

lefty
01-17-2016, 04:07 PM
:wow ALPHANEYMAR

Jodelo
01-17-2016, 04:32 PM
:wow ALPHANEYMAR

Messi substituted and Barca goes on a run like usual. :lol

Canyonero
01-17-2016, 04:40 PM
Not sure if Barca just played Athletic or Real Madrid tbh

lefty
01-17-2016, 05:29 PM
Messi substituted and Barca goes on a run like usual. :lol

No surprise there

TDMVPDPOY
01-18-2016, 12:40 AM
lol real madrid...that kroos shit kent now is playin left back?

lefty
01-18-2016, 08:55 AM
lol real madrid...that kroos shit kent now is playin left back?
http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac117/dont_panic4242/GIFs/000865r2.gif

dunkman
01-18-2016, 05:35 PM
historically no one can dispute that madrid has been more successful than barca, but I was only referring to the last 8 years or so..

Even in recent history, the Madrid has won 4 champions leagues vs Barça's 5. The Madrid side also managed to get some La Liga's and Copa del Rey's recently. But I agree it has become real hard beating Barça.

La Liga has stellar level at its highest, with Barça, Madrid and Atleti dominating, but even mid-table teams like Sevilla, Bilbao or Valencia are quite good too.

Relevancy
01-19-2016, 12:18 PM
Even in recent history, the Madrid has won 4 champions leagues vs Barça's 5. The Madrid side also managed to get some La Liga's and Copa del Rey's recently. But I agree it has become real hard beating Barça.

La Liga has stellar level at its highest, with Barça, Madrid and Atleti dominating, but even mid-table teams like Sevilla, Bilbao or Valencia are quite good too.yeah every team has their eras, Madrid was quite a team with the galacticos.

lefty
01-20-2016, 03:38 PM
ALPHANEYMAR :wow :wow :wow :wow

Canyonero
01-21-2016, 10:45 AM
Alphanir being Barca's top scorer in the cup.

lefty
01-21-2016, 10:54 AM
YEs he has more goals than Missi tbh

Canyonero
01-21-2016, 11:50 AM
Copa del Rey is the tournament where betas can show themselves, which is why Neybeta scored.

lefty
01-23-2016, 11:50 AM
:lmao det Barca reffing

Canyonero
01-23-2016, 01:41 PM
Alphanel winning matches per usual tbqhfwiw

DAF86
01-23-2016, 07:17 PM
:lmao det Barca reffing

What are you crying about now?

dunkman
01-24-2016, 12:15 PM
Atleti vs Sevilla finished 0:0 . . .

lefty
01-24-2016, 01:01 PM
If Messi and CR were playing in 1950

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYzEdNNUwAEbW5X.jpg

Jodelo
01-24-2016, 01:40 PM
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