The Official Spanish LIGA BBVA Thread, 2015-16

[Venti Quattro]

Promoted:
Betis
Gijon
Las Palmas

Relegated:
Elche
Almeria
Cordoba

http://i.imgur.com/kwFRigu.png

[lefty]

Last time Las Palmas were promoted, Benitez won La Liga the following year :D

[Brazil]

are the spanish gonna have enough money to run the liga till the end tbh ?

[Venti Quattro]

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[lefty]

Kay

[lefty]

:lmao

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJ_PKsTUEAARfZk.jpg

[lefty]

:lmao saw this after Madrid raped Man City the other day

Jodelo Venti Quattro Kyle Orton DAF86 ElNono

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CK3ygYmWoAA1FDm.jpg

[DAF86]

My poor Pipa has gained a bad reputation because of a couple of penalties. :(

[lefty]

He is good tbh, but he fucked up at the wrong time :lol

[ElNono]

lol fatguian

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao saw this after Madrid raped Man City the other day

Jodelo Venti Quattro Kyle Orton DAF86 ElNono

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CK3ygYmWoAA1FDm.jpg


lol fatguian

:lmao Piguain

[Jodelo]

:lol

But i liked Higuain :depressed

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao saw this after Madrid raped Man City the other day

Jodelo Venti Quattro Kyle Orton DAF86 ElNono

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CK3ygYmWoAA1FDm.jpg

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11742880_1504733992900145_6431942191710283201_n.pn g?oh=6fa93d545d6a4602c72cd29b320ffe73&oe=565A3B8F

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Barça midgets losing 0-4 to Bilbao

:lol Sextuple

[TheGreatYacht]

:lol Barça midgets losing 0-4 to Bilbao

:lol Sextuple
:lol Derp Stegen
:lol Midget
:lol Dani Alves bald head with a touch of dog shit
:lol 8 goals conceded in 2 games
:lol Chris Smalling and Davey fucking Blind have conceded ZERO in that stretch
:lol Goalnaldo is coming...

[Infinite_limit]

GOAT player doing GOAT thangs

[lefty]

4-0 :rollin

DAF86

[ElNono]

:lmao det defense

That 1st goal was boss though

[lefty]

Aduriz 3

Missi 0

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMaLEs5UwAAxM7_.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMaLEs5UwAAxM7_.jpg

Barcelona's first game is against Bilbao... at the Mestalla

:lmao :lmao

[TheGreatYacht]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMaLEs5UwAAxM7_.jpg
:lmao

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[lefty]

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Gracias Carlo and Iker

[Infinite_limit]

Lewandowski > Messi

[lefty]

:lol Gracias Carlo and Iker

:lol for fucking up last season

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMZtj2xWUAAKIdw.jpg



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[Venti Quattro]

:lol for fucking up last season

:lmao Poor Iker couldn't even save a weak shot from Morata

[Venti Quattro]

Barcelona's first game is against Bilbao... at the Mestalla

:lmao :lmao

:lmao Mestalla is Valencia's home

:lol I meant San Mames

:lol Venti Quattro

[lefty]

DAF86 showed up during the game vs Sevilla, but he has been really quiet today :lol


That 1st stat with MIGHTY GETAFE should cheer him up :lol


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMbshN_WwAAnfVm.png

[Jodelo]

I expect Barca to make it a game in the second leg. Bilbao needs 1 goal.

[DAF86]

:lol Barca

ElNono, I'm telling you son. If we would have faced Barca right now we would have had more than a chance.

[DAF86]

4-0 :rollin

DAF86


DAF86 showed up during the game vs Sevilla, but he has been really quiet today :lol


That 1st stat with MIGHTY GETAFE should cheer him up :lol


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMbshN_WwAAnfVm.png

That Sevilla game was midweek, This Bilbao game was friday evening here in Argentina. I know the concept of a person actually having a life is often overlooked on the World of internet forums but I actually do have a life son. :lol

Besides, Barca is the enemy now. They can lose all they want.

[lefty]

Excuses excuses

[DAF86]

I was here after 6, I was here after the World cup final (it still hurts :cry), I was here after the Copa America final. I didn't know I had to be here when a team I'm not a fan of loses, tbh. :lol

[Venti Quattro]

DAF86 showed up during the game vs Sevilla, but he has been really quiet today :lol

That 1st stat with MIGHTY GETAFE should cheer him up :lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMbshN_WwAAnfVm.png

The Brazil 1970 WC winning team should be really shitting their pants right now. They defeated Barcelona by a four-goal margin! :wow :wow :wow

[lefty]

The Brazil 1970 WC winning team should be really shitting their pants right now. They defeated Barcelona by a four-goal margin! :wow :wow :wow

:lol

[Jodelo]

The Brazil 1970 WC winning team should be really shitting their pants right now. They defeated Barcelona by a four-goal margin! :wow :wow :wow

:lmao That take

[ElNono]

http://bucket2.clanacion.com.ar/anexos/fotos/81/supercopa-de-espana-2078581w310.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

http://bucket2.clanacion.com.ar/anexos/fotos/81/supercopa-de-espana-2078581w310.jpg
An argentine cuddling with someone with a hipster haircut... Midget's tendencies rubbing off, imo.

[lefty]

:lmao Piqué


Aduriz 4


Messi 1

Messi struggling without Iniesta



Not surprise...

[TheGreatYacht]

Messi struggling without Iniesta

You don't say fam :wow

:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

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[ElNono]

no se pudo

[Brazil]

:lol a defense with Mathieu is obviously a defense that gonna suffer

[lefty]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Soldado

VIDEO: Failure follows Roberto Soldado to Villarreal unveiling
http://www.thescore.com/liga/news/812108
(via http://thesco.re/theScore_app )

[TheGreatYacht]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Soldado

VIDEO: Failure follows Roberto Soldado to Villarreal unveiling
http://www.thescore.com/liga/news/812108
(via http://thesco.re/theScore_app )
What a fucking bloke :lmao

[SAtown]

:lol Soldado


:lmao Pique

What a faggot

[spursistan]

Yeah, It is still pre-season, but you've got some bad vibes about Barcelona next campaign..Losing the CL is a given; nobody defends that shit, but i'm expecting major struggles in the La Liga with that sieve-like D :lol..

[TheGreatYacht]

Losing is contagious. Barcelona should finish 3rd respectively behind Real and Atleti.

[lefty]

:cry it's starting today

[Kyle Orton]

Messi getting shit on and missing the penaldo :lmao

[Jodelo]

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Pepe out :toast
Danilo over Carvajal is a surprise and glad to see a coach have confidence in Jesé and not afraid of letting a star on the bench.

[lefty]

All La Liga have been boring as fuck :lol

[Jodelo]

Rough game, not good. Penalty not given, but Madrid lacked the killer instinct.

[ElNono]

:lol RMAO
:lol gimmie my penaldo
:lol no penaldo, no win
:lol feggots

[TheGreatYacht]

Benching Jamito :lol
Scoreless against the worst team in the league :lol
Jese :lol
Where's Chicha :lol

#FueraBenitez tbh imo

[TheGreatYacht]

Piece of shit coach. Mourinho was right.

[lefty]

Amazing start tbh

[lefty]

Piece of shit coach. Mourinho was right.
Mourinho lost to Gijon, at the Bernabeu

[Jodelo]

This game showed how much Real misses Benzema.

[lefty]

Yup

[DAF86]

So when will Florentino realize Bale isn't a 100 million player and stop forcing his coaches to play him at all cost?

[lefty]

So when will Florentino realize Bale isn't a 100 million player and stop forcing his coaches to play him at all cost?

I agree tbh

Fuck Bale tbh

Empty net and phaggot tries to shoot from a difficult angle instead of passing the ball to 2 open teammates

[Venti Quattro]

All La Liga have been boring as fuck :lol

:lmao Eibar at the top of the League

[lefty]

:lmao Eibar at the top of the League

Mighty Elbar

Lol Getafe

[Venti Quattro]

Mighty Elbar

Lol Getafe

AUPA EIBAR

If Getafe lost to Eibar and they could surely beat the 1970 WC winners, just imagine the raping that Eibar is going to put on Brazil 1970 :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow

[Jodelo]

So when will Florentino realize Bale isn't a 100 million player and stop forcing his coaches to play him at all cost?

This.

[Jodelo]

AUPA EIBAR

If Getafe lost to Eibar and they could surely beat the 1970 WC winners, just imagine the raping that Eibar is going to put on Brazil 1970 :wow :wow :wow :wow :wow

:lmao

[lefty]

Laugh all you want, but the Getafe highlights on YouTube are fantastic.

Lol Pele, lol Tostao, lol Rivellino

[DAF86]

You have a hard on for looking ignorant sons. :lol

[DAF86]

Let's put it this way my sons: Who do you think would win in a matchup between Bill Russel's Celtics and today's Sacramento Kings?

[Jodelo]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09wtjkFJ41rn95k2o1_400.gif

[lefty]

Let's put it this way my sons: Who do you think would win in a matchup between Bill Russel's Celtics and today's Sacramento Kings?

Getafe would smoke them both

[DAF86]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09wtjkFJ41rn95k2o1_400.gif

Why you try to make it seem like I have been proven wrong or something? :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Getafe would smoke them both

GOATafe, tbh

[Jodelo]

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[lefty]

Missi bailed out by faking Vermaelen :lol

[lefty]

JAMES HOLY SHIT

[NASpurs]

:wow that was amazing

[lefty]

:wow that was amazing

:lol I was thinking : "soft accurate cross please, not one of those shitty cross/shot attempts"

[lefty]

Det passing

[lefty]

Jameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[lefty]

Rafa is fucking rotating

See that, Ancelloshit?

[Jodelo]

Good game by Real. Passing was looking solid and James put his marker on the game.

[NASpurs]

http://en.valenciacf.com/bd/imagenes/imagen50362d.jpg

[Kyle Orton]

Glad to see my nigga bale returning to form and rafa trying different tactics subs and formations unlike ancelloshit

[lefty]

http://en.valenciacf.com/bd/imagenes/imagen50362d.jpg

Abdenour?

Not bad

[Jodelo]

4-0 at HT. Ronaldo with a 13-minute hatrick.

[lefty]

Lol 5 goals for ALPHA

And subs before the 85th :wow

[TheGreatYacht]

We will never see greatness like this again....

[lefty]

Watch Missi take all the FK, PK, CK later this weekend

[TheGreatYacht]

319 goals in 303 games, and he isn't even a Center Forward or has Iniesta and Xavi....

[lefty]

319 goals in 303 games, and he isn't even a Center Forward or has Iniesta and Xavi....

What are you implying? :D

[Jodelo]

6-0, wow. Good game and Kroos didn't even need to play.

[lefty]

Kroos didn't even need to play.

Carlo must have raised his other eyebrow when he saw that
"benching players? What"

[Kyle Orton]

We staaaaaaacked

bale once again dominating at CAM, Kroos got rest, modric elited, ronaldo raped, Benz was a beast as well and navas showing why we don't need DDG

stacked

[TheGreatYacht]

What are you implying? :D
The greatest of his generation, and it isn't even close :wow

So unselfish too... Let Chicharito score a game winner at Champions instead of taking it himself. I'm sure if he chose to he'd have 400 by now

[lefty]

The greatest of his generation, and it isn't even close :wow

So unselfish too... Let Chicharito score a game winner at Champions instead of taking it himself. I'm sure if he chose to he'd have 400 by now

Missi would have never trusted Shitcharito

He doesn't even trust Aguero

[TheGreatYacht]

He doesn't even trust Aguero
Is selfishness a trait autistic people are born with?


http://youtu.be/k4Mz5OJUJCk

[lefty]

:lmao at the comments defending Midget

DAF has a lot of YT accounts

[lefty]

Negredo and Piatti making sure Feg doesn't get his assits today

[ElNono]

why is Missi on the bench?

[lefty]

why is Missi on the bench?
His girl gave birth to a new midget yesterday

[ElNono]

His girl gave birth to a new midget yesterday

so.... why is HE on the bench? :lol

[lefty]

so.... why is HE on the bench? :lol

:lol

Tbh coming back from international duty + his kid was born in the middle of the night + caffeine-free HGH

[ElNono]

who's the Barca goalie? that was terrible... you can't let El Niño score on your ass...

[lefty]

Neymar WOW

[lefty]

Neymar is the team's ALPHA

[ElNono]

:lol Suarez is insufferable with his constant flopping

[ElNono]

MidgALPHA

[lefty]

:lol fuck messi

[lefty]

Messi needs Suarez to score tbh

[lefty]

:lmao dat Messi FK

Selfish phag, should have been Neymar

[Jodelo]

Did not catch the whole game but what a horrible one. 1-0 is all that counts!

[lefty]

Since Neville joined Valencia as an assistant coach, it's been nothing but crosses crosses crosses

:lol EPLol
:lol NASpurs

[lefty]

:lmao Missi

[ElNono]

lmao Missi with the dive and missed Penaldo... a Sunday classic by now

[ElNono]

solid W against a fearsome rival, tbh... that defense still needs to get better

[NASpurs]

Since Neville joined Valencia as an assistant coach, it's been nothing but crosses crosses crosses

:lol EPLol
:lol NASpurs (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=386)

And Betis played with only 10 players for more than half of the game. :lol fucking shameful

[TheGreatYacht]

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[DAF86]

What's the goal average in the month of ferbruary for both players when not taking penalties nor free kicks and using only the alternative kits of their National teams, tbh? :lol

[Jodelo]

Someone is salty...

[DAF86]

Someone is salty...

Why on Earth would I be salty? Do you even think the things you write in here? :lol

[lefty]

:lol Valencia
:lol blanked
:lol Nuno
:lol NASpurs

[NASpurs]

:lol Valencia
:lol blanked
:lol Nuno
:lol NASpurs (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=386)

:lol damn you, I haven't even watched the game yet. All your posts should have spoiler tags

All my 4 teams have sucked this year, I'm getting used to it by now lol.

[lefty]

:lol damn you, I haven't even watched the game yet. All your posts should have spoiler tags

All my 4 teams have sucked this year, I'm getting used to it by now lol.

Sorry :D

So:

Valencia
Arsenal
Juve
Stuttgart

Time to add Galatasaray to your list tbh

[NASpurs]

Sorry :D

So:

Valencia
Arsenal
Juve
Stuttgart

Time to add Galatasaray to your list tbh

Why Galatasaray? I don't care about the Turkish league. I couldn't even name you another team from that league :lol

[lefty]

Why Galatasaray? I don't care about the Turkish league. I couldn't even name you another team from that league :lol

I miss Turkey tbh

[Jodelo]

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[DAF86]

Celta has started on fire this season.

[ElNono]

That Barca defense needs fixing ASAP

[lefty]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[lefty]

I've always thought Nolito would be a good fit for Barcelona

[Venti Quattro]

Celta always give Barcelona problems. Non issue lol

[TheGreatYacht]

1. HALA MADRID
2. Celta Vigo
3. Atlético Madrid
4. Barcelona

[lefty]

- last time CV beat Barca at home it was in 2004, and Luis Enrique's last game

- 1st goal conceded by Madrid this season

- Barcelona is actually 5th. +3 goals differential :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

- Barcelona is actually 5th. +3 goals differential :lol
Villarreal game was currently on, when posted :rolleyes





but....





:lmao

[Venti Quattro]

- last time CV beat Barca at home it was in 2004, and Luis Enrique's last game

- 1st goal conceded by Madrid this season

- Barcelona is actually 5th. +3 goals differential :lol

Pretty sure they got beaten by Celta Vigo at the Balaidos within the last five years

[lefty]

Ah maybe

[TheGreatYacht]

Messi dieded in 8th minute and got subbed off....

It was an overachieving career. Rest in piss

[TheGreatYacht]

peace*

[Jodelo]

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[lefty]

Messi out, Barcelona wins

[ElNono]

Gonna be out for 2 months, basically, gg Madrid...

[spursistan]

Clasico is on November 22th and Rome CL match is November 24th..Surely he isn't going to get rushed back for those if that diagnosis is right..

[DAF86]

:lol Madrid
:lol losing points at home against a team that hasn't score a goal in La Liga yet

[lefty]

:lol Madrid
:lol losing points at home against a team that hasn't score a goal in La Liga yet
:lol Missi
:lol shat on by Nolito
:lol doesn't play today, Barcelona wins

[DAF86]

:lol Missi
:lol shat on by Nolito
:lol doesn't play today, Barcelona wins

Messi played, Barca won. Fact :lol

BTW


Barcelona is actually 5th. +3 goals differential :lol

:rollin

[lefty]

Played like 3 minutes :lol
Offense got significantly better after Enriquessi ran out of HGH :lol

[SAtown]

You Argie midgets should start pulling your old Partenopei jerseys out of the closets since Barfa is of no interest to you for a few months. Those Napoli headed hoes are looking pretty decent imo.

:lmao Citeh

[lefty]

You Argie midgets should start pulling your old Partenopei jerseys out of the closets since Barfa is of no interest to you for a few months. Those Napoli headed hoes are looking pretty decent imo.

:lmao Citeh

:lol

[ElNono]

You Argie midgets should start pulling your old Partenopei jerseys out of the closets since Barfa is of no interest to you for a few months. Those Napoli headed hoes are looking pretty decent imo.

:lmao Citeh

There's always PSG, tbh :lol

[DAF86]

You Argie midgets should start pulling your old Partenopei jerseys out of the closets since Barfa is of no interest to you for a few months. Those Napoli headed hoes are looking pretty decent imo.

:lmao Citeh


http://spc.fotolog.com/photo/28/11/77/peace_on_earth/1247880193442_f.jpg

[resistanze]

You Argie midgets should start pulling your old Partenopei jerseys out of the closets since Barfa is of no interest to you for a few months. Those Napoli headed hoes are looking pretty decent imo.

:lmao Citeh
:lol

[lefty]

Sevilla leading Barcelona 1-0, but they are gonna choke

[lefty]

:lol nevermind

[spursistan]

This is an open Liga season only that no outsider team has the consistency and discipline of Atletico in 2014 to take advantage of Barca/Real stumbles..I think eventually Real will open a gap and win the title..

[Jodelo]

This is an open Liga season only that no outsider team has the consistency and discipline of Atletico in 2014 to take advantage of Barca/Real stumbles..I think eventually Real will open a gap and win the title..

Real needs to get healthy for that. Their last games were pretty bad with key guys out...

[lefty]

Real needs to get healthy for that. Their last games were pretty bad with key guys out...

Yup

James is out for tomorrow for the game vs Atletico

Fuck that shit

[Jodelo]

Yup

James is out for tomorrow for the game vs Atletico

Fuck that shit

At least Ramos and monkey are back.

Pepe, Danilo also out.

[DAF86]

Sevilla leading Barcelona 1-0, but they are gonna choke

How's that stat of Barca without Messi going, tbh?

[spursistan]

Real needs to get healthy for that. Their last games were pretty bad with key guys out...
yes, banged up as they are right now, i think they will stay bunched up within 3-5 points until the last 7-10 games and then pull way..the main thing is that their their chief rival isn't doing any better..even with healthy Messi this Barca team looks to have taken step back, now without him, it is points hemorrhage by the looks of it ..the rest of pretenders Celta/Villareal will fizzle on their own down the stretch or before..

[lefty]

How's that stat of Barca without Messi going, tbh?

Barcelona was coasting tbh

Meanwhile Pipita scored a beauty last Thursday and Kurt netted 5 goals today

[Bynumite]

How's that stat of Barca without Messi going, tbh?

Acting like Barca hasn't been struggling since the start of the season even with an healthy midget :lol Their problems have been defensive more than anything else.

Take your dick sucking elsewhere FAP.

[DAF86]

Barcelona was coasting tbh

Meanwhile Pipita scored a beauty last Thursday and Kurt netted 5 goals today

:cry b...but Barca beats 2nd and 3rd division teams without Messi :cry

[DAF86]

Acting like Barca hasn't been struggling since the start of the season even with an healthy midget :lol Their problems have been defensive more than anything else.

Take your dick sucking elsewhere FAP.

Yeah well, Messi is the difference between struggling and getting beat. With Messi barca would have struggled against Sevilla but not lost, without Messi barca was getting eliminated by PSG in the quarters a couple of years ago Messi got in and barca struggled but qualified, Argentina struggled to get past the group stage of the WC with Messi, without him they would have gotten eliminated.

All I'm saying is try to razionalize the "stats", don't just blindly repeat: ":cry Barca's winning % without Messi is about the same. That means they are just as good without him :cry" like fucking sheeps.

[Bynumite]

Oh and for the record:



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/28/13/2CDBB75600000578-3252048-image-a-155_1443442478013.jpg

(Last update: 28th September 2015)

[DAF86]

Oh and for the record:



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/28/13/2CDBB75600000578-3252048-image-a-155_1443442478013.jpg

First of all, those numbers are fucked up.

second, what I said above.

[TheGreatYacht]

Oh and for the record:



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/28/13/2CDBB75600000578-3252048-image-a-155_1443442478013.jpg

(Last update: 28th September 2015)
:wow Boom.

[lefty]

Oh and for the record:



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/28/13/2CDBB75600000578-3252048-image-a-155_1443442478013.jpg

(Last update: 28th September 2015)
Truth nukes

:lol at DAF86's comments

[DAF86]

Truth nukes

on DAF86's comments

That's right.

[Jodelo]

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[lefty]

Casemiro better break some legs if Atleti starts fucking with us :lol


Gonna have to DVR this one though, must go out :cry

[Jodelo]

Arbeloa, the stupid piece of shit. Losing the ball and while everyone knows he's slow like a turtle he (and Kroos) refuse to take a foul and 1-1. Faggot.

Casemiro was a beast. :wow

[TheGreatYacht]

Kroos has always been an overrated scrub in my book. Oh and someone else needs to start taking free kicks.

[lefty]

Arbeloa of shit :lol

Of course Carva had to be injured

[Kawhitstorm]

Oh and for the record:



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/28/13/2CDBB75600000578-3252048-image-a-155_1443442478013.jpg

(Last update: 28th September 2015)

That's b/c he sits out game against lesser opponents.

[Bynumite]

Real is pathetic. Can't even take advantage of a Barca and Atletico team in awful form right now. SMH

[lefty]

Navas- Dani - Modric - Casemiro - Varane- Benz were great

The rest was shit

[Jodelo]

655369855424552960

:lmaoThat bench.

[Jodelo]

Solid 3-0, nothing more.

[lefty]

Yup

[TheGreatYacht]

Barcelona looking better than ever under Pele Jr's wing...

[lefty]

Barcelona looking better than ever under Pele Jr's wing...

Neymar is the real Alpha in Barcelona

By the way that nigga Asensio is beasting

[TheGreatYacht]

Neymar is the real Alpha in Barcelona

By the way that nigga Asensio is beasting
Haven't seen him, better than Illaramendi? :rollin

[lefty]

Haven't seen him, better than Illaramendi? :rollin

Even Messi is better than Illara

[lefty]

Haven't seen him, better than Illaramendi? :rollin

Aaaaaand...

Illara is responsible for Atlético Madrid's only goal today

[TheGreatYacht]

Aaaaaand...

Illara is responsible for Atlético Madrid's only goal today
:lmao living through nationality at this point...

Should be in the Equadorian league

[Venti Quattro]

Suarez's goal in the Rayo game was pretty amazing

[lefty]

:lmao living through nationality at this point...

Should be in the Equadorian league
:lol

[Jodelo]

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Isco getting a rest.

[lefty]

Good win on the road

CV is no slouch this season

[TheGreatYacht]

These Keylor performances are so usual now, best GK in the world :worthy:

Would suck to see a bum like Ter Stegen be in front of net

[lefty]

Nolito is amazing tbh

[lefty]

Feg injured

So not gonna watch Atleti vs Valencia

[TheGreatYacht]

Feg injured

So not gonna watch Atleti vs Valencia
:rollin

[TheGreatYacht]

Carlos Vela back to scoring goals :tu

[lefty]

Valencia is shit without ALFAeg

[lefty]

ultraSuristic: Barca issue official apology after their players stormed the Getafe press room in Halloween costumes last night https://t.co/DzntCy9MeQ :lol


Puyol would've set their asses straight.


Personally I tink it's funny :lol

[lefty]

:wow Neymar goal


ALPHAS Neymar and Suarez playing great without Enriquessi

[Bynumite]

I really don't see how FAP can spin this. Barca has been amazing without the midget. I would have to check but i can only remember 1 Barca loss (Celta?) since the midget got injured.

As usual FAP will probably say the opposition is weak. The reality is, Barca is 1st in their CL group and just had a 3-0 win against the 4th team in La Liga.

[Jodelo]

Barca really suffering without Messi...

Look how Neymar and Suarez play, amazing!

[Jodelo]

I would have to check but i can only remember 1 Barca loss (Celta?) since the midget got injured.

(In) Sevilla was the lost game.

[lefty]

(In) Sevilla was the lost game.

Speaking of Sevilla, tough game ahead

[Jodelo]

Speaking of Sevilla, tough game ahead

Yup. And Navas is injured. :lol

[lefty]

Yup. And Navas is injured. :lol

Just another injury

We should be used to that

[Jodelo]

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Varane getting a break.

[lefty]

Yup

Good idea, make sure he is healthy for Clasico

And for the big game vs Mighty Getafe

[Jodelo]

Ramos injured after scoring (nice goal) :lmao

[Jodelo]

What an afwul game.

[lefty]

:lol

Kiko and Pepe are shit tbh

[Venti Quattro]

:wow Neymar goal
Fucking dirty


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQEcbwinw_0

[lefty]

Neymar shtting on Bale tbh

[Venti Quattro]

Neymar shtting on Bale tbh

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[lefty]

Lol Barton

Stat of the day : Bravo completed more dribbles than CR7 :lol

[DAF86]

I really don't see how FAP can spin this. Barca has been amazing without the midget. I would have to check but i can only remember 1 Barca loss (Celta?) since the midget got injured.

As usual FAP will probably say the opposition is weak. The reality is, Barca is 1st in their CL group and just had a 3-0 win against the 4th team in La Liga.

The fuck? :lol They have lost against the only decent teams they have played (you're missing Sevilla) and have struggled mightly to beat weaker teams, they are hanging on with just two guys carrying all the load. Folks in Catalunya are counting the days 'till GOD comes back. Seriously, wtf. :lol

Truth be told, the biggest clubs in Europe only notice the absences of their best players only against a few teams. They can get along against the lesser teams (about 90% of the games) but agains the other 10% (where championships are really won), that's when you miss your stars. Same thing has happened everytime Tristiano missed games, Real wins everything (but unlike Barca without God, they actually play better and socre more goals :devil).

[DAF86]

BTW, Madrid. :lmao

[lefty]

BTW, Madrid. :lmao

:cry stop pls

[lefty]

So uh.. Catalonia has voted to secede from spain in 2017

Barcelona to Ligue 1??

[DAF86]

So uh.. Catalonia has voted to secede from spain in 2017

Barcelona to Ligue 1??

The fuck are you doing with a Barca avatar? :lol

[lefty]

The fuck are you doing with a Barca avatar? :lol
GOAT Barca player tbh

[DAF86]

GOAT Barca player tbh

lol

[lefty]

lol
2 barca players got an ovation from Bernabeu crowd after raping Madrid on their pitch

Messi isn't one of them :lol

[Venti Quattro]

2 barca players got an ovation from Bernabeu crowd after raping Madrid on their pitch

Messi isn't one of them :lol

Messi's greatness will never be appreciated by the Bernabeu crowd because 90% of the crowd are Cristiano fan boys

[lefty]

Messi's greatness will never be appreciated by the Bernabeu crowd because 90% of the crowd are Cristiano fan boys

No it's because he is no Maronniedona

[DAF86]

2 barca players got an ovation from Bernabeu crowd after raping Madrid on their pitch

Messi isn't one of them :lol

Because unlike Maradona and Ronaldinho, Messi keeps plowing them on the ass repeatedly through an infinite period of time.

Besides, who gives a fuck about what Madrid fans do? :lol

[lefty]

Because unlike Maradona and Ronaldinho, Messi keeps plowing them on the ass repeatedly through an infinite period of time.

Besides, who gives a fuck about what Madrid fans do? :lol

Lol when was the last time Messi did something against Madrid? :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

It's a good thing I got my Madrid fan membership revoked :)

I am a winner, and winners like to win. I will now root for PSG

[lefty]

It's a good thing I got my Madrid fan membership revoked :)

I am a winner, and winners like to win. I will now root for PSG

:cry welcome to the club

[DAF86]

Lol when was the last time Messi did something against Madrid? :lol

He won the treble with Barca last season, that's doing something to madridistas, tbh.

Besides you're making it look like Messi never does nothing against Madrid and he's the all-time top scorer ANDDDD assister in El Clasico. Seriously dog, I sometimes wonder wether you're being serious or not son. :lol

[lefty]

He won the treble with Barca last season, that's doing something to madridistas, tbh.

Besides you're making it look like Messi never does nothing against Madrid and he's the all-time top scorer ANDDDD assister in El Clasico. Seriously dog, I sometimes wonder wether you're being serious or not son. :lol
Yes he is, but the last time he showed up was a long time ago tbh

[TheGreatYacht]

Easy to score when u have Iniesta, Ronaldinho, and Xavi tbh..

[lefty]

Easy to score when u have Iniesta, Ronaldinho, and Xavi tbh..
Ronnie gone, Xavi and Inista declining an Missi stops producing against Madrid

Not a coincidence imo


Aaah shit, I just jinxed Madrid

[DAF86]

Yes he is, but the last time he showed up was a long time ago tbh

Do you consider long time ago to be 2/3 clasicos ago? :lol

[lefty]

Do you consider long time ago to be 2/3 clasicos ago? :lol

more

[DAF86]

more

Well 2/3 clasicos ago Messi had a hat-trick against Madrid so I don't know what you are talking about.

[lefty]

Well 2/3 clasicos ago Messi had a hat-trick against Madrid so I don't know what you are talking about.

Date?

[TheGreatYacht]

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:lol fml

[lefty]

:lmao Respital madrid
:lmao Hospireal

[DAF86]

Date?

24/03/2014. 2/3 clasicos ago.

[lefty]

24/03/2014. 2/3 clasicos ago.
Thank you

Damn that was a long time ago

[DAF86]

Thank you

Damn that was a long time ago

Yeah, hat-trick just 2 Clasicos ago. Madrid fans won't be clapping GOD's ass anytime soon. :hat

[lefty]

Madrid fans won't be clapping GOD's ass anytime soon. :hat

Exactly

Because he is not in the same galaxy as DieGOAT and Ronnie :lol

[DAF86]

Exactly

Because he is not in the same galaxy as DieGOAT and Ronnie :lol

It's easy to clap on players that haven't deliver you not even 1/8 of the pain GOD has delivered you. :hat:hat:hat:hat:hat

[lefty]

It's easy to clap on players that haven't deliver you not even 1/8 of the pain GOD has delivered you. :hat:hat:hat:hat:hat

Seeing DieGOD lifting that WC trophy and not Chokessi, did it hurt Daf?

Can you walk

[DAF86]

Seeing DieGOD lifting that WC trophy and not Chokessi, did it hurt Daf?

Can you walk

Yep, Why wouldn't I be able to?

[lefty]

LULZ

https://i.imgur.com/lW3JHBe.jpg

[lefty]

ALPHAS leading Barcelona today

:lol Missi begging for a gol all game long, Neymar felt bad for him and set him up for a tap in in garbage time

DAF86

[spursistan]

Barca has done a better job than Madrid in terms of potential phasing out of its superstar at the very early signs of decline or unavailability. Messi is clearly surrounded with better top-notch talent, tbh..RMA, on top of health, will need Ronaldo to go banana again to have chance at the league or CL ..looks like a transition year..Florentino Perez will need to cut some dead declining weight before they contend again..Goodluck with a president who is slowly turning into the Fredo of soccer :lol