The Official Spanish LIGA BBVA Thread, 2015-16

[dunkman]

The Liga is officially not over yet. Madrid and Atleti will offer big-time prize money to any team Barça plays. It's only 3 points lead vs Atleti and 4 points over Madrid, but Barça holds the tie breakers over both, so they need an extra point.

[Relevancy]

Barca is literally choking lmao

[Canyonero]

Madrid should drop CL and focus on the league tbqh

[lefty]

Madrid should drop CL and focus on the league tbqh
:lol

[spursistan]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfntB_6WcAAScKP.jpg

[lefty]

^
:lol


By the way DAF86 hasn't posted in a while

[ElNono]

smh these chokers they better win both la liga and the CL

[lefty]

Rulli is a better Argie than Messi tbh

[lefty]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySmBhSsU7m8&feature=youtu.be&a

[TheGreatYacht]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySmBhSsU7m8&feature=youtu.be&a
:lmao

[ElNono]

Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719) Venti Quattro (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17094) DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102) Bynumite ElNono (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31924)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySmBhSsU7m8&feature=youtu.be&a

this is what happens when Iniesta has a bad game, imvho

[Canyonero]

Actually Iniesta had a good game. Turdan otoh....

[Jodelo]

Iniesta was only subbed in, so he was not able to hold Messi's hand the whole time...

[DAF86]

Haters are in full swing on the rare ocassions GOD gives them the chance to get their hate on, tbh. :lol

[lefty]

Theeeeeeere he is


:cry we missed you

[Canyonero]

So lefty you finally came out of the closet.

[dunkman]

Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) TheGreatYacht (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43719) Venti Quattro (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17094) DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102) Bynumite ElNono (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31924)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySmBhSsU7m8&feature=youtu.be&a

That's why he shouldn't made that pass from a penalty some games ago. Karma or something like that, tbh . . .

[Jodelo]

721323174542077952

Ramos and Casemiro getting a rest, Modric also but on the bench. Like Zidane's rotations.

[Canyonero]

Scored 3 goals in a CL quarter final and only one against Getafe

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH PENALDO?

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/BdFjFhW.png

[lefty]

:lol bad photoshopping imo

[Canyonero]

No shit

[Canyonero]

:lol Barca

[spursistan]

this is shaping up to be a meltdown for the ages from Barca :lmao..

45 more min to avert catastrophe..

[Canyonero]

Wow :lol

[DAF86]

What an implosion. :lol I wonder what the fuck happened to start sucking so much overnight.

[DAF86]

And let's hope they give the Warriors some of what they had.

[spursistan]

And let's hope they give the Warriors some of what they had.
:lol

this would be the worst league bottlejob I have seen from a big club in my lifetime..unreal scenes..

[Canyonero]

Why wasn't Barca so crappy last december?

[spursistan]

they need to salvage a draw at least, if only for the morale..

[spursistan]

Valencia missed the dagger..cue the choke now.

[Bynumite]

Choke job of epic proportions on all fronts :lol

It's actually funny to enter this thread and go back a few pages. Barcafan felt invincible and Realfan (myself included) had no faith whatsoever :lol

[Canyonero]

:lol:lol Neybeta chucking

[DAF86]

Why wasn't Barca so crappy last december?

:cry it still hurts :cry

[spursistan]

Valencia strikers are pathetic :lmao

[Canyonero]

PIQUE

[Bynumite]

@ home again. Yikes.

[DAF86]

How many games are left? 3 or 5? Barca needs to win them all to avoid an epic choke.

[Jodelo]

Valencia played it horrible in the 2nd half. Amazing that the lead held until the end...

[Jodelo]

How many games are left? 3 or 5? Barca needs to win them all to avoid an epic choke.

5

[spursistan]

surely Ateltico are favourite now? i don't care about the schedule, Barca are fucking mentally shot..

[Bynumite]

surely Ateltico are favourite now? i don't care about the schedule, Barca are fucking mentally shot..

Just checked Barca's schedule. The best they face is 13th in the standings. Still doable even though they're choking badly.

[Canyonero]

Barca still has to play the Catalan derby. Remember the Tamudazo.

[ElNono]

lol @ that tridente of chokers, tbh

[lefty]

:cry but Barça is so classy

https://streamable.com/z0h0

[lefty]

Valencia in Ronaldo troll mode after the game :lmao


http://nimga.fr/f/IjNVL.jpg

[spursistan]

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[TheGreatYacht]

721801604765102080
That's funny as shit :lmao

[Jodelo]

:cry but Barça is so classy

https://streamable.com/z0h0

So much class :depressed

[dunkman]

Just checked Barca's schedule. The best they face is 13th in the standings. Still doable even though they're choking badly.

The clubs fighting relegation are always dangerous, some of them are there for a number of circumstances and aren't really bad.

[dunkman]

surely Ateltico are favourite now? i don't care about the schedule, Barca are fucking mentally shot..

Barça has the tie breaker with both Atleti and Madrid, but given that there are 5 games left, would say the momentum is with Atleti right now.

[lefty]

Barça should beat Deportivo tbh

[Relevancy]

Kinda funny how despite barcas crisis, they might still end up winning two trophies this year lel

[lefty]

:wow Luis Alpharez

:lmao Deportivo

[Relevancy]

Deportivo was missing like 5 starters tbh

[lefty]

Even with all their injuries, Deportivo wouldn't start Danilo of shit

[Canyonero]

Man, I remember when Deportivo was one of the league alphas. Sad to see how they have ended up.

[lefty]

Man, I remember when Deportivo was one of the league alphas. Sad to see how they have ended up.

:cry Bebeto

[Canyonero]

:cry Bebeto

Their comeback against Milan in UCL has to be an all-time performance.

[lefty]

Wut?

6 - No other defender has been involved in more goals than Danilo in La Liga 15/16 (2 goals, 4 assists). Dagger.


:lol

[dunkman]

It seems that Rayo is taking out Madrid of the Liga. If Rayo wins, it will leave Madrid trailing 4 points and the tie breaker behind Barcelona. With 4 games left, some miracles would be needed.

But 0:2 isn't insurmountable, like 0:3. So who knows. However, I still think Zidane is doing better then Rafa Benítez.

[Canyonero]

In before Rayo choking

[Canyonero]

Told you

[TDMVPDPOY]

DAT nigga bale

[dunkman]

Told you

:D too funny tbh

[lefty]

Barca will certainly destroy Gijon

[TheGreatYacht]

I think it's a wrap. A buncha shitty teams left on Bartha's schedule, plus they have the refs....

Almost had em. Hope I'm wrong

[Canyonero]

Penaldona smh

[lefty]

Alpharez doing Alpha things

[Canyonero]

Suarez is penaldoing his way to the pichichi.

[dunkman]

Those penalties were somewhat strange, to say the least.

[Canyonero]

The first one is a clear penalty, the second one is suspicious, the third one wouldn't even call it for Madrid during Franco time.

[lefty]

^

:lol

[Jodelo]

Add another three penalties to Barca's season. :lmao How many more will they get?

[quentin_compson]

That third penalty was the most ridiculous piece of officiating I've witnessed in quite a while. It didn't really matter as Barca were already winning 4-0, but still.

[lefty]

:lmao


CLick on the tweet's date if the video doesn't play in the post

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[DAF86]

Who? What? Eh?

[dunkman]

:lmao


CLick on the tweet's date if the video doesn't play in the post

725396168805613569

:lmao

[Canyonero]

What is a Carli Lloyd?

[dunkman]

What is a Carli Lloyd?

Just googled it, she's the FIFA world player of 2015.

[Canyonero]

Just googled it, she's the FIFA world player of 2015.

Women football :lol I'd rather watch a beisbol game.

Despite her 2011 truth bomb, I'm with Penalgod in this one.

[Jodelo]

726394379854864385

[Canyonero]

In before "Borja Mayoral"s poker

[TheGreatYacht]

Madrid proving me right :lmao

A bunch of average pub players without Godnaldo lmaoooo.

Modric, Lucas Vazquez, Jesé, Casemiro, Etc :lmao

[TheGreatYacht]

Madrid - Godnaldo = Mid table team, at best

Bartha - Missi = Better team without him

[lefty]

Madrid proving me right :lmao

A bunch of average pub players without Godnaldo lmaoooo.

Modric, Lucas Vazquez, Jesé, Casemiro, Etc :lmao

And without Benz too

And full strength Barca lost there too


Are you drunk? :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

And without Benz too

And full strength Barca lost there too


Are you drunk? :lol
Benz is trash, always has been.

Bartha was on a 5 game losing streak so it was just bad luck IMO. And Sociedad didn't have the Mexican Neymar, Vela today.

Nope. Also forgot to add Danilo and Pepe to that group

[TheGreatYacht]

Bale blessed us with a header out of his ass, him and Navas only players worth a shit today

[Jodelo]

That was close.

[Canyonero]

Tgy sad cause Madrid won without Penalgod :cry

[lefty]

:lmao no red card for Piqué

[Canyonero]

:lmao no red card for Piqué

For letting Ceballos stomp on him twice?

[lefty]

No for his kung fu kick earlier

[Canyonero]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FUIzRnd9B0

I don't speak terrorist but good video.

[dunkman]

Second yellow at min 35 for Real Betis? Not sure what happened there, tbh.

[lefty]

Second yellow at min 35 for Real Betis? Not sure what happened there, tbh.

Barcelona

[lefty]

Madrid proving me right :lmao

A bunch of average pub players without Godnaldo lmaoooo.

Modric, Lucas Vazquez, Jesé, Casemiro, Etc :lmao

Kawhi Leonard added 25 points, five rebounds and five assists in 22 minutes for San Antonio, becoming the first player in playoff history to achieve those benchmarks in less than 25 minutes of action. Th

[TheGreatYacht]

Kawhi Leonard added 25 points, five rebounds and five assists in 22 minutes for San Antonio, becoming the first player in playoff history to achieve those benchmarks in less than 25 minutes of action. Th
I could go for 40 knowing I don't have to play Matty Barnes anymore :)

[dunkman]

Barcelona

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_nOt0IQhaR8dKGtO5dGN-jP9xCg5QP2KcU3nKYU9X66tCjyEe

http://estaticos.sport.es/resources/jpg/4/2/fernando-torres-1459949576324.jpg

[Canyonero]

Second yellow at min 35 for Real Betis? Not sure what happened there, tbh.

Ask the Betis guy. He didn't even protest the red card.

[dunkman]

Ask the Betis guy. He didn't even protest the red card.

Didn't saw his first yellow, the second looked an unintended hard foul but it's unusual to get expelled by min 35 with two yellows. After the first yellow, unless it's a really hard foul, a second foul on the star player or near the end of the game, the ref will tell you "the next one you go out" and shouldn't directly influence the outcome of the game.

[Canyonero]

Didn't saw his first yellow, the second looked an unintended hard foul but it's unusual to get expelled by min 35 with two yellows. After the first yellow, unless it's a really hard foul, a second foul on the star player or near the end of the game, the ref will tell you "the next one you go out" and shouldn't directly influence the outcome of the game.

First card was for reiterated fouls on Messi in the same play. Second one was for that stupid foul on Rakitic.

[DAF86]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR_nOt0IQhaR8dKGtO5dGN-jP9xCg5QP2KcU3nKYU9X66tCjyEe

http://estaticos.sport.es/resources/jpg/4/2/fernando-torres-1459949576324.jpg

You really trying to pull that card after Barca got eliminated because the ref didn't call a clear penalty for them? :lol

[Canyonero]

Or wearing a RM crest under his username

[dunkman]

You really trying to pull that card after Barca got eliminated because the ref didn't call a clear penalty for them? :lol

I remember that game, Iniesta stopped the ball intentionally with the hand in the area. The ref sanctioned the penalty, but somehow Iniesta didn't saw the red card!? Some minutes later, the same Iniesta kicked the ball into the arm of an Atleti player at the border of the area. The ref sanctioned a hand outside of the area to compensate.

Specially considering the red card Torres saw in the first leg.

[dunkman]

Or wearing a RM crest under his username

When I see something turbulent, will be first to comment. It's better to have less honours, then win them the way Barça is winning them nowadays.

I don't want to speculate how Barça gets friendly refs in La Liga and the Champions, but it's hard to ignore how they get some penalties that shouldn't be, some goals from off-sides, absolutely never get anyone expelled and regularly end the games with one or two extra players.

How convenient that like five Betis players got quick yellows (on 9 fouls for all the game), at the same time when Piqué gets a yellow for what should have been direct red by the same criteria.

[lefty]

:lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cg2CDjkWYAA_TTI.jpg:large

[DAF86]

Delussional Madrid fans are really trying to pull the "help" card in this thread. :lol

Guess which is the team that gets the weakest opponent on every CL "draw" for the last couple of years. Guess what team plays the second leg at home everyfuckingtime for the last couple of years, even though that's also suppossed to be decided by chance.

I guess they're just he luckiest team of all-time. :lol

You want to fucking talk about penalties, when prior to this season you were by far the team that got the most amoumt of bullshit penalties called in their favour?

Maybe I'm missing something with all this whole refs helping Barca thing, 'cause last time I checked Barca got eliminated after a clear penalty wasn't called for them and Madrid qualified thanks to an offside goal. Yet Madris fans are the ones with the faggy nerve to cry about the refs? :lmao

What a shameless bunch of hypocrite faggots, tbh.

[lefty]

Delusional Barca-Messi cocksuckers prentedning they did not watch the last 2 Barca games :lol

"IT DIDNT HAPPEN BECAUSE WE DIDNT SEE"

yeah Madrid fans are the delusional ones :lmao

[Jodelo]

Maybe I'm missing something with all this whole refs helping Barca thing, 'cause last time I checked Barca got eliminated after a clear penalty wasn't called for them and Madrid qualified thanks to an offside goal. Yet Madris fans are the ones with the faggy nerve to cry about the refs? :lmao

Karma. Iniesta should not have been on the field anymore. Should have been sent off.

:depressedWe need some more penalties to finally win the league :depressed

[Canyonero]

When I see something turbulent, will be first to comment. It's better to have less honours, then win them the way Barça is winning them nowadays.

I don't want to speculate how Barça gets friendly refs in La Liga and the Champions, but it's hard to ignore how they get some penalties that shouldn't be, some goals from off-sides, absolutely never get anyone expelled and regularly end the games with one or two extra players.

How convenient that like five Betis players got quick yellows (on 9 fouls for all the game), at the same time when Piqué gets a yellow for what should have been direct red by the same criteria.

I mean it's funny to see a Madrid fan accusing Barca of being helped when your team is one of the most "ref friendly" teams in Europe. The penalty awarded against Elche last season or the "back penalty" against Shakthar are some examples of how Madrid gets the same crappy (or even crappier) calls than Barca.

And this is just recently. Let's go back to the past with Madrid """"buying"""" Di Stefano, Jose Plaza ("as long as I'm here, Barca won't win another league) or winning CLs with offside goals and you may want to have even less honours :lol

[Relevancy]

Madrid fans crying about refs hahahaha

[DAF86]

Besides they are crying about penalties given on a 8-0 win. :lmao

I'm pretty sure Barca would give all those penalties away just to get the one, that was wrongly ommited, against Atleti on the CL.

:lol hypocrites
:lol acting like those penalties have an impact on the outcome of the league
:lol blaming the refs instead of accepting Barca has been better for almost a decade now

[Jodelo]

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[TDMVPDPOY]

FARK THAT shit no bale :( , boring shit

[Canyonero]

DAT Alphanel free kick

[lefty]

:lol RM refs

[lefty]

Tbh refs helped Real today


:lol Sevilla
:lol Atleti

[Canyonero]

:lol Atletico losing against the relegated team

[Jodelo]

So, Barca or Real it is. I expect Barcelona to win at Granada. League was written off months ago, so no real hopes since that time.

WTF was that red card for Rodrigo? :lol Did he say something to the linesmen?

[Canyonero]

:lol Espanyol players hoping for another Tamudazo
:lol 5-0

[lefty]

Barca won't drop pts vs Granada

But Granada just beat Sevilla on the road

Should be interesting

[Canyonero]

Because they had to win today

Barca and Refdrid will now play against quiet teams

[lefty]

Because they had to win today

Barca and Refdrid will now play against quiet teams

Both Barca and Madrid benefit from refs help

[Canyonero]

Both Barca and Madrid benefit from refs help

:wow

Who are you and what have you done with lefty?

[lefty]

:wow

Who are you and what have you done with lefty?

I never said Madrid doesn't benefit from refs help tbh

[DAF86]

Second yellow at min 35 for Real Betis? Not sure what happened there, tbh.


Barcelona

What happened today sons? Real Madrid?

And this game did matter. It wasn't some random 6-0 or 3-o win. You needed everyone of the gifts you were given tonight to don't lose the league.

:lol Madrid fans bitching about the refs
:lol most ref aided team in the history of the sport

[dunkman]

Valencia and Levante played really well, Barça offered some serious prize money. Even the dead last relegated La Liga team can ball with the best of Europe.

On the other hand, the officiating of the Madrid - Valencia game was a disgrace. Preferable to let the La Liga go then see that kind of spectacles, in front of 85.000 persons and millions watching on TV. If Barça win it, it will be because Rafa Benítez didn't manage well. Zidane deserves to stay for another season.

[lefty]

:lol Messi fans bitching about the refs
:lol most ref and teammates aided playersin the history of the sport

I agree

[dunkman]

Barça got most help this season, but anyways. The RFEF has to take the necessary steps to eradicate the interference from the refs.

[lefty]

Barça got most help this season, but anyways. The RFEF has to take the necessary steps to eradicate the interference from the refs.

Exactly


Till then, I'll root for Leicester City

[TheGreatYacht]

Exactly


Till then, I'll root for Leicester City
Can you still see my posts? :lol

I can't make threads anywhere and I can't even click on my profile smfh...

I make a thread like once a month and I'm the one that gets punished lmaooo

[DAF86]

Can you still see my posts? :lol

I can't make threads anywhere and I can't even click on my profile smfh...

I make a thread like once a month and I'm the one that gets punished lmaooo

Just realized lefty is unbolded. The fuck happened? :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

Just realized lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896) s unbolded. The fuck happened? :lol
Slomo went holocaust on every good poster tbh :depressed

Heat of moment got me and I criticized Crater Face

[DAF86]

Slomo went holocaust on every good poster tbh :depressed

Heat of moment got me and I criticized Crater Face

Link bro. Por favor.

[lefty]

Slomo went holocaust on every good poster tbh :depressed

Heat of moment got me and I criticized Crater Face

Yup I can see your posts

I shouldn't have made a comment about dem slovenian servers tbh. I

I have nothing against Eastern Europeans
Except Gregg Popovich of course


that's BS, Kool starts 10 shitty every 2 minutes and gets nothing, confirming he is timvp (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=8)

[Canyonero]

:lol

[Canyonero]

http://e01-marca.uecdn.es/assets/multimedia/imagenes/2016/05/09/14627873836432.jpg

[TheGreatYacht]

:lol
Make threads for me fam :tu

I ever tell you how much I like the country of Argentina? :toast

[Canyonero]

Make threads for me fam :tu

I ever tell you how much I like the country of Argentina? :toast

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/Futurama-Fry.jpg

[apalisoc_9]

Make threads for me fam :tu

I ever tell you how much I like the country of Argentina? :toast

:lmao

[apalisoc_9]

Hopefully Barca loses the tittle with messi missing an important PK. Dream come true for me.

[Canyonero]

MADRID CHAMP...

nvm

[lefty]

Alpharez :wow

Clinching the title with a hat trick and carrying Messi to another title

[Blizzardwizard]

Handball Lecter > Missi

[Canyonero]

Handball Lecter > Missi

You're right, Suarez is six months older than Messi.

[DAF86]

By the time Messi is done Barcelona will surpass Madrid as the team with the most Ligas won, imho.

[TheGreatYacht]

By the time Messi is done Barcelona will surpass Madrid as the teams with the moat Ligas won, imho.
Missi was done after last season, and Barca still won. Alphuarez and Neymalpha :cry

[Canyonero]

In six months Turdan has won the same leagues as Penaldo in the last seven seasons.

[Venti Quattro]

Suarez carried Barcelona to the title

[dunkman]

Not sure what sense made selling Higuain, Ozil and Di María after winning la décima. Barcelona has kept their core, accepted the contract shenanings to bring Neymar, then took a gamble with Suárez which both paid out. Sometimes the most talented players are weird.

[lefty]

Not sure what sense made selling Higuain, Ozil and Di María after winning la décima. Barcelona has kept their core, accepted the contract shenanings to bring Neymar, then took a gamble with Suárez which both paid out. Sometimes the most talented players are weird.

Higuain was with Napoli when we won La Decima

[Canyonero]

Lack of titles in a "win-now" atmosphere leads to crap decisions.

[spursistan]

By the time Messi is done Barcelona will surpass Madrid as the team with the most Ligas won, imho.
Gap now is 8 Ligas (32 vs 24)..could see it happening before 2030 if Perez or his minions are still in charge at Madrid..Barca leads 14-8 in league titles since 1990 and 5-1 in 2010s..they are on pace to pull a United on Liverpool...:lol

[DAF86]

Another title for the best team in the World.

[TheGreatYacht]

*

[Canyonero]

That's how RM butthole was left after being disqualified for idiots?

[dunkman]

Gap now is 8 Ligas (32 vs 24)..could see it happening before 2030 if Perez or his minions are still in charge at Madrid..Barca leads 14-8 in league titles since 1990 and 5-1 in 2010s..they are on pace to pull a United on Liverpool...:lol

I think that beginning from the next season La Liga will become more equilibrated, with teams like Seville, Athletic Bilbao, Valencia and others winning titles, not just Real Madrid, Barcelona and Atlético Madrid.

Most importantly, the TV contract is more evenly distributed. In past seasons, Grizmann would have been a gonner, but this time Atleti will keep him. Atleti and Valencia are building new stadiums, almost as big as Barça and Madrid. Seville has had unprecedented success at Europa League, a part from all the prize money, they will get a good kit contract.

[ElNono]

No Suarez, no problem

[dunkman]

That's how RM butthole was left after being disqualified for idiots?

That was a terrible mistake, Madrid had good chances of winning la copa. Plus all the revenue lost from 4-5 additional games.

[lefty]

Alba and Neymar bailing out Messi for his shitty passes tbh





Nah just kidding, great assists by Midget

[TheGreatYacht]

Alba and Neymar bailing out Messi for his shitty passes tbh
Fix before it's too late :(

[lefty]

Fix before it's too late :(

don't worry

:lol copa America is coming

[ElNono]

Ronaldo is done tbh

RM missing ALPHABale

det jinx powers

[lefty]

det jinx powersstill got it