Lol Longo Bell

[midnightpulp]

BUST

[Joseph Kony]

:lol last two #2 picks looking like trash

[313]

BUST

[Thebesteva]

He looked like shit tbh

[Silver&Black]

:lol last two #2 picks looking like trash

Good point. Let's not overlook Ingram's 3-15 shooting tonight.

:lmao

[marinoman]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BadRbIVglj5/?taken-by=bleacherreport

[Avante]

Doesn't anyone here get any of this at all?

GIVE THINGS SOME DAMN TIME.....ok?

[Splits]

GIVE THINGS SOME DAMN TIME.....ok?

Same thing Olongapo mothers say when you visit

[Xevious]

Doesn't anyone here get any of this at all?

GIVE THINGS SOME DAMN TIME.....ok?
Why don't you go back to the club and post some more bestiality fantasies... ok?

[Clipper Nation]

BUST

[140]

:lol last two #2 picks looking like trash
:lmao

Caruso > Gonzo
Kuzma > Brandoff

Watch lakerfan throw them under the bus though like they do with Nance

[baseline bum]

Doesn't anyone here get any of this at all?

GIVE THINGS SOME DAMN TIME.....ok?

You're one to talk. You should have given those kids in Olangapo some time to turn 18.

[Pelicans78]

Dude needs a dermatologist. Maybe the ugliest player we've ever seen.

[Chucho]

You're one to talk. You should have given those kids in Olangapo some time to turn 18.


:lmao


Why don't you go back to the club and post some more bestiality fantasies... ok?

:lol

[resistanze]

Longo Bell :lmao

[spursistan]

His ceiling is the Rajon Rondo of his generation. And even the latter needed half fame talent around him to hold his hand during the few years of his relevancy in Boston....

[DMC]

Same thing Olongapo mothers say when you visit

:lol

[LkrFan]

Same thing Olongapo mothers say when you visit

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Great company for Longo to be in:

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[StrengthAndHonor]

Dude needs a dermatologist. Maybe the ugliest player we've ever seen.
I agree. He looks like Bozo the Clown. He needs a makeover.


Get a short haircut, a tan and do a lot of heavy reps. He looks soft AF.

[unleashbaynes]

:lol his dad can't bail him out of sucking in the NBA

[Mr. Body]

Great company for Longo to be in:

921442175161896960

Ouch.

Fortunately for him he grabbed a ton of rebounds and some assists. I think he'll be decent but his hype is ridiculous.

[.G.]

trashura

[SuperCam]

921594423984627712


:worthy: Godzo :worthy:

[midnightpulp]

Lakers fans will have a semen tornado tonight. Reminder. This Suns teams lost by 50 to the Blazers and gave up 24 to Pat Connaughton in like 18 minutes. That is all.

[DeadlyDynasty]

i came

[djohn2oo8]

CN noticeably absent.

[Bynumite]

Lonzo>Jordan, plus he hasn't killed Lavar yet. I mean nice game.

[StrengthAndHonor]

29, 12 and 9 and it’s a back to back game. :wow

[Chris]

i came

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

The Suns should be ashamed of themselves, making Longo and Brandoff look good. Last time a team tanked this hard, the league stepped in and made the Sixers fire Hinkie.

[Bynumite]

The Suns should be ashamed of themselves, making Longo and Brandoff look good. Last time a team tanked this hard, the league stepped in and made the Sixers fire Hinkie.

Gotta somewhat agree with my piss colored friend. Suns did lose by 50 something in the 1st game :lol

[Mitch]

Lonzo will take us to the promised land :tu :lol

[Killakobe81]

The Suns should be ashamed of themselves, making Longo and Brandoff look good. Last time a team tanked this hard, the league stepped in and made the Sixers fire Hinkie.

lonzo was inflated by Suns pace but not every defender can play him like Pat did ...
Stupid to overreact to either game tbh

[IronMaxipad]

Hang his jersey :cry

[whitemamba]

:lolmids

[IronMexican]

After a bad game; BUST BUST BUST LMAO LMAO

After a pretty good game; lol Laker fans getting excited over one game vs the fill in the blank

80 more games of this. Trolled so hard.

[DAF86]

29 pts on 27 shots. I see Kobe has begun mentoring him.

[.G.]

Thrashura

[Spurs9]

:lol OP's take

[Clipper Nation]

lonzo was inflated by Suns pace but not every defender can play him like Pat did ...
Stupid to overreact to either game tbh
It wasn't just the pace, though that was definitely a factor. I have never seen worse defense than how the Suns played in their first two games. They literally didn't play any help defense. They were giving wide open lanes and wide open shots all game. It looked like someone unplugged the controller on 2K from how they'd just stop defending. Caruso probably could have put up a big scoring night too if he got to chuck 27 shots.

[hater]

:lol OP's take

:lmao

[hater]

GoAt

[Mr. Body]

Any of us could score 27 on the Suns.

[whitemamba]

Any of us could score 27 on the Suns.

This is probably true tbh.

[RD2191]

Any of us could score 27 on the Suns.

:lol

[Raven]

tbh the suns have a better chance of being below average defensively than the lakers have. At least Jackson, Len and Warren could be decent defenders and Chandler still has the instincts.. On the lakers the only guy in the rotation that has any resemblance of a defensive attitude is Nance..

[RsxPiimp]

funny thing is this wasn't even lonzo's game. he's not a high usage guard that likes to score. he'll clean the glass, run a transition and make plays for the most part.


he's almost forced to be a scorer since the lakers have none who can create his own shot( 19 year old ingram is our designated closer ffs). not the biggest lonzo fan, since I prefer josh Jackson but you can already see his impact on the game, regardless of the competition.

[LkrFan]

funny thing is this wasn't even lonzo's game. he's not a high usage guard that likes to score. he'll clean the glass, run a transition and make plays for the most part.


he's almost forced to be a scorer since the lakers have none who can create his own shot( 19 year old ingram is our designated closer ffs). not the biggest lonzo fan, since I prefer josh Jackson but you can already see his impact on the game, regardless of the competition.

Did you see Ingram posterize Josh Jackson? He needed that tbh.

[Killakobe81]

It wasn't just the pace, though that was definitely a factor. I have never seen worse defense than how the Suns played in their first two games. They literally didn't play any help defense. They were giving wide open lanes and wide open shots all game. It looked like someone unplugged the controller on 2K from how they'd just stop defending. Caruso probably could have put up a big scoring night too if he got to chuck 27 shots.

No Caruso could not.
I know you troll but you actually have good takes at times ...you are just prone to hyperbole.
Some of your knocks on CP3 and Lonzo are legit but you act as though they are Smush Parker level trash ...

[RsxPiimp]

Did you see Ingram posterize Josh Jackson? He needed that tbh.

yeah. that was great. loved to see he has a fight in him.

ingram is gonna be really good though but the lakers are rushing him a bit imho.

[dbreiden83080]

The Suns really really really really really SUCK!!!

[LkrFan]

:lol last two #2 picks looking like trash

The irony with ^ classhole. They both had career nights last night. Failed troll post. -15 points :lol

[Raven]

funny thing is this wasn't even lonzo's game. he's not a high usage guard that likes to score. he'll clean the glass, run a transition and make plays for the most part.


he's almost forced to be a scorer since the lakers have none who can create his own shot( 19 year old ingram is our designated closer ffs). not the biggest lonzo fan, since I prefer josh Jackson but you can already see his impact on the game, regardless of the competition.

he literally has the ball in his hands all the time..

[Raven]

Did you see Ingram posterize Josh Jackson? He needed that tbh.

wasn't really a poster, jackson threw himself into the dunk way late...

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lolsmh at spurfan itt...the kid played well for his second game and the Lakers won. If you're going to hate after every game--regardless of performance/results--then you just can't be taken seriously. Don't be that guy.

[RsxPiimp]

he literally has the ball in his hands all the time..

and :lmao

[Medvedenko]

:lolsmh at spurfan itt...the kid played well for his second game and the Lakers won. If you're going to hate after every game--regardless of performance/results--then you just can't be taken seriously. Don't be that guy.

This whole dumpster fire of a board is that guy....

[LkrFan]

wasn't really a poster, jackson threw himself into the dunk way late...

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[Joseph Kony]

The irony with ^ classhole. They both had career nights last night. Failed troll post. -15 points :lol

calm down Carlos, it was only the Suns :lmao

[LkrFan]

calm down Carlos, it was only the Suns :lmao

:lol

[unleashbaynes]

:lolsmh at spurfan itt...the kid played well for his second game and the Lakers won. If you're going to hate after every game--regardless of performance/results--then you just can't be taken seriously. Don't be that guy.

Most Spurs fans on this site are fucktards tbh. Nice game Longo, even if it was against the Suns, he did what he was supposed to do.

[Splits]

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That's not a poster, Geraldo

[LkrFan]

That's not a poster, Geraldo

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Beverley has 15 points and 5 steals against the same Suns team. Lonzo who?

[LkrFan]

Beverley has 15 points and 5 steals against the same Suns team. Lonzo who?

Comparing a rook who is 2 games into his career to a 6-year vet? :lolK

We'll see who has the better career son. :tu

[Bynumite]

That's not a poster, Geraldo

Dude jumped, tried to block the dunk and there was contact, how's that not a poster?

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Lonzo Bust tonight: 3-13, 0-5 from three, 8 points, 5 turnovers. The Lakers were better with him OFF the court than on it. -24, worst on the team.

Back to reality for Lonzo stans.

[midnightpulp]

:lmao -24, lowest on the team. 3-13 shooting, 5 TOs.

Classic Jason Kidd line, though. 8, 8, 13. Assists and boards from a PG mean jackshit in :lol Today's NBA. If Longo doesn't develop into a legit off-the-dribble 3 point threat who can work from the PnR, he'll simply be a treadmill player who puts up meaningless stats.

[Pelicans78]

Embarrassing how the Pels let this come back after a 22 point lead.

[midnightpulp]

Embarrassing how the Pels let this come back after a 22 point lead.

I didn't watch the game. Assuming the run was made when Longo was benched?

[DAF86]

I was watching, Ball got out and the Lakers came back from 22 pts down to lead by 4. He got back in and shit immediately went sideways. I thought Walton was going to ride till the end with the unit that got them back into the game.

[midnightpulp]

I was watching, Ball got out and the Lakers came back from 22 pts down to lead by 4. He got back in and shit immediately went sideways. I thought Walton was going to ride till the end with the unit that got them back into the game.

I assume he ball dominates too much, looking to assist and rebound whore on defense (note: your PGs SHOULD NOT be rebounding. It's better for them to receive the ball on an outlet from a big to get into the offense as early as possible).

[Clipper Nation]

Embarrassing how the Pels let this come back after a 22 point lead.

It's amazing what can happen when the other team benches a cancer. Luckily for the Pelicans, Walton is too spineless to stand up to the Lonzo/LaVar agenda and put that scrub back in to pad his stats and lose them the game.

[Pelicans78]

I didn't watch the game. Assuming the run was made when Longo was benched?

Guys like Clarkson, Kuzma, and Randle came off the bench to bring them back. Ball had some nice passes but missed a ton of open shots.

[midnightpulp]

It's amazing what can happen when the other team benches a cancer. Luckily for the Pelicans, Walton is too spineless to stand up to the Lonzo/LaVar agenda and put that scrub back in to pad his stats and lose them the game.

:lol at the ESPN headline.

"Lonzo Ball nearly records triple double in loss."

http://www.espn.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=400974791

[Pelicans78]

It's amazing what can happen when the other team benches a cancer. Luckily for the Pelicans, Walton is too spineless to stand up to the Lonzo/LaVar agenda and put that scrub back in to pad his stats and lose them the game.

Yeah Lakers were much better with Ball off the floor. He can't shoot at all.

Speaking of cancer, that's what Jrue Holiday has been for the Pelicans ever since he joined the team. They had to bring in guys like Rondo and now Jameer just because Jrue can't run an offense.

[midnightpulp]

:lolsmh at spurfan itt...the kid played well for his second game and the Lakers won. If you're going to hate after every game--regardless of performance/results--then you just can't be taken seriously. Don't be that guy.

Need to reignite the rivalry, bro. D'Bust wasn't annoying enough. Lonzo and his whole hype train driven by his clown father is the perfect foundation to renew some of those 08-13 glory days.

[Arcadian]

:lol


https://youtu.be/37Qf-rxHMN4

[Mr. Body]

I assume he ball dominates too much, looking to assist and rebound whore on defense (note: your PGs SHOULD NOT be rebounding. It's better for them to receive the ball on an outlet from a big to get into the offense as early as possible).

There's nothing wrong with a PG rebounding, especially if he is good at it. That's why you'll see Dejounte in there. It transitions into offense immediately and gets another good rebounder in there to secure boards.

[Clipper Nation]

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[140]

Lakerfan avoiding this thread today like the lakers do the playoffs tbh

[Raven]

There's nothing wrong with a PG rebounding, especially if he is good at it. That's why you'll see Dejounte in there. It transitions into offense immediately and gets another good rebounder in there to secure boards.

that assumes someone run the court .. someone who's taller and more reliable on the boards..

[LittleCriminal]

922320332798619648




LOL What a POS,
That whole family sux.

[ambchang]

Laker fans hoping hard he’s kidd 2017 when the reality is that he’s a Rubio who doesn’t play d not realize he can’t shoot.

[dfens]

Laker fans hoping hard he’s kidd 2017 when the reality is that he’s a Rubio who doesn’t play d not realize he can’t shoot.

son lonzo is a better prospect then many "nice" looking players, and compared to scrubio he can get to the rack and is a far better shooter.

[ambchang]

son lonzo is a better prospect then many "nice" looking players, and compared to scrubio he can get to the rack and is a far better shooter.

Rubio is actually pretty good at taking it to the basket and nothing is uglier than lonzos shot.

[Medvedenko]

I assume he ball dominates too much, looking to assist and rebound whore on defense (note: your PGs SHOULD NOT be rebounding. It's better for them to receive the ball on an outlet from a big to get into the offense as early as possible).

Hey didn't know you're in the NBA with that hot take. What team do you work for? Seriously, what great analysis, surprised it's on this board. Congrats, hot takes!

[benefactor]

Hey didn't know you're in the NBA with that hot take. What team do you work for? Seriously, what great analysis, surprised it's on this board. Congrats, hot takes!
Could be worse...he could have retired from said board then came back with a horribly generic shit talk post that stems from a shtick that lost it's shine like 6 years ago

[DAF86]

922320332798619648

Somebody needs to post Dejounte Murray's +/- stats after this.

[Robz4000]

Could be worse...he could have retired from said board then came back with a horribly generic shit talk post that stems from a shtick that lost it's shine like 6 years ago

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/-HhoIKY6L9AdEBj0jUBRi_5IuHc=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/7327337/fournette.0.gif

[Killakobe81]

that assumes someone run the court .. someone who's taller and more reliable on the boards..

Hey Raven you know who is tall and reliable, better than Dbust and can be had for pennies on the dollar?
Baby Duncan aka Ja Rule Okafor ...that boy gon be good!!!!
And no more excuses embiid covington and now Simmons played for same coaches but only one cat is nailed to the bench...
oh and Mudiay ...some of yall was on his nuts too

[Raven]

Hey Raven you know who is tall and reliable, better than Dbust and can be had for pennies on the dollar?
Baby Duncan aka Ja Rule Okafor ...that boy gon be good!!!!
And no more excuses embiid covington and now Simmons played for same coaches but only one cat is nailed to the bench...
oh and Mudiay ...some of yall was on his nuts too

not sure why you keep bringing that up, you guys just traded for brook lopez.. at least philly still has their player

[Raven]

Could be worse...he could have retired from said board then came back with a horribly generic shit talk post that stems from a shtick that lost it's shine like 6 years ago

gosh :lol

[Killakobe81]

not sure why you keep bringing that up, you guys just traded for brook lopez.. at least philly still has their player

brook looez and the kuzna pick
philly has a six foot nine towell boy
We still have Randle ...does that make him a good lottery pick?

[Medvedenko]

Could be worse...he could have retired from said board then came back with a horribly generic shit talk post that stems from a shtick that lost it's shine like 6 years ago
Another hot take.....

[DJR210]

Doesn't anyone here get any of this at all?

GIVE THINGS SOME DAMN TIME.....ok?

Oh fuck, the NBA forum isn't safe from this faggot anymore???

[Raven]

brook looez and the kuzna pick
philly has a six foot nine towell boy
We still have Randle ...does that make him a good lottery pick?

i don't remember ever saying he was a good fit in philly

[benefactor]

Another hot take.....
That's right frosted tips, go ahead and double down. I'm sure fucking that hole in the mattress is is just as good as pussy to you if you concentrate hard enough.

[Medvedenko]

That's right frosted tips, go ahead and double down. I'm sure fucking that hole in the mattress is is just as good as pussy to you if you concentrate hard enough.

Hot take personified, hole in the mattress full of lols! Frosted tips for the win

[Clipper Nation]

Lonzo Bust tonight: 2-7, 1-4 from three, 4 turnovers, -15. #Trash #Bust

[midnightpulp]

:lol

[Chris]

:lmao

[Raven]

his flaws are real, he's not going to overpower anyone with his athleticism at any point in his career, so he needs to be very polished in his game and very smart on defense.

[ambchang]

:lol the first highlight clip on walk for that game showed both of those made shots and four of the six assists. The hype on this guy is unbelievable. Bust my balls.

[resistanze]

:lol Luongo Bol

[Clipper Nation]

924160797588070406

:lol This scrub is terrible.

[lefty]

Magic Johnson could play, no question

:lmao but holy shit, what a shitty GMing job he's been doing
:lol and he is also a backstabbing hypocrite phaggot

[LkrFan]

Longo may have a new big man next year:

https://d13csqd2kn0ewr.cloudfront.net/uploads/image/file/266671/cropped_bbboogie.jpg?ts=1508775473

Lonzo
KCP
Kuzma
LeHype
Boogie

2018 NBA champs? Stay tuned :)

[Clipper Nation]

tl;dr: "LOL NBA - Lakers are back in the hunt"

[LkrFan]

tl;dr: "LOL NBA - Lakers are back in the hunt"

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

924331177959350272

:cry "But, but, his passing makes his teammates better!" :cry

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Lonzo Bust tonight: 3-10 shooting, only 4 assists, -19. Totally outclassed by Donovan Mitchell.

[Raven]

he's not looking good..

[midnightpulp]

Another splendid outing, I see.

[weebo]

Lonzo Bust tonight: 3-10 shooting, only 4 assists, -19. Totally outclassed by Donovan Mitchell.


what's a Donovan Michelle?

[spurraider21]

LOLzo ball tbh

[lefty]

921271173429780480

[Clipper Nation]

The true meaning of BBB: Biggest Bust in Basketball

[Jodelo]

Great channel to keep everyone updated, every lowlight from Ball :lol

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD0Qu3ObiUHVclKPEjM1ALw/videos

[Killakobe81]

The true meaning of BBB: Biggest Bust in Basketball

i also liked Tatum but to early to panic and so glad we did not get Fultz, Fox or even Josh Jackson ...only other viable choice was DSjr but he already showing signs of knee trouble ...
Fine with Zo ...tbh.

[StrengthAndHonor]

i also liked Tatum but to early to panic and so glad we did not get Fultz, Fox or even Josh Jackson ...only other viable choice was DSjr but he already showing signs of knee trouble ...
Fine with Zo ...tbh.
In all honesty, how can you say that though?

[Killakobe81]

In all honesty, how can you say that though?

huh? say what? That so far im fine cuz its 6 games ...the guys,i mentioned i had concerns about and all the rookies have struggled to some degree ...most experts and myself said Tatum was most ready to play now and that seems to be the case ...if it were not for Simmons being lumped in with this rookie class Tatum was the roty favorite in my book.

im not in panic mode over Ball cuz my expectatiobs were realistic ...
Lopez is morebof a concern for me right now ...to win games he needs to be better.
Lonzo needs ti be more aggressive no respects his jumper ..

[StrengthAndHonor]

huh? say what?
That you’re glad the Lakers did not pick the other prospects over Ball.

[Killakobe81]

That you’re glad the Lakers did not pick the other prospects over Ball.

Tatum is only one i considered over him ...
and what i have seen so far (i seen all of them play )
mitchell also had some good moments but still good with it so far sans Tatum ...but we will see.
Dsjr looks explosive but i dont trust his knee

[Killakobe81]

Remember S&H,
two years ago Raven, laker haters and even Laker fans were bitching we didnt draft oakafor or Mudiay ...
That year i said only 1 legit franchise star KAT ...So i get why Lakers gambled on Russ should have gambled even further on Porzy who we really liked but who knew?! everyone was on oakafor...

point is i dont panic on a 6 game sample size for rookies ...especially PGs

[140]

Great channel to keep everyone updated, every lowlight from Ball :lol

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD0Qu3ObiUHVclKPEjM1ALw/videos
:lol the goods

[Arcadian]

:lolzo

[ambchang]

Great channel to keep everyone updated, every lowlight from Ball :lol

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD0Qu3ObiUHVclKPEjM1ALw/videos

The guy could’ve just posted entire games. Saves time on editing.

[midnightpulp]

Ouch. Skunked tonight.

[StrengthAndHonor]

Ouch. Skunked tonight.
Solid defense on Lillard tonight, Mid. No idea why Luke made the switch though. Damian torched KCP and Ingram at the end end of the quarter. That being said, he’s way too passive offensively.

[LkrFan]

Ouch. Skunked tonight.
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[Splits]

926322781020491776

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:lmao L-Spence

[Splits]

SKUNKER!

Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) Dale get in here and defend this fucking loser

https://media.tenor.com/images/38d21a9e578dc53fa948908e199cf1cb/tenor.gif

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Lonz0

[Killakobe81]

Solid defense on Lillard tonight, Mid. No idea why Luke made the switch though. Damian torched KCP and Ingram at the end end of the quarter. That being said, he’s way too passive offensively.

Exactly. Not sure if he is timid or injured but if he gonna get starters mins. dat shit is unacceptable. i dont care about thr 0 points,you can be aggressive without shooting he can drive and kick...i would gladly take 0 pts with 8 asts 8 rebs a block and 2 steals ...but last night he sucked ass tbh.
Kuzma is the real deal though not uber explosive but what a fluid player ...love his game and mind-set.

[Leetonidas]

Lonz0 :lmao

[FkLA]

It's not bc he's too passive either. The big bozo bust just can't get his shot off. Too slow, too unathletic, and that release http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sabu.png

[Raven]

It's not bc he's too passive either. The big bozo bust just can't get his shot off. Too slow, too unathletic, and that release http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sabu.png

i agree tbh.. currently he's at the mercy of opposing teams daring him to shoot. Whenever someone actually decides to contest his shot, he's toast. It's a similar situation as with dbust who wouldn't finish through traffic even in a million years..

[Killakobe81]

The last two assessments are bullshit ...but if it helps yall feel better about those 4 straight losses ...

[RsxPiimp]

Solid defense on Lillard tonight, Mid. No idea why Luke made the switch though. Damian torched KCP and Ingram at the end end of the quarter. That being said, he’s way too passive offensively.
he was active defensively but I share the same sentiments with you and Killa K. you can't go out there playing like a 3rd string guard, afraid to make mistakes and miss shots. he's not even getting to the FT line, smh, and what irks me is we know he can score, not in abundance but he can contribute there and make the defense honest.


this is why I love ingram. he's not afraid to make mistakes and errors. that boy has fire.

[RsxPiimp]

Exactly. Not sure if he is timid or injured but if he gonna get starters mins. dat shit is unacceptable. i dont care about thr 0 points,you can be aggressive without shooting he can drive and kick...i would gladly take 0 pts with 8 asts 8 rebs a block and 2 steals ...but last night he sucked ass tbh.
Kuzma is the real deal though not uber explosive but what a fluid player ...love his game and mind-set.

kuzGOD has balls of steels. he was scoring like an all star vet tbh :wow

high scoring wing with excellent efficiency, magic got a winner on this one.

[DMC]

Lonz0 :lmao

Lonzero

[midnightpulp]

Lonzero

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Lonzo Bust tonight: 6 points on 3-15 shooting, 0-3 from three, 4 turnovers. #Garbage #Bust

[Arcadian]

Wow...this guy is one of the worst shooters ever :lol

Some people cite Jason Kidd in comparison to defend him, but...this isn't the 90s or 00s. Guards need to be able to shoot now.

[DMC]

ESPN: "Lonzo facilitates Lakers Win"

Dude had 7 assists, went 3-15.

Lopez had 34/10
Kuzma had 21/13

But Lonzo facilitated the win.

Fake News

[lebomb]

.............. l"O"nzo was +22

LMAO.........I hate this stat. If everyone else on the team is playing great when you are in the lineup, your +/- is off the charts. Basically they are carrying his ass. Individually he is suckin it big time out there. :lol

[Splits]

FG%: .308

3P%: .256

[hater]

Lakers win as long as they win hes a successful rookie

Gonzo Testicle is legit :tu

[LkrFan]

Lonzo Bust tonight: 6 points on 3-15 shooting, 0-3 from three, 4 turnovers. #Garbage #Bust

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White girls are awesome! :wow

[illmatic]

So he's basically Rajon Rondo. That's his ceiling. #2 pick lol.

[spursistan]

D'Angelo Russell >> Longo tbh.. Not saying much, but that's the cold truth..:lol

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/2HQf1irwUcLDZzdxkB1s0IGf31U=/800x0/filters:no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/9604081/dlo_lonzo.png


If i were Lakers brain trust I would just do what GM Lebron wish to get him in purple and blues...A window of relevance with 33yo-37yo LBJ is much better than the mid- or long term results looking at the current prospects/talent on that team..

[DMC]

Lonz"oh" 3-15. ESPN says he was a contributor in the win again.

You're going to buy this shit even if we have to force it down your fucking throats. Lonzo is the next Lebron, get used to it. Who says points matter? It's about who contributed.

[Splits]

FG%: .299

3P%: .234

[InRareForm]

Why his bro shoplifting in china

[RsxPiimp]

FG%: .299

3P%: .234

BUST! Shouldve traded the pick for someone with real Balls

[dbreiden83080]

Yet another guy that was not ready to come into the NBA and really shine. None of these players ever want to stay in school and refine any of their game. One year and pay me. He is not ready to be a great player..

[Clipper Nation]

928086455003549697

:lol Meanwhile, Lonzo Bust would be lucky to put up 22 points in an empty gym.

[Chucho]

Why his bro shoplifting in china

Big Baller Brand dividends.

[DMC]

At some point Lakers front office is going to issue an edict to give Lonzo the ball and get out of the way. They have to inflate his numbers some to sell the idea he's even NBA material.

[DAF86]

4-15. 9 pts in 40 minutes. Damm, the kid can't shoot for shit.

[Clipper Nation]

Anthony Bennett must be the happiest man in basketball right now, tbh. Thanks to Lonzo, he is no longer the biggest bust in NBA history.

[midnightpulp]

Long:lol

[Splits]

:lol leads team in FGA against the Celts yet 6 guys scored more points

[Splits]

FG%: .295

3P%: .231

[Killakobe81]

928086455003549697

:lol Meanwhile, Lonzo Bust would be lucky to put up 22 points in an empty gym.

already got 29 11 and 9, genius ...

[140]

Anthony Bennett must be the happiest man in basketball right now, tbh. Thanks to Lonzo, he is no longer the biggest bust in NBA history.
:lol

[Killakobe81]

926204000982192129

White girls are awesome! :wow

No wonder some live the BBC!!!

[Fabbs]

FG%: .295

3P%: .231
If Longo can lower his assists he is getting into Kirby territory.

[140]

928476855358824449

[FkLA]

FG%: .295

3P%: .231

Kirby's successor!


928476855358824449

:lmao

[FkLA]

Did yall see that short clip they showed of him trying to rap in the pregame? What an all-around embarrassment. :lol

[LaMarcus Bryant]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Clipper Nation]

https://i.imgur.com/DoD8Lft.jpg

[Clipper Nation]

Lonzo Bust is currently on pace for the worst single-season TS% in the last 50 years:

http://bkref.com/tiny/RNZJ1

[SAGirl]

928664943704059905

[lebomb]

928664943704059905

How in the hell is this dude better than Jordan and Curry Mr. Lavar Ball??

[Chucho]

But...but, he plays better than average D and he's going to get better.:lmao

LOL, just more residual from Kobe fucking this franchise beyond death.

[benefactor]

I don't think there's anything in sports quite like the fall of the Lakers. Thanks Kobe.:tu

[benefactor]

But...but, he plays better than average D and he's going to get better.:lmao

LOL, just more residual from Kobe fucking this franchise beyond death.


I don't think there's anything in sports quite like the fall of the Lakers. Thanks Kobe.:tu
:lol tbh

[resistanze]

Why is he taking 7 threes in a game?

[midnightpulp]

Why is he taking 7 threes in a game?

They're probably trying to develop his shot on the job. As we know, if a PG doesn't have a 3 point shot today, he won't hack it.

Also, players like Longo is why NBA teams desperately need to implement some kind of farm/development system (:lol D-League). There's maybe only 1 or 2 rookies per year who are truly ready for the NBA.

[StrengthAndHonor]

He's fine. Almost a triple double on a back to back. He's also playing in the wrong system and it doesn't help when his teammates can't shoot.


Like most of your threads Mid, this one will come back to haunt you buddy.

[midnightpulp]

He's fine. Almost a triple double on a back to back. He's also playing in the wrong system and it doesn't help when his teammates can't shoot.


Like most of your threads Mid, this one will come back to haunt you buddy.

:lmao Per game rebounding and assists stats.

Longo won't be anything in the NBA until a knockdown 3 point jumpshot is developed, preferably one off the dribble.

[resistanze]

He's fine. Almost a triple double on a back to back. He's also playing in the wrong system and it doesn't help when his teammates can't shoot.


Like most of your threads Mid, this one will come back to haunt you buddy.

He's fucking shooting 28%.

[Mikeanaro]

Is a bust, plain and simple.

[Clipper Nation]

He's fine. Almost a triple double on a back to back. He's also playing in the wrong system and it doesn't help when his teammates can't shoot.


Like most of your threads Mid, this one will come back to haunt you buddy.

:lol Lonzo's on track for the worst single-season TS% in at least the last 50 years. If you're a guard who can't shoot in today's league, you're basically a dinosaur. Don't really care about how many assists and rebounds he pads when he can't shoot or score reliably. And with how broken his mechanics are, there's a good chance he'll never be able to do that. Which means he's not worth the #2 overall pick and certainly shouldn't be leading his team in touches per game and time of possession - especially by such huge margins.

[DAF86]

He's fine. Almost a triple double on a back to back. He's also playing in the wrong system and it doesn't help when his teammates can't shoot.


Like most of your threads Mid, this one will come back to haunt you buddy.

How is a fast paced offense with a lot of ball movement a bad system for Ball? If that's a bad system for him, he has no place on the league, tbh.

[midnightpulp]

:lol Lonzo's on track for the worst single-season TS% in at least the last 50 years. If you're a guard who can't shoot in today's league, you're basically a dinosaur. Don't really care about how many assists and rebounds he pads when he can't shoot or score reliably. And with how broken his mechanics are, there's a good chance he'll never be able to do that. Which means he's not worth the #2 overall pick and certainly shouldn't be leading his team in touches per game and time of possession - especially by such huge margins.

He needs to mitigate his terrible jumpshooting by getting to the rim and to the line.

Oh wait, he can't do that either :lol

When I watched Fox continually blow by him in the tournament and Longo struggle to go back at Fox, I knew his lack of explosiveness would be a problem at this level.

[DAF86]

I don't follow college basketball at all. How did Lonzo get to be considered so high? I want an honest answer, not some trolling shit like "cos Magic suck blah, blah Lavar Ball blah, blah".

[midnightpulp]

Anyhow, it's doubtful Longo will ever be to able to develop an explosive dribble-drive game. He just lacks the natural athleticism. It's also doubtful he'll be able to develop a great off the dribble shooting game for the same reasons. Big, yet slower guards, like Lonzo have traditionally fared better in the post. When Magic lost a step, he went to the post. Kidd was a greater worker in the post (Kidd wasn't slow, but he used post-play to off-set his terrible shooting). Andre Miller could post. Gary Payton, a tall guard for his era, could post. Lonzo should follow that template.

Oh, post-play from any position doesn't work anymore :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

I don't follow college basketball at all. How did Lonzo get to be considered so high? I want an honest answer, not some trolling shit like "cos Magic suck blah, blah Lavar Ball blah, blah".

He played for a big-name, elite college program that gets a lot of attention. His shooting actually looked decent against college defenses, with the shorter three-point line. He was also the basketball equivalent of all the read-option QBs who play in dumbed-down offenses in college football. UCLA ran an extremely simple halfcourt offense where all he had to do was pass the ball to whoever was coming off a pindown screen. This masked his inability to do anything more complicated than that in the halfcourt. And he had a couple flashy highlight-reel passes in transition. All of this was enough to fool Magic's dumb ass into drafting him.

[midnightpulp]

I don't follow college basketball at all. How did Lonzo get to be considered so high? I want an honest answer, not some trolling shit like "cos Magic suck blah, blah Lavar Ball blah, blah".

I really have no clue. First time I watched him, I was unimpressed. I would guess scouts probably liked his size, length, and court vision. He also had a good 3 point shooting percentage in college, but it's obviously from a closer line and against players who will be accountants and lawyers in a couple of years. Kawhi's evolution has made me believe anything is possible. As we know, Kawhi was a very rough prospect with just average NBA athleticism per his position without a clue how to shoot, but he learned how to maximize his one advantage he had over other players: length. Lonzo has length over pretty much every PG, so it's possible he can turn that into an advantage on both ends. Unsure how he'll do it offensively other than becoming a post-up guard, which is antithetical to today's style.

[Clipper Nation]

Anyhow, it's doubtful Longo will ever be to able to develop an explosive dribble-drive game. He just lacks the natural athleticism. It's also doubtful he'll be able to develop a great off the dribble shooting game for the same reasons. Big, yet slower guards, like Lonzo have traditionally fared better in the post. When Magic lost a step, he went to the post. Kidd was a greater worker in the post (Kidd wasn't slow, but he used post-play to off-set his terrible shooting). Andre Miller could post. Gary Payton, a tall guard for his era, could post. Lonzo should follow that template.

Oh, post-play from any position doesn't work anymore :lmao
Lonzo posted up on only 0.8% of his posessions in college, tbh. It's never been part of his game. He's too weak and too soft, and it's just not as common for point guards to post up anymore. Westbrook and Livingston are the only ones who come to mind that do it on a semi-regular basis.

[DAF86]

Thanks for the answers.

To me it's really strange, I saw some highlights of him when everybody was hyping him up last season and I couldn't see a single thing that caught my attention. One or two passes here and there but nothing more.

[midnightpulp]

Lonzo posted up on only 0.8% of his posessions in college, tbh. It's never been part of his game. He's too weak and too soft, and it's just not as common for point guards to post up anymore. Westbrook and Livingston are the only ones who come to mind that do it on a semi-regular basis.

Indeed. Post play is dead at all positions. That's why the future for Longo looks bleak. If this was 2001, Lonzo would be the hottest rookie in the NBA. An indefensible 6'6" postup (he would've developed that skill back them in lieu of chucking 3s off a broken shot) guard that would kill in that half-court/slow-it-down era. His vision would be a huge asset in threading all the packed defenses in that era. People were sky-high on Livingston before the injury for the same reasons, as I'm sure you remember. But the modern game has made his strengths into weaknesses. "Court vision" isn't as important today. Spacing is big enough that any average passer can find guys anywhere on the court.

[StrengthAndHonor]

Longo won't be anything in the NBA until a knockdown 3 point jumpshot is developed, preferably one off the dribble.
And he’ll get there. His shooting woes is all mental. He’s even missing his freebies and wide open layups. Bump this next year and I’ll accept your apologies, sir.

[DAF86]

And he’ll get there. His shooting woes is all mental. He’s even missing his freebies and wide open layups. Bump this next year and I’ll accept your apologies, sir.

Post editing is pretty weak son. You made a bad call, you own up to it, tbh.

[StrengthAndHonor]

I don't follow college basketball at all. How did Lonzo get to be considered so high? I want an honest answer, not some trolling shit like "cos Magic suck blah, blah Lavar Ball blah, blah".
If you weed out all the sideshows (Lavar, Magic) you’ll appreciate how Lonzo carried UCLA from a 15-17 record to a 3rd seed in the tournament. He never was a scorer but he does everything well at an elite level.

[StrengthAndHonor]

Post editing is pretty weak son. You made a bad call, you own up to it, tbh.
I’m pretty consistent, trolling aside, he’s not ready yet but there’s little evidence to suggest he will not be an impact player. His offense will come along. Come on guys, the kid just turned 20. He has a target in his back with an enormous amount of pressure to revive the Lakers of all places, since day one.

Best thing that happened to him was LiAngelo fucking up. Hopefully this will shut Lavar up.

[raybies]

kinda have some sympathy for him. He hasn't really hyped himself up but everyone around him has hyped him up from my perspective. He's got a calm demeanor and pretty poised. Just let his game do the talking thus far and is suffering from sins of the father tbh. Anyways he's probably had the most pressure as a rookie since Lebron which is unfair for someone with his skill set(not a scorer, pass first guard).

Keep shooting kid.

[Silver&Black]

:lol "Clippers fan"

[DAF86]

I’m pretty consistent, trolling aside, he’s not ready yet but there’s little evidence to suggest he will not be an impact player. His offense will come along. Come on guys, the kid just turned 20. He has a target in his back with an enormous amount of pressure to revive the Lakers of all places, since day one.

Best thing that happened to him was LiAngelo fucking up. Hopefully this will shut Lavar up.

None of that has anything to do with the fact that you edited a post that said that Lonzo was going to score 20, tbh. :lol

[Raven]

I really have no clue. First time I watched him, I was unimpressed. I would guess scouts probably liked his size, length, and court vision. He also had a good 3 point shooting percentage in college, but it's obviously from a closer line and against players who will be accountants and lawyers in a couple of years. Kawhi's evolution has made me believe anything is possible. As we know, Kawhi was a very rough prospect with just average NBA athleticism per his position without a clue how to shoot, but he learned how to maximize his one advantage he had over other players: length. Lonzo has length over pretty much every PG, so it's possible he can turn that into an advantage on both ends. Unsure how he'll do it offensively other than becoming a post-up guard, which is antithetical to today's style.

he doesn't. unless you mean height, which is not very relevant.. his wingspan is solid but the one with length is fultz

[Raven]

And he’ll get there. His shooting woes is all mental. He’s even missing his freebies and wide open layups. Bump this next year and I’ll accept your apologies, sir.

how is it mental when his form is awful at best..

[Quadzilla99]

Goddamn he sucks

[Splits]

After his stellar 3/12 and 1/7 from deep.... how low can he go?
FG%: .292

3P%: .220

[Chucho]

Wow, can't believe people trying to sugarcoat this turd. I could see if he's hitting a respectable % from the line, but he's got big-man ineptitude from the line. Unacceptable. There really isn't any light at the end of the tunnel based on what he's shown thus far. He's just flat out awful.

[Splits]

I’m pretty consistent, trolling aside, he’s not ready yet but there’s little evidence to suggest he will not be an impact player. His offense will come along. Come on guys, the kid just turned 20. He has a target in his back with an enormous amount of pressure to revive the Lakers of all places, since day one.

Best thing that happened to him was LiAngelo fucking up. Hopefully this will shut Lavar up.


How are you feeling about your "guarantee" RoY for this bust?

[Clipper Nation]

And he’ll get there. His shooting woes is all mental. He’s even missing his freebies and wide open layups. Bump this next year and I’ll accept your apologies, sir.
His shooting woes are not all mental. His mechanics are terrible. They have to be completely rebuilt if he has any chance of even being a passable shooter at this level.

[Clipper Nation]

I’m pretty consistent, trolling aside, he’s not ready yet but there’s little evidence to suggest he will not be an impact player.
:lol He's an impact player... it's just that his impact is negative.


Come on guys, the kid just turned 20.
That's not a good excuse for how awful Lonzo is. Jayson Tatum is 19 and way better than him already. De'Aaron Fox is 19 and way better than him already. Lauri Markkanen is 20 and way better than him already. And that's not even getting into Ben Simmons, who's only a year older than Lonzo but is already so far ahead of him, it's not even funny.


He has a target in his back with an enormous amount of pressure to revive the Lakers of all places, since day one.
He and his dad forced their way to the Lakers on draft day just like Kobe did. This is what they wanted. If Lonzo can't handle the pressure, then he only has himself and his loudmouth father to blame.

[benefactor]

The "target on his back" is much more about his dad not being able to shut the fuck up than it is about the pressure that comes with reviving the Lakers tbh

[Killakobe81]

The "target on his back" is much more about his dad not being able to shut the fuck up than it is about the pressure that comes with reviving the Lakers tbh

It's both but still to early to panic ...

[Chucho]

It's both but still to early to panic ...


Keep lying to yourself. When you're pushing historic ineptitude, you should be more concerned than not. This is WAYYYYYYYY below expectations. He is shooting at just an inexcusable clip and the best thing that can be said about him is "he sucks".

[lebomb]

Barkley was on point...........he has an awful shot. Takes him to long to get a shot off, unlike Curry who has a quick release. He dribbles, lifts and moves the ball from right to left across his face over his head and then lets it go. Very awkward. I kinda feel sorry for Lonzo. If he had a decent shot he would be a great player. I dont know with that crazy shot though.

[Jules_Winnfield]

I dislike Lavar and the Lakers but I feel bad for Lonzo, he seems like a good kid. His father destroyed him

[Splits]

Wow, can't believe people trying to sugarcoat this turd. I could see if he's hitting a respectable % from the line, but he's got big-man ineptitude from the line. Unacceptable. There really isn't any light at the end of the tunnel based on what he's shown thus far. He's just flat out awful.


After his stellar 3/12 and 1/7 from deep.... how low can he go?
FG%: .292
3P%: .220
FT%: .500


good point, will make sure to include FT% going forward...

[Chucho]

I dislike Lavar and the Lakers but I feel bad for Lonzo, he seems like a good kid. His father destroyed him


His father is the reason he's sucking this bad??

[Jules_Winnfield]

No. Lavar is the reason that Lonzo was picked so high and by the Lakers, put pressure on him and made other people hate him.

MICHAEL KILLED HIS DAD, LONZO GOT KILLED BY HIS DAD!

[FkLA]

I don't buy this crap that Lonz0 is some humble kid just bc he's not as loud as his dumbass dad. All of them played like douches on the court, jacking up shots like crazy and not caring about defense or getting teammates involved. Then theres the eyebrows, fancy cars, etc. That screams entitled, douchey teen to me, tbh.

[Chucho]

MICHAEL KILLED HIS DAD, LONZO GOT KILLED BY HIS DAD!

:lol

[Jules_Winnfield]

Randle, Russell, Ingram, Ball

:lmao

[Splits]

Randle, Russell, Ingram, Ball

:lmao

Hey, don't bring D'Angelo into this. Kid is a baller. Big baller. I've said so from the beginning.

[LkrFan]

No wonder some live the BBC!!!

:lol

[StrengthAndHonor]

Youngest player to record a triple double.


Plus 3 blocks and 3 steals.



And YES, it's a mental/confidence issue not his shooting mechanics.

[Clipper Nation]

Youngest player to record a triple double.


Plus 3 blocks and 3 steals.



And YES, it's a mental/confidence issue not his shooting mechanics.

:lol He has had two good games in his career, both with the same player "defending" him. Simmer down.

[Medvedenko]

:lol He has had two good games in his career, both with the same player "defending" him. Simmer down.

Wow didn't see that you had over 48k posts. All shitty too. Good work bro

[LkrFan]

Wow didn't see that you had over 48k posts. All shitty too. Good work bro

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Wow didn't see that you had over 48k posts. All shitty too. Good work bro

:lol Didn't you "retire" from ST?
:lol Frosted tips

[Raven]

Youngest player to record a triple double.


Plus 3 blocks and 3 steals.



And YES, it's a mental/confidence issue not his shooting mechanics.

that's just annoying.

[namlook]

:lol He's an impact player... it's just that his impact is negative.


That's not a good excuse for how awful Lonzo is. Jayson Tatum is 19 and way better than him already. De'Aaron Fox is 19 and way better than him already. Lauri Markkanen is 20 and way better than him already.

Nice timing right before he becomes the youngest player in NBA history with a triple double. :lol He's going to be fine.

[Raven]

i think it's impressive that with all those very high picks, the lakers still don't have a franchise player.. especially when there have been so many from 2013 on..

[benefactor]

And YES, it's a mental/confidence issue not his shooting mechanics.
:lol

[Clipper Nation]

Nice timing right before he becomes the youngest player in NBA history with a triple double. :lol He's going to be fine.
Michael Carter-Williams had a triple double early on in his career too. How'd he turn out?

[Splits]

FG%: .314
3P%: .250
FT%: .500

[BatManu20]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOdhPR_UIAEd4cf?format=jpg&name=small

[ChickHearnMic]

Can’t wait to hear Screamin A. Smith talk more smack Monday morning lol

[midnightpulp]

:lmao Triple doubles

Lakers fans should be more excited that he managed 19 points on a strong percentage. Who gives a fuck about assist and rebounding stats in today's game? It's so easy to whore for now.

[Arcadian]

Yaaaaay, everyone clap for Little Johnny! He made more than 30% of his shots for once.

[Chucho]

LOLaker fan LOLonzo apologists super happy about the "kid swallowed a quarter" game. Gotta sift thru a whole lot of shit for 25 cents. Still not worth it.

[LkrFan]

:lmao Triple doubles

Lakers fans should be more excited that he managed 19 points on a strong percentage. Who gives a fuck about assist and rebounding stats in today's game? It's so easy to whore for now.

Apparently the Kang cares:

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:downspin:

[LkrFan]

:lol He has had two good games in his career, both with the same player "defending" him. Simmer down.

930116147109945344

:downspin:

[Raven]

that should be the nail in the coffin tbh :lol

[Killakobe81]

Michael Carter-Williams had a triple double early on in his career too. How'd he turn out?

not earlier than the Kang ...
he is not a bust nor a superstar ..
just a struggling rookie with flashes of talent
much to early to judge ...

[Chucho]

not earlier than the Kang ...
he is not a bust nor a superstar ..
just a struugling rookie with flashes of talent
much to early to judge ...

No, he's a bust showing some flashes to keep deniers optimistic.

[Killakobe81]

No, he's a bust showing some flashes to keep deniers optimistic.

Nobody is a bust after 12 games that is just dumb logic ...
If that was the case Embiid would be a bust already ...
im a bit concerned but way to early to panic ...

[Chris Fall]

32.5% FG, 14.7% 3pt in first 13 games of career... smh

Lol Jason Kidd

[Killakobe81]

32.5% FG, 14.7% 3pt in first 13 games of career... smh

Lol Jason Kidd

Doubtful he will be as good as Kidd who was the best HS player i ever seen play in person ...
But Kidd played two years of college ball so its apples to oranges ..

[Raven]

Nobody is a bust after 12 games that is just dumb logic ...
If that was the case Embiid would be a bust already ...
im a bit concerned but way to early to panic ...

meh.. if you thought you bought a ferrari, and paid the expected amount, is it not a bust if you got a mediocre mercedes?