Dow tumbles 1,600 points in 48 hours. Trump tweets this is fine

[hater]

these short term loans to small businesses are doomed from the start

a small business owner that has ZERO income due to shutdown would rather go bankrupt than take on addiotonal loan


doomed

[hater]

shit futures down 800 points

my post above this makes 100% then

USA is out of bullets and they threw their hand gun at the assailant

[daslicer]

shit futures down 800 points

my post above this makes 100% then

USA is out of bullets and they threw their hand gun at the assailant

It feels like the US is using a super soaker water gun to put out a massive fire.

[Splits]

https://i.imgur.com/In9yHxY.png

Grim business, eh Thread?

[baseline bum]

Damn 31% of the dow wiped out in less than a month. And it's not even bad yet here. Once we start having a few hundred deaths a day is is going to drop below 10,000?

[midnightpulp]

Damn 31% of the dow wiped out in less than a month. And it's not even bad yet here. Once we start having a few hundred deaths a day is is going to drop below 10,000?

Feel really bad for the average Joe whose 401k is taking a beating, but part of me celebrates shitheels like Boeing getting blasted for buying back stock and gambling on the bull market. But again, the worker will ultimately suffer. Mr. Megabucks CEO is still a multi-multi-millionaire at the end of all of this.

[Winehole23]

Wall Street begging for a market shutdown. The free market is a gas until really rich people start to lose their money.

[picnroll]

1/3rd off the high. There goes all that rich people’s money to fund everything. :flypig

[Splits]

Trump gives hour-long press conference.

Dow trips the circuit breaker at the end

:lmao

[hater]

:lmao the Trump presidency never happened :lmao

maybe we can bring Obama back tbqh


with all his faults hes a great crisis prez

[spurraider21]

man, this is rough for anybody near retirement

[picnroll]

man, this is rough for anybody near retirement

... and a lot of people in retirement, if they survive, going to be looking for a job or at least trying to get one.

[hater]

the repercussions of this wil make the Great Depression look like a weekend in the Bahamas

[clambake]

man, i'm gettin killed.

[Thread]

https://i.imgur.com/In9yHxY.png

Grim business, eh Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320)?

I told ya's over a week ago there was no floor. This-will-not-stop.

I was first. Me.

[Splits]

I told ya's over a week ago there was no floor. This-will-not-stop.

I was first. Me.

Another 1k and we regress to May 2015 levels. All on Trump's watch.

[Thread]

Another 1k and we regress to May 2015 levels. All on Trump's watch.

No floor. This-will-not-stop.

Me

[Spurminator]

1240353188164894729

[Blake]

Another 1k and we regress to May 2015 levels. All on Trump's watch.

He'll autograph another stock market chart just as soon as it goes back up

[Spurs Homer]

No floor. This-will-not-stop.

Me


look on the bright side

we once had a legit president who oversaw 8 straight years of stock mkt gains!

proud of him - are you?

[Splits]

No floor. This-will-not-stop.

Me

Don't fret. You might get a measly 1-2k back by end of week. But next Monday boy... look out.

[spurraider21]

1240353188164894729
fucking moron kept touting stock market as proof of his greatness. he deserves all the shit

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol gave rich people a trillion bucks for nothing

[Thread]

Don't fret. You might get a measly 1-2k back by end of week. But next Monday boy... look out.

You were right all along, Splits...I remain (whole).

[Thread]

fucking moron kept touting stock market as proof of his greatness. he deserves all the shit

& he was right to do so. He plotted it out his entire adult life. Made President and instituted what he'd planned. Lo & befuckin'hold it actually worked beyond his & OUR wildest dreams. Both hands we raked it in year-after-year.

Got Corona'd. All the laughter has died in sorrow.

[Splits]

You were right all along, Splits...I remain (whole).

You should be jubilant. The markets just closed, last 10 minutes they rallied above The Negro line. You're safe another day.

[Thread]

look on the bright side

we once had a legit president who oversaw 8 straight years of stock mkt gains!

proud of him - are you?

No. Obama is a race baiter, always has been.

[Splits]

& he was right to do so. He plotted it out his entire adult life. Made President and instituted what he'd planned. Lo & befuckin'hold it actually worked beyond his & OUR wildest dreams. Both hands we raked it in year-after-year.

Got Corona'd. All the laughter has died in sorrow.

No. He Corona'd himself. Things could be different, very different, but they aren't. And that's on him.

[Thread]

You should be jubilant. The markets just closed, last 10 minutes they rallied above The Negro line. You're safe another day.

You were right all along...I'm safe every day.

[Thread]

No. He Corona'd himself. Things could be different, very different, but they aren't. And that's on him.

You're like Homer, consumed & blinded by hate for the old man because he made President.

That's it & that's all.

[Splits]

You were right all along...I'm safe every day.

Did you call them negro or colored growing up in Ohio? I can change it to The Colored line if you'd like.

[Thread]

Did you call them negro or colored growing up in Ohio? I can change it to The Colored line if you'd like.

"colored."

[Chucho]

Damn 31% of the dow wiped out in less than a month. And it's not even bad yet here. Once we start having a few hundred deaths a day is is going to drop below 10,000?


Do you mean deaths globally or domestically? If domestically, you really think there are going to be 100s of deaths per day at the peak of this?

[Splits]

You're like Homer, consumed & blinded by hate for the old man because he made President.

That's it & that's all.

I assess, and re-assess, competence in order to come to judgement of a person.

Perhaps it is why I hold you is such low regard.

[Chucho]

You're like Homer, consumed & blinded by hate for the old man because he made President.

That's it & that's all.


Splits should love the "Old Man". He models his life after him; pay huge sums of money for pussy and brags about it.

[Thread]

I assess, and re-assess, competence in order to come to judgement of a person.

Perhaps it is why I hold you is such low regard.

My ass. You like & admire me & always have.

I christened you, by God.

[Thread]

Splits should love the "Old Man". He models his life after him; pay huge sums of money for pussy and brags about it.

Exactly. Like most of the Old Man's enemies...they wanted to be him, to make President out of the clear blue. So, in true American culture/style they grind down on their hate for him. It's human.

[Splits]

"colored."

Do you think we will drop below The Colored's line tomorrow?

[Splits]

My ass. You like & admire me & always have.

I christened you, by God.

I do have a sore spot for poor, needy seniors. That's why I gifted you those clubs. Admire? Never

[Thread]

Do you mean deaths globally or domestically? If domestically, you really think there are going to be 100s of deaths per day at the peak of this?


bum doesn't "think" that, bum hopes that.

[Thread]

I do have a sore spot for poor, needy seniors. That's why I gifted you those clubs. Admire? Never

You did it to please me, to surprise me, to sear our relationship...then as a bite back I want to start the round over & you took a fit in the middle of the fuckin' 2nd fairway, made a complete ass of us both...top of your lungs:::"Oh, you want to start over, Dale? Oh, no way!"

"C'mon, please, Splits?"

"No."

"Pretty please, I'll kiss your black ass."

"Okay."

Yeah, I remember that day. Didn't even have the conviction of that club purchase & gift to be civil, had to hang my white ass out to dry.

Damn ya!

[baseline bum]

Do you mean deaths globally or domestically? If domestically, you really think there are going to be 100s of deaths per day at the peak of this?

Domestically. That's how exponential growth works, it's slow for a long time and then jumps up fast, and we were trending like Italy a few days ago. We're already at the hundreds of deaths per day globally. We might get saved by it perhaps being seasonal though.

[baseline bum]

bum doesn't "think" that, bum hopes that.

Why would I hope that? Who would I tell to go fuck their mothers some more if your old ass was gone?

[Thread]

Do you think we will drop below The Colored's line tomorrow?

There is no floor. This-will-not-stop.

It is a staggering reality. A surreal event. Almost more than the mind can envelop & process to culmination.

The old man was so proud of it. He's in shock. Not symbolic shock, but, real shock. I heartily believe that. His dream, proven a reality gone in an instant.

He wants to rebuild, for Corona to stop, so he can recover. But, (you) cannot look at that (work)...you have to let (it) burn, turn from it & attend Corona.

There is no other way.

[Thread]

Why would I hope that? Who would I tell to go fuck their mothers some more if your old ass was gone?

I was being facetious, tongue lodged firmly in cheek, old timer.

[Splits]

There is no floor. This-will-not-stop.

It is a staggering reality. A surreal event. Almost more than the mind can envelop & process to culmination.

The old man was so proud of it. He's in shock. Not symbolic shock, but, real shock. I heartily believe that. His dream, proven a reality gone in an instant.

He wants to rebuild, for Corona to stop, so he can recover. But, (you) cannot look at that (work)...you have to let (it) burn, turn from it & attend Corona.

There is no other way.

Bend over, I'll give you a surreal event.

[Splits]

There is no floor. This-will-not-stop.

It is a staggering reality. A surreal event. Almost more than the mind can envelop & process to culmination.

The old man was so proud of it. He's in shock. Not symbolic shock, but, real shock. I heartily believe that. His dream, proven a reality gone in an instant.

He wants to rebuild, for Corona to stop, so he can recover. But, (you) cannot look at that (work)...you have to let (it) burn, turn from it & attend Corona.

There is no other way.

It's no different than any other venture he's been a party to. Build up false value through cheating, marketing, lying, fucking over the everyman. When the facts surface, pull the golden parachute and file bankruptcy. Except now there's no parachute.

[Splits]

https://i.imgur.com/8R2HERv.png

CNN doing everything they can to not compare it to The Colored's number until it dips below at close.

[Nbadan]

It's no different than any other venture he's been a party to. Build up false value through cheating, marketing, lying, fucking over the everyman. When the facts surface, pull the golden parachute and file bankruptcy. Except now there's no parachute.

Well, his parachute this time is getting the fed to lower interest rate to dirt level while injecting trillions of new dollars into his swamp...a move that in the long-term could be devastating to the dollar

[Thread]

It's no different than any other venture he's been a party to. Build up false value through cheating, marketing, lying, fucking over the everyman. When the facts surface, pull the golden parachute and file bankruptcy. Except now there's no parachute.

But, I'm referencing this "venture." It is gone. Can't be saved, nor, dealt with. No longer should he treat it, nor nurse it. Turn from it. He cannot serve 2 masters. Don't watch it burn like when a home owner loses his house to fire, all is lost, even the home owner's insurance bill/cancellation notice with the personal check enclosed that he never posted. Instead, go back to work, not to save what is lost (stock market), but, the American people. Keep them whole thru executive action & Congress. Be greedy, consider only Americans, not the stock market. It-is-gone.

& put a death warrant onto Corona. Hunt it like He hunted that DOW. Get close to it, be inexorable like He was with the DOW. Live it night & day like He did with the DOW. Count it by-the-hour like He did with the DOW. Take anticipation & pride in the hunt like He did with the DOW.

That is his 2 Masters:::the American people like it is supposed to have always been, & Corona, like it must be.

[RandomGuy]

& he was right to do so. He plotted it out his entire adult life. Made President and instituted what he'd planned. Lo & befuckin'hold it actually worked beyond his & OUR wildest dreams. Both hands we raked it in year-after-year.

Got Corona'd. All the laughter has died in sorrow.

The stock market Tripled in eight years under obama. Name one action that Trump undertook that you think most effected the economy, and I will show you how fucking little that action actually did.

Go on, evil person. Your lies are so paper thin...

[Thread]

Well, his parachute this time is getting the fed to lower interest rate to dirt level while injecting trillions of new dollars into his swamp...a move that in the long-term could be devastating to the dollar

Because he is trying to save the Stock Market. "What can I do?" he queried his people.

He can't attack the Stock Market. He can no longer affect the Stock Market. The conflagration has engulfed it. All is lost.

He must attack Corona. Turn from the DOW. & it's now easy:::Every decision henceforth must be exclusively in consideration of the American people & Corona. 1&2, 2&1.

[Thread]

The stock market Tripled in eight years under obama. Name one action that Trump undertook that you think most effected the economy, and I will show you how fucking little that action actually did.

Go on, evil person. Your lies are so paper thin...


You're full of hate, RG. You can't be reasoned with when you're like this.

[RandomGuy]

Mark Cuban says bailed out companies should never be allowed to buy back their stocks ever again

Billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban told CNBC on Wednesday that companies that get federal assistance in response to the coronavirus crisis should be prevented from buying back stock ever again.

“No buybacks. Not now. Not a year from now. Not 20 years from now. Not ever,” Cuban said on “Squawk Box.” “Because effectively you’re spending taxpayer money to buyback stock and to me that’s just the wrong way to do that.”

He also said, “Whatever we do in a bailout, make sure that every worker is compensated and treated equally — in that the executives don’t get rewarded extra to stick around because they got nowhere else to go.”

On Tuesday, Cuban first argued that any assistance must be designed to reduce inequality between executives and workers. “If we are going to bail out companies, we need to make sure all employees benefit from a turnaround, not just execs,” Cuban said on Twitter.

Cuban, owner of the NBA’s Dallas Mavericks, said he thought any mechanisms of executive compensation — such as equity or repricing existing stock options — should only be allowed if they are offered to all workers.

Cuban’s appearance on CNBC came a week after the NBA indefinitely suspended its season after a Utah Jazz player tested positive for COVID-19.

Cuban said last week he “obviously was stunned” by the decision to pause the season but agreed it was the right move. He said he has urged Mavericks players to take social distancing efforts seriously.

Cuban also said he was putting together a program to help the Mavericks’ hourly employees who cannot work due to the suspension of games

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/18/mark-cuban-says-bailed-out-companies-should-never-be-allowed-to-buy-back-their-stocks-ever-again.html

[RandomGuy]

You're full of hate, RG. You can't be reasoned with when you're like this.

I dislike liars. I dislike evil people who put their political party over people's lives even more. You're just pissy, because you fucking know you are lying, and that I will shred your lies. Either consciously or unconsciously you know that.

That is why you will simply ankle bite here.

If you want to put forth the Trump policy that you think is MOST responsible for the economic gains up until December, I promise I will set aside any derision, snark or disrespect long enough to disprove it.

His shit is that weak, and the lies are so easy.

Go on. Best shot.

[Thread]

Mark Cuban says bailed out companies should never be allowed to buy back their stocks ever again

Billionaire entrepreneur Mark Cuban told CNBC on Wednesday that companies that get federal assistance in response to the coronavirus crisis should be prevented from buying back stock ever again.

“No buybacks. Not now. Not a year from now. Not 20 years from now. Not ever,” Cuban said on “Squawk Box.” “Because effectively you’re spending taxpayer money to buyback stock and to me that’s just the wrong way to do that.”

He also said, “Whatever we do in a bailout, make sure that every worker is compensated and treated equally — in that the executives don’t get rewarded extra to stick around because they got nowhere else to go.”

On Tuesday, Cuban first argued that any assistance must be designed to reduce inequality between executives and workers. “If we are going to bail out companies, we need to make sure all employees benefit from a turnaround, not just execs,” Cuban said on Twitter.

Cuban, owner of the NBA’s Dallas Mavericks, said he thought any mechanisms of executive compensation — such as equity or repricing existing stock options — should only be allowed if they are offered to all workers.

Cuban’s appearance on CNBC came a week after the NBA indefinitely suspended its season after a Utah Jazz player tested positive for COVID-19.

Cuban said last week he “obviously was stunned” by the decision to pause the season but agreed it was the right move. He said he has urged Mavericks players to take social distancing efforts seriously.

Cuban also said he was putting together a program to help the Mavericks’ hourly employees who cannot work due to the suspension of games

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/18/mark-cuban-says-bailed-out-companies-should-never-be-allowed-to-buy-back-their-stocks-ever-again.html

...easy, just keep them on the payroll while they're away from the job site(s).

[Splits]

But, I'm referencing this "venture." It is gone. Can't be saved, nor, dealt with. No longer should he treat it, nor nurse it. Turn from it. He cannot serve 2 masters. Don't watch it burn like when a home owner loses his house to fire, all is lost, even the home owner's insurance bill/cancellation notice with the personal check enclosed that he never posted. Instead, go back to work, not to save what is lost (stock market), but, the American people. Keep them whole thru executive action & Congress. Be greedy, consider only Americans, not the stock market. It-is-gone.

& put a death warrant onto Corona. Hunt it like He hunted that DOW. Get close to it, be inexorable like He was with the DOW. Live it night & day like He did with the DOW. Count it by-the-hour like He did with the DOW. Take anticipation & pride in the hunt like He did with the DOW.

That is his 2 Masters:::the American people like it is supposed to have always been, & Corona, like it must be.

You're deranged. He's a sociopath, he couldn't give 2 fucks about people. His stated legacy was DOW gains. It has been completely wiped out. He's left bare with nothing but the propaganda shit sandwich you swallow every morning.

[Thread]

You're deranged. He's a sociopath, he couldn't give 2 fucks about people. His stated legacy was DOW gains. It has been completely wiped out. He's left bare with nothing but the propaganda shit sandwich you swallow every morning.

That's your opinion. I see him different.

& I ain't denying it's gone. It is gone. Hence there is nothing to propagandize.

He is bereft, Splits, only Corona remains. We shall see if the recognition, the dedication & focus, the single minded, rabid love for war with Corona will be as intimate as it was with the Stock Market.

[Splits]

That's your opinion. I see him different.

& I ain't denying it's gone. It is gone. Hence there is nothing to propagandize.

He is bereft, Splits, only Corona remains. We shall see if the recognition, the dedication & focus, the single minded, rabid love for war with Corona will be as intimate as it was with the Stock Market.

The DOW wasn't a passion, it was a measuring stick of his real dedication and focus, which is trolling and triggering anyone who challenges him and doesn't lick his taint

[boutons_deux]

Up to 3 million jobs could be lost until the summer

https://www.cnn.com/business/live-news/stock-market-news-today-031820/index.html (https://www.cnn.com/business/live-news/stock-market-news-today-031820/index.html)

[Thread]

The DOW wasn't a passion, it was a measuring stick of his real dedication and focus, which is trolling and triggering anyone who challenges him and doesn't lick his taint

It was both, both a passion & the "measuring stick" you mention, Splits. Yes, he used it to bludgeon & troll. Tarred & feathered from Election Day thru today he responded in kind.

"You hit him he's going to hit back 10x harder." was the fair warning Melania gave even before Election Day when the writing was on the wall.

But, in the end "you" won. It's gone.

[RandomGuy]

I dislike liars. I dislike evil people who put their political party over people's lives even more. You're just pissy, because you fucking know you are lying, and that I will shred your lies. Either consciously or unconsciously you know that.

That is why you will simply ankle bite here.

If you want to put forth the Trump policy that you think is MOST responsible for the economic gains up until December, I promise I will set aside any derision, snark or disrespect long enough to disprove it.

His shit is that weak, and the lies are so easy.

Go on. Best shot.


[crickets]

Ok then. Proof talks, bullshit walks. bye-felicia.

[rmt]

That's your opinion. I see him different.

& I ain't denying it's gone. It is gone. Hence there is nothing to propagandize.

He is bereft, Splits, only Corona remains. We shall see if the recognition, the dedication & focus, the single minded, rabid love for war with Corona will be as intimate as it was with the Stock Market.

I agree with this. Trump knows that nothing will get better until the US has gotten through coronavirus.

[rmt]

Regarding stock market, DON'T sell (and if you have extra set aside, now would be a good time to start buying).

[boutons_deux]

I agree with this. Trump knows that nothing will get better until the US has gotten through coronavirus.

What a brilliant man. Nobody has the vision, the leadership qualities that God bestowed on Trash

Trash and his cult mob are promoting the LIE that war-evading Cadet Bone Spurs is a heroic "war president", which will no doubt be a new, major theme in his campaign, which is, has been more important to Trash than any human life.

[Will Hunting]

Regarding stock market, DON'T sell (and if you have extra set aside, now would be a good time to start buying).
:lol Trumptards begging to people to prop up the stock market so Dear Leader doesn’t look bad.

[rmt]

:lol Trumptards begging to people to prop up the stock market so Dear Leader doesn’t look bad.

It's your stash of down payment on (possible) property that can make a very good return if you buy near the bottom of this market. If you have steady income, no dependents and a rainy day fund, I suggest SPXL (3x leveraged S&P500). If you want a riskier one (sector) with more possible upswing - FAS (3x leveraged Financials).

You can hardly go shopping for a place now.

[hater]

Regarding stock market, DON'T sell (and if you have extra set aside, now would be a good time to start buying).

:lmao :lmao what the fuck

who would be so fucking stupid and insane to buy now? :lmao

gtfo

[hater]

NYSE trading floor shut down

multiple traders with coronavirus

yeah its gonna be a good day :lmao

fuck now I cant retire. great

[Will Hunting]

:lol what’s happening with Blue Apron stock this week is fucking hilarious

[rmt]

:lmao :lmao what the fuck

who would be so fucking stupid and insane to buy now? :lmao

gtfo

Buy in fear and sell in greed. Or in other words: buy low and sell high.

[Will Hunting]

It's your stash of down payment on (possible) property that can make a very good return if you buy near the bottom of this market. If you have steady income, no dependents and a rainy day fund, I suggest SPXL (3x leveraged S&P500). If you want a riskier one (sector) with more possible upswing - FAS (3x leveraged Financials).

You can hardly go shopping for a place now.
Yeah no thanks on triple levered indexes right now.

The one stock I still own (Rite-Aid) keeps going up, I’ll hold it until the next earnings date and then sell. After that, healthcare REITs I think are undervalued right now because people are overreacting to how badly senior care homes might get hit.

[rmt]

Yeah no thanks on triple levered indexes right now.

The one stock I still own (Rite-Aid) keeps going up, I’ll hold it until the next earnings date and then sell. After that, healthcare REITs I think are undervalued right now because people are overreacting to how badly senior care homes might get hit.

Yes, well, anything health or essentials/grocery is doing well now (if you already have it). Walmart, I hear, hit all time highs. But for BUYING - stick to stuff that you know will be bailed out or will bounce back when this is over.

[hater]

Buy in fear and sell in greed. Or in other words: buy low and sell high.

its gonna keep going down which means its not low yet nig

it will never get back to 30k btw at least not in our lifetimes

[rmt]

its gonna keep going down which means its not low yet nig

it will never get back to 30k btw at least not in our lifetimes

No one knows where the bottom is. I'm in my 50s - life expectancy is late 70s/early 80s. I think it'll get back (and I'd bet, sooner than you think).

[baseline bum]

its gonna keep going down which means its not low yet nig

it will never get back to 30k btw at least not in our lifetimes

God all the economic forecasts seems way too rosy. Like JP Morgan only forecasting a 15% drop in GDP for Q2 and then a big 7% or so bump in Q3. Yeah fucking right, you lock down the country the economy gets raped. You don't and millions die and the economy get raped.

[rmt]

And I hate buying single stocks. The exception is Amazon which I think, will take over almost everything retail (including drugs).

[Thread]

God all the economic forecasts seems way too rosy. Like JP Morgan only forecasting a 15% drop in GDP for Q2 and then a big 7% or so bump in Q3. Yeah fucking right, you lock down the country the economy gets raped. You don't and millions die and the economy get raped.

& the old man must step away from (these people) & divorce himself from their grasp & intent. (they) can afford, even report for that duty, their duty, but, he can no longer afford, wallow in what once ACTUALLY was & now is the facade (they) display to us.

The (fun) part of his job is gone. Only the drudgery which he'd gloriously retarded with His DOW remains..."Oh-my-God, Melania."

"It'll be okay."

[RandomGuy]

Muni-market finally took a hit today. was wondering when that would happen.

[RandomGuy]

God all the economic forecasts seems way too rosy. Like JP Morgan only forecasting a 15% drop in GDP for Q2 and then a big 7% or so bump in Q3. Yeah fucking right, you lock down the country the economy gets raped. You don't and millions die and the economy get raped.

Think about how much health care spending is going to happen when you put millions through the ICU...

That shit is expensive.

Single payor FTW.

The right will get their dream of repealing and replacing Obamacare... with something they will be told to hate more by the corporate fucks that tell them what to think.

[hater]

gonna be a good friday tbqh

temps are good in US, quarantined spirits still high, stil some food on the stores and people still allowed to congregate, even kids treating this as summer vacation

after the weekend we will have some sobering news in terms of infections/deaths, we will become 3rd most infected country behind China, Italy, Iran, monday will be a so so day byt Tues or Wed when quarantined ppl start getting The Shining, the markets will collapse again

[RandomGuy]

God all the economic forecasts seems way too rosy. Like JP Morgan only forecasting a 15% drop in GDP for Q2 and then a big 7% or so bump in Q3. Yeah fucking right, you lock down the country the economy gets raped. You don't and millions die and the economy get raped.

Wait until the next batch of financial news comes out.

[RandomGuy]

And I hate buying single stocks. The exception is Amazon which I think, will take over almost everything retail (including drugs).

Until they applly the monopoly laws to it. Break it up.

[Spurs Homer]

gonna be a good friday tbqh

temps are good in US, quarantined spirits still high, stil some food on the stores and people still allowed to congregate, even kids treating this as summer vacation

after the weekend we will have some sobering news in terms of infections/deaths, we will become 3rd most infected country behind China, Italy, Iran, monday will be a so so day byt Tues or Wed when quarantined ppl start getting The Shining, the markets will collapse again

lol “here’s johnny!”

gonna get rid of any sharp objects in the bunker!

[Splits]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) your DOW is threatening to close into the weekend below The Colored's line for the first time. Enjoy the Sunday shows if it holds.

[Thread]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) your DOW is threatening to close into the weekend below The Colored's line for the first time. Enjoy the Sunday shows if it holds.

& as I told ya a fortnight ago:::"There is no floor. This-will-not-end."

[spurraider21]

& as I told ya a fortnight ago:::"There is no floor. This-will-not-end."
how can you blame corona if its just the flu?

[Splits]

& as I told ya a fortnight ago:::"There is no floor. This-will-not-end."

Regardless. The first close under The Colored's line is an earthquake, an ELE.

[Thread]

how can you blame corona if its just the flu?

Because it went from 20k to 29k until Corona.

[spurraider21]

Because it went from 20k to 29k until Corona.
flus happen every year

[Thread]

Regardless. The first close under The Colored's line is an earthquake, an ELE.

It's folly to treat it now, to attempt a resuscitation, to even stand in front of it, watching it incinerate.

& the old man ain't there yet. He's still in a grieving, regret stance. He wants to turn & concentrate (fully) on Corona, but, he ain't there yet, not even close. His words about Americans coming together and fighting this virus are just that, words...there is no conviction to it. He sees the same videos we see outta Florida beaches & kids playing pick-up b-ball in NYC.

"Here, say this, Mr. President."

"Okay."

[Thread]

flus happen every year

Yes, to the tune of over a million dead from it thru the last 2 decades.

Corona has killed 204.

[RandomGuy]

Thread (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320) your DOW is threatening to close into the weekend below The Colored's line for the first time. Enjoy the Sunday shows if it holds.

Trumps bungling has become apparent to just about everybody. His desperate attempts at spin, i.e. "China" virus will succeed at getting his base to be angry at China instead of him, but only to a certain degree.


The first goal is to shift blame away from Trump’s failures and onto China’s. This goal is very unlikely to succeed. We all saw Trump’s catastrophic misjudgments inflict their toll in real time. It was not the Chinese Communist Party that decided to host a cash-for-access party at Mar-a-Lago for Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend on the weekend of March 6–8, when a responsible president would have already begun modeling safe behavior. It was not the Chinese Communist Party that closed trans-Atlantic aviation and made no provision to receive throngs of returning Americans—exposing air travelers to hours of penned-in close contact with visibly sick people. It was not the Chinese Communist Party that urged Americans to buy stocks at the end of February, devastating the savings of anyone foolish enough to trust financial advice from Larry Kudlow, Eric Trump, or this president.

No, Trump won’t succeed in shifting blame.

It’s the second goal that could succeed. By revving up hate among their supporters against China, Trump and Fox can redirect those supporters’ rage from the dangerous target it might otherwise find: the trusted political and media figures who lied and lied and lied to them, exposing those supporters to disease and death for their own crass ends. Hate China, not me!

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/trumps-dangerous-party-line/608383/

[DarrinS]

My 401k balance down 130K since beginning of the month. Fuuuuuk

[Splits]

It's folly to treat it now, to attempt a resuscitation, to even stand in front of it, watching it incinerate.

& the old man ain't there yet. He's still in a grieving, regret stance. He wants to turn & concentrate (fully) on Corona, but, he ain't there yet, not even close. His words about Americans coming together and fighting this virus are just that, words...there is no conviction to it. He sees the same videos we see outta Florida beaches & kids playing pick-up b-ball in NYC.

"Here, say this, Mr. President."

"Okay."

Correct. He's a simpleton. In the back of his "mind" every fact runs through the "how can I get the DOW up to 25k by November". And it will always be like that. So don't try to walk away from 3 years of singular focus and think you can just drop it in 3 weeks.

The DOW is your barometer. Own it.

[Thread]

Trumps bungling has become apparent to just about everybody. His desperate attempts at spin, i.e. "China" virus will succeed at getting his base to be angry at China instead of him, but only to a certain degree.



https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/trumps-dangerous-party-line/608383/

It is the "China" virus. They can own it.

[Thread]

Correct. He's a simpleton. >>>>>>>>>In the back of his "mind" every fact runs through the "how can I get the DOW up to 25k by November".<<<<<<<<< And it will always be like that. So don't try to walk away from 3 years of singular focus and think you can just drop it in 3 weeks.

The DOW is your barometer. Own it.

He's human. Difficult to bear witness the destruction of your greatest accomplishment.

>>>>>>>>>Precisely, Splits! That is exactly what he is thinking & that is the (folly) I cited.

The redirect to Corona must be complete, the divorce from the DOW must be acknowledged & accepted. As I said yesterday, he can no longer serve that master/DOW. It's destroyed. Standing over that conflagration in regret serves no one.

ADDENDUM:::He's standing over those embers trying to get a look at 29k, imminent to the glorious 30k. We've all done it with other dreams dashed in incomprehensible tragedy.

He has not comprehended it yet, nor processed it.

[koriwhat]

Trumps bungling has become apparent to just about everybody. His desperate attempts at spin, i.e. "China" virus will succeed at getting his base to be angry at China instead of him, but only to a certain degree.

you might as well move to china you commie apologist. :vomit:

[koriwhat]

It is the "China" virus. They can own it.

TESTIFY! :tu

[DMC]

flus happen every year

But two of them don't.

[Splits]

He's human. Difficult to bear witness the destruction of your greatest accomplishment.

>>>>>>>>>Precisely, Splits! That is exactly what he is thinking & that is the (folly) I cited.

The redirect to Corona must be complete, the divorce from the DOW must be acknowledged & accepted. As I said yesterday, he can no longer serve that master/DOW. It's destroyed. Standing over that conflagration in regret serves no one.

ADDENDUM:::He's standing over those embers trying to get a look at 29k, imminent to the glorious 30k. We've all done it with other dreams dashed in incomprehensible tragedy.

He has not comprehended it yet, nor processed it.

If you think he's capable of changing, you're just dumb.

[Thread]

If you think he's capable of changing, you're just dumb.

I'm not confident he can. He's not a seasoned politician, Splits, but, a human man with a hold on the child within him. I understand & empathize with that frailty. That is one reason why I like, even love this man.

So, he'll slog along portending to have both eyes on Corona, but, the peripherals will be on your citation of a (25k DOW in November.)

ADDENDUM:::What he cannot see is he no longer enjoys the control over DOW that he had. He'd planned it that way, had arranged it that way and accomplished that way. AND IT WORKED, perfectly. Then Corona. He can't control Corona, he can battle it, but, the end is not guaranteed (TO A LARGE EXTENT) like it was with the DOW.

---------

It's no fun fighting Corona. It's drudgery. He's never known drudgery, has avoided all his life. It's waiting for him.

It was so much fun fighting the DOW. Had it in the palm of his hand & knew it.

---------

[Splits]

My 401k balance down 130K since beginning of the month. Fuuuuuk

Only worth half a mil before the crash? The way you talk I thought you'd be near the 3-4m range

[ElNono]

:lol I've received emails from every bank, airline, hotel chain under the sun... :cry plz don't forget about us :cry

Same fuckers that wanted to charge $30 a day for wifi, put cell jammers in the room, and charged an extra $100 for 1 extra pound of excess baggage.

[DarrinS]

Only worth half a mil before the crash? The way you talk I thought you'd be near the 3-4m range

I'm only about 50% invested in stocks.

[hater]

:lol I've received emails from every bank, airline, hotel chain under the sun... :cry plz don't forget about us :cry

Same fuckers that wanted to charge $30 a day for wifi, put cell jammers in the room, and charged an extra $100 for 1 extra pound of excess baggage.

:lmao true

you forget the worst part. they already got bailed out and did stock buyback and paid their CEOs millions

fuck capitalism

[Splits]

It was so much fun fighting the DOW. Had it in the palm of his hand & knew it.


Your next milestone is # of deaths vs. DOW. I'd say about 10 days from now.

[spurraider21]

I'm not confident he can. He's not a seasoned politician, Splits, but, a human man with a hold on the child within him. I understand & empathize with that frailty. That is one reason why I like, even love this man.

So, he'll slog along portending to have both eyes on Corona, but, the peripherals will be on your citation of a (25k DOW in November.)

ADDENDUM:::What he cannot see is he no longer enjoys the control over DOW that he had. He'd planned it that way, had arranged it that way and accomplished that way. AND IT WORKED, perfectly. Then Corona. He can't control Corona, he can battle it, but, the end is not guaranteed (TO A LARGE EXTENT) like it was with the DOW.

---------

It's no fun fighting Corona. It's drudgery. He's never known drudgery, has avoided all his life. It's waiting for him.

It was so much fun fighting the DOW. Had it in the palm of his hand & knew it.

---------
imagine losing everything you built up because of just another flu

[Thread]

Your next milestone is # of deaths vs. DOW. I'd say about 10 days from now.

The death count still ain't too bad. Confined 2/3 to CA., NY., & WA..

He sees mostly thru the prism that (we) here on this Board see & expresses thus, though no where near with the freedom & abandon that we express with. He wants to so very badly, but, cannot. Instead he portends to see it thru the eyes of those with, around & before him, but, that is a facade, make no mistake.

[ElNono]

NY just reported 29 new deaths today.

[Thread]

imagine losing everything you built up because of just another flu

Precisely. All of his dreams going up in smoke before his eyes.

Unable, incapable of letting go & turning his body & mind from that carnage & onto "the invisible enemy." C'mon, give me a fucking break. That ain't his "moniker." Probably belongs to the Grisham girl. "Here, sir, use this."

"Oh, okay." His mind back at the 30k scheduled hit. & that is precisely where is mind is a lot, by God.

He wants to do what "I" do with the 8k, but, he can't, nor get anywhere near it. He ain't Dale.

In the interim he'll stand guard at Corona, & the calendar & obsess over that 30k scheduled hit & ruminate over Split's citation of a (25k November DOW).

[spurraider21]

Precisely. All of his dreams going up in smoke before his eyes.

Unable, incapable of letting go & turning his body & mind from that carnage & onto "the invisible enemy." C'mon, give me a fucking break. That ain't his "moniker." Probably belongs to the Grisham girl. "Here, sir, use this."

"Oh, okay." His mind back at the 30k scheduled hit. & that is precisely where is mind is a lot, by God.

He wants to do what "I" do with the 8k, but, he can't, nor get anywhere near it. He ain't Dale.

In the interim he'll stand guard at Corona, & the calendar & obsess over that 30k scheduled hit & ruminate over Split's citation of a (25k November DOW).
must be a terrible president to be taken down by just another flu

[Thread]

must be a terrible president to be taken down by just another flu

Sadly, I can't have a conversation with you, 21. Why do I even try?

[Thread]

NY just reported 29 new deaths today.

Though Cuomo was in good spirits, time of his life with his [Give A Show Projector] showcase this morning.

[spurraider21]

Sadly, I can't have a conversation with you, 21. Why do I even try?
you cant have your cake and eat it too

its either the regular flu or it aint

[Splits]

The death count still ain't too bad. Confined 2/3 to CA., NY., & WA..

He sees mostly thru the prism that (we) here on this Board see & expresses thus, though no where near with the freedom & abandon that we express with. He wants to so very badly, but, cannot. Instead he portends to see it thru the eyes of those with, around & before him, but, that is a facade, make no mistake.

By my statistical models, the intersection between US deaths and the DOW is 16,000

[Thread]

By my statistical models, the intersection between US deaths and the DOW is 16,000

Well, your wish came true & the DOW burnt to the ground.
You'll probably get lucky again with the 16k at room temp.

[Splits]

it's a solemn weekend for MAGAts. If you had $100 in the glorious market on the most amazing inauguration day, 20 Jan '17, in today's dollars you would have...

$98.95

Keep America Great

EDIT: I forgot, freedom costs a buck'o'five. Freedom isn't free.

[RandomGuy]

I'm only about 50% invested in stocks.

You'll be fine unless you need the money in the next year or so. buy and hold ....

[CosmicCowboy]

it's a solemn weekend for MAGAts. If you had $100 in the glorious market on the most amazing inauguration day, 20 Jan '17, in today's dollars you would have...

$98.95

Keep America Great

EDIT: I forgot, freedom costs a buck'o'five. Freedom isn't free.

Gloating over the covid19 caused stock market crash. What a fucking prick.

[DMC]

By my statistical models, the intersection between US deaths and the DOW is 16,000

Are you pretending to be fucking those as well?

[hater]

Calling it

Stocks will continue to tumble next few weeks with no bottom in sight. there will be some ups but mostly downs. well near 15k soon

Uemployment will be close to 10% by mid summer

[DMX7]

it's a solemn weekend for MAGAts. If you had $100 in the glorious market on the most amazing inauguration day, 20 Jan '17, in today's dollars you would have...

$98.95

Keep America Great

EDIT: I forgot, freedom costs a buck'o'five. Freedom isn't free.

Are you accounting for inflation as well?

[Thread]

Calling it

Stocks will continue to tumble next few weeks with no bottom in sight. there will be some ups but mostly downs. well near 15k soon

Uemployment will be close to 10% by mid summer

I said it first. Me. Over a fortnight ago I stated thus:::"There is no floor. This-will-not-stop.

Me. Don't even start, hater. I invented "Bend Over." & I invented "There is no floor. This-will-not-stop."

[daslicer]

Calling it

Stocks will continue to tumble next few weeks with no bottom in sight. there will be some ups but mostly downs. well near 15k soon

Uemployment will be close to 10% by mid summer

That's what I"m guessing that it will bottom out at 15k.

[RandomGuy]

That's what I"m guessing that it will bottom out at 15k.

I think trying to call it at all is a fools errand.

Been watching a lot of financial press, and there are so many negative indicators that they are using the "D" word. All bets are off.

[daslicer]

I think trying to call it at all is a fools errand.

Been watching a lot of financial press, and there are so many negative indicators that they are using the "D" word. All bets are off.

You are right you can't really predict when it bottoms out.

[hater]

dow futures -900 and shut down

maybe its time to quarantine Trump :lmao

[DMX7]

dow futures -900 and shut down

maybe its time to quarantine Trump :lmao

Is he going to give up all the Obama gains too?

[DMX7]

I think trying to call it at all is a fools errand.

Been watching a lot of financial press, and there are so many negative indicators that they are using the "D" word. All bets are off.

People don’t realize that we narrowly escaped a depression in 2008 because of some risky decisions by the fed and others that worked out. There’s no guarantee we escape one again but I get the feeling if we get too close to that Trump will just throw in the towel and say we have to all get back to work.

[Thread]

People don’t realize that we narrowly escaped a depression in 2008 because of some risky decisions by the fed and others that worked out. There’s no guarantee we escape one again but I get the feeling if we get too close to that Trump will just throw in the towel and say we have to all get back to work.

...& he'll use the beaches in Florida & Central Park in NYC as cover.

[hater]

Is he going to give up all the Obama gains too?

:lmao

[DMX7]

:lmao


There’s no guarantee we escape one again but I get the feeling if we get too close to that Trump will just throw in the towel and say we have to all get back to work.

Oh I totally called this... Trump getting ready to waive the white flag against the virus. Full on surrender. :yield

1241935285916782593

[Winehole23]

Oh I totally called this... Trump getting ready to waive the white flag against the virus. Full on surrender. :yield

1241935285916782593Comports with the policy of undertesting. Mass death was always the subtext: citizens sacrificed for the good of the economy..

I hope.it turns out otherwise.

[Winehole23]

DMX7 it's scant cause for hope, but Mnuchin did say today that the lockdown could last another 12 weeks.

[DMX7]

DMX7 it's scant cause for hope, but Mnuchin did say today that the lockdown could last another 12 weeks.

He and Trump are not always on the same page. If the stock market goes much lower Trump may not even hold out until the end of the totally arbitrary “15 DAY PERIOD”.

[midnightpulp]

DMX7 it's scant cause for hope, but Mnuchin did say today that the lockdown could last another 12 weeks.

We need to test, test, test, test, and test again. The real mortality rate will be crucial in dictating what we do. If it's around .5 percent, as some theorized, that'll be great. There's been flu seasons that bad before. Then we need to see if the warm weather/less population theory holds. If it does, Texas and Florida and then California (we should warm up pretty good in a month) need to start resuming business as usual, gradually. Retired seniors should be issued a soft shelter in place order until Summer. Unfortunately, I don't think New York is on the same favorable trajectory as the other huge populated states, but if we can get TX, CA, Florida, and much of the country going, we can help NY in their long fight.

[Winehole23]

A .5% mortality rate isn't great, except compared to where we are now.

That's lethality 5x worse than the flu pandemics of 1957 and 1968, in which ~ 100,000 people (each) died.

[CosmicCowboy]

A .5% mortality rate isn't great, except compared to where we are now.

That's lethality 5x worse than the flu pandemics of 1957 and 1968, in which ~ 100,000 people (each) died.

I think we can all agree that the situation isn't great. Unfortunately it's where we are at.

[picnroll]

I’m note an economist by any means. Any ideas on how the massive debt that is about to be incurred will effect the US and world economies intermediate and longer term.

[hater]

I’m note an economist by any means. Any ideas on how the massive debt that is about to be incurred will effect the US and world economies intermediate and longer term.

well just print more money. this crisis is exposing the scam that is the Fed/Stock Market/Economy

its like we have cheat codes to the game and can just type them in when a level gets too difficult

Capitalism scam is getting utterly exposed

[Trainwreck2100]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/145hX7QVWqyili/source.gif

[hater]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/145hX7QVWqyili/source.gif

Fed promised to basically buy all small businesses

Dow opens and starts dropping like a rock :lmao


anything the Fed does at this point will make it worse

[hater]

17k is within. sight today

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol futures went from -900 to +200, opens at -300.

[daslicer]

I’m note an economist by any means. Any ideas on how the massive debt that is about to be incurred will effect the US and world economies intermediate and longer term.

You could get hyper inflation.

[hater]

and the stocks plunge

despite Fed promising to pump unlimited money in economy :wow

were done

[Winehole23]

You could get hyper inflation.That's what all the fiscal/monetary hawks said about stimulus and QE in 2009. They were wrong.

We've had eleven years of slow growth and low inflation ever since. We never dealt with the overhang of bad debt.

[DMX7]

and the stocks plunge

despite Fed promising to pump unlimited money in economy :wow

were done

The problem is the coronvairus and until that's solved you can print all the money you want and it's not going to solve the economic issues.

[hater]

https://twitter.com/santainc/status/1232059585394929664?s=21

https://twitter.com/santainc/status/1232332676972941312?s=21

:lmao :lol

dumb ass

:lmao these tweets are aging very well

:lmao

[hater]

Baghdad Bob style, this is straight up disinfo :

1232406824680402945

:lmao

[Splits]

1215299143066947584

[TheGreatYacht]

1215299143066947584

QAnon-tards say that Trump is tanking the economy to take down the cabal. All the ring pedophiles will be imprisoned. QAnon-tards are in for a huge disappointment.

[spurraider21]

QAnon-tards say that Trump is tanking the economy to take down the cabal. All the ring pedophiles will be imprisoned. QAnon-tards are in for a huge disappointment.
Yeah bro QAnon truthers are retarded

JewAnon tho

[boutons_deux]

Yeah bro QAnon truthers are retarded

JewAnon tho

you KKK guys intend to kill Jews with the virus

Coronavirus Crisis Elevates Antisemitic, Racist Tropes

https://www.adl.org/blog/coronavirus-crisis-elevates-antisemitic-racist-tropes (https://www.adl.org/blog/coronavirus-crisis-elevates-antisemitic-racist-tropes)

================

White supremacists are encouraging members to infect Jews with coronavirus: FBI

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/white-supremacists-are-encouraging-members-to-infect-jews-with-coronavirus-fbi/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story% 29 (https://www.rawstory.com/2020/03/white-supremacists-are-encouraging-members-to-infect-jews-with-coronavirus-fbi/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheRawStory+%28The+Raw+Story% 29)

[TheGreatYacht]

Yeah bro QAnon truthers are retarded

JewAnon tho

QAnon = Pro-Israel = Zionists

That should tell you everything. Without a doubt there is a Deepstate and pedophile rings but Trump ain't fixing all that :lol

QAnon: "Trust the plan. Let everything unfold."

[Winehole23]

JEW-ANON

[spurraider21]

QAnon = Pro-Israel = Zionists

That should tell you everything. Without a doubt there is a Deepstate and pedophile rings but Trump ain't fixing all that :lol

QAnon: "Trust the plan. Let everything unfold."
Jew-Anon = paranoid schizophrenics that think everything that happens is THE JEWS

[TheGreatYacht]

Jew-Anon = paranoid schizophrenics that think everything that happens is THE JEWS

The Zionists Jews are parasites. They create enemies. They turn brother against brother. They live off of the fear of the masses. They control Hollywood, The Feds, Money, media, etc. That's the part you don't get.

[spurraider21]

The Zionists Jews are parasites. They create enemies. They turn brother against brother. They live off of the fear of the masses. They control Hollywood, The Feds, Money, media, etc. That's the part you don't get.


paranoid schizophrenic

[Splits]

LARGEST GAIN IN HISTORY

[rmt]

LARGEST GAIN IN HISTORY

Gotta long way to go - but I'm glad I kept buying.

[Thread]

LARGEST GAIN IN HISTORY

There is no mooring, Splits.

[hater]

LARGEST GAIN IN HISTORY

THE SKY IS THE LIMIT

[hater]

calling it Dow is gonna drop below 20k in 1-6 days from now (Tuesday March 24)


CALLING IT NOW

[TeyshaBlue]

Im gonna grill pork chops for dinner.

CALLING IT NOW!

[baseline bum]

Im gonna grill pork chops for dinner.

CALLING IT NOW!

Shit I'm coming over

[hater]

Im gonna grill pork chops for dinner.

CALLING IT NOW!

ma niga

u called it :tu

[hater]

Shit I'm coming over

u still alive?

great news ma niga

but remember social distance

[Trainwreck2100]

Shit I'm coming over

didn't you just have a fever? Stay inside dick

[baseline bum]

didn't you just have a fever? Stay inside dick

Bend over. I'll show you inside dick.

[hater]

Bend over. I'll show you inside dick.

bendover Ill show u social distance

[baseline bum]

u still alive?

great news ma niga

but remember social distance

Feeling good today, temp back to normal. Will still quarantine another two weeks though. Thank god I hoarded food. :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Bend over. I'll show you inside dick.

On second thought go hang out with tgy

[Trainwreck2100]

Feeling good today, temp back to normal. Will still quarantine another two weeks though. Thank god I hoarded food. :lol

You ain't or the woods yet, make sure your able to breathe properly these next few days. Gotta make sure Your immune system didn't fuck your lungs

[spurraider21]

On second thought go hang out with tgy
:lol

[Winehole23]

You ain't or the woods yet, make sure your able to breathe properly these next few days. Gotta make sure Your immune system didn't fuck your LindsPulse oximeters are inexpensive, if you can get one.

[ElNono]

On second thought go hang out with tgy

lmao

[hater]

hoping stock scam goes up to close to 28k this week so I can make up my 401k losses

then I will pull out all my $ because its going back down on jobs report :lol

pls rally nigas rally like never before

[pgardn]

There is no mooring, Splits.

[RandomGuy]

Feeling good today, temp back to normal. Will still quarantine another two weeks though. Thank god I hoarded food. :lol

Datapoint:

Watched an interesting thing on Maddow, about fever. Had a company that has offers networked digital thermometers. Company has regular data on fevers, and parsed out their data on the flu.

Since Co-19 is an "extra" event, you can reasonably say that many of the fevers beyond the normal flu season are Co-19. Their data shows a massive spike in Florida (think the aborted spring break super-spreading event last week).

It will be interesting to see if that pans out. (edit 1,467 cases as of yesterday for state per news article in click orlando)

Also, you should probably get tested, if not already.

[picnroll]

hoping stock scam goes up to close to 28k this week so I can make up my 401k losses

then I will pull out all my $ because its going back down on jobs report :lol

pls rally nigas rally like never before
I was 99% cash and started leaking back into the market a couple of days ago. Think bad unemployment numbers are somewhat baked in. Massive hotspots like NY going to be horrible but I think they’ll stabilize in a brutal month.

[hater]

I was 99% cash and started leaking back into the market a couple of days ago. Think bad unemployment numbers are somewhat baked in. Massive hotspots like NY going to be horrible but I think they’ll stabilize in a brutal month.

disagree

theres still too much uncertainty and the reality that 30% of our jobs are gone poof still has not set on ppl

most folks still think we will get a wonder cure and verything will be back to normal by August :lmao :lmao

imbeciles will realize the reality that nothing will be the same and the market will tank again

hoping the mirage lasts long enough to get yo 28k tbqh

[pgardn]

Feeling good today, temp back to normal. Will still quarantine another two weeks though. Thank god I hoarded food. :lol

Good for you!
Please stay well.

[Splits]

disagree

theres still too much uncertainty and the reality that 30% of our jobs are gone poof still has not set on ppl

most folks still think we will get a wonder cure and verything will be back to normal by August :lmao :lmao

imbeciles will realize the reality that nothing will be the same and the market will tank again

hoping the mirage lasts long enough to get yo 28k tbqh

28k? you're in a fantasy land. It will be a miracle if it hits 23k in the next 2 months

[boutons_deux]

28k? you're in a fantasy land. It will be a miracle if it hits 23k in the next 2 months

23K is still badly overvalued, totally and always detached from the Real Economy

[hater]

28k? you're in a fantasy land. It will be a miracle if it hits 23k in the next 2 months

next 2 months? :lmao in less than a month it will tank. I need gains now :lol

[Thread]

Good for you!
Please stay well.

Amen to that, bum!

[picnroll]

Feeling good today, temp back to normal. Will still quarantine another two weeks though. Thank god I hoarded food. :lol

Great news baseline. :bobo

Any chance you’d sell me a couple quarts of your plasma? :eyebrows

[rmt]

28k? you're in a fantasy land. It will be a miracle if it hits 23k in the next 2 months

I don't think 28k is possible - however, (imo) 23k in the next 2 months is very probable. High today was 22019, and Congress hasn't started on their next phase/bill (stimulus). By 2 months, we'll probably be through the worst (peak) of coronavirus and the stock market is always forward thinking/expectations.

[hater]

I need 28k before jobs report or before nigas start dropping like flies!

I cant wait that long

[Splits]

I need 28k before jobs report or before nigas start dropping like flies!

I cant wait that long

22k is the ceiling. I'm running the math models over and over, Tensorflow is telling me you need to get rid of shit at 22k, cause we're going to be at 16k very soon, next Friday once NYC horror images start dropping

[DMC]

:lol people who got in at 28K

[hater]

22k is the ceiling. I'm running the math models over and over, Tensorflow is telling me you need to get rid of shit at 22k, cause we're going to be at 16k very soon, next Friday once NYC horror images start dropping

yeah I know. Maybe 2 2k gain days more I was hoping for :lol

[hater]

:lol people who got in at 28K

does not know what a 401k is :lol

[Splits]

yeah I know. Maybe 2 2k gain days more I was hoping for :lol

no fuckin way. we're at the ceiling right now. sell. sell. sell.

[rmt]

Gosh, you guys are so pessimistic. Don't sell now unless you desperately need the money (in which case, you shouldn't have had the money in stocks).

[ChumpDumper]

Gosh, you guys are so pessimistic. Don't sell now unless you desperately need the money (in which case, you shouldn't have had the money in stocks).You think we've already hit the bottom?

[DMX7]

You think we've already hit the bottom?

If you’ve held on to stock through this downfall it probably doesn’t make sense to even sell even near the bottom regardless of if we’ve already seen the actual bottom or not, generally speaking of course.

[DMX7]

next 2 months? :lmao in less than a month it will tank. I need gains now :lol

Try next two years if things don’t turn for the better fast.

[hater]

If you’ve held on to stock through this downfall it probably doesn’t make sense to even sell even near the bottom regardless of if we’ve already seen the actual bottom or not, generally speaking of course.

yup

thats why 401ks are a scam

seldom anyone can sell on time and by the time they can its too late

now me and most 401k holders are fucked

[Splits]

1243153281280598018

Oh boy...

[Splits]

That's nearly 1/2 the jobs added since Jan 2017... gone in a single week

[RandomGuy]

That's nearly 1/2 the jobs added since Jan 2017... gone in a single week

It would be an interesting project to add up all the job losses under Republican presidents in the last 120 years, and compare that to job gains under Democrats.

great depression, 1989 market crash... 2001 recession, 2008 market implosion, and now this.

Lots of bad luck and some shitty policies.

[hater]

That's nearly 1/2 the jobs added since Jan 2017... gone in a single week

yup

market going up early

come on make it to 25k at least this week

so I can remove all my 401k....

come on

[Thread]

yup

thats why 401ks are a scam

seldom anyone can sell on time and by the time they can its too late

now me and most 401k holders are fucked

- "We want FDIC for our money, Jerry. I don't see any of that here."

- "Wade Gustafson" - "Fargo"

[boutons_deux]

It would be an interesting project to add up all the job losses under Republican presidents in the last 120 years, and compare that to job gains under Democrats.

great depression, 1989 market crash... 2001 recession, 2008 market implosion, and now this.

Lots of bad luck and some shitty policies.

"studies show" national debt and violence higher under Repug administrations

[Thread]

yup

market going up early

come on make it to 25k at least this week

so I can remove all my 401k....

come on

That's why the old man talked Congress into passing it tomorrow, not today, so, he could sign it tomorrow & have a late goose leading to a 1/2 decent weekend where he can perhaps sleep a bit..."fuck me, I'll worry about Monday on Monday."

[Splits]

yup

market going up early

come on make it to 25k at least this week

so I can remove all my 401k....

come on

:lmao 25k. If it hits 23k GET OUT

[rmt]

yup

thats why 401ks are a scam

seldom anyone can sell on time and by the time they can its too late

now me and most 401k holders are fucked

401ks are not scams - they are a good vehicle for retirement investment - especially with employer match (that's free money). I'm sure most 401ks have a more conservative option than stocks (money market or bonds) or a target fund based on retirement age. If one is near retirement, one should not have the majority of one's retirement money in stocks (just a part for continued growth in the future).

[hater]

401ks are not scams - they are a good vehicle for retirement investment - especially with employer match (that's free money). I'm sure most 401ks have a more conservative option than stocks (money market or bonds) or a target fund based on retirement age. If one is near retirement, one should not have the majority of one's retirement money in stocks (just a part for continued growth in the future).

its a scam and corona is exposing it

I do the conservative option (30% stock i think) and still got fucked

[rmt]

You think we've already hit the bottom?

No one knows where the bottom is. 18k+ was pretty low. My philosophy is to buy a little on the way down (and double up when I think it's near the bottom like when SPXL and FAS were in the teens) - it's scary and I have to force myself to keep buying when it seems like the bottom is nowhere in sight. I'm almost out of cash but SPXL and FAS would have to drop to $15+ and $12+ (I don't see that happening) to buy more. I'll hold until the market recovers (it probably won't get back to where it was anytime soon) and sell everything/park in cash and wait for next dip. I think this is a once in a decade buying opportunity.

[rmt]

its a scam and corona is exposing it

I do the conservative option (30% stock i think) and still got fucked

It makes no sense to sell now. Hold as long as possible and take your RMD (at age 72 instead of 70 1/2 now)

[hater]

72??? :lmao Ill probably be a corpse resembling Joe Biden by then

fuck no :lol

[rmt]

If you all thought Medicare was in trouble before this coronavirus, that 2026 (when benefits were predicted to be cut) will fast forward a lot after this virus works through our senior population.

[pgardn]

yup

thats why 401ks are a scam

seldom anyone can sell on time and by the time they can its too late

now me and most 401k holders are fucked

In your case it would probably help your cause.
Sell on time... This is a huge problem with all stocks, proper timing, at least on paper.
This pretending you can sell high at the highest and buy at the lowest is ludicrous.
And a proper 401k should probably have you getting out of stocks and into bonds as you age and assume it has dollar cost averaged.
All these wanna be fund managers...

[pgardn]

If you all thought Medicare was in trouble before this coronavirus, that 2026 (when benefits were predicted to be cut) will fast forward a lot after this virus works through our senior population.

Health care was gonna be fixed by orange guy, one of his biggest promises.
They had the biggest bestest plan that ever existed. Except they didn’t.
It never even existed, there was nothing.

[picnroll]

Hospitals are going to be in a world of hurt after this. Elective cases, which account for about half their revenue, are all being canceled and what’s left is intensive care which cost much more than what’s reimbursed. As it is only 25% of hospitals are for profit. The bail out won’t come close to making up the difference.

[Winehole23]

Hospitals are going to be in a world of hurt after this. Elective cases, which account for about half their revenue, are all being canceled and what’s left is intensive care which cost much more than what’s reimbursed. As it is only 25% of hospitals are for profit. The bail out won’t come close to making up the difference.
It won't be the last, but, looks like the US Congress is about to go home for a month.

[Winehole23]

The comparison with the epochal financial panic of 2008-9 is stark.

This week's UI numbers (for the week ending 3/14) are 6-7x larger than the worst week of the Great Recesssion.

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[ElNono]

If you all thought Medicare was in trouble before this coronavirus, that 2026 (when benefits were predicted to be cut) will fast forward a lot after this virus works through our senior population.

why? the #BoomerRemover should actually ease off the benefits that need to be paid for care. Once you dieded, you're off the system.

[Thread]

Hospitals are going to be in a world of hurt after this. Elective cases, which account for about half their revenue, are all being canceled and what’s left is intensive care which cost much more than what’s reimbursed. As it is only 25% of hospitals are for profit. The bail out won’t come close to making up the difference.

No, and no one is going to pay for their shit during & after this...just like the old days. "It's Corona I ain't paying."

"I ain't paying because of Corona."

"I ain't paying."

"Me no speak a English. I no pay."

"No."

"No. Sue me."

[ElNono]

No, and no one is going to pay for their shit during & after this...just like the old days. "It's Corona I ain't paying."

"I ain't paying because of Corona."

"I ain't paying."

"Me no speak a English. I no pay."

"No."

"No. Sue me."

We're all paying in the end after the inevitable bailout.

[DMC]

22k is the ceiling. I'm running the math models over and over, Tensorflow is telling me you need to get rid of shit at 22k, cause we're going to be at 16k very soon, next Friday once NYC horror images start dropping

:lol

Maybe there's an attic?

[DMC]

:lmao 25k. If it hits 23k GET OUT

You said the same thing about 22.

[Splits]

You said the same thing about 22.

Yep. Hater is looking for a way to get out in the next few days. I'd bail now, Dow closed at 22.5.

[hater]

tomorrow is friday which is bad because I dont think it will reach 24k and then by monday reality will kick in and market will collapse

I guess Im staying put

[Trainwreck2100]

tomorrow is friday which is bad because I dont think it will reach 24k and then by monday reality will kick in and market will collapse

I guess Im staying put

maybe not too bad over the weekend, isn't the CDC's reporting usually shit on the weekends?

[Splits]

tomorrow is friday which is bad because I dont think it will reach 24k and then by monday reality will kick in and market will collapse

I guess Im staying put

Risky. We're still in calm before the storm, things will be extremely volatile until NYC/NJ peaks and all hell breaks loose. Difference between 22.5 and 24 ain't much.

[rmt]

why? the #BoomerRemover should actually ease off the benefits that need to be paid for care. Once you dieded, you're off the system.

I guess dying and getting out of the system is one way of looking at it.

[hater]

Risky. We're still in calm before the storm, things will be extremely volatile until NYC/NJ peaks and all hell breaks loose. Difference between 22.5 and 24 ain't much.

sure but it will come back up eventually in 2-3 years :lol

hopefully unless WWXII breaks out

[Winehole23]

maybe not too bad over the weekend, isn't the CDC's reporting usually shit on the weekends?CDC has not been updating its website on the weekends.

[Thread]

We're all paying in the end after the inevitable bailout.


That's then.

[Thread]

Risky. We're still in calm before the storm, things will be extremely volatile until NYC/NJ peaks and all hell breaks loose. Difference between 22.5 and 24 ain't much.


You're going to break 300 today, fart face, perhaps breach 400+.

[Splits]

You're going to break 300 today, fart face, perhaps breach 400+.

Don't mess with my math models. I'm adding NLP to the AI/ML stack in order to get a better read out on the Dow. But it's a complicated addition, so may take a few more days worth of training data corpus before it becomes reliable.

[Splits]

sure but it will come back up eventually in 2-3 years :lol

hopefully unless WWXII breaks out

You can still get out near 22 if you pull the trigger NOW. Waiting until Monday is playing Wuhan-roulette. This weekend is going to see an explosion of new cases and deaths.

[DMC]

I think this weekend is going to be apocalyptic, I think it's going to be a extinction level event , I believe it's going to be like Armageddon and the pain and suffering and death and Carnage is going to be astronomical proportions and they will be panic and fear in the streets I believe babies won't even be safe.

[Thread]

I think this weekend is going to be apocalyptic, I think it's going to be a extinction level event , I believe it's going to be like Armageddon and the pain and suffering and death and Carnage is going to be astronomical proportions and they will be panic and fear in the streets I believe babies won't even be safe.

...just don't let Cuomo catch 'em playin' b-ball in the playgrounds.

[Spurs Homer]

5-6 mins to go for a rally...

or...


shit the bed again...

[Thread]

5-6 mins to go for a rally...

or...


shit the bed again...

...there is no floor. This-will-not-stop.

[baseline bum]

Do you mean deaths globally or domestically? If domestically, you really think there are going to be 100s of deaths per day at the peak of this?

Well shit we were at 268 American deaths yesterday and we are a long way from the peak.

[slick'81]

Well shit we were at 268 American deaths yesterday and we are a long way from the peak.

Any good news that doesnt involve bending over base?

[baseline bum]

Any good news that doesnt involve bending over base?

That only hundreds of American deaths per day will look like Disneyland if Dear Leader actually opens the country up for Easter?

[Thread]

Any good news that doesnt involve bending over base?

The playground in NYC remain open, thanks to Governor Cuomo.

[Chucho]

Well shit we were at 268 American deaths yesterday and we are a long way from the peak.

Yup. It's all bad and there's no sugar coating this shit. The depression that's coming after this is just going to be fucking rotten. Probably sends the country into 2nd-3rd world status. No hyperbole.

[baseline bum]

Yup. It's all bad and there's no sugar coating this shit. The depression that's coming after this is just going to be fucking rotten. Probably sends the country into 2nd-3rd world status. No hyperbole.

I'm fucking nervous about April 1st when everyone's rent comes due and there's 30% unemployment. When even rich large companies like Burger King say they won't be able to pay their rent I can't imagine what April 1st is going to be like for small business. Half makes me want to nuke China.

[leemajors]

I think this weekend is going to be apocalyptic, I think it's going to be a extinction level event , I believe it's going to be like Armageddon and the pain and suffering and death and Carnage is going to be astronomical proportions and they will be panic and fear in the streets I believe babies won't even be safe.

but are you calling it?

[Chucho]

I'm fucking nervous about April 1st when everyone's rent comes due and there's 30% unemployment. When even rich large companies like Burger King say they won't be able to pay their rent I can't imagine what April 1st is going to be like for small business. Half makes me want to nuke China.

Exactly. Tents are going to be the new toilet paper this coming fall. Banks are going to feast.

[baseline bum]

Exactly. Tents are going to be the new toilet paper this coming fall. Banks are going to feast.

God this is going to be so ugly.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHoOgjs7cIY

[clambake]

You're going to break 300 today, fart face, perhaps breach 400+.

good call dale