Speaker of the House Vote Thread

[Millennial_Messiah]

Not to mention that those moderates are a huge part of why you have this very slim House majority in the first place. You're never winning districts in NY with Jordan-types.

But we talked about this. The GOP is fractured and leaderless. This is why deranged ideas like making Trump the House speaker start to make sense, they have no idea how to govern unless mini dictator tells them what to do.
Racist VRA Section 2 (only applies to the South, giving the Dems an unfair advantage with maps) and GOP state legislatures drawing spinelessly bad maps in states like Kansas/Nebraska/Missouri is the real problem... if the Nebraska GOP for instance had a spine then all three separate electoral college votes and districts would be at least R+20 and someone like Bacon would either have to cave to the MAGA base or else get primaried out.

[Millennial_Messiah]

More Dems flipping to McHenry would sure be interesting

McHenry is to the right of McCarthy; he demoted Pelosi from her VIP office in the capitol building day 1 of his interim speakership a couple weeks back.

[ElNono]

Racist VRA Section 2 (only applies to the South, giving the Dems an unfair advantage with maps) and GOP state legislatures drawing spinelessly bad maps in states like Kansas/Nebraska/Missouri is the real problem... if the Nebraska GOP for instance had a spine then all three separate electoral college votes and districts would be at least R+20 and someone like Bacon would either have to cave to the MAGA base or else get primaried out.

What you're readily admitting is that conservative ideas du jour are so terrible that if you don't furiously gerrymander, you have no chance. This is exactly what I mean when I say democracy isn't working for Republicans anymore.

[benefactor]

Does Dale just spend all day hitting control + R nonstop in the political forum on ST or what? :lol sad existence
I think his wife is either sick and his reading room times are him taking care of her or she gets sick of him spending all day on the computer and takes it away from time to time so he'll come play canasta with her and friends.

He's just a lonely old Boomer with no one to talk to but us. Chris' existence is much sadder.

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I think his wife is either sick and his reading room times are him taking care of her or she gets sick of him spending all day on the computer and takes it away from time to time so he'll come play canasta with her and friends.

He's just a lonely old Boomer with no one to talk to but us. Chris' existence is much sadder.

Look at bene, not talking to me, but, about me.

lmcontrollinao!!!

Mornin', bene.

[Will Hunting]

What’s funny is McHenry is definitely less conservative than McCarthy. If he somehow ends up as speaker then the whole Gaetz charade accomplished nothing.

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What you're readily admitting is that conservative ideas du jour are so terrible that if you don't furiously gerrymander, you have no chance. This is exactly what I mean when I say democracy isn't working for Republicans anymore.

You taught all that gerrymandering materiel, El. We just never used it till Trump made President.

Now, NOW, now you want us not to do it, you want it all to yourself.

Get bent, fart-face.

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What’s funny is McHenry is definitely less conservative than McCarthy. If he somehow ends up as speaker then the whole Gaetz charade accomplished nothing.

Exactly, unless we get J in there it's total loss.

[daboom1]

Look at bene, not talking to me, but, about me.

lmcontrollinao!!!

Mornin', bene.

:rollin

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:rollin

He lasted all of 2 days after swearing on the Good Book he'd never speak of me, or speak to me again as long as he lived.

Big shot.

[daboom1]

He lasted all of 2 days after swearing on the Good Book he'd never speak of me, or speak to me again as long as he lived.

Big shot.

Alcohol is a hell of a drug, poor fella.

[benefactor]

Alcohol is a hell of a drug, poor fella.
Imagine being you.

[pgardn]

What you're readily admitting is that conservative ideas du jour are so terrible that if you don't furiously gerrymander, you have no chance. This is exactly what I mean when I say democracy isn't working for Republicans anymore.

This is really an elegant statement, succinct and crystal clear:
Democracy is not working for Republicans anymore.

They got Trump in democratically, the only way someone like Trump could ever find a position so powerful is through democracy. But the red team lost 2020 democratically, and had been using extreme measures (many of which are absolutely illegal) while Trump was in office so the direct conclusion is democracy does not work. The rule of law and voting just dont allow us to change this country quickly and profoundly enough. The Supreme Court is helping a great deal, but even then, there are some members who actually take the law into account... Members who actually think about democratic consequences and careful weigh very important themes.

[Cry Havoc]

No vote on the house today. Jordan already folding his cards like the weak putz he is. GOP is in shambles... this is two speakers they've failed to elect WITH a house majority.


More Dems flipping to McHenry would sure be interesting

McHenry is to the right of McCarthy; he demoted Pelosi from her VIP office in the capitol building day 1 of his interim speakership a couple weeks back.

Bullshit. McHenry didn't back the Big Lie. He might be a conservative but he's no Trump loyalist, and him elevating to the SotH would be a huge blow for Trump & Co.

[pgardn]

What’s funny is McHenry is definitely less conservative than McCarthy. If he somehow ends up as speaker then the whole Gaetz charade accomplished nothing.

I believe it did accomplish something.
It showed a party being held hostage by a few nuts is not viable in a part of a democratic government with so many members.

Possible conclusion for the nuts:
So just let Trump rule everything.
I believe the social invalids of this forum would agree. Thread, goboom, Hemispheric confusion...

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Alcohol is a hell of a drug, poor fella.

Yep, he's obviously in the sauce, the stubborn SOB. I tried to talk sense to him, but he told me to bugger off and slammed the door in my face.

[daboom1]

Yep, he's obviously in the sauce, the stubborn SOB. I tried to talk sense to him, but he told me to bugger off and slammed the door in my face.

c'est la vie

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I believe it did accomplish something.
It showed a party being held hostage by a few nuts is not viable in a part of a democratic government with so many members.

Possible conclusion for the nuts:
So just let Trump rule everything.
I believe the social invalids of this forum would agree. Thread, goboom, Hemispheric confusion...

You're asking me for an opinion, peeg? In the broad daylight with the guys watching and seeing us? The paradigm has shifted it's axis.

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No vote on the house today. Jordan already folding his cards like the weak putz he is. GOP is in shambles... this is two speakers they've failed to elect WITH a house majority.



Bullshit. McHenry didn't back the Big Lie. He might be a conservative but he's no Trump loyalist, and him elevating to the SotH would be a huge blow for Trump & Co.

Precisely! Trying to put lipstick on a pig is time wasted. Just keep trying to jam J in there and in the mean time ascertain the next attack dog that can be instituted if need be.

Pride goeth before the fall. This is the same type mistake made by the old man before this last election///refusing to accept the mail in boxes and ordering us to them in droves. It was cataclysmic.

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This is really an elegant statement, succinct and crystal clear:
Democracy is not working for Republicans anymore.

They got Trump in democratically, the only way someone like Trump could ever find a position so powerful is through democracy. But the red team lost 2020 democratically, and had been using extreme measures (many of which are absolutely illegal) while Trump was in office so the direct conclusion is democracy does not work. The rule of law and voting just dont allow us to change this country quickly and profoundly enough. The Supreme Court is helping a great deal, but even then, there are some members who actually take the law into account... Members who actually think about democratic consequences and careful weigh very important themes.

Though we did take the House and Governorship's last time out.

But your point has validity. You fucked Democracy six way to Sunday when Trump made President in the rapt belief that once out of office you could put the pieces back together again as they were during Hussein and before.

Dad, uh, uh. Never again.

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Imagine being you.

How bout you, bene, chasing a 70-year-old man around for many years because you're like in love with me, not queer wise, but some other wise. You're fascinated with my shit and can't get over it, so you hurt me. It's human, ya cutie pie. You're adorable.

[Ef-man]

I believe it did accomplish something.
It showed a party being held hostage by a few nuts is not viable in a part of a democratic government with so many members.

Possible conclusion for the nuts:
So just let Trump rule everything.
I believe the social invalids of this forum would agree. Thread, goboom, Hemispheric confusion...

Yam Tits must be upset the support he gave Gym Jordan failed miserably. :lol

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Yam Tits must be upset the support he gave Gym Jordan failed miserably. :lol

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. You want YT to quit, I know you, Effy. You will grow old, gray, and you will die before that ever happens, son.

[Ef-man]

Is this the House “red wave” of 2020?

[Cry Havoc]

Is this the House “red wave” of 2020?

Red Wave was supposed to be in 2022 also, as a backlash against Biden. The GOP was supposed to have 5+ Senators in the Senate and nearly a supermajority in the house according to themselves/their supporters.

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Is this the House “red wave” of 2020?

No, we're still back after Trump made President. We'll be stuck there, Effy, forever.

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Red Wave was supposed to be in 2022 also, as a backlash against Biden. The GOP was supposed to have 5+ Senators in the Senate and nearly a supermajority in the house according to themselves/their supporters.

Horseshit, that was according to CNN so it would get the D's off their asses and into the drop boxes.

We took the House, by God and the Governorship's as well, Cry.

[Will Hunting]

Horseshit, that was according to CNN so it would get the D's off their asses and into the drop boxes.

We took the House, by God and the Governorship's as well, Cry.
The Dems picked up a net of 2 governorships in 2022 you’re just making stuff up :lol

[ChumpDumper]

:lol low information, self-deluded Trumptards on full display here

[Will Hunting]

The Dems also flipped control of the MN state senate, MI state house, MI state senate and PA state house without losing control of any state leg chamber they had going into 2022, while they prevented a supermajority in Wisconsin and NC (the NC GOP subsequently obtained a supermajority by getting a Dem to flip but that’s irrelevant to the topic at hand.

2022 was like the first time in modern US politics where the incumbent party net flipped state leg chambers in a midterm

r:loldwave

[Winehole23]

Round 3

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[Trainwreck2100]

Lol dude has no shame he'll lose 1000 votes and not give a fuck

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:lol low information, self-deluded Trumptards on full display here

Making double sure that you bastards will never forget.

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Lol dude has no shame he'll lose 1000 votes and not give a fuck

That chick in what Rocky 6?

"Fighters fight."

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Round 3

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"What is keeping him up, Bill?"
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"I don't know."

[spurraider21]

ChumpDumper (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=153) is this the same Rolf Lindgren conspiracy nut who used to post here under “Galileo” :lmao

I genuinely can’t remember but I think it is

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i think thats him. i remember him posting a video of himself iirc and that face looks very familiar

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The Dems also flipped control of the MN state senate, MI state house, MI state senate and PA state house without losing control of any state leg chamber they had going into 2022, while they prevented a supermajority in Wisconsin and NC (the NC GOP subsequently obtained a supermajority by getting a Dem to flip but that’s irrelevant to the topic at hand.

2022 was like the first time in modern US politics where the incumbent party net flipped state leg chambers in a midterm

r:loldwave

But we took the House and the Governorship's.

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The Dems picked up a net of 2 governorships in 2022 you’re just making stuff up :lol

Whatever, but R's have more Governor's than the D's, that's my point. Don't be purposely obtuse.

[spurraider21]

:lol Bob Good is already pouring cold water on the idea of temporarily elevating McHenry.
thats my rep!

[Will Hunting]

I’m really glad this dysfunction is happening at just the right time to fuck the gop in Virginia state leg elections and in the PA Supreme Court elections. I think the Dems would definitely be headed for defeat in VA without this.

[Ef-man]

Red Wave was supposed to be in 2022 also, as a backlash against Biden. The GOP was supposed to have 5+ Senators in the Senate and nearly a supermajority in the house according to themselves/their supporters.

It is hard to keep up with the MAGAs as their messaging is so confusing.

Back in 2020, Yam Tits was calling for a red wave. “Polls numbers are looking very strong. Big crowds, great enthusiasm. Massive RED WAVE coming!!!”

https://www.business-standard.com/presidential-elections-2020-donald-trump-predicts-a-red-wave (https://www.business-standard.com/article/us-elections/us-presidential-elections-2020-donald-trump-predicts-a-red-wave-for-him-120101601204_1.html)

Then there was the red tsunami in 2022 which also petered out.

https://www.wsj.com/podcasts/the-journal/why-the-red-wave-didnt-happen (https://www.wsj.com/podcasts/the-journal/why-the-red-wave-didnt-happen/f13a3cf2-5cbc-4105-b1a2-43d3f64ded58)

Really, how can anyone believe their messaging, unless they are poorly educated.

C’est la vie

[spurraider21]

I’m really glad this dysfunction is happening at just the right time to fuck the gop in Virginia state leg elections and in the PA Supreme Court elections. I think the Dems would definitely be headed for defeat in VA without this.
already mailed my ballot :tu

[Will Hunting]

Whatever, but R's have more Governor's than the D's, that's my point. Don't be purposely obtuse.
The GOP started with more governorships before the 2022 elections than they had after. You’re moving the goalposts on what you mean but it doesn’t make any sense. The verb “took” implies they won something they didn’t already have. By your new definition they already had “the governorships” and there was nothing for them to take.

It is hilarious watching you proclaim the GOP losing AZ, MA and MD while only flipping Nevada a successful gubernatorial midterm tho :lol

[spurraider21]

The GOP started with more governorships before the 2022 elections than they had after. You’re moving the goalposts on what you mean but it doesn’t make any sense. The verb “take” implies they won something they didn’t already have. By your new definition they already had “the governorships” and there was nothing for them to take.

It is hilarious watching you proclaim the GOP losing AZ, MA and MD while only flipping Nevada a successful midterm tho :lol
its truly astonishing to see how inept the AZ GOP is. legitimately keep trotting out worst possible candidates and then wondering why they are losing.

blake masters/kari lake the obvious faceplant in 2022

martha mcsally's whole saga is truly hilarious. losing in 2018, ducey nevertheless appointing her after mccain dies, and then she loses that very seat in 2020 :lmao

now lake the frontrunner to win the primary for the senate race :lol... though that one is weird if sinema confirms she's going to run as an independent


georgia is still another herschel walker or two away from reaching AZ status of ineptitude though. kemp is a solid candidate there without being a magatard

[Ef-man]

Taken to the woodshed :lol

[Will Hunting]

its truly astonishing to see how inept the AZ GOP is. legitimately keep trotting out worst possible candidates and then wondering why they are losing.

blake masters/kari lake the obvious faceplant in 2022

martha mcsally's whole saga is truly hilarious. losing in 2018, ducey nevertheless appointing her after mccain dies, and then she loses that very seat in 2020 :lmao

now lake the frontrunner to win the primary for the senate race :lol... though that one is weird if sinema confirms she's going to run as an independent


georgia is still another herschel walker or two away from reaching AZ status of ineptitude though. kemp is a solid candidate there without being a magatard
When you realize that Dale is a pretty accurate representation of the median Arizona GOP primary voter, it starts to make sense how they trot out the craziest possible candidates every time :lol

[pgardn]

already mailed my ballot :tu

Yeah... well the paper was made up of bamboo from China so it does not count.

-Sidney "I Plead Guilty" Powell

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The GOP started with more governorships before the 2022 elections than they had after. You’re moving the goalposts on what you mean but it doesn’t make any sense. The verb “took” implies they won something they didn’t already have. By your new definition they already had “the governorships” and there was nothing for them to take.

It is hilarious watching you proclaim the GOP losing AZ, MA and MD while only flipping Nevada a successful gubernatorial midterm tho :lol

No, I'm not, it's just that you and your side can NEVER fuckin' lose, ever. It's your religion.

[clambake]

When you realize that Dale is a pretty accurate representation of the median Arizona GOP primary voter, it starts to make sense how they trot out the craziest possible candidates every time :lol

Lol

[daboom1]

https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1715092748766728649?t
https://twitter.com/gatewaypundit/status/1715087078050930797?t

[benefactor]

When you realize that Dale is a pretty accurate representation of the median Arizona GOP primary voter, it starts to make sense how they trot out the craziest possible candidates every time :lol
:lol

[ChumpDumper]

https://twitter.com/RepMattGaetz/status/1715092748766728649?t
https://twitter.com/gatewaypundit/status/1715087078050930797?t

So much pedo in one post....

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:lol

Afternoon, bene.

[Leetonidas]

It must be exhausting simping day in and day out for a party that keeps losing over and over again:lol

[Leetonidas]

Btw I thought Here Gaetz said Jordan would be speaker yesterday? Or was it the day before that? Lmao

[ChumpDumper]

Btw I thought Here Gaetz said Jordan would be speaker yesterday? Or was it the day before that? Lmao

The new plan is for the rest of the year, every day is Speaker Jordan Day!

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It must be exhausting simping day in and day out for a party that keeps losing over and over again:lol

We got Roe turned about, more or less. We got that Affirmative Action thingy turned by the SC. That one pissed ya's off no end.

We kicked Mac to the curb instead of just eating the shit pile after he turned us. For once we kept our word and tossed his double crossing ass out the door. We took the House and the Governorship's. Biden is on the ropes, he could keel any day that ends in (y), God willing.

+ Trump made President which started this entire upheaval.

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The new plan is for the rest of the year, every day is Speaker Jordan Day!

Jake with me.

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[daboom1]

Jake with me.

Whatever it takes :tu

[Will Hunting]

No, I'm not, it's just that you and your side can NEVER fuckin' lose, ever. It's your religion.
Another incoherent strawman.

We lost a majority of the governorships in 2010 and haven't won it back in the 12+ years since then. You're trying to argue the GOP "took" something in 2022 that it's had since 2010 when that ignores the definition of what it means to "take" something.

[Will Hunting]

We got Roe turned about, more or less.
Wow congrats something that has literally no positive impact on your life :lol

All overturning Roe does is make it harder for poor people to abort unwanted babies who are gonna vote Democrat in 18 years :lmao

[Will Hunting]

It’s truly poetic justice to see these republicans bitching and moaning about getting threats from the mouth breathing right wing animals 30 years of Fox News and AM radio created.

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Don Bacon getting threats especially makes me laugh. That sanctimonious fake moderate douche bag deserves every bit of it.

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Wow congrats something that has literally no positive impact on your life :lol

All overturning Roe does is make it harder for poor people to abort unwanted babies who are gonna vote Democrat in 18 years :lmao

It's not about me, no. That's the best part...seeing your side get told "no." That's my salvation, Will.

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It’s truly poetic justice to see these republicans bitching and moaning about getting threats from the mouth breathing right wing animals 30 years of Fox News and AM radio created.

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Don Bacon getting threats especially makes me laugh. That sanctimonious fake moderate douche bag deserves every bit of it.

Now they know how the SC felt when the Far Left came to their houses with weapons and plastic tie thingys.

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Another incoherent strawman.

We lost a majority of the governorships in 2010 and haven't won it back in the 12+ years since then. You're trying to argue the GOP "took" something in 2022 that it's had since 2010 when that ignores the definition of what it means to "take" something.

Like I said; you can never losePERIOD

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Whatever it takes :tu

Absolutely.

[Will Hunting]

Like I said; you can never losePERIOD
You’re just turning into a bot now because you can’t address what I actually said.

It’s impossible to lose something that you don’t have to begin with. Sorry that the GOP’s victories are so few and far between that you’re trying to proclaim the GOP re-won something in 2022 that it already won in 2010 :lol

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You’re just turning into a bot now because you can’t address what I actually said.

It’s impossible to lose something that you don’t have to begin with. Sorry that the GOP’s victories are so few and far between that you’re trying to proclaim the GOP re-won something in 2022 that it already won in 2010 :lol

I just gave ya a shit load, but you can never be wrong, nor lose.

[Joseph Kony]

It’s truly poetic justice to see these republicans bitching and moaning about getting threats from the mouth breathing right wing animals 30 years of Fox News and AM radio created.

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Don Bacon getting threats especially makes me laugh. That sanctimonious fake moderate douche bag deserves every bit of it.
https://i.ibb.co/KWt6s8d/43iv8l.jpg

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https://i.ibb.co/KWt6s8d/43iv8l.jpg

Outstanding. Now they know how President Trump felt when they threatened to blow up the White House when Mel and the kid was in there with President Trump.

About GD time!!!

[MultiTroll]

No one really thought swarmy Gym would keep his word, did they?

[Ef-man]

Another incoherent strawman.

We lost a majority of the governorships in 2010 and haven't won it back in the 12+ years since then. You're trying to argue the GOP "took" something in 2022 that it's had since 2010 when that ignores the definition of what it means to "take" something.

Damn Will, you slapped one of the Yam Tits' poorly educated all the way from the woodshed to the cuck shed.

Impressive! :tu

[Ef-man]

Some Jordan holdouts are refusing to meet with the speaker designee or to take his calls, sources told CNN :lmao

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Damn Will, you slapped one of the Yam Tits' poorly educated all the way from the woodshed to the cuck shed.

Impressive! :tu

Look at the little pisser; taggin' along with Will, but won't talk to me.

lmvictoriousao!!!

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Some Jordan holdouts are refusing to meet with the speaker designee or to take his calls, sources told CNN :lmao

Well, you can certainly believe CNN.

[Cry Havoc]

Horseshit, that was according to CNN so it would get the D's off their asses and into the drop boxes.

We took the House, by God and the Governorship's as well, Cry.

Personally I think it's poetic that in the middle of a major republican appointment where they're completely unable to read the room and make politically educated decisions, you're arguing about their past ability to make politically educated predictions, pretending like they were expecting to get trounced. How is that better, exactly? This isn't sports, expecting to get beat means you did an objectively shit job of campaigning.

Ya old salt, you. Red Wave was being broadcast cover to cover on Fox News before the elections. Even 538 was predicting it for a while. I know, I was watching political boards and laughing as conservative heads were (metaphorically) exploding. They weren't happy to take the house, they were relieved that the night wasn't a total washout.

[Joseph Kony]

:cry :cry everyone is mean to trump :cry :cry

snowflake

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snowflake

Your side threatened to blow up the White House with him, the wife and kid in there Day 1.
Your side (General Milley) threatened to shoot him to death on his last day.
You threatened to cut his head off.

Yeah, but you'll answer for it, by God & Sonny Jesus.

[benefactor]

You’re just turning into a bot now because you can’t address what I actually said.

Isn't that what he's always done? Even in old sports related arguments he'd fall back on that as his defense mechanism so he wasn't losing in his own mind. I remember when he was still Giuseppe and he wound up growing the balls to say something about Koris kids straight to her and she tossed him from the site:lol. He has no real arguments he's nothing but a ball of defense mechanisms.

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Personally I think it's poetic that in the middle of a major republican appointment where they're completely unable to read the room and make politically educated decisions, you're arguing about their past ability to make politically educated predictions, pretending like they were expecting to get trounced. How is that better, exactly? This isn't sports, expecting to get beat means you did an objectively shit job of campaigning.

Ya old salt, you. Red Wave was being broadcast cover to cover on Fox News before the elections. Even 538 was predicting it for a while. I know, I was watching political boards and laughing as conservative heads were (metaphorically) exploding. They weren't happy to take the house, they were relieved that the night wasn't a total washout.

...absolutely, but we did take the House. And if you'll be honest for the first time since your return to the fore the D's were more pissed off at that (lose the House) than we were at our failure to flush the joint.

You wanted that so fuckin' bad, and you did not get it.

[benefactor]

Actually I think he was Culburn when that happened.

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Isn't that what he's always done? Even in old sports related arguments he'd fall back on that as his defense mechanism so he wasn't losing in his own mind. I remember when he was still Giuseppe and he wound up growing the balls to say something about Koris kids straight to her and she tossed him from the site:lol. He has no real arguments he's nothing but a ball of defense mechanisms.

I never said anything about Kori's kids, ever. She kicked me out because your Spurs lost and she couldn't stand the gaffe.

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Actually I think he was Culburn when that happened.

Bingo. And her way of making it up to me was that everyone and their sister knew it was me as (Giuseppe), but she knew she'd done wrong, so I stayed until I changed it for phonetic reasons.

I forgave her, she closed the upstairs off to me and we went on to the end.

[Will Hunting]

:lmao:lmao

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[Cry Havoc]

:lmao:lmao

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GOP leaders continue their proud tradition of being less capable of reading a room than a standard Middle-school student.

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GOP leaders continue their proud tradition of being less capable of reading a room than a standard Middle-school student.

That's the difference twixt us, we have RINO's. You have nary DINO's. Count your blessings.

[Cry Havoc]

That's the difference twixt us, we have RINO's. You have nary DINO's. Count your blessings.

You tried that before and got soundly rebuffed, and if you tried to say that to any political wonk they would simply walk away from the lunacy.

But, assuming what you say is true, maybe you should, you know, try to overthrow the government less frequently. It's not a great way to sow party unity.

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You tried that before and got soundly rebuffed, and if you tried to say that to any political wonk they would simply walk away from the lunacy.

But, assuming what you say is true, maybe you should, you know, try to overthrow the government less frequently. It's not a great way to sow party unity.

Nonsense; just because you say so don't make it so, Cry.

You've nary room, you tried as well thru repeated assassination attempts just because Trump made President. You tore us up and apart in the sure belief that once he was dispatched you could go back to regular shit. Uh, uh. Nope. You split us up & apart and that's the way we're staying ever more.

See you in the street, tights.

[Splits]

holy shit people still respond to Dale here? lmao I thought that was as dead as Kirby killing his daughter by forcing his pilot to fly to a high school girls bball game in weather the LAPD refused to fly in

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[ElNono]

The Dems picked up a net of 2 governorships in 2022 you’re just making stuff up :lol

And if the Alabama and Louisiana cases stand the way the SCOTUS said they should stand, that's likely two more House flips.

[Will Hunting]

And if the Alabama and Louisiana cases stand the way the SCOTUS said they should stand, that's likely two more House flips.
The Alabama case is a done deal, but with today’s SCOTUS ruling I doubt we get a new Louisiana map before 2024 (and that’s if we get one at all).

[Will Hunting]

holy shit people still respond to Dale here? lmao I thought that was as dead as Kirby killing his daughter by forcing his pilot to fly to a high school girls bball game in weather the LAPD refused to fly in

https://bostonglobe-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/HTm4wSYBGrWNYaUpftX0aWsUWic=/1280x0/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com/public/EZ62AZ6WEBB2RGGEPDMX4LO4RE.jpg
:lmao

[Cry Havoc]

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/kevin-mccarthy-matt-gaetz-speaker-b2432731.html



McCarthy screams at Gaetz as fellow GOP rep ‘almost lunged at him’

Republicans in uproar at suggestion to empower temporary speaker until January to allow Jordan more time to convince recalcitrant members

Utter children.

[Splits]

Kirby: hey John, Alyssa and Gianna have a big time game today. Let's get in the chopper

John: Bro, the skies are glim and the LAPD choppers are grounded

Kirby: don't worry John, everything will be fine. I can't rape your daughter like I did Katelyn Faber in that 'Rado hotel room if you're with her

John: Right, thanks Kirbs. You're #12

Chopper pilot: You sure about this Kirbs?

Kirby: fly or die motherfucker

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2021/01/21/USAT/28fa08c8-3de2-4f40-9dbc-971d3ee1a959-AP_Helicopter_Crash_Kobe_Bryant_Killed.jpg?crop=47 58,2677,x0,y0

[Will Hunting]

Kirby: hey John, Alyssa and Gianna have a big time game today. Let's get in the chopper

John: Bro, the skies are glim and the LAPD choppers are grounded

Kirby: don't worry John, everything will be fine. I can't rape your daughter like I did Katelyn Faber in that 'Rado hotel room if you're with her

John: Right, thanks Kirbs. You're #12

Chopper pilot: You sure about this Kirbs?

Kirby: fly or die motherfucker

https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2021/01/21/USAT/28fa08c8-3de2-4f40-9dbc-971d3ee1a959-AP_Helicopter_Crash_Kobe_Bryant_Killed.jpg?crop=47 58,2677,x0,y0
Vanessa beaner Bryant: :cry congress pls pass muh helicopter safety bill in memory of muh husband :cry

Congress: “Fuck off slut no one gives a shit” :lol

[Thread]

holy shit people still respond to Dale here? lmao I thought that was as dead as Kirby killing his daughter by forcing his pilot to fly to a high school girls bball game in weather the LAPD refused to fly in

https://bostonglobe-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/HTm4wSYBGrWNYaUpftX0aWsUWic=/1280x0/arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com/public/EZ62AZ6WEBB2RGGEPDMX4LO4RE.jpg

You got nary room. That White woman from town caused you to leave south Florida without it. You're light 1, forever.

[Thread]

Vanessa beaner Bryant: :cry congress pls pass muh helicopter safety bill in memory of muh husband :cry

Congress: “Fuck off slut no one gives a shit” :lol

You're no better, you had that '10 one one moment and the next Artest nailed your ass up after Kobe passed it. tee, hee.

[Will Hunting]

You're no better, you had that '10 one one moment and the next Artest nailed your ass up after Kobe passed it. tee, hee.
17 rings, faggot

[Splits]

17 rings, faggot

LA - 12
CHI - 6
SF - 6
SA - 5

[Will Hunting]

LA - 12
Helicopter - 12
CHI - 6
SF - 6
SA - 5
FIFY

[benefactor]

LA - 12
CHI - 6
SF - 6
SA - 5


FIFY
Rofl

[DMX7]

They should switch parties or stfu imho. Reap what you sow etc etc

They're not going to become Democrats. :lol

Would be amazing to see them find a political sugar daddy who will bankroll their campaigns as third party candidates (perhaps a new moderate Conservative Party).

I can dream.

[daboom1]

Suns fan acting like Celtics fan is pretty pathetic.

[Will Hunting]

Suns fan acting like Celtics fan is pretty pathetic.
you’re in your 40s and you live with your parents :lmao:lmao

[Winehole23]

snowflake
They assassinated Trump.

[Winehole23]

The rumored weekend Jim Jordan vote-a-thon will ratchet up violent threats (http://https://x.com/juliegraceb/status/1715096432792014887?s=20)against his own caucus. By design.

1715096432792014887

[Thread]

The rumored weekend Jim Jordan vote-a-thon will ratchet up violent threats (http://https://x.com/juliegraceb/status/1715096432792014887?s=20)against his own caucus. By design.

1715096432792014887

Good. Violence good now.

[Thread]

They assassinated Trump.

They threatened to: cut his head off, blow him up, shoot him to death.

Yep.

[Thread]

Suns fan acting like Celtics fan is pretty pathetic.

What'd they do, da?

[Thread]

17 rings, faggot

We matched it, grudgingly by James, but it's matched nonetheless.

[Winehole23]

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[Thread]

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Sure, and it starts. He's a RINO. We're racked with 'em.

[Winehole23]

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[daboom1]

What'd they do, da?

Will Hunting is DoK, a Suns fan. He's 0 & Forever.

[daboom1]

Good. Violence good now.

Yup, whatever it takes. :tu

[ElNono]

1715121554692989022

rofl

[Thread]

Yup, whatever it takes. :tu

Amen.

[Winehole23]

lol Thread calling for a Night of the Long Knives

[Winehole23]

"Time to kill squishy Republicans"

[Winehole23]

...over Jim Jordan

:lmao

[Cry Havoc]

...over Jim Jordan

:lmao

That's how completely bereft of talent the GOP is. They're all in with a 3-8 off suit and trying to push a short stack in the pile like it's going to intimidate someone.

Imagine the brightest star in the future of your party resting with a guy who wears risers in his boots and eats pudding with his fingers in front of dignitaries, spending all his money on private jets instead of fundraising. :lmao

[Cry Havoc]

lol Thread calling for a Night of the Long Knives

https://www.cpr.org/2023/10/19/house-pro-tempore-jordan-third-vote/

[Thread]

lol Thread calling for a Night of the Long Knives

Oh, you better believe it, dad..."He's like a bull in a China closet, he really wants it."

-Rocky-

[Thread]

That's how completely bereft of talent the GOP is. They're all in with a 3-8 off suit and trying to push a short stack in the pile like it's going to intimidate someone.

Imagine the brightest star in the future of your party resting with a guy who wears risers in his boots and eats pudding with his fingers in front of dignitaries, spending all his money on private jets instead of fundraising. :lmao

& if he wasn't the man you wouldn't be in here, middle of the night.

tee, hee.

[Splits]

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[Thread]

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Mornin', Splits.

[Winehole23]

WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING YOURSELF?

1715363245123400085

[Winehole23]

If you'd just vote for our guy (https://x.com/ashtonpittman/status/1715366425328509296?s=20) the death threats would stop

[Winehole23]

McCarthy rises to nominate Jordan.

Van Orden is in Israel, so Jordan can only lose four votes today.

[Will Hunting]

WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING YOURSELF?

1715363245123400085
Truly big brained strategy here from Jordan

[Winehole23]

Bacon, Buchanan, Buck and Chavez-DeRemer just sunk Jim Jordan again.

Here's how they voted yesterday:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F844rMdXMAAvYCr?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[Thread]

Truly big brained strategy here from Jordan

Death threats good nowPERIOD

[Winehole23]

the Republican anti-Jordan bloc isn't breaking so far

[MultiTroll]

McCarthy rises to nominate Jordan.

Van Orden is in Israel, so Jordan can only lose four votes today.
Is this a switch for McCucky?

Did Gym buy him a new dildo?

Can you imagine how these alliances really take place vs the spin they put on for the media.

[Winehole23]

Jordan lost another R, Brian Fitzpatrick (PA) bailed like he said he would yesterday.

[Winehole23]

Is this a switch for McCucky?

Did Gym buy him a new dildo?

Can you imagine how these alliances really take place vs the spin they put on for the media.Just going through the motions, I believe. Gimenez and Chavez-DeRemer still voted for him.

[MultiTroll]

Just going through the motions, I believe. Gimenez and Chavez-DeRemer still voted for him.
Hold on!

Bacon voted for who?
McCucky voted for who?

[Winehole23]

McCarthy rises to nominate Jordan.

Van Orden is in Israel, so Jordan can only lose four votes today.my bad, missed the quorum call.

seven absences, 214 to win.

Jordan didn't come close.

[Winehole23]

Hold on!

Bacon voted for who?
McCucky voted for who?Bacon voted for McHenry, McCarthy voted for Jordan.

[Cry Havoc]

& if he wasn't the man you wouldn't be in here, middle of the night.

tee, hee.

Does someone wanna explain to thread about how time zones work? :lmao i know you haven't been up past 9pm for several decades, but that ain't exactly midnight, Cubby.

[Thread]

Does someone wanna explain to thread about how time zones work? :lmao i know you haven't been up past 9pm for several decades, but that ain't exactly midnight, Cubby.

Horseshit, you was in here middle of the night pissin', moanin' & babysitting it.

[Cry Havoc]

Jordan loses votes for a second straight day.

Trumpers crying in their cereal. Dumb Führer is so poor at leading he can't even unite a majority house to vote for his minion. :lol

[Cry Havoc]

Horseshit, you was in here middle of the night pissin', moanin' & babysitting it.

Sure, it was the middle of the night if you eat dinner at 4pm.

[Cry Havoc]

my bad, missed the quorum call.

seven absences, 214 to win.

Jordan didn't come close.

Jeffries got 210. Incredible.

[Winehole23]

25 (R)s voted for "not Jordan." A loss of three votes since yesterday.

[RandomGuy]

and there it is. the clown show continues.

[Winehole23]

Jeffries got 210. Incredible.I wonder if (R)s will get fed up enough with the vote-a-thon to start voting present.

[Thread]

Jordan loses votes for a second straight day.

Trumpers crying in their cereal. Dumb Führer is so poor at leading he can't even unite a majority house to vote for his minion. :lol

& you was in here, middle of the night, worrying about it. ha, ha.

[Thread]

Sure, it was the middle of the night if you eat dinner at 4pm.

The next time you're wrong will be the first time.

[Cry Havoc]

I wonder if (R)s will get fed up enough with the vote-a-thon to start voting present.

At this point, if I'm a Dem in a purple district, I'm licking my chops watching these clownshoes try to govern. Elect a bunch of Trumpster idiots and then -- shock of shocks -- they are incapable of governing.

[MultiTroll]

Bacon voted for McHenry, McCarthy voted for Jordan.
McCuckys 1st time voting for Gym?

[Ef-man]

Gym lost 25 votes this time out.

First vote
https://media.giphy.com/media/13Gy7Pan1UTBgA/giphy.gif

Second vote
https://media.giphy.com/media/13Gy7Pan1UTBgA/giphy.gif

Third vote
https://media.giphy.com/media/13Gy7Pan1UTBgA/giphy.gif

:lol

[koriwhat]

At this point, if I'm a Dem in a purple district, I'm licking my chops watching these clownshoes try to govern. Elect a bunch of Trumpster idiots and then -- shock of shocks -- they are incapable of governing.

What are you even talking about? Hyperbole much?

Let's see how dems govern.. oh they don't, they let criminals run amuck, border is wide open, inflation is out the roof, and all our tax dollars are spent on protecting borders for other countries and propping up their ssi's. Sure seems like shitty governing to me.

SOTH isn't the end all just like fears of shutting down the government.

[Millennial_Messiah]

At this point, if I'm a Dem in a purple district, I'm licking my chops watching these clownshoes try to govern. Elect a bunch of Trumpster idiots and then -- shock of shocks -- they are incapable of governing.

It's not the Trumpsters that are incapable of governing. It's the loser holdout defectors in purple districts scaredy-cat to make a stand and actually vote like conservatives rather than being terrorized about muh elooctability. Look at someone like Jared Golden, Marcy Kaptur, and Mary Peltola. Democrats in deep-red districts who vote in lockstep with Pelosi/Jeffries and the rest of the Dem establishment and are team players despite the fact they'll be on the same ticket as Trump next year and knowing Trump will win their district next year.

Dump all the loser anti-MAGA RINOs at this point. Including those like Bacon, Chavez-DeRemer, and potentially even the Zeldinite 2022ers.

Fuck bipartisanship.

[Cry Havoc]

:cry :cry :cry

[Millennial_Messiah]

I'm a faggot who likes 8 inch cocks deep up my ass

Agreed, you are :tu just like all of the rest of the gay ass liberal termites.

[Winehole23]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsyt6iiyEC7drYndazh1Ita1bSjimcn Awd3Q&usqp=CAU

[Cry Havoc]

My first response to being laughed at is to describe gay sex, I'm definitely not closeted with seriously repressed feelings for other men

[Cry Havoc]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsyt6iiyEC7drYndazh1Ita1bSjimcn Awd3Q&usqp=CAU

I didn't expect to be able to hit a nerve that easily :lmao

[Winehole23]

Jim Jordan just tied the record for the fewest Speaker votes for a majority nominee since the House was set at 435 members.

[Leetonidas]

How could Herr Gaetz have let this happen?

[Cry Havoc]

How could Herr Gaetz have let this happen?

He just said in passing that he's going to try again.

The modern day GOP are clownshoes. :lmao

[spurraider21]

this is all good campaign material tbh

how can the republicans claim to be able to unite the country if they cant even unite the republicans

[clambake]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQsyt6iiyEC7drYndazh1Ita1bSjimcn Awd3Q&usqp=CAU

Lol hobbit

[Cry Havoc]

this is all good campaign material tbh

how can the republicans claim to be able to unite the country if they cant even unite the republicans

Gotta love conservatives on the board already parroting the party line shit they hear on fox about RINOs and "a few holdouts" when it's nearly 10 fucking percent of the sitting Republicans in the House.

Imagine the chaos when Trump kicks it. They're going to be brawling on the house floor.

[benefactor]

https://www.stopsignsandmore.com/images/product/medium/361.jpg

[Ef-man]

I didn't expect to be able to hit a nerve that easily :lmao

MM must be on his period.

[Will Hunting]

this is all good campaign material tbh

how can the republicans claim to be able to unite the country if they cant even unite the republicans
They’re already ruining any chance Youngkin might have had at a trifecta :lol

[Will Hunting]

Honestly the “moderate” Rs are such gaping pussies…if they don’t want to support Jordan they should provide a list of who they’re willing to support but it’s not in their nature to even be a little proactive.

imo they deserve just as much blame for this continuing as the freedom caucus chuds deserve.

[Splits]

Gotta love conservatives on the board already parroting the party line shit they hear on fox about RINOs and "a few holdouts" when it's nearly 10 fucking percent of the sitting Republicans in the House.

Imagine the chaos when Trump kicks it. They're going to be brawling on the house floor.

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[Will Hunting]

It's not the Trumpsters that are incapable of governing. It's the loser holdout defectors in purple districts scaredy-cat to make a stand and actually vote like conservatives rather than being terrorized about muh elooctability. Look at someone like Jared Golden, Marcy Kaptur, and Mary Peltola. Democrats in deep-red districts who vote in lockstep with Pelosi/Jeffries and the rest of the Dem establishment and are team players despite the fact they'll be on the same ticket as Trump next year and knowing Trump will win their district next year.

Dump all the loser anti-MAGA RINOs at this point. Including those like Bacon, Chavez-DeRemer, and potentially even the Zeldinite 2022ers.

Fuck bipartisanship.
:lol the comparison of Pelosi to Jordan is ridiculous. If the Dems tried nominating a progressive as house speaker the blue dogs like Golden would absolutely not go along with it. Pelosi is a lot more comparable to McCarthy than anyone in the HFC and the moderates had no problem supporting McCarthy.

I doubt the Lawler gang would even be protesting someone like Chip Roy or Dan Bishop, they’re protesting Jordan because he’s known as a staunch Trump loyalist intimately involved with efforts to overturn the 2020 election. It’s not because he’s too conservative or anything of the sort.

[Winehole23]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F85kpokXwAAIZKE?format=jpg&name=small

[monosylab1k]

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1714257658952188017?t

Herr Gaetz

:lol

[Winehole23]

:lol, if accurate

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[spurraider21]

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[Winehole23]

Candidates have until noon Sunday to declare, Speaker conference will be Monday.

[Winehole23]

That Jordan requested the secret ballot underscores his unfitness, he couldn't read the room after losing three times.

[MultiTroll]

This chick gets to vote?
She seems uppity but for a Congress Creature she's fairly hot. For a Critter.
https://orlandolocalnews.com/uploads/images/2022/07/image_750x_62d45ebe36205.jpg
Former Stripper Anna Paulina Luna (Mayerhoffer) to Join "DC Draino" for TPUSA Pep Rally - The Orlando Local News (https://orlandolocalnews.com/former-stripper-anna-paulina-luna-mayerhoffer-to-join-dc-draino-for-tpusa-pep-rally)

[Cry Havoc]

1715429029933674992

Game over, man! Game over!

[Winehole23]

Am I crazy to think that this whole bit is a sub rosa bid to shut down the government?

No Speaker, no spending.

[spurraider21]

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1714257658952188017?t

Herr Gaetz


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[Cry Havoc]

Am I crazy to think that this whole bit is a sub rosa bid to shut down the government?

No Speaker, no spending.

I'm not sure of the upside, but of course the GOP is absolutely absent when it comes to political optics (because they're stupid, really really really really really fucking stupid). So possibly, but I'd still prefer Hanlon's here.

[Winehole23]

RIP.

May the memory of Speaker Jordan Day be a blessing.

[spurraider21]

RIP.

May the memory of Speaker Jordan Day be a blessing.
up there with infrastructure week?

[Winehole23]

I'm not sure of the upside, but of course the GOP is absolutely absent when it comes to political optics (because they're stupid, really really really really really fucking stupid). So possibly, but I'd still prefer Hanlon's here.
Hanlon's what, please?

[Cry Havoc]

Hanlon's what, please?

:lol not sure if serious, but Hanlon's Razor.

[Ef-man]

:lol, if accurate

1715428371918643362

Gym sent to the cuck shed.

:lmao

[Winehole23]

Ah


Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity

[Winehole23]

Seems to me there's plenty of both in the GOP caucus, I wouldn't rule out a both/and.

[Winehole23]

When your stupidity presents you with lemons, make lemonade.

[Spurminator]

this is all good campaign material tbh

how can the republicans claim to be able to unite the country if they cant even unite the republicans

That's too smart, the Democrats will never use it.

[Winehole23]

If the (R)s can't get their shit together by Nov 17th, I could totally see them blaming the Dems again for voting against their guy. They obviously don't know how stupid that has sounded the last two weeks.

[Winehole23]

(Snake Boy lurking rn)

[Winehole23]

87(R)s who hate Jordan's guts have been pressing the button for Jordan in public.

Profiles in courage.

[Winehole23]

#3 Republican Tom Emmer just announced his candidacy.

[monosylab1k]

(Snake Boy lurking rn)

Even SnakeBot has nothing to lulz about here :lmao

[Ef-man]

Even SnakeBot has nothing to lulz about here :lmao

Poor fella

[Thread]

https://i.ibb.co/NL1DLpy/20220317-022456.jpg

[monosylab1k]

1715429029933674992

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0zHcPHA-IXkrbFhAaehOYoAgwHYRO3uVi1NC9RTULWAKSfol9ngkLm3D2a As&s

[monosylab1k]

Thread


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0Sxr2gvV8

[monosylab1k]

daboom1 Chris


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ0Sxr2gvV8

[monosylab1k]

koriwhat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKu_fb_AliI

[Ef-man]

koriwhat


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKu_fb_AliI

:lol

[Thread]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0zHcPHA-IXkrbFhAaehOYoAgwHYRO3uVi1NC9RTULWAKSfol9ngkLm3D2a As&s

lmemulatedao!!!

[Ef-man]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0zHcPHA-IXkrbFhAaehOYoAgwHYRO3uVi1NC9RTULWAKSfol9ngkLm3D2a As&s

17 days without a house speaker :lol

[Thread]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0zHcPHA-IXkrbFhAaehOYoAgwHYRO3uVi1NC9RTULWAKSfol9ngkLm3D2a As&s


lmemulatedao!!!

[Joseph Kony]

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1714257658952188017?t

Herr Gaetz

:lmao
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[Ef-man]

:lmao
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I can see qchrisy in fetal position, crying into his pillow. Lol

[Thread]

https://i.ibb.co/NL1DLpy/20220317-022456.jpg

[monosylab1k]

Live look at Gym Jordan during the secret ballot:

https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images04/8/936c6599ef9f4cafa6137fbafe2bade9/full.gif

[Thread]

https://i.ibb.co/NL1DLpy/20220317-022456.jpg

[Joseph Kony]

https://i.ibb.co/3FsK1f1/thrd.png

:lol what a loser

[Thread]

https://i.ibb.co/3FsK1f1/thrd.png

:lol what a loser

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[monosylab1k]

Live look at Herr Gaetz getting pummeled by “the swamp”:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-13-2019/pkEqj3.gif

[Thread]

https://i.ibb.co/NL1DLpy/20220317-022456.jpg

......

[Ef-man]

Live look at Gym Jordan during the secret ballot:

https://a4-images.myspacecdn.com/images04/8/936c6599ef9f4cafa6137fbafe2bade9/full.gif

Quess Tom Petty was wrong


https://youtu.be/U0el_8ZKw7w

[Thread]

https://i.ibb.co/NL1DLpy/20220317-022456.jpg

...

[ElNono]

It's not the Trumpsters that are incapable of governing. It's the loser holdout defectors in purple districts scaredy-cat to make a stand and actually vote like conservatives rather than being terrorized about muh elooctability. Look at someone like Jared Golden, Marcy Kaptur, and Mary Peltola. Democrats in deep-red districts who vote in lockstep with Pelosi/Jeffries and the rest of the Dem establishment and are team players despite the fact they'll be on the same ticket as Trump next year and knowing Trump will win their district next year.

Dump all the loser anti-MAGA RINOs at this point. Including those like Bacon, Chavez-DeRemer, and potentially even the Zeldinite 2022ers.

Fuck bipartisanship.

Again, you overlook that it was a grand total of 8 MAGAtards that ejected McCarthy. The notion that those people are any sort of majority in the party appears to escape you for some reason.

[ElNono]

Honestly the “moderate” Rs are such gaping pussies…if they don’t want to support Jordan they should provide a list of who they’re willing to support but it’s not in their nature to even be a little proactive.

imo they deserve just as much blame for this continuing as the freedom caucus chuds deserve.

They picked McCarthy. That's who they wanted. It's the poopoo MAGAtards that got them here.

[ElNono]

:lol the comparison of Pelosi to Jordan is ridiculous. If the Dems tried nominating a progressive as house speaker the blue dogs like Golden would absolutely not go along with it. Pelosi is a lot more comparable to McCarthy than anyone in the HFC and the moderates had no problem supporting McCarthy.

I doubt the Lawler gang would even be protesting someone like Chip Roy or Dan Bishop, they’re protesting Jordan because he’s known as a staunch Trump loyalist intimately involved with efforts to overturn the 2020 election. It’s not because he’s too conservative or anything of the sort.

Exactly, AOC won't be a Speaker anytime soon in any Dem House majority. The notion that the fringe is somehow a majority is retarded, tbh.

[Thread]

Again, you overlook that it was a grand total of 8 MAGAtards that ejected McCarthy. The notion that those people are any sort of majority in the party appears to escape you for some reason.

El, runnin' just as fast as he can.

[Thread]

They picked McCarthy. That's who they wanted. It's the poopoo MAGAtards that got them here.

No. They picked Mac after he went to Florida and the old man spelled it out in plain English...get BidenPERIOD

Mac signed on and then reneged once seated.

That's it & that's all.

[ElNono]

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1714257658952188017?t

Herr Gaetz

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[pgardn]

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[Ef-man]

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1714257658952188017?t

Herr Gaetz


:lmao:lmao already 9 Republican votes against Gym


:lmao 12 votes now


:lol up to 20 votes, and he can only afford to lose 3


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The Trump Effect tbh


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[clambake]

Nurse Ratched must have the day off


Lol mental illness from trump

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[ChumpDumper]

:lol

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https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1715438054331043967

[monosylab1k]

Live look at Herr Gaetz getting pummeled by “the swamp”:

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[baseline bum]

It's not the Trumpsters that are incapable of governing. It's the loser holdout defectors in purple districts scaredy-cat to make a stand and actually vote like conservatives rather than being terrorized about muh elooctability. Look at someone like Jared Golden, Marcy Kaptur, and Mary Peltola. Democrats in deep-red districts who vote in lockstep with Pelosi/Jeffries and the rest of the Dem establishment and are team players despite the fact they'll be on the same ticket as Trump next year and knowing Trump will win their district next year.

Dump all the loser anti-MAGA RINOs at this point. Including those like Bacon, Chavez-DeRemer, and potentially even the Zeldinite 2022ers.

Fuck bipartisanship.

Meh it's Republicans knowing their funding for 2024 will be doomed if they elect Gym speaker and let him drive the nation to default since it would crush the stock market and cost a lot of rich people money. I would imagine there are a lot of Republicans who don't want Gym but vote for him to look good for their lunatic base because they know they can use purple district representatives voting against Gym as lightning rods the same way the Democrats in the senate let Manchin take the blame for killing any progressive laws they don't want but pretend to want for electability sake (eg $15 national minimum wage).

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Meh it's Republicans knowing their funding for 2024 will be doomed if they elect Gym speaker and let him drive the nation to default since it would crush the stock market and cost a lot of rich people money. I would imagine there are a lot of Republicans who don't want Gym but vote for him to look good for their lunatic base because they know they can use purple district representatives voting against Gym as lightning rods the same way the Democrats in the senate let Manchin take the blame for killing any progressive laws they don't want but pretend to want for electability sake (eg $15 national minimum wage).

Pure, unadulterated horseshit, bum.

[Ef-man]

Live look at Herr Gaetz getting pummeled by “the swamp”:

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Poor fella

[baseline bum]

Pure, unadulterated horseshit, bum.

You love it when the Democrats do the same shit with Manchin.

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You love it when the Democrats do the same shit with Manchin.

When the fuck does he ever actually go thru with it though? He'll tease & torment us sure, just to get the locals there in the WV shitholes confused, but us? We're left there with our dick in our hand every fucking time.

[baseline bum]

When the fuck does he ever actually go thru with it though? He'll tease & torment us sure, just to get the locals there in the WV shitholes confused, but us? We're left there with our dick in our hand every fucking time.

It's cute you haven't figured out the culture war bullshit you lap up is just the GOP's marketing to get you to vote for them so they can give tax cuts to the elite. Trump too. He never bothered with trying to build the wall until the GOP lost the 2018 midterms and then he demanded it and shut down the government over it when he knew he couldn't have it after the GOP house went home for Christmas right before control was turned over to Pelosi.

[pgardn]

So McCarthy tries to blames the hold up in choosing a leader on the Democrats?

Why cant McCarthy get enough Republican votes to vote for Hakeem J. ?
I mean since the Democrats KNOW who their choice would be.

Seriously? How dumb is the base of the Republican party McCarthy is speaking to?
Is every red team member who listens to this jerk a Chrissy Christian? (Tell us who Hamas is again.)

[ElNono]

This is actually the CiViL WaR the retards have been longing for, it's just happening inside the GOP and fracturing the party. No sane person wants part of that bullshit, and the sad show is actually hilarious to outsiders.

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It's cute you haven't figured out the culture war bullshit you lap up is just the GOP's marketing to get you to vote for them so they can give tax cuts to the elite. Trump too. He never bothered with trying to build the wall until the GOP lost the 2018 midterms and then he demanded it and shut down the government over it when he knew he couldn't have it after the GOP house went home for Christmas right before control was turned over to Pelosi.

What in the fuck does that have to do with what I commented to you about Manchin which you brought up to get my response?

Fuck me.

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This is actually the CiViL WaR the retards have been longing for, it's just happening inside the GOP and fracturing the party. No sane person wants part of that bullshit, and the sad show is actually hilarious to outsiders.

But your side attempting to assassinate Trump from day 1 was just fine and dandy.

Get the fuck outta here, asshole.

[baseline bum]

This is actually the CiViL WaR the retards have been longing for, it's just happening inside the GOP and fracturing the party. No sane person wants part of that bullshit, and the sad show is actually hilarious to outsiders.

All but 8 members of the GOP house know their real job is to enrich the ruling class, not actually fight the culture war bullshit they run on.

[baseline bum]

What in the fuck does that have to do with what I commented to you about Manchin which you brought up to get my response?

Fuck me.

Tbh your posts don't make any sense so I don't even try to read them a second time to figure out WTF you're bitching at.

[scott]

Do my kids still get Speaker Jordan Day off from school, or is that cancelled? Need to line up child care.

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Tbh your posts don't make any sense so I don't even try to read them a second time to figure out WTF you're bitching at.

BS. I answered your query about Manchin and you jumped out the GD window on me, bum. Don't worry about it, Jesus Christ, you're off the hook, bum. You can relax now.

[clambake]

This is actually the CiViL WaR the retards have been longing for, it's just happening inside the GOP and fracturing the party. No sane person wants part of that bullshit, and the sad show is actually hilarious to outsiders.

Shit, they’re afraid of the little mermaid and Barbie

I bet they’re calling each other gender change faggots

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Tbh your posts don't make any sense so I don't even try to read them a second time to figure out WTF you're bitching at.

Anyway, I went off on ya here and I should not have done that. My apologies, bum. Please forgive me, old horse.

- Dale

[Millennial_Messiah]

So McCarthy tries to blames the hold up in choosing a leader on the Democrats?

Why cant McCarthy get enough Republican votes to vote for Hakeem J. ?
I mean since the Democrats KNOW who their choice would be.

Seriously? How dumb is the base of the Republican party McCarthy is speaking to?
Is every red team member who listens to this jerk a Chrissy Christian? (Tell us who Hamas is again.)

Because he's a radical Leftist like Obama. People on the right call him "Dollar Tree Obama" for a reason.

Do we REALLY need another Black Muslim leader of the USA, leader of one of its major branches of government, with a Muslim name at that? Especially in these times of Hamas and Hezbollah terrorism?

It was obvious Obama simped for Islam and his Sunni roots and helped the growth of the ISIS caliphate which he approved of strongly, while the very first year Trump gets in, we conquer Raqqa and beat down ISIS and take out Baghdadi, all in Trump's first three years.

[Splits]

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1714257658952188017?t

Herr Gaetz

Also, Trump won.

Amiright?