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Millennial_Messiah
10-21-2023, 12:44 AM
Also, Trump won.
Amiright?
Yes, Trump won. Hillary lost, for-ever and ever.
I reminisce and remember vividly exactly where I was on some of the most glorious days ever... and November 8th, 2016 was certainly one of them. It was absolute jubilation.
June 15, 2014
June 23, 2005
June 15, 2003
Among others
Ef-man
10-21-2023, 12:51 AM
https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1714257658952188017?t
Herr Gotz His Ass Whooped
fify, as I know you MAGAs are in pain :tu
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10-21-2023, 01:16 AM
Yes, Trump won. Hillary lost, for-ever and ever.
I reminisce and remember vividly exactly where I was on some of the most glorious days ever... and November 8th, 2016 was certainly one of them. It was absolute jubilation.
June 15, 2014
June 23, 2005
June 15, 2003
Among others
Word.
ChumpDumper
10-21-2023, 02:11 AM
Because he's a radical Leftist like Obama. People on the right call him "Dollar Tree Obama" for a reason.
Do we REALLY need another Black Muslim leader of the USA, leader of one of its major branches of government, with a Muslim name at that? Especially in these times of Hamas and Hezbollah terrorism?
It was obvious Obama simped for Islam and his Sunni roots and helped the growth of the ISIS caliphate which he approved of strongly, while the very first year Trump gets in, we conquer Raqqa and beat down ISIS and take out Baghdadi, all in Trump's first three years.
You're unhinged tbh.:lol
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10-21-2023, 02:36 AM
You're unhinged tbh.:lol
Any time you get a mic dropped on your fuckin' ass you call (crazy), ya pimp, you.
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10-21-2023, 02:38 AM
Because he's a radical Leftist like Obama. People on the right call him "Dollar Tree Obama" for a reason.
Do we REALLY need another Black Muslim leader of the USA, leader of one of its major branches of government, with a Muslim name at that? Especially in these times of Hamas and Hezbollah terrorism?
It was obvious Obama simped for Islam and his Sunni roots and helped the growth of the ISIS caliphate which he approved of strongly, while the very first year Trump gets in, we conquer Raqqa and beat down ISIS and take out Baghdadi, all in Trump's first three years.
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Ef-man
10-21-2023, 08:28 AM
You're unhinged tbh.:lol
I would not call MM unhinged or dumb,
Stupid, most certainly. Major butt hurt, most definitely. Idiot,without a doubt. Liar, proven several times.
pgardn
10-21-2023, 08:30 AM
Republicans are slipping up everywhere
Tuberville made fun of Biden falling and then:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QkErZomQUSE
The old ball coach needs a gray alert.
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10-21-2023, 08:56 AM
Republicans are slipping up everywhere
Tuberville made fun of Biden falling and then:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QkErZomQUSE
The old ball coach needs a gray alert.
Your side threatened to kill the President of the United States at least 5-FIVE-5 times, simply because he'd made President of the United States, you crazy motherfuckers.
You got no room, peeg. Absolutely none.
Ef-man
10-21-2023, 09:58 AM
Republicans are slipping up everywhere
Tuberville made fun of Biden falling and then:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QkErZomQUSE
The old ball coach needs a gray alert.
:lmao
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10-21-2023, 10:34 AM
:lmao
Your side threatened to kill the President of the United States at least 5-FIVE-5 times, simply because he'd made President of the United States, you crazy motherfuckers.
You got no room, Effy. Absolutely none.
Leetonidas
10-21-2023, 11:33 AM
You're unhinged tbh.:lol
He's just a try hard more than anything tbh
ChumpDumper
10-21-2023, 11:39 AM
I would not call MM unhinged or dumb,
Stupid, most certainly. Major butt hurt, most definitely. Idiot,without a doubt. Liar, proven several times.
He's just a try hard more than anything tbh
Extended rant about Obama and Jeffries being Muslim is pretty unhinged in my book. YMMV.
Will Hunting
10-21-2023, 11:50 AM
If you're just going to call every black politician you don't like Muslim at least be a man and say n!gger
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10-21-2023, 12:10 PM
Extended rant about Obama and Jeffries being Muslim is pretty unhinged in my book. YMMV.
And it brought you to the fore I see right on schedule. tee, hee.
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10-21-2023, 12:11 PM
If you're just going to call every black politician you don't like Muslim at least be a man and say n!gger
He only put 2 on-the-spot, Will. And only the first really counts, eh, buddy-boy?
Will Hunting
10-21-2023, 01:11 PM
He only put 2 on-the-spot, Will. And only the first really counts, eh, buddy-boy?
Speak in English. This is MAGAboomer gibberish that no one understands.
Fox News has destroyed your brain.
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10-21-2023, 01:21 PM
Speak in English. This is MAGAboomer gibberish that no one understands.
Fox News has destroyed your brain.
I don't watch FOX, ever. It's my religion. They're no more supportive of Trump than CNN. CNN though at least has the guts to state it. FOX just takes the money like a whore.
The point, Will, is you only care about Hussein. You don't give two shits about that other guy, name has already escaped me.
Will Hunting
10-21-2023, 01:41 PM
I don't watch FOX, ever. It's my religion. They're no more supportive of Trump than CNN. CNN though at least has the guts to state it. FOX just takes the money like a whore.
The point, Will, is you only care about Hussein. You don't give two shits about that other guy, name has already escaped me.
Not sure what the point of this braindead red herring is, but I don't really care about either one.
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10-21-2023, 01:45 PM
Not sure what the point of this braindead red herring is, but I don't really care about either one.
Then I stand corrected with the caveat that down the road I don't want to see you walk that "I don't really care about either one." back thinking I won't see ya doing it.
Till then, you're off the spot. Scat.
ChumpDumper
10-21-2023, 01:51 PM
Almost nothing Trumptards say makes any logical sense anymore. All their filters of civility and sound judgment have worn away and all we get from them are jumbled, clipped belches of raw emotion that's a reaction to the self-discovery that they are simply and irrevocably unlikeable people.
daboom1
10-21-2023, 03:20 PM
I would not call MM unhinged or dumb,
Stupid, most certainly. Major butt hurt, most definitely. Idiot,without a doubt. Liar, proven several times.
You thought Presidents could prosecute :rollin
koriwhat
10-21-2023, 03:34 PM
If you're just going to call every black politician you don't like Muslim at least be a man and say n!gger
You're as weak as they come tbh. A racist who thinks shying away from actually spelling a racist term right is still held up in the good graces of his regressive "comrades" is hilarious. Be a man, amirite? Fucking racist scumbag!
ChumpDumper
10-21-2023, 03:35 PM
You thought Presidents could prosecute :rollin
You think Hamas is a person.
Will Hunting
10-21-2023, 03:41 PM
You're as weak as they come tbh. A racist who thinks shying away from actually spelling a racist term right is still held up in the good graces of his regressive "comrades" is hilarious. Be a man, amirite? Fucking racist scumbag!
If you weren't a retard who works for his mommeh's business you'd know that this site has an algo that censors the word when it's actually spelled out.
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10-21-2023, 03:43 PM
Almost nothing Trumptards say makes any logical sense anymore. All their filters of civility and sound judgment have worn away and all we get from them are jumbled, clipped belches of raw emotion that's a reaction to the self-discovery that they are simply and irrevocably unlikeable people.
Like you guys when it was confirmed that Trump had made President. You all had no "logical sense anymore." Just hell bent on resisting him and taking his life and that of his wife and child. Yu thought you could do that and then once you got back in there pickup where Hussein had left off.
Uh, uh. Nope.
See ya in street, Dumper.
koriwhat
10-21-2023, 03:44 PM
If you weren't a retard who works for his mommeh's business you'd know that this site has an algo that censors the word when it's actually spelled out.
I work for myself you mindless retarded racist npc. :lol
Go fuck yourself you weak sob RACIST scum! :tu
Will Hunting
10-21-2023, 03:44 PM
I work for myself you mindless retarded racist npc. :lol
Go fuck yourself you weak sob RACIST scum! :tu
OK mommiwhat
koriwhat
10-21-2023, 03:46 PM
OK mommiwhat
When you're a weak racist npc like you of course you'll continue to parrot the dudes you fellate. :lmao
Will Hunting
10-21-2023, 03:47 PM
When you're a weak racist npc like you of course you'll continue to parrot the dudes you fellate. :lmao
Why are you talking about fellating dudes Joey?
I don't want to hear about what goes on at your mom's tattoo parlor!
koriwhat
10-21-2023, 03:50 PM
Why are you talking about fellating dudes Joey?
I don't want to hear about what goes on at your mom's tattoo parlor!
WTF is a tattoo parlor btw? Is this the 1800s? :lmao
Ef-man
10-21-2023, 05:19 PM
You think Hamas is a person.
And Hamas has a son too. :lol
Fuck homeschooling!
Millennial_Messiah
10-22-2023, 04:16 PM
And Hamas has a son too. :lol
Fuck homeschooling!
I don't know what your tirade against homeschooling is.
Public education in SA is a disaster... last year my mom (public middle school teacher, non-union) had to interim for reading lessons during TAKS (STAAR now) season and half of the 8th graders could not read past KINDERGARTEN level.
Public school is FAILING, China and Russia are crushing us in the subjects that matter like math, science, history and reading, but hey at least the USA has them beat in advanced gender theory and critical race theory studies! :tu Score one for the Woke West!! :toast
I don't know what your tirade against homeschooling is.
Public education in SA is a disaster... last year my mom (public middle school teacher, non-union) had to interim for reading lessons during TAKS (STAAR now) season and half of the 8th graders could not read past KINDERGARTEN level.
Public school is FAILING, China and Russia are crushing us in the subjects that matter like math, science, history and reading, but hey at least the USA has them beat in advanced gender theory and critical race theory studies! :tu Score one for the Woke West!! :toast
You really can't generalize all home schooling and all public education when it comes to comparing the quality of each.
I'm a strong supporter of public education. I put my money where my mouth is on this one. However, home schooling can be really good if you have the right teaching and commitment.
monosylab1k
10-22-2023, 04:32 PM
If you weren't a retard who works for his mommeh's business you'd know that this site has an algo that censors the word when it's actually spelled out.
:lmao
Millennial_Messiah
10-22-2023, 04:42 PM
If you weren't a retard who works for his mommeh's business you'd know that this site has an algo that censors the word when it's actually spelled out.
Correct, but, as an aside, you can get around it with choice use of the Microsoft character map.
You really can't generalize all home schooling and all public education when it comes to comparing the quality of each.
I'm a strong supporter of public education. I put my money where my mouth is on this one. However, home schooling can be really good if you have the right teaching and commitment.
:tu
good, at least a fair answer that doesn't reek of partisan nutcase.
If you move to an expensive nice HOA type neighborhood with expensive property taxes and a top quality school district, and you put your money where your mouth is like you said, all respect to you. Hopefully they teach the kids to be independent thinkers and not just one side or the other.
As far as the private school goes, I don't like the evangelical indoctrination any more than the woke indoctrination (i'm an atheist fwiw) though kind of like with the shitty Illinois gerrymander and the inevitably shitty North Carolina gerrymander, if you have one radical extreme on one side it's probably only fair to have the other.
My mom definitely had the right teaching and commitment. I wasn't raised religious at all but my mom taught me math, chemistry, to read, etc. from a VERY early age (2-5) while my grandmother was still at work teaching, then when my grandmother retired that's about the time I started to learn a lot about history and comparative religions, cultures, geography, etc.
pgardn
10-22-2023, 06:44 PM
I don't know what your tirade against homeschooling is.
Public education in SA is a disaster... last year my mom (public middle school teacher, non-union) had to interim for reading lessons during TAKS (STAAR now) season and half of the 8th graders could not read past KINDERGARTEN level.
Public school is FAILING, China and Russia are crushing us in the subjects that matter like math, science, history and reading, but hey at least the USA has them beat in advanced gender theory and critical race theory studies! :tu Score one for the Woke West!! :toast
This is bullshit.
The best public schools in the US are some of the best schools in the world.
And guess where you find them. In areas that have a high socioeconomic standing.
You keep reciting public schools are bad and thats just NOT true.
The worst public schools are found in poor socioeconomic areas in states that fund private schooling AND NOT holding the Private entities to the same standards the public schools are required to. Like taking on ANY kid that can learn. The private schools get to choose which kids they take. They wont take foreign kids a grade level behind who have terrible English. The public schools ARE required to take them and teach them. And there is lots more than just this example. Like Special ed.
Stop with your BS.
pgardn
10-22-2023, 06:47 PM
The obvious problem with home schooling is finding qualified teaching in subjects at a higher level.
Some mom took Calculus when she was in High School so she gets a book and the kids learn together?
Thats not gonna cut it for kids who want to pass an AP exam.
Millennial_Messiah
10-22-2023, 08:43 PM
This is bullshit.
The best public schools in the US are some of the best schools in the world.
And guess where you find them. In areas that have a high socioeconomic standing.
You keep reciting public schools are bad and thats just NOT true.
The worst public schools are found in poor socioeconomic areas in states that fund private schooling AND NOT holding the Private entities to the same standards the public schools are required to. Like taking on ANY kid that can learn. The private schools get to choose which kids they take. They wont take foreign kids a grade level behind who have terrible English. The public schools ARE required to take them and teach them. And there is lots more than just this example. Like Special ed.
Stop with your BS.
The foreign kids who don't speak English should be deported along with their trash ass alien parents, and the special ed kids should have special ed schools just like the bad kids in alternative school.
The public schools should do away with woke prissy BS like "inclusion" (i.e. spec-ed kids included in regular classes)... it brings down everyone else.
One example, when I was in 11th grade I chose to take regular English III instead of AP... (there was no Pre-AP beyond 10th grade)... because AP English III and IV had timed-writing requirements that I don't do well with and those teachers notoriously graded very hard. Anyways. I recall one time where I was randomly selected onto a team of dumbass loser Mexican stoners who do nothing all day but smoke weed and jack off to their skateboards and should probably be in spec-ed and didn't give a shit, in a sort-of classroom competition regarding the semester's curriculum where the winning side would get 25 points added to their next test grade. Of course my side lost because I was the only one doing the fucking work and I was livid with the teacher and rightfully cursed her out because I was unfairly stuck on a team with losers who quit on me and didn't give a fuck, by mere chance. And I was the one who ended up in in-school suspension the next day even though I WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND IT WAS UNFAIR TO SLIGHT ME WHEN I WAS CLEARLY DOING THE MOST OUT OF ANYONE ON EITHER SIDE IN THAT SHITTY ASS GHETTO CLASS.
Fuck Texas public school, tbh. And, by the way, Texas isn't a "school choice" state, because Greg Abbott is a RINO who can go fuck himself.
The obvious problem with home schooling is finding qualified teaching in subjects at a higher level.
Some mom took Calculus when she was in High School so she gets a book and the kids learn together?
Thats not gonna cut it for kids who want to pass an AP exam.
Kids who reach age who want to learn, WILL learn, whether it's on wikipedia, wolfram alpha, CDs, podcasts, youtube, whatever it may be. It's quicker and more effective than public school if it's done right. And their parents don't need to be SMEs at the subject; they just need to teach the kids the basics and how to operate a computer and internet and the kids can take it from there like I did.
Or they can do like me and be homeschooled up until a certain point, in my case it was 8th grade where I went back to public school and all of high school.
Ef-man
10-22-2023, 09:01 PM
This is bullshit.
The best public schools in the US are some of the best schools in the world.
And guess where you find them. In areas that have a high socioeconomic standing.
You keep reciting public schools are bad and thats just NOT true.
The worst public schools are found in poor socioeconomic areas in states that fund private schooling AND NOT holding the Private entities to the same standards the public schools are required to. Like taking on ANY kid that can learn. The private schools get to choose which kids they take. They wont take foreign kids a grade level behind who have terrible English. The public schools ARE required to take them and teach them. And there is lots more than just this example. Like Special ed.
Stop with your BS.
Of course, it is bullshit.
Who would ever believe a homeschooled retard that claims to make serious $$$$$ but his mom lives in a rundown shithole.
pgardn
10-22-2023, 10:41 PM
The foreign kids who don't speak English should be deported along with their trash ass alien parents, and the special ed kids should have special ed schools just like the bad kids in alternative school.
The public schools should do away with woke prissy BS like "inclusion" (i.e. spec-ed kids included in regular classes)... it brings down everyone else.
One example, when I was in 11th grade I chose to take regular English III instead of AP... (there was no Pre-AP beyond 10th grade)... because AP English III and IV had timed-writing requirements that I don't do well with and those teachers notoriously graded very hard. Anyways. I recall one time where I was randomly selected onto a team of dumbass loser Mexican stoners who do nothing all day but smoke weed and jack off to their skateboards and should probably be in spec-ed and didn't give a shit, in a sort-of classroom competition regarding the semester's curriculum where the winning side would get 25 points added to their next test grade. Of course my side lost because I was the only one doing the fucking work and I was livid with the teacher and rightfully cursed her out because I was unfairly stuck on a team with losers who quit on me and didn't give a fuck, by mere chance. And I was the one who ended up in in-school suspension the next day even though I WAS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT AND IT WAS UNFAIR TO SLIGHT ME WHEN I WAS CLEARLY DOING THE MOST OUT OF ANYONE ON EITHER SIDE IN THAT SHITTY ASS GHETTO CLASS.
Fuck Texas public school, tbh. And, by the way, Texas isn't a "school choice" state, because Greg Abbott is a RINO who can go fuck himself.
Kids who reach age who want to learn, WILL learn, whether it's on wikipedia, wolfram alpha, CDs, podcasts, youtube, whatever it may be. It's quicker and more effective than public school if it's done right. And their parents don't need to be SMEs at the subject; they just need to teach the kids the basics and how to operate a computer and internet and the kids can take it from there like I did.
Or they can do like me and be homeschooled up until a certain point, in my case it was 8th grade where I went back to public school and all of high school.
Dont give me your lying ass life lessons.
Go pork another casserole eating fat ass in Minnesota and hope she gets pregnant so you can leave.
You are the perfect example of a sociopathic homeschooled rutabaga.
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10-22-2023, 11:11 PM
rutabaga.
peeg, statin' a grand word of a Sunday night as Sunday mornin' comin' down has come down.
peeg
Winehole23
10-24-2023, 09:54 AM
Emmer with the early lead in the nominating conference.
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scott
10-24-2023, 10:39 AM
Happy Speaker Jordan Day!
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10-24-2023, 10:47 AM
And a course CNN will be triumphant and yet cautious claiming, with a straight face no less..."In many respects, Wolf, Congressman Emmer is more, for lack of a better term, more dangerous than Jim Jordan. Oh." Then a wink & nod to us, well, me anyway.
Winehole23
10-24-2023, 11:20 AM
Just Emmer and Johnson after Donalds drops out.
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10-24-2023, 11:23 AM
Just Emmer and Johnson after Donalds drops out.
It's all by prior arrangement, Winester. They high tech lynched Jordan and set up Emmer thru "the newspapers"...a nice cozy corporation that'll settle the whole kit & attendant caboodle down nicely for all concerned: R's, D's, and RINO's.
Just like it used to be before Trump wrecked Hillary's shit.
Ef-man
10-24-2023, 12:14 PM
In GOP, Emmer is the leper with the most fingers. He voted to certify the 2020 election and pissed of Yam Tits.
Winehole23
10-24-2023, 12:48 PM
:lol
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10-24-2023, 12:50 PM
In GOP, Emmer is the leper with the most fingers. He voted to certify the 2020 election and pissed of Yam Tits.
Sad, but absolutely 100% accurate.
Effy
Flawlessly played by the D's & the RINO's to max q. (They're) just about where (they) was at when Trump came waltzing in offin' the street in New York back what seems a 100 years ago.
That's wet work, children, and nobody does it better than Michael Douglas -A Perfect Murder-, McVeigh at OKC, & now this Exhibit A, American Democracy.
benefactor
10-24-2023, 01:05 PM
:lol
1716862459393228899
Cl:lolwns
Spurs Homer
10-24-2023, 01:52 PM
This is the guy the GOP is trying to install into their Putin party as leader- Emmer
https://youtu.be/KM2K7sV-K74?si=uypBw-I4zMFyaAhX
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10-24-2023, 01:53 PM
Cl:lolwns
Emmer designation---"On verge of collapse."
Most likely a ruse by MSM/CNN to seed the afterward should he be set-in.
Fingers, toes, eyes crossed.
Let us proceed...
Mornin', bene-boy.
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10-24-2023, 01:55 PM
This is the guy the GOP is trying to install into their Putin party as leader- Emmer
https://youtu.be/KM2K7sV-K74?si=uypBw-I4zMFyaAhX
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He's your RINO, Homer. I'd imagine you being thrilled having this guy carrying your water indefinitely. Like the old days, it'd be.
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Here is your connection to me, Homer. First Monday Night Football Game in history, Cleveland, Ohio. I was there...So was Homer out of half-time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNycYelGQpk
pgardn
10-24-2023, 02:04 PM
Trump is the major problem
Again…
If only Madonna could have taken Trump out with her advanced knowledge of explosives and drone flight patterns.
Ef-man
10-24-2023, 02:23 PM
Trump is the major problem
Again…
If only Madonna could have taken Trump out with her advanced knowledge of explosives and drone flight patterns.
Or SEAL Team 6 member Kathy Griffin.
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10-24-2023, 03:25 PM
Trump is the major problem
Again…
If only Madonna could have taken Trump out with her advanced knowledge of explosives and drone flight patterns.
& her money and connection to Penn, he too was & is a Trump hater and had beaten Ma repeatedly.
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10-24-2023, 03:27 PM
Or SEAL Team 6 member Kathy Griffin.
& she's still stewin' over it. She lost his New Years Eve CNN gig and all her comedy club appearance fees...
"I'm sorry." Still no appearance offers.
I'm not sorry. Still no appearance offers.
I'm sorry. Still no...
on & on.
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10-24-2023, 03:30 PM
Trump is the major problem
Again…
If only Madonna could have taken Trump out with her advanced knowledge of explosives and drone flight patterns.
Lets face it, I too thought he'd faded and was going to let this fellow get in there. Nope. Called him straight out and aloud a RINO, like his Dale did hours ago.
Me & Trump sittin' in a tree, the branch bends, but does not break.
You know Trump followed me on the Twitter!!!
ChumpDumper
10-24-2023, 03:39 PM
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:lmao how embarrassing for the USA
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10-24-2023, 04:03 PM
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:lmao how embarrassing for the USA
Trump kicked his ass up so high Emmer can use it for a hump, Dumper.
Let us proceed...
Ef-man
10-24-2023, 04:20 PM
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:lmao how embarrassing for the USA
Another inning, another strike out.
Them Dems throw a mean curveball! :lol
Spurminator
10-24-2023, 04:28 PM
"Here's why this is bad for the Democrats..."
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10-24-2023, 04:31 PM
"Here's why this is bad for the Democrats..."
Because he was a plant by the RINO's.
Trump sometimes keeps his powder dry and sometimes it gets all wet and soggy and he misfires. Here, it was bone dry. He muzzled loaded that thing, set triggers and blew Emmer to kingdom come.
Trump with the wet work.
Trump
benefactor
10-24-2023, 04:58 PM
Cl:lolwns
monosylab1k
10-24-2023, 05:58 PM
At some point the moderates will blink and MAGA will get their way. Would be hilarious if Marge got it.
spurraider21
10-24-2023, 06:05 PM
At some point the moderates will blink and MAGA will get their way. Would be hilarious if Marge got it.
Speaker bimboebert
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10-24-2023, 06:12 PM
Because he was a plant by the RINO's.
Trump sometimes keeps his powder dry and sometimes it gets all wet and soggy and he misfires. Here, it was bone dry. He muzzled loaded that thing, set triggers and blew Emmer to kingdom come.
Trump with the wet work.
Trump
At some point the moderates will blink and MAGA will get their way. Would be hilarious if Marge got it.
They'd sooner die before that ever happens, mono.
koriwhat
10-24-2023, 06:15 PM
Speaker bimboebert
Please, no! :lol
Ef-man
10-24-2023, 06:15 PM
Speaker bimboebert
To get the position, the bitch will be out giving blowjobs and hand jobs all day, all night, in private, in public; she is ready and she don't care.
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10-24-2023, 06:17 PM
To get the position, the bitch will be out giving blowjobs and hand jobs all day, all night, in private, in public; she is ready and she don't care.
I hope she picks me. I'm hornier than 3 peckered billy-goat.
Winehole23
10-24-2023, 10:22 PM
Mike Johnson might be an even bigger weirdo than Jordan, but he does make sense as a Louisiana rep.
baseline bum
10-24-2023, 10:39 PM
At some point the moderates will blink and MAGA will get their way. Would be hilarious if Marge got it.
No such thing as moderate Republicans. It's more like Republicans who know their job is to deliver tax cuts to the ruling class and use the culture war as a means to that end like McCarthy, Scalise, and Trump vs the true believer culture war Republicans like Gym, Boebert, and Gaetz. Electing one of the latter speaker guarantees a default that will crush the stock market and cost rich people money, and the guiding principle of the US government is that the rich can never feel any pain.
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10-24-2023, 11:26 PM
No such thing as moderate Republicans. It's more like Republicans who know their job is to deliver tax cuts to the ruling class and use the culture war as a means to that end like McCarthy, Scalise, and Trump vs the true believer culture war Republicans like Gym, Boebert, and Gaetz. Electing one of the latter speaker guarantees a default that will crush the stock market and cost rich people money, and the guiding principle of the US government is that the rich can never feel any pain.
You ain't no innocent babe, bum. You went after Trump as President with guns, swords and bombs. Now you have him nailed up to the cross crucifying him.
Winehole23
10-24-2023, 11:30 PM
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10-24-2023, 11:31 PM
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10-24-2023, 11:39 PM
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Or, just assassinated the President you didn't want in the first place.
American Democracy.
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 11:59 AM
Vote incoming...
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 12:12 PM
Looks like Johnson will get it.
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 12:14 PM
Assassinating Biden and Harris will be on the table for MAGAlandia if Trump loses, or looks like he's going to lose next year.
benefactor
10-25-2023, 12:22 PM
Yeah at this point they are all tired of being on the news looking like dumbasses. They will let Johnson have it...then continue being on the news looking like dumbasses.
benefactor
10-25-2023, 12:35 PM
Ive never actually watched one of these. Jesus what a bunch of retards:lol
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10-25-2023, 12:36 PM
Assassinating Biden and Harris will be on the table for MAGAlandia if Trump loses, or looks like he's going to lose next year.
No, no, sassafras, assassination is your people's answer to their candidate not making President. I already claimed that gold strike, so forget about moving me out & you in on it.
Uh, uh. Nope.
benefactor
10-25-2023, 12:36 PM
It's like a high school popularity contest
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10-25-2023, 12:36 PM
Ive never actually watched one of these. Jesus what a bunch of retards:lol
Mornin', bene-boy.
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10-25-2023, 12:40 PM
Yeah at this point they are all tired of being on the news looking like dumbasses. They will let Johnson have it...then continue being on the news looking like dumbasses.
Though when you do shit like this CNN immediately steps on in on your behalf and christens it thus..."People, this is American Democracy at work before our very eyes. Wow. Just wow. I am so impressed. Back to you Chris Cuomo out at Grand Central Station."
"I can't talk right now, Jim. Some MAGA clown just called me Fredo and I'm gonna have to wreck some MAGA shit."
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10-25-2023, 12:42 PM
It's like a high school popularity contest
It's [b]American Democracy," bene. Like when Trump made President and on Day 1 your side threatened to blow up the White House when he was about to drive across with the wife and children and move in.
Let us proceed...
benefactor
10-25-2023, 12:49 PM
Johnson it is. Get back to work I guess?
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10-25-2023, 12:56 PM
Johnson it is. Get back to work I guess?
He musta been approved by the old man, bene. And he did try to overturn the election.
God's speed.
Spurs Homer
10-25-2023, 01:35 PM
Another traitor/election denier/magat as speaker…
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10-25-2023, 01:42 PM
Another traitor/election denier/magat as speaker…
Wouldn't have it any other way.
You thought you had a ringer in there, a RINO. Uh, uh. Not by jugful you ain't, you side show lookin' motherfucker, you.
We all call that...American Democracy.
daboom1
10-25-2023, 01:46 PM
Herr Johnson
:tu
SnakeBoy
10-25-2023, 02:33 PM
He musta been approved by the old man, bene. And he did try to overturn the election.
God's speed.
They don't call him MAGA Mike for nothing
Interesting behind the scenes play by play with the victorious Matt Gaetz
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Spurminator
10-25-2023, 02:41 PM
:lmao
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10-25-2023, 02:42 PM
They don't call him MAGA Mike for nothing
Interesting behind the scenes play by play with the victorious Matt Gaetz
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Yep, Mac is a rat and is running for his life now trying to find a place where he can rest and be safe.
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10-25-2023, 02:42 PM
Herr Johnson
:tu
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benefactor
10-25-2023, 03:40 PM
:lol using Matt Gaetz and interesting in the same sentence
Spurminator
10-25-2023, 03:43 PM
:lol using Matt Gaetz and interesting in the same sentence
:lol Reappearing from the ether to circle jerk with Qhris and Cubby when Red Team finally picks a speaker on its 12th try.
Ef-man
10-25-2023, 03:47 PM
:lol Reappearing from the ether to circle jerk with Qhris and Cubby when Red Team finally picks a speaker on its 12th try.
:lol
Leetonidas
10-25-2023, 04:08 PM
:lmao this is just sad
Red team loves them some Johnson. No surprise there
ChumpDumper
10-25-2023, 04:13 PM
:lol celebrating doing the absolute simplest thing a majority party can do like you fucking climbed Everest.
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10-25-2023, 04:18 PM
:lol Reappearing from the ether to circle jerk with Qhris and Cubby when Red Team finally picks a speaker on its 12th try.
It's judged likewise of your repeated attempts to assassinate Trump...American Democracy.
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10-25-2023, 04:20 PM
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10-25-2023, 04:21 PM
:lol celebrating doing the absolute simplest thing a majority party can do like you fucking climbed Everest.
It's judged likewise of your repeated attempts to assassinate Trump...American Democracy.
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10-25-2023, 04:22 PM
:lmao this is just sad
Red team loves them some Johnson. No surprise there
Old high brow Lee; easin' on down into the do-do.
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10-25-2023, 04:22 PM
:lol using Matt Gaetz and interesting in the same sentence
Afternoon, bene-boy.
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 05:11 PM
Johnson it is. Get back to work I guess?What work?
Threatening to blow up the government unless it makes a deal with GOP extremists.to hurt people?
Monostradamus
10-25-2023, 05:19 PM
At some point the moderates will blink and MAGA will get their way.
I haven’t seen anybody fold in such humiliating fashion since CP3 and Booker bent the knee to Luka. They truly are cucks :lol
Also: Called it!
hater (https://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=7609) did I do it right?
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 06:24 PM
Mike Johnson is basically Qhris with an expensive suit and a mild, technocratic mien.
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10-25-2023, 06:34 PM
What work?
Threatening to blow up the government unless it makes a deal with GOP extremists.to hurt people?
Beats you threatening to cut off President Trump's head because he made President.
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10-25-2023, 06:35 PM
Mike Johnson is basically Qhris with an expensive suit and a mild, technocratic mien.
Just don't threaten to cut his head off, Winester.
benefactor
10-25-2023, 06:36 PM
Mike Johnson is basically Qhris with an expensive suit and a mild, technocratic mien.
He will sit in a corner while moderates and MAGAtards bicker for most of his time there
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10-25-2023, 06:37 PM
He will sit in a corner while moderates and MAGAtards bicker for most of his time there
Evenin', bene-boy.
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 06:39 PM
He will sit in a corner while moderates and MAGAtards bicker for most of his time thereWhich moderates? They all voted for him.
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10-25-2023, 06:40 PM
Which moderates? They all voted for him.
You know why don't ya, Winester? Simple, son. It's that single drop of rain thing...
"He's livin' still."
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 06:42 PM
I see it as moderates going all in on Red Caesarism. If they don't, they'll be seen as unserious on both sides.
benefactor
10-25-2023, 06:42 PM
Which moderates? They all voted for him.
The ones that caved. But you are right, they all voted for him...which lets the Dems just sit back and wait for voters to do the rest.
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10-25-2023, 06:43 PM
The ones that caved. But you are right, they all voted for him...which lets the Dems just sit back and wait for voters to do the rest.
You know hows this happened don't ya, bene-boy? I'll tell ya...
"He's livin' still."
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10-25-2023, 06:44 PM
I see it as moderates going all in on Red Caesarism. If they don't, they'll be seen as unserious on both sides.
You know why don't ya, Winester? Simple, son. It's that single drop of rain thing...
"He's livin' still."
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 06:44 PM
The ones that caved. But you are right, they all voted for him...which lets the Dems just sit back and wait for voters to do the rest.Biden and Harris occupying the White House isn't nothing, but the chances of (R)s respecting an electoral loss next year just got smaller.
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10-25-2023, 06:48 PM
Biden and Harris occupying the White House isn't nothing, but the chances of (R)s respecting an electoral loss next year just got smaller.
Same chances of you respecting an electoral loss...then spending the next 7 years either trying to cut his head off, blowing him up, shooting him to death, or, condensing him thru crucifixion.
Come ta Pappy, Winester.
Signed,
- Pappy
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 07:13 PM
More sore loser talk.
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10-25-2023, 09:21 PM
More sore loser talk.
At least it's talk, when you lost you went after him with a sword, a bomb, guns and now with Crucifixion.
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 09:48 PM
The new speaker is Looney Toons.
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daboom1
10-25-2023, 09:55 PM
The new speaker is Looney Toons.
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I heard he fucks his mother too.
benefactor
10-25-2023, 10:06 PM
The new speaker is Looney Toons.
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:lol...what the fuck?
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 10:18 PM
:lol...what the fuck?
Get ready, he's third in line to the presidency and runs the House of Representatives.
Winehole23
10-25-2023, 10:22 PM
*will soon be running
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10-26-2023, 12:07 AM
Get ready, he's third in line to the presidency and runs the House of Representatives.
Good. You always paraded fuck nut Pelosi as being such. How does it feel now, smart ass?
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10-26-2023, 12:09 AM
And Trump moved super fast so that CNN couldn't get, or, make a dossier to thwart this guy. It was all over in way less 24 hours.
Trump did that.
Trump.
Splits
10-26-2023, 03:02 PM
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daboom1
10-26-2023, 09:11 PM
And Trump moved super fast so that CNN couldn't get, or, make a dossier to thwart this guy. It was all over in way less 24 hours.
Trump did that.
Trump.
Trump
daboom1
10-26-2023, 09:11 PM
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Herr Johnson
:tu
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10-26-2023, 09:13 PM
Herr Johnson
:tu
benefactor
10-26-2023, 09:43 PM
Herr Johnson
:tu
Why do you keep using German prefixes to describe men Chris? Are you German?
I can't blame Democrats for not voting to keep Kevin as Speaker. However, "realpolitik" maybe should have played a role here... and they probably could have helped elect a moderate(ish) Republican as Speaker. But now they've ended up with someone much further to the right of Kevin.
Winehole23
10-26-2023, 09:53 PM
It was something of an open secret already, but Nestor's "dad" outing the Ways and Means chairman is unintentionally amusing.
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It was something of an open secret already, but Nestor's "dad" outing the Ways and Means chairman is unintentionally amusing.
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Republicans are going to expel Santos from the House next week.
Don't think for a second that many wouldn't love to do the same to Matt after the Ethics probe is finished.
benefactor
10-26-2023, 10:11 PM
It was something of an open secret already, but Nestor's "dad" outing the Ways and Means chairman is unintentionally amusing.
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I just can't listen to anything Matt Gaetz says. Most punchable face in politics right now...even over Trump.
ChumpDumper
10-27-2023, 01:27 AM
I can't blame Democrats for not voting to keep Kevin as Speaker. However, "realpolitik" maybe should have played a role here... and they probably could have helped elect a moderate(ish) Republican as Speaker. But now they've ended up with someone much further to the right of Kevin.
It's not going to make any practical difference. There are no moderates. Anyone elected speaker would be beholden to your bombthrowers.
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10-27-2023, 06:09 AM
I just can't listen to anything Matt Gaetz says. Most punchable face in politics right now...even over Trump.
All you'll do, bene-boy, is shit and fall back in it.
Him and the old man caught you fucks sleepin' at the wheel once and again and busted your holes with a Johnson.
"Who's the wild man now!!!"
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10-27-2023, 06:11 AM
I can't blame Democrats for not voting to keep Kevin as Speaker. However, "realpolitik" maybe should have played a role here... and they probably could have helped elect a moderate(ish) Republican as Speaker. But now they've ended up with someone much further to the right of Kevin.
Trump worked 'em like $3 whores.
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10-27-2023, 06:11 AM
And Trump moved super fast so that CNN couldn't get, or, make a dossier to thwart this guy. It was all over in way less than 24 hours.
Trump did that.
Trump.
It's not going to make any practical difference. There are no moderates. Anyone elected speaker would be beholden to your bombthrowers.
Of course there are moderates. Republicans in districts Biden won are almost all not like like this guy. :lol
And if Democrats had helped elect a moderate as Speaker, then he/she wouldn't be beholden to the Freedom Caucus to keep the job.
ChumpDumper
10-27-2023, 03:43 PM
Of course there are moderates. Republicans in districts Biden won are almost all not like like this guy. :lolAll the Republicans voted for him.
And if Democrats had helped elect a moderate as Speaker, then he/she wouldn't be beholden to the Freedom Caucus to keep the job.All the Republicans voted for him.
All the Republicans voted for him.
All the Republicans voted for him.
The moderates got strong-armed into it and people were getting death threats from the lunatics.
The majority of the conference had their pick forced out twice by hardliners. That's why.
ChumpDumper
10-27-2023, 03:55 PM
The moderates got strong-armed into it and people were getting death threats from the lunatics.
The majority of the conference had their pick forced out twice by hardliners. That's why.Changes nothing.
There was already a "moderate" and there was no cooperation then. The entire party has been taken over by MAGA douches and moderates can only fall in line.
Changes nothing.
There was already a "moderate" and there was no cooperation then. The entire party has been taken over by MAGA douches and moderates can only fall in line.
Kevin had to stay in line because he was totally reliant on Republican votes. Dems could have had a say and then the Speaker would have been more free.
ChumpDumper
10-27-2023, 04:11 PM
Kevin had to stay in line because he was totally reliant on Republican votes. Dems could have had a say and then the Speaker would have been more free.More free to what?
What did McCarthy do for Democrats?
baseline bum
10-27-2023, 10:18 PM
The moderates got strong-armed into it and people were getting death threats from the lunatics.
The majority of the conference had their pick forced out twice by hardliners. That's why.
Moderates :rollin
Hilarious that Mitt Romney who tried to end Medicare is considered the textbook 'moderate' by modern Republican standards. And McCarthy framed as a moderate is funny as shit.
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10-27-2023, 11:59 PM
More free to what?
What did McCarthy do for Democrats?
To hear CNN tell it, Dumper...EVERYTHING.
Winehole23
10-28-2023, 01:10 AM
We have a secular constitutional order on purpose.
The founders knew what they were doing. MAGA fabulists and theocrats are pissing backwards on it.
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ElNono
10-28-2023, 01:33 AM
I can't blame Democrats for not voting to keep Kevin as Speaker. However, "realpolitik" maybe should have played a role here... and they probably could have helped elect a moderate(ish) Republican as Speaker. But now they've ended up with someone much further to the right of Kevin.
They really couldn't. Nobody in the GOP is going to work with Democrats unless it's a major emergency they created themselves (see: shutdown), or they'll get primaried right away.
As long as they run their party as a cult, there's little wiggle room there.
ElNono
10-28-2023, 01:34 AM
Republicans are going to expel Santos from the House next week.
Don't think for a second that many wouldn't love to do the same to Matt after the Ethics probe is finished.
Are you sure about that? I know the NY GOP folks are going to try, but at least Johnson isn't on board with it.
HemisfairArena
10-28-2023, 02:09 AM
Are you sure about that? I know the NY GOP folks are going to try, but at least Johnson isn't on board with it.
Lmao,,,typical democrat twisting things to their narrative,,,,Johnson didnt say he wasnt on board with it,,,,he said everyone is afforded due process. You piece of shits always want to convict someone and assume they are guilty before they have their day in court. this nation was built on innocent until proven guilty but you democrats have turned that on its head,,,,but carry on with your agenda, nono,,,,lmao
ChumpDumper
10-28-2023, 02:33 AM
Lmao,,,typical democrat twisting things to their narrative,,,,Johnson didnt say he wasnt on board with it,,,,he said everyone is afforded due process. You piece of shits always want to convict someone and assume they are guilty before they have their day in court. this nation was built on innocent until proven guilty but you democrats have turned that on its head,,,,but carry on with your agenda, nono,,,,lmao
"Lock her up!"
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10-28-2023, 04:32 AM
We have a secular constitutional order on purpose.
The founders knew what they were doing. MAGA fabulists and theocrats are pissing backwards on it.
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.........F'in' eh,
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10-28-2023, 04:32 AM
Lmao,,,typical democrat twisting things to their narrative,,,,Johnson didnt say he wasnt on board with it,,,,he said everyone is afforded due process. You piece of shits always want to convict someone and assume they are guilty before they have their day in court. this nation was built on innocent until proven guilty but you democrats have turned that on its head,,,,but carry on with your agenda, nono,,,,lmao
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10-28-2023, 04:34 AM
They really couldn't. Nobody in the GOP is going to work with Democrats unless it's a major emergency they created themselves (see: shutdown), or they'll get primaried right away.
As long as they run their party as a cult, there's little wiggle room there.
...just like you ran your's as a cult of assassination once Trump made President.
You started this shit, El, and now it shall be forever and ever. Amen.
ElNono
10-28-2023, 04:36 AM
Lmao,,,typical democrat twisting things to their narrative,,,,Johnson didnt say he wasnt on board with it,,,,he said everyone is afforded due process. You piece of shits always want to convict someone and assume they are guilty before they have their day in court. this nation was built on innocent until proven guilty but you democrats have turned that on its head,,,,but carry on with your agenda, nono,,,,lmao
lmao rooting for that corrupt piece of shit... no surprises there...
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10-28-2023, 04:38 AM
lmao rooting for that corrupt piece of shit... no surprises there...
You're just as corrupt and as corrupt as the MSM is that assists you night and day.
American Democracy, my ass.
daboom1
10-28-2023, 12:44 PM
Moderates :rollin
Hilarious that Mitt Romney who tried to end Medicare is considered the textbook 'moderate' by modern Republican standards. And McCarthy framed as a moderate is funny as shit.
Romney and McCarthy are RiNOs who want to get rich of that Ukraine money just like all the Dems. The difference is we call out our bad apples. Everything is hunky-dory for Dems who vote like a hive mind.
daboom1
10-28-2023, 12:48 PM
Lmao,,,typical democrat twisting things to their narrative,,,,Johnson didnt say he wasnt on board with it,,,,he said everyone is afforded due process. You piece of shits always want to convict someone and assume they are guilty before they have their day in court. this nation was built on innocent until proven guilty but you democrats have turned that on its head,,,,but carry on with your agenda, nono,,,,lmao
Fascism is here. Obama and Biden weaponized the DOJ and the FBI. Even the IRS has a Gestapo.
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10-28-2023, 01:16 PM
Romney and McCarthy are RiNOs who want to get rich of that Ukraine money just like all the Dems. The difference is we call out our bad apples. Everything is hunky-dory for Dems who vote like a hive mind.
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10-28-2023, 01:17 PM
Fascism is here. Obama and Biden weaponized the DOJ and the FBI. Even the IRS has a Gestapo.
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baseline bum
10-28-2023, 01:53 PM
Romney and McCarthy are RiNOs who want to get rich of that Ukraine money just like all the Dems. The difference is we call out our bad apples. Everything is hunky-dory for Dems who vote like a hive mind.
:rollin
Will Hunting
10-28-2023, 02:12 PM
Romney and McCarthy are RiNOs who want to get rich of that Ukraine money just like all the Dems. The difference is we call out our bad apples. Everything is hunky-dory for Dems who vote like a hive mind.
So does that mean you’ll call out Ivanka getting rich on the 100+ Chinese patents she used her daddeh’s presidency to secure for herself?
daboom1
10-28-2023, 02:15 PM
So does that mean you’ll call out Ivanka getting rich on the 100+ Chinese patents she used her daddeh’s presidency to secure for herself?
Ivanka was in the United States Congress? I had no idea.
Will Hunting
10-28-2023, 02:19 PM
Ivanka was in the United States Congress? I had no idea.
She was an official in the Trump administration and used her government capacity to obtain Chinese patents for her private business interests. Are you gonna pretend that’s not overt corruption :lol
ChumpDumper
10-28-2023, 02:46 PM
Fascism is here. Obama and Biden weaponized the DOJ and the FBI. Even the IRS has a Gestapo.So now you're saying Presidents can prosecute.
:lol Qhris
Do you think Hillary Clinton is guilty of any crimes?
Yes or no.
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10-28-2023, 04:39 PM
So does that mean you’ll call out Ivanka getting rich on the 100+ Chinese patents she used her daddeh’s presidency to secure for herself?
No, da is not going to do that, Will, but going forward they'll be no more of Ivanka sitting on da's face, ass end first.
Satisfied?
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10-28-2023, 04:40 PM
Ivanka was in the United States Congress? I had no idea.
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ElNono
11-01-2023, 09:28 PM
Republicans are going to expel Santos from the House next week.
Don't think for a second that many wouldn't love to do the same to Matt after the Ethics probe is finished.
Are you sure about that? I know the NY GOP folks are going to try, but at least Johnson isn't on board with it.
Welp...
Cry Havoc
11-01-2023, 09:36 PM
https://newrepublic.com/post/176550/where-mike-johnson-money-bank-account
What Is Happening With Mike Johnson’s Money?
A new report reveals House Speaker Mike Johnson doesn’t have a single bank account. So where the hell is his money?
House Speaker Mike Johnson makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year but apparently does not have a bank account, a new report revealed Wednesday.
Johnson was first elected in 2016 and has served on the Hill ever since. In all seven financial disclosure forms he submitted for those years, he has not mentioned holding a single bank account, The Daily Beast reported.
The House Ethics Committee requires members of Congress to disclose all of their household’s bank accounts if the accounts each hold at least $1,000 and have a combined value of more than $5,000. Johnson has made at least $174,000 per year from the combination of his representative salary and any additional payments he received, such as from a teaching appearance. Johnson’s wife has two streams of income, from two different employers.
But on his financial disclosures, Johnson has listed only one asset: a retirement account. In 2016, he listed a state government Fidelity account valued between $1,000 and $15,000. He transferred those savings to a Thrift Savings plan, a federal program, the following year. Johnson appears to have cashed out the entire account in 2021, because he lists no assets at all on his 2022 form.
Johnson’s disclosure forms are remarkably sparse. He lists almost no travel reimbursements or gifts, and relatively little external income.
But Johnson does owe a lot of money. Every year, he has listed a mortgage on which he owes hundreds of thousands of dollars and a personal loan on which he owes tens of thousands. In 2019, he opened up a home equity line of credit, also worth tens of thousands of dollars.
It is, of course, possible that Johnson really has no bank accounts and just keeps all his money in sacks of cash hidden under his mattress. Another explanation could be that he has selective amnesia and has forgotten to disclose his assets for seven years. But several ethics experts offered another reason: Johnson is terrible at managing the money he makes and may be in massive debt.
“He owes hundreds of thousands of dollars between a mortgage, personal loan, and home equity line of credit, so where did that money go?” Jordan Libowitz, the communications director for the watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, told The Daily Beast. “If he truly has no bank account and no assets, it raises questions about his personal financial wellbeing.”
Welp...
31 Democrats didn't vote for it either... Pretty unreal how low the place has gone.
https://newrepublic.com/post/176550/where-mike-johnson-money-bank-account
What Is Happening With Mike Johnson’s Money?
A new report reveals House Speaker Mike Johnson doesn’t have a single bank account. So where the hell is his money?
House Speaker Mike Johnson makes hundreds of thousands of dollars a year but apparently does not have a bank account, a new report revealed Wednesday.
Johnson was first elected in 2016 and has served on the Hill ever since. In all seven financial disclosure forms he submitted for those years, he has not mentioned holding a single bank account, The Daily Beast reported.
The House Ethics Committee requires members of Congress to disclose all of their household’s bank accounts if the accounts each hold at least $1,000 and have a combined value of more than $5,000. Johnson has made at least $174,000 per year from the combination of his representative salary and any additional payments he received, such as from a teaching appearance. Johnson’s wife has two streams of income, from two different employers.
But on his financial disclosures, Johnson has listed only one asset: a retirement account. In 2016, he listed a state government Fidelity account valued between $1,000 and $15,000. He transferred those savings to a Thrift Savings plan, a federal program, the following year. Johnson appears to have cashed out the entire account in 2021, because he lists no assets at all on his 2022 form.
Johnson’s disclosure forms are remarkably sparse. He lists almost no travel reimbursements or gifts, and relatively little external income.
But Johnson does owe a lot of money. Every year, he has listed a mortgage on which he owes hundreds of thousands of dollars and a personal loan on which he owes tens of thousands. In 2019, he opened up a home equity line of credit, also worth tens of thousands of dollars.
It is, of course, possible that Johnson really has no bank accounts and just keeps all his money in sacks of cash hidden under his mattress. Another explanation could be that he has selective amnesia and has forgotten to disclose his assets for seven years. But several ethics experts offered another reason: Johnson is terrible at managing the money he makes and may be in massive debt.
“He owes hundreds of thousands of dollars between a mortgage, personal loan, and home equity line of credit, so where did that money go?” Jordan Libowitz, the communications director for the watchdog group Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, told The Daily Beast. “If he truly has no bank account and no assets, it raises questions about his personal financial wellbeing.”
How can anyone in this day and age not have a bank account? There's some real smoke there.
Cry Havoc
11-01-2023, 09:44 PM
How can anyone in this day and age not have a bank account? There's some real smoke there.
That isn't smoke, it's a four alarm fire. Johnson is trying to defund the IRS.
ElNono
11-01-2023, 10:02 PM
31 Democrats didn't vote for it either... Pretty unreal how low the place has gone.
I don't know why Democrats have anything to do with this. This was a GOP motion, and the guy is a GOP member.
It was just pretty obvious they're not going to drop that guy with the slim majority they have.
FuzzyLumpkins
11-01-2023, 10:04 PM
Expelling a member for lying to donors and constituents sets a precedent congresspeople do not want. This should not be surprising.
HemisfairArena
11-02-2023, 01:35 AM
I swear this country is so fucked up,,,,how do democrats vote to keep Santos?,,,,,lmao. And then republicans turn around and vote with democrats to not censure Thalib,,,,lmao
MultiTroll
11-02-2023, 08:58 AM
Since when do ethics and morals have anything to do with politicians?
Not surprised.
It is sickening.
benefactor
11-02-2023, 09:42 AM
Since when do ethics and morals have anything to do with politicians?
Not surprised.
It is sickening.
So is liking children tbh
MultiTroll
11-02-2023, 09:53 AM
^^^^
:lol Old alcoholic can't get it up?
benefactor
11-02-2023, 10:07 AM
^^^^
:lol Old alcoholic can't get it up?
I had pretty solid morning sex with the mrs this morning. Which high school year book did you choose to jerk off to today?
MultiTroll
11-02-2023, 10:12 AM
Don't need to post about sex with Mrs. on ST.
Did you wear your Vulcan ears while she bent you over?
benefactor
11-02-2023, 10:14 AM
Don't need to post about sex with Mrs. on ST.
Did you wear your Vulcan ears while she bent you over?
Why not? I actually enjoy sex with my wife who is my age.
MultiTroll
11-02-2023, 10:23 AM
Why not? I actually enjoy sex with my wife who is my age.
Hey if getting bent over while you wear your Vulcan ears is your thing, more power to you. :lol
Personal decision imo. :toast
ChumpDumper
11-02-2023, 11:49 AM
:lol Fabbs can't discuss consentual sex.
Thread
11-02-2023, 01:01 PM
Hey if getting bent over while you wear your Vulcan ears is your thing, more power to you. :lol
Personal decision imo. :toast
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRTKeJw0rn9f7jgZnS_J1yovybMW8y0W CQB0mk6oenyR7Ky4NuBzTWG6TKmdw&s
Cry Havoc
11-02-2023, 01:08 PM
I personally love how in this forum the mic drop jpg has become synonymous for "idiots jerking each other off for saying stupid shit".
It's a nice touch.
Thread
11-02-2023, 01:12 PM
I personally love how in this forum the mic drop jpg has become synonymous for "idiots jerking each other off for saying stupid shit".
It's a nice touch.
Then you'll remain in love, because, sweetheart, I'm gonna supply you with it ever more.
ChumpDumper
11-02-2023, 01:34 PM
I personally love how in this forum the mic drop jpg has become synonymous for "idiots jerking each other off for saying stupid shit".
It's a nice touch.
:lol it's supposed to mean they're done.
These idiots can never stop spamming.
Cry Havoc
11-02-2023, 02:21 PM
Then you'll remain in love, because, sweetheart, I'm gonna supply you with it ever more.
It's cute how you guys need to encourage each other because you keep getting embarrassed in these discussions.
Have y'all figured out how to spin your boy not knowing Hamas was a terrorist organization instead of the last name of a guy yet? :lol
Thread
11-02-2023, 02:34 PM
It's cute how you guys need to encourage each other because you keep getting embarrassed in these discussions.
Have y'all figured out how to spin your boy not knowing Hamas was a terrorist organization instead of the last name of a guy yet? :lol
I'll answer thru Holden "Pike Bishop' -The Wild Bunch-..."When you side a man you stay with him and if you can't do that then you're finished, we're all finished."
I know people still who have nary idea that Santana is a man, and not just band name. It's adorable. I used to bait 'em in the circa just to see if they knew..."Man that Santana's "Black Magic Woman" is fuckin' fine, Jim."
"What a band, Dale."
"Well, I'm talking about him and that song."
"Who, it's a band, right?"
"Yes, but that's Carlos Santana."
"Wow, I didn't know."
Cry Havoc
11-02-2023, 02:40 PM
Imagine admitting you need to form a little gang on a sports message board. :lol :lol :lol
Thread
11-02-2023, 02:51 PM
Imagine admitting you need to form a little gang on a sports message board. :lol :lol :lol
I don't want you cuttin' my head off seein' as how you about bit it off the other day, Cry. I never saw it comin', much to my satisfaction the more I reflected upon it.
Cry Havoc
11-02-2023, 02:53 PM
I don't want you cuttin' my head off seein' as how you about bit it off the other day, Cry. I never saw it comin', much to my satisfaction the more I reflected upon it.
Worry ye not, for I do not kink shame.
It's my religion.
Chucho
11-02-2023, 02:57 PM
:lol Fabbs can't discuss consentual sex.
Easily the best post of the day.
MultiTroll Fabbs @faggs @pedophile
Come address this, you fucking criminal deviant loser punching bag.
Thread
11-02-2023, 05:18 PM
Worry ye not, for I do not kink shame.
It's my religion.
You've never offered an apology your entire life, Cry. No sense in breaking the record now.
MultiTroll
11-02-2023, 06:43 PM
:lol Fabbs can't discuss consentual sex.
ChumpHumper has never brought up the subject.
Oh snap! :rollin
RandomGuy
11-03-2023, 06:55 AM
How can anyone in this day and age not have a bank account? There's some real smoke there.
He is in tight with a lot of conservative PACs through his previous connections. I see a lot of red flags here.
It is hilarious that he is lecturing Democrats on personal responsibility.
Thread
11-03-2023, 07:27 AM
He is in tight with a lot of conservative PACs through his previous connections. I see a lot of red flags here.
It is hilarious that he is lecturing Democrats on personal responsibility.
Trump busted your hole, RG, gettin' him in there like that.
Trump did that.
Winehole23
11-03-2023, 11:42 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-BfEbAWQAAcJte?format=jpg&name=small
Thread
11-04-2023, 12:17 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-BfEbAWQAAcJte?format=jpg&name=small
Thank Christ and President Trump they're late. That was not by accident I assure you, Winester. Masterful strategy by Trump to get him in there before the D's and RINO's create a dossier & strategy to indict him on the spot.
Trump did that.
Trump
Cry Havoc
11-05-2023, 06:45 PM
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/
Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other’s Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
"I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate," Speaker of the House says of his "accountability partner"
His son is 17. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Spurminator
11-05-2023, 08:16 PM
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/
Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other’s Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
"I’m proud to tell ya, my son has got a clean slate," Speaker of the House says of his "accountability partner"
His son is 17. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
That kid's going to get someone pregnant in college.
Cry Havoc
11-05-2023, 08:54 PM
That kid's going to get someone pregnant in college.
They'll be super lucky if he doesn't get a sophomore in high school pregnant while he's in college.
Winehole23
11-06-2023, 10:56 AM
mystery man, Mike Johnson (https://x.com/SIfill_/status/1721196872109355472?s=20)
1721196872109355472
Cry Havoc
11-06-2023, 12:04 PM
mystery man, Mike Johnson (https://x.com/SIfill_/status/1721196872109355472?s=20)
1721196872109355472
"I was a man of modest means"
Ah yes, TIL that having a fucking bank account makes you a bougie richer like I did when I was 11 and working in corn fields. From the party who's "billionaire" leader is a "humble man of the people". :lol
There is a 0% chance this guy isn't on the take for someone. He's a massive national security risk.
Thread
11-06-2023, 12:08 PM
"I was a man of modest means"
Ah yes, TIL that having a fucking bank account makes you a bougie richer like I did when I was 11 and working in corn fields. From the party who's "billionaire" leader is a "humble man of the people". :lol
There is a 0% chance this guy isn't on the take for someone. He's a massive national security risk.
...next you'll try to blow him up, or, hack his head off, Cry.
tee, hee.
Cry Havoc
11-06-2023, 12:12 PM
...next you'll try to blow him up, or, hack his head off, Cry.
tee, hee.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic01.nyt.com%2Fimages%2F2017% 2F08%2F14%2Fus%2F14FARRIGHT-1%2F14jpTRUMP-articleLarge.jpg%3Fquality%3D75%26auto%3Dwebp%26di sable%3Dupscale&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=51d6f41f98cdbf9ba0908266f189ea7340c09386580597 4c7f273c0351139372&ipo=images
Cry Havoc
11-06-2023, 12:12 PM
https://www.newsweek.com/mike-johnson-porn-monitoring-remarks-national-security-concerns-1841054
Mike Johnson's Porn 'Monitoring' Remarks Spark National Security Concerns
Resurfaced comments in which new House Speaker Mike Johnson talked about how he and his son monitor each other's online activity using "accountability software" have raised questions about national security.
Johnson, a Republican who was first elected to Congress in 2016, spoke in 2022 about how he installed software called Covenant Eyes on his devices during a panel called "War on Technology" at Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, Louisiana, Rolling Stone reported.
According to a clip first posted on X, formerly Twitter, by a user called Receipt Maven, Johnson spoke about how the subscription-based service helps people abstain from internet porn and "objectionable" websites.
Thread
11-06-2023, 12:14 PM
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fstatic01.nyt.com%2Fimages%2F2017% 2F08%2F14%2Fus%2F14FARRIGHT-1%2F14jpTRUMP-articleLarge.jpg%3Fquality%3D75%26auto%3Dwebp%26di sable%3Dupscale&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=51d6f41f98cdbf9ba0908266f189ea7340c09386580597 4c7f273c0351139372&ipo=images
Nazi occupied Ukraine.
tee, hee.
Cry Havoc
11-06-2023, 12:21 PM
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11-06-2023, 12:23 PM
https://www.newsweek.com/mike-johnson-porn-monitoring-remarks-national-security-concerns-1841054
Mike Johnson's Porn 'Monitoring' Remarks Spark National Security Concerns
Resurfaced comments in which new House Speaker Mike Johnson talked about how he and his son monitor each other's online activity using "accountability software" have raised questions about national security.
Johnson, a Republican who was first elected to Congress in 2016, spoke in 2022 about how he installed software called Covenant Eyes on his devices during a panel called "War on Technology" at Cypress Baptist Church in Benton, Louisiana, Rolling Stone reported.
According to a clip first posted on X, formerly Twitter, by a user called Receipt Maven, Johnson spoke about how the subscription-based service helps people abstain from internet porn and "objectionable" websites.
You're just cross because while you thought you had Trump pinned down in the courts, said Trump was pullin' your pants down and settin' 'em on your ankles getting MJ in there.
Trump, Cry, Trump did that.
tee, hee.
Thread
11-06-2023, 12:29 PM
...next you'll try to blow him up, or, hack his head off, Cry.
tee, hee.
This is the post that caused old Cry to set old Dale into his [To Ignore] section. Next time, big shot, come hard, else stay on the fuckin' porch with Hillary & the young-uns.
lmvictoriousao!!!
Cry Havoc
11-06-2023, 01:02 PM
This is the post that caused old Cry to set old Dale into his [To Ignore] section. Next time, big shot, come hard, else stay on the fuckin' porch with Hillary & the young-uns.
lmvictoriousao!!!
You're just too boring to waste time reading your posts, dude. Wasn't an issue before your entire life revolved around daddy trump.
Off with ya, now. I miss when it was actually humorous reading your diatribes instead of just extreme tedium.
Thread
11-06-2023, 01:14 PM
You're just too boring to waste time reading your posts, dude. Wasn't an issue before your entire life revolved around daddy trump.
Off with ya, now. I miss when it was actually humorous reading your diatribes instead of just extreme tedium.
You'll be back, sweetheart.
Let us proceed...
daboom1
11-06-2023, 06:14 PM
You'll be back, sweetheart.
Let us proceed...
He'll be back again...and again, and again, and again.
Winehole23
11-09-2023, 11:18 AM
GOP has pulled two spending bills this week because they couldn' get enough Republican votes.
Government shuts down next week without a deal.
Where is House leadership on this?
Thread
11-09-2023, 11:28 AM
GOP has pulled two spending bills this week because they couldn' get enough Republican votes.
Government shuts down next week without a deal.
Where is House leadership on this?
SHUT IT DOWN.
ElNono
11-10-2023, 04:01 AM
GOP has pulled two spending bills this week because they couldn' get enough Republican votes.
Government shuts down next week without a deal.
Where is House leadership on this?
the what? :lol
Thread
11-10-2023, 04:57 AM
the what? :lol
The House leadership, El, you know the leadership that Trump took over when you was all celebrating and shoved that Johnson fellow so far up your fuckin' ass that you can use it for a hump. That one.
tee, hee.
benefactor
11-13-2023, 10:23 AM
Shutdown incoming. Hopefully it happens and leads to this pack of retards getting voted out
boutons_deux
11-13-2023, 11:09 AM
Louisiana Man exposing Louisiana fascist biblical-obsessed "Christian" nationalist unbanked theocrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPsQOPY6_MA&ab_channel=Politicon
boutons_deux
11-13-2023, 11:30 AM
...
boutons_deux
11-13-2023, 11:31 AM
Shutdown incoming. Hopefully it happens and leads to this pack of retards getting voted out
Thanksgiving week travel will be hellish, if air travel at all possible
Thread
11-13-2023, 11:57 AM
Shutdown incoming. Hopefully it happens and leads to this pack of retards getting voted out
Shut.it.down.
Thread
11-13-2023, 11:58 AM
Thanksgiving week travel will be hellish, if air travel at all possible
Excellent!!!
Winehole23
11-14-2023, 01:08 PM
This (http://https://x.com/maxpcohen/status/1724431067560452487?s=20) is essentially what McCarthy was booted for.
Republicans still can't get their shit together.
1724431067560452487
Thread
11-14-2023, 01:16 PM
This (http://https://x.com/maxpcohen/status/1724431067560452487?s=20) is essentially what McCarthy was booted for.
Republicans still can't get their shit together.
1724431067560452487
SHUT.IT.DOWN.
Ef-man
11-14-2023, 01:32 PM
This (http://https://x.com/maxpcohen/status/1724431067560452487?s=20) is essentially what McCarthy was booted for.
Republicans still can't get their shit together.
1724431067560452487
They are bending knee after breaking the previous knee for bending. :lol
Thread
11-14-2023, 01:54 PM
They are bending knee after breaking the previous knee for bending. :lol
Hey, Effy, sweetheart; you've been called over at the [Veteran's Day '23] Thread. Chop/chop!
tee, hee.
ChumpDumper
11-14-2023, 03:22 PM
:lmao hopefully someone has video of this bullshit
1724452392811286565
https://twitter.com/cgrisales/status/1724452392811286565
Thread
11-14-2023, 03:29 PM
:lmao hopefully someone has video of this bullshit
1724452392811286565
https://twitter.com/cgrisales/status/1724452392811286565
Big damn deal, Dumper, when Trump made President you threatened to blow him, his wife and their child up as they moved on into White House.
In for penny.
In for pound.
benefactor
11-14-2023, 03:37 PM
:lmao hopefully someone has video of this bullshit
1724452392811286565
https://twitter.com/cgrisales/status/1724452392811286565
Apparently he elbowed him in the back lol
spurraider21
11-14-2023, 03:48 PM
1724520977176908207
strong karate kyle vibes
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1d/57/e2/1d57e2d0f797527bf1b062d140a5f40a.jpg
Ef-man
11-14-2023, 04:03 PM
1724520977176908207
strong karate kyle vibes
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1d/57/e2/1d57e2d0f797527bf1b062d140a5f40a.jpg
Certainly worth watching if it were pay per view.
Thread
11-14-2023, 04:11 PM
Apparently he elbowed him in the back lol
1724520977176908207
strong karate kyle vibes
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1d/57/e2/1d57e2d0f797527bf1b062d140a5f40a.jpg
Certainly worth watching if it were pay per view.
Big damn deal, Bene, 21, & Effy*, when Trump made President you threatened to blow him, his wife and their child up as they moved on into White House.
In for penny.
In for pound.
* denotes...[[[Have you been over to our rendezvous, Effy, sweetheart?]]]
Thread
11-14-2023, 04:12 PM
* denotes...[[[Have you been over to our rendezvous, Effy, sweetheart?]]]
No, you ain't! I miss you, honey-buns.
ChumpDumper
11-14-2023, 06:07 PM
:lmao what is wrong with these people?
1724476294614720764
benefactor
11-14-2023, 06:14 PM
lmao what the hell:lol:lol
Cry Havoc
11-14-2023, 07:43 PM
:lmao what is wrong with these people?
1724476294614720764
Fucking children with no idea how to use their brains.
No wonder they're popular with the GOP.
Winehole23
11-14-2023, 10:18 PM
lol challenging a teamster to a fight at a Senate hearing
Thread
11-14-2023, 10:26 PM
lol challenging a teamster to a fight at a Senate hearing
You got that beat with General Milley threatening to shoot President Trump to death...a fortnight later...Milley: "Uh, uh, I uh, yeah, I'm, I apolog..."
Winehole23
11-14-2023, 10:29 PM
Here's the brave man cowering behind cover while the MAGA mob was attacking the US Congress.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-6j8aHboAAMxeN?format=jpg&name=900x900
Cry Havoc
11-14-2023, 10:44 PM
lol challenging a teamster to a fight at a Senate hearing
In a diplomatic chamber.
Cry Havoc
11-14-2023, 10:45 PM
Here's the brave man cowering behind cover while the MAGA mob was attacking the US Congress.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-6j8aHboAAMxeN?format=jpg&name=900x900
Huh, weird, almost like he's either a giant pussy considering the MAGAts here insist it was just a bunch of people walking around, or there was a credible threat on his life.
Thread
11-14-2023, 10:52 PM
Here's the brave man cowering behind cover while the MAGA mob was attacking the US Congress.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F-6j8aHboAAMxeN?format=jpg&name=900x900
Looks like Hedo Turkaglue after Horry hit that late 3. tee, hee.
Thread
11-14-2023, 10:55 PM
Huh, weird, almost like he's either a giant pussy considering the MAGAts here insist it was just a bunch of people walking around, or there was a credible threat on his life.
...Horry being the credible threat, stayed where Jackson told him to and sure enough numb nuts Webber walked away from him..."Bang! Actung, baby Actung!!!"
Hedo waiting for the bus back to Sacramento.
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