Dear Kobe,

[TheSanityAnnex]

Fuck you.




Love,

Shaq

[DirkAB]

PS: DWade is a better player than you.

[Burn531]

Fuck you.




Love,

Shaq


:lol :lmao :rollin

[strangeweather]

:lmao

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Kobe,



How many rings you got?



Love,

Shaq

[Rip-Hamilton32]

dear shaq: i didn't play like shit in the playoffs

kobe..

[kingsfan]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif

[DirkAB]

dear shaq: i didn't play like shit in the playoffs

kobe..

PS: Except for game 7 when I laid down to prove a point.

[Burn531]

:lol

[TheSanityAnnex]

dear shaq: i didn't play like shit in the playoffs

kobe..Dear Kobe,

How many games did you play in the playoffs this year?


Love,

Shaq

[DirkAB]

Dear Kobe,

How many games did you play in the playoffs this year?


Love,

Shaq

Dear Shaq,

I played 3 1/2 games against the Suns.


Arrogantly yours,

Kobe

[atxrocker]

:lmao :lmao this thead is great.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Shaq,


How much to come back?


Love,

Jerry Buss

[JMarkJohns]

Dear Kobe,

How my replacements workin' out fer ya?! Your's? JUUUUSTTTT FIIINNNEE!

Up yours sincerely...

Shaq

[DirkAB]

Dear Shaq,

Four rings? Big fuckin' deal, I scored 81 points in a game! That's what I care about.


Forever Smug,

Kobe

[E20]

Shaq and Kobe are friends now.

[DirkAB]

Shaq and Kobe are friends now.

You should change your screen name to wet blanket.

[JMarkJohns]

Shaq and Kobe are friends now.

I suppose this would have been the same line of thought had Stern chook Cuban's hand had Dallas won the Title?

Shaq did what he felt was best. Same with Kobe. Doesn't mean they are inviting each other to important occasions or congratulating the other after a big win.

They are not friends.

[Spicoli's Girlfriend]

Dear Pat Riley,
You are the BEST COACH I ever had.
Love always,
Shaq

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Kobe:

This shit worked out so much better with Dwyane.

Love, GP

[E20]

I suppose this would have been the same line of thought had Stern chook Cuban's hand had Dallas won the Title?

Shaq did what he felt was best. Same with Kobe. Doesn't mean they are inviting each other to important occasions or congratulating the other after a big win.

They are not friends.
Yeah they are.

[JMarkJohns]

Please.

[atxrocker]

You should change your screen name to wet blanket.


:lmao

[J.T.]

Dear Kobe:

This shit worked out so much better with Dwyane.

Love, GP

:lmao

[T-Pain]

this entire thread is hilarious!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Dwyane:

Congratulations! Might I suggest now a relaxing off-season vacation in Colorado?

Thinking of you,
Kobe

[E20]

Please.
How do you know they're not? :rolleyes :lol

[JMarkJohns]

How do you know they're not? :rolleyes :lol

Better question. How do you know they are?

Because they shook hands?

[DirkAB]

Dear Dwyane:

Congratulations! Might I suggest now a relaxing off-season vacation in Colorado?

Thinking of you,
Kobe

We have a winner.

[Darrin]

Dear Kobe,

I'll let you borrow it sometime.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/oly_full.getty-71107813mc077_nba_finals_ga_1_06_15_am.jpg

Love,

Wade.

[PaceMonster]

^^ hahahAhahaha lmfao DATS HILARIOUS MAN

[jman3000]

do they have to change that thing every year or what?

Chauncey was the last to get the big fat one and Duncan's looked smaller... maybe they just can't get a design they like?

[Darrin]

do they have to change that thing every year or what?

Chauncey was the last to get the big fat one and Duncan's looked smaller... maybe they just can't get a design they like?

I think it's the same design as last year. Thye had the same Finals MVP (up until last year) all 17 years I have watched.

[polandprzem]

Dear Kobe,

I'll let you borrow it sometime.

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/oly_full.getty-71107813mc077_nba_finals_ga_1_06_15_am.jpg

Love,

Wade.

Dear Wade

I didn't need your Wheaties, I can buy them by myself


Love,
Kobe

[Axl Van Dam]

:king How do you like me now boy....................


SHAQ

[PaceMonster]

Dear Wade

I didn't need your Wheaties, I can buy them by myself


Love,
Kobe

That was dry

[polandprzem]

That was dry

Yes it was

[jman3000]

I think it's the same design as last year. Thye had the same Finals MVP (up until last year) all 17 years I have watched.

You're right ... all the shot's with Tim holding it he's kinda covering up the base. I thought his looked different but from the shots it looks the same.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I was surprised this thread kept going after E20's numerous attempts at killing it.



Kobe's Colorado line was top notch.

[Amare_32]

Dear Kobe,

Do you need a hug?


Up yours

Raja's mom
________
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________
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[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Kobe,



I warned you I wasn't as good.



Love,

Chris Mihm

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Dear Kobe,

CAAAAAAAAAN YOOOOOOOOOOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIG IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?!?!!??!

Warmest regards,
Shaq.

[atxrocker]

dear phil,

go fuck yourself


Pat

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Karl Malone,


I got one bitch.


Love,

Gary Payton

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Karl Malone,


I got one bitch.


Love,

Gary Payton

:lmao

[atxrocker]

Dear Pat,

call me

Love,
Jeanie Buss

[atxrocker]

Dear Kobe,

and the big fella didn't have to be in his prime for us to win

Dwayne

[samikeyp]

Kobe,

After watching Shaq win the title you should soothe your hurt feelings with a nice meal.

Its on us.

Love,
Sacramento. :)

[atxrocker]

Dear Kobe,

Fuck your 81 pts, eat me.

Love,
2006 Finals MVP

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Pat,

call me

Love,
Jeanie Buss
:tu

[TheSanityAnnex]

Kobe,

After watching Shaq win the title you should soothe your hurt feelings with a nice meal.

Its on us.

Love,
Sacramento. :)
Mmmmmmmmmm...........................Hyatt Burgers.

[samikeyp]

:lmao

[MadDog73]

Dear Pat,

call me

Love,
Jeanie Buss


:lol

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Shaq,



I miss Miami :cry




Love,

Lamar Odom

[atxrocker]

Dear city of Dallas,

the weather is great here. the pararde should be fun. when was your scheduled for again?


Love,
The City of Miami

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Stan,

PWNED!

Yours in the back,
Pat

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Pat,

Would you like to come on my show and make some remarks?

Sincerely,
David

[JealousOnesNV]

:lmao

[Darrin]

Mr. Wade,

I'll be by later this week for my trophy.

Thinking of you,

Joe Derosa.

[Darrin]

Dear Dirk,

Keep your chin up, young man.

Karl Malone.

[Darrin]

Dear Dirk,

Here's one of my MVP awards to comfort you.

Enjoying the Phoenix Sun,

Steve Nash.

[g_peso]

Dear Shaq,

We could have done the same thing if you would've shut up and been happy averaging 12 pts, but no, you to go Miami to learn that lesson

Love Kobe

[g_peso]

Dear Kobe,

You were right, I am pretty much finished, but at least I got one more than you....

Gonna get fat again this summer,
Shaq

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Commissioner:

Bitch, my next league improvement will be best 5 of 9.

xoxo

Mark

[strangeweather]

Dear Dirk,

Keep your chin up, young man.

Karl Malone.
:lmao

This whole thread is a total classic.

[BillsCarnage]

Dear Miami Heat,

Can i get one of those imitation rings that the fans get?

Micheal Finley

[Amare_32]

Dear Miami Heat,

Can i get one of those imitation rings that the fans get?

Micheal Finley



:lol
________
Weed (http://wwweed.com/)
________
Vaporizerinfo (http://johan-luis.tumblr.com/)

[Amare_32]

Dear Shaq

Please can I join the Heat next year. I will be your bitch. Please!!!!!!!!


Love,

Penny
________
Michigan medical marijuana (http://michigan.dispensaries.org/)
________
DOMINANTRIX live (http://camslivesexy.com/cam/DOMINANTRIX)

[ShoogarBear]

'SUUUUUUUUP Steve, Kirk, and Luke:

Yo, so how does it feel to be the only white starting PGs in the league without rings?

L8R to you,

J-Dub

[BillsCarnage]

Dear Mavs fans,

Don't worry after a few more finals losses it won't be so gut wrenching.

signed,

Phoenix Suns fans

[Darrin]

Shaq,

Way to show 'em, son!

Roger Clemens.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

dear shaq,

i told you we didn't have to do anything as long as we had wade..

the glove..

[atxrocker]

dear shaq,

i told you we didn't have to do anything as long as we had wade..

the glove..


:lmao

[atxrocker]

Dear Dirk,

was all that shit worth it now, bitch?

Love,
abused Exercise bike

[ShackO]

Kobe,

After watching Shaq win the title you should soothe your hurt feelings with a nice meal.

Its on us.

Love,
Sacramento. :)

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:smokin :clap

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Dirk,

was all that shit worth it now, bitch?

Love,
neglected Exercise bike

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[nbascribe]

Dear Jeanie,

I'd do you if you let me screw you in the ass like your father did me years ago.

Love,
Riles

[nbascribe]

Dear Kobe,

How much would it cost for you to take Dirk's place?

Mark

[nbrans]

Dear Dirk,

You're not me.

Love,
Larry

[nbascribe]

Dear Dirk,

You're not me.

Love,
Larry

:lmao

[nbascribe]

Dear Dirk:

I can help you with your game.

Love,
Peter McNeely

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Mark,

Fuck you and your show.

Love,
Dan Rather.

[RON ARTEST]

dear dirk,
how can you only score 2 fucking points in the fourth quarter?
love peja.

[T-Pain]

Dear Kobe,

suck my dick

Shaq

[RON ARTEST]

Dear duncan,
im more exciting than you because i go to the line 1,000 times a game.
love dwyane wade.

[Rip-Hamilton32]

dear wade,

shut up :(

duncan

[THE SIXTH MAN]

Dear Mr. Cuban,

How you like me now BITCH!!!

Love,
David Stern

[nbascribe]

Dear Pop,

Can you show me how to win a ring with a worthless center like Ericka?

Love
Avery "Stitch" Johnson

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Spurs fans,


We lost, I take back the Riverwalk comments.


Love,
Marc Cuban

[nbascribe]

Dear Mark:

Buy us a Boeing BBJ and maybe we'll talk.

Signed,
Peter Holt

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Mark,

You're an embarrassing douche.

Dan Synder

[nbascribe]

Dear Dan,

I concur.

Love,
T.O.

[atxrocker]

Dear Dirk,

You're not me.

Love,
Larry



:lmao :lmao

[E20]

Better question. How do you know they are?

Because they shook hands?
Avoiding the question. I asked you first.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Avoiding the question. I asked you first.
stop with this shit already. Dear Kobe or else................. :madrun

[chrischildz]

dear dallas

fuck ur town

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Kobe,



Team ball is a bitch.


Love,
D.Wade

[atxrocker]

dear vanessa,

fuck yo couch nigga


love,
shaunie

[Laker4Life]

Dear Spurs

we have 14 rings, how about you?

love lakers......

[jman3000]

Dear Spurs

we have 14 rings, how about you?

love lakers......

:elephant :elephant :elephant

:wakeup

[PaceMonster]

Dear Dirk,

You fucked me over, bitch. Find a new character you choke artist

Sincerely,
David Hasselhoff

[kingsfan]

dear dirk,
how can you only score 2 fucking points in the fourth quarter?
love peja.LMFAO
http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gifhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif
This thread is classichttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smitu.gif

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Dirk,

I've been hit harder by Shaq's daughters.

The Bicycle

[RON ARTEST]

Dear Dirk,

I've been hit harder by Shaq's daughters.

The Bicycle
:lmao oh shit i think i woke up the neighbors laughing so loud.

[strikemode14]

Dear Miami

Great Job on beating the Mavs

From
Terrell Owens

10 minutes later

TO has been released from the Dallas Cowboys.

[RON ARTEST]

Dear Miami

Great Job on beating the Mavs

From
Terrell Owens

10 minutes later

TO has been released from the Dallas Cowboys. :lol

[NBA Junkie]

Dear Mark,

Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it.

Love David.

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear duncan,
im more exciting than you because i go to the line 1,000 times a game.
love dwyane wade.


Dear Dwyane,

Being exciting is retarded.

Casually,
Tim

[NBA Junkie]

Dirk,

Congratulations on the playoff FT record. It's the only thing you're ever gonna win.

Sincerely,
MJ #23

[1Parker1]

Dear NBA Junkie,
I didn't make any FT record, just tied it.

Sincerely,
Dirk

:)

[RON ARTEST]

Dear Dwyane,

Being exciting is retarded.

Casually,
Tim
:lol

[NBA Junkie]

Dear NBA Junkie,
I didn't make any FT record, just tied it.

Sincerely,
Dirk

:)

Dirk,

Congratulations on kissing your sister. You still haven't won anything.

Sincerely,
NBA Junkie

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Pat,

What, no love to me?

Hurtfully,
Flip

[strikemode14]

Dear Pat,

What, no love to me?

Hurtfully,
Flip
:lol

[Leetonidas]

Dear stationary bike,

You better watch your back, bitch.

With love,
Dirk

[Crookshanks]

Dear Dirk,

Come see me on "America's Got Talent." I'll sing while you shoot freethrows!

Love,
David Hasselhoff

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

dear vanessa,

fuck yo couch nigga


love,
shaunie

http://www.everyschool.org/u/global/darrellm/assignments/RickJamesAura.jpg

[atxrocker]

http://www.everyschool.org/u/global/darrellm/assignments/RickJamesAura.jpg


:lmao

[atxrocker]

dear darko,

i thought you said i wouldn't regret it


love,
joe dumars

[atxrocker]

dear new jersey,

i knew i made the right move

fuck you,
zo

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Kobe,

I'm Rick James, Bitch!!!

http://www.staticfiends.com/suburbia/files/rick_james.jpg

[Rip-Hamilton32]

dear rick james

i like your smile

kobe

[strangeweather]

Dear stationary bike,

You better watch your back, bitch.

With love,
Dirk
:lmao

[pache100]

Dear Kobe...

See what teamwork can get you?

Sincerely yours,
Shaq

P.S. How are Phil's kidney stones? Still not passing? :madrun

[DarkReign]

Dear Miami,

You still got those street signs with me on them? Does that mean I get a ring?

Love,
Findog

[awmyplace]

Dear Miami,

You still got those street signs with me on them? Does that mean I get a ring?

Love,
Findog

:lmao

[DirkAB]

Dear Nick Van Exel & Mike Finley,

You picked the wrong gravey train bitches!!!!!!!!!


Sincerely,

Antione, Gary, and Alonzo

[nbascribe]

Dear Ross Perot, Jr:

You still want this clown Cuban to own the Mavs? We can take them back because we got more money than he does and make it a classy organization like Portland

Signed
Paul Allen and Zach Randolph

[Dunc]

Dear Dwyane,

Being exciting is retarded.

Casually,
Tim



:lmao:lmao

[atxrocker]

dear western conference,

surprise, surprise you cocky bastards


it was fun,
the eastern conference

[ShoogarBear]

dear western conference,

surprise, surprise you cocky bastards


it was fun,
the eastern conference:lol

[JMarkJohns]

Please don't let this thread die!

[RON ARTEST]

Dear Ross Perot, Jr:

You still want this clown Cuban to own the Mavs? We can take them back because we got more money than he does and make it a classy organization like Portland

Signed
Paul Allen and Zach Randolph
did you just say portland has a classy organization? wow

[RON ARTEST]

Dear eastern conference,
enjoy it while you can because the west is 100 times better.
yours truley,
the western conference.

[E20]

Dear Karl,

We miss you

Love
Shaq and Gary.

[RON ARTEST]

Dear mark cuban,
you have no idea what the fuck your doing.
love George bush.

[DDS4]

Dear AJ/Mark,

Just give me some time.
I'll shake things off and come back strong next year.
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/dirk.jpg

Tootles,
Dirk

[atxrocker]

Dear AJ/Mark,

Just give me some time.
I'll shake things off and come back strong next year.
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/dirk.jpg

Tootles,
Dirk



:lmao :lmao this is not necissarily funny cause of what you said but because of the pic i posted and then the commentary you added in regards to that choker dirk. dirk more than anything else is the joke here.

[rasho8]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/dirk.jpg

Dear Dirk,

You stole my earrings and I want them back, they are the ones in this picture.

Kind of miffed,

Miami Hooker

PS You only left a 20 on the table you cheap german bastard.

[jman3000]

Dear Dirk,

You stole my earrings and I want them back, they are the ones in this picture.

Kind of miffed,

Miami Hooker

PS You only left a 20 on the table you cheap german bastard.

europeans are notoriously bad/non existent tippers... i see your point.

[ShackO]

That pict is fuxing hirlarious............... Classic thnx

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Ron,


The medication seems to working well, let me know if we need to raise the dosages.



Love,

Concerned Kings Fan.

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Joe and Gavin,

Where's my money, bitches? I don't want to have to keep playing like this much longer.

Love,
Bonzi

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Mark,

See above note to Joe and Gavin.

Love,
Jason

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Brad Miller,


Fuck you. I hate you. Go fuck yourself.



Love,

Spicoli

[atxrocker]

dear brad,

its not me, its you


i will shut you down when i play you
ron

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Brad,


I told you it doesn't feel good to be called soft.


Love,
Peja

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Joe and Gavin,

Could we make the tablecloths on the scorer's table a little thicker? They're not very comfortable to lay on.

Love,
Ron

[NBA Junkie]

Dear Rick,

Now you know how I felt when the Kings made me the scapegoat in '05.

Respectfully,
C.Webb

[atxrocker]

Dear C.Webb,


how long does it take for people to forget again?


sincerely,
J.Ho

[NBA Junkie]

Dear Joe and Gavin,

Could we make the tablecloths on the scorer's table a little thicker? They're not very comfortable to lay on.

Love,
Ron

:lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear C.Webb,


how long does it take for people to forget again?


sincerely,
J.Ho
:lol

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Gary,


Can I wear it on the weekends?


Love,

Karl Malone

[Jules]

Dear Kobe:

This shit worked out so much better with Dwyane.

Love, GP

Yes, indeed! :lol

[kingsfan]

Dear Larry,

AJ couldn't get me a ring, you need a job?

Love,
Mark

[atxrocker]

Dear Nike,

who looks stupid now?


Yours,
Converse

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Larry,

AJ couldn't get me a ring, you need a job?

Love,
MarkOMG, I would pay cash money to see that happen!

[atxrocker]

Dear Larry,

Told you I wasn't the softest foreign player in the league


Femininely,
Peja

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Peja,


Wish you were still here.:cry Now I'm the one being called soft and unathletic.


Miss You,
Brad

[DirkAB]

Dear Peja,

If my wife looked like your wife, I too would be soft like ice cream on a hot day. And if your wife looked like my wife, you would be as tough as a nail. Wanna switch? I guarantee you will want to spend more time in the gym and less time at home.

Please?,

Ron Artest

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6941/480/400/peja.jpg http://photos1.blogger.com/img/109/2376/400/ronron.jpg

[atxrocker]

Dear Peja,

If my wife looked like your wife, I too would be soft like ice cream on a hot day. And if your wife looked like my wife, you would be as tough as a nail. Wanna switch? I guarantee you will want to spend more time in the gym and less time at home.

Please?,

Ron Artest

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6941/480/400/peja.jpg http://photos1.blogger.com/img/109/2376/400/ronron.jpg


:lmao :lmao

I never knew Ron's wife was so busted

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Peja,

If my wife looked like your wife, I too would be soft like ice cream on a hot day. And if your wife looked like my wife, you would be as tough as a nail. Wanna switch? I guarantee you will want to spend more time in the gym and less time at home.

Please?,

Ron Artest

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6941/480/400/peja.jpg http://photos1.blogger.com/img/109/2376/400/ronron.jpg :lol :jack

[atxrocker]

Dear Spurstalk NBA forum,

Who doesn't win championships now, bitches? (thanks Dwayne)

Fuck Yourselves,
'Toine

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Spurstalk NBA forum,

Who doesn't win championships now, bitches? (thanks Dwayne)

Fuck Yourselves,
'Toine
Dear 'Toine,

We won 3 championships in the last 7 seasons. You've won 1 in the past 18. So don't get too cocky now

Love,
Horry

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Horry,

How do you always pick the right team?


Confused,

Karl Malone

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Horry,

How do you always pick the right team?


Confused,

Karl Malone
Dear Karl,

I don't really know. I just try not to get a reputation with the team I might join. Hint Hint: (The elbow to Admiral?)

Sincerely,
Horry

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Rob,

So instead I should have gone for his nuts like you did?

Still confused,
Karl

[trueD]

Dear Karl Malone,


I got one bitch.


Love,

Gary Payton :lmao

What a thread, smilin and smilin'...

[trueD]

Dear Kobe,

This ring sucks.

Try again,
Vanessa

[atxrocker]

Dear Nike,

Did you witness that shit?

Owned you,
D. Wade

[AFE7FATMAN]

Dear Dirk,

You stole my earrings and I want them back, they are the ones in this picture.

Kind of miffed,

Miami Hooker

PS You only left a 20 on the table you cheap german bastard.



That's 20 Euro's and besides I scored with you more that I did in the 4th qtr.
Dirk

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Dear Kobe,

This ring sucks.

Try again,
Vanessa

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[RON ARTEST]

Dear Rick,

Now you know how I felt when the Kings made me the scapegoat in '05.

Respectfully,
C.Webb
are you saying it was a mistake to let go of webber? :lmao a bum knee and a HUGE contract. every team wants that, hell even philly doesnt want him anymore.

[RON ARTEST]

Dear Rick,

Now you know how I felt when the Kings made me the scapegoat in '05.

Respectfully,
C.Webb
and nobody is making rick the so called scapegoat. hes gone because the maloofs are going in a different direction and eric musselman looks like the perfect fit. hes well prepared, young and has alot of energy unlike rick.

[RON ARTEST]

Dear Peja,

If my wife looked like your wife, I too would be soft like ice cream on a hot day. And if your wife looked like my wife, you would be as tough as a nail. Wanna switch? I guarantee you will want to spend more time in the gym and less time at home.

Please?,

Ron Artest

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/6941/480/400/peja.jpg http://photos1.blogger.com/img/109/2376/400/ronron.jpg
damn peja better be fucking her like crazy!, i would tear her shit up. as far as rons wife goes, it looks like he already tore her up. god shes ugly

[kingsfan]

are you saying it was a mistake to let go of webber? :lmao a bum knee and a HUGE contract. every team wants that, hell even philly doesnt want him anymore.Look wtf we got for him! Nothing!http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smidepressed.gif We should have kept him.

[kingsfan]

Dear Kobe,

Will you teach me how to be a ballhog?

Love,
AI

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear AI,

What the fuck were you smoking when you met your wife?


Love,
Kobe

[nbascribe]

Dear Kobe,

Nothing that's why I haven't had to buy her a pink diamond ring biotch. Your wife did graduate high school right?

Love,
AI

P.S. -- Tawana says what up ho. AI

[DirkAB]

Dear Kobe,

That girl in Colorado isn't the only person you've tried to rape. Because I know that you tried to stick it up my ass when you ran me out of L.A. I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but you already did, no more rings for you. Can you dig it?

Sincerely,

Shaq

P.S. Give Phil a message for me: ZenMaster, be careful who you jump into bed with, because they might try and fuck you.

[Nesterofish]

Dear Nike,

who looks stupid now?


Yours,
Converse
Dear Converse,

You're our subsidiary, bitches.

STFU,
Nike

[nbascribe]

Dear MJ:

So this is how you win a title?

Still in awe,
Flash

[angel_luv]

:lmao

Most of these are super funny. Props guys!

[awmyplace]

Lol.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Lol.:lmao @ your sig.

[trueD]

Dear Shaq,

Got any more room for a declining vet?

Say "hey" to Gary, Alonzo, Antoine & Shandon.

Love,

Phil

P.S. Kobe is a bitch
P.P.S. OOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[T-Pain]

Dear Kobe,

Im better than you, so suck balls biatch!!!

Dwyane

[Burn531]

:lmao @ your sig.

:lol Check out her other posts there fuckin hilarious.

[RON ARTEST]

Look wtf we got for him! Nothing!http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smidepressed.gif We should have kept him.
this team is gonna win 50 or more games next year. everything we got for webber will be gone anyway. anyone who thinks we could have gotten more for an old declining piece of crap who plays less defense than brad miller is crazy. especially with artest, it was a good trade by petrie trust me.

[NBA Junkie]

are you saying it was a mistake to let go of webber? :lmao a bum knee and a HUGE contract. every team wants that, hell even philly doesnt want him anymore.

As a matter of fact I am. Trading him at mid-season makes him a scapegoat in my eyes.

Trading him for tablescraps convinces me even more. Webber still has game left. Not as much as 4-5 years ago, but a lot more than what his replacements have given them. BTW, what Corliss Williamson DNP-CD game was your favorite?

[AZLouis]

Dear _allas:

I haven't seen a choke like that since I was in Cali.

Love

Spree

PS

You got $5?

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Dallas:

Damn, what a choke job.

Gurglingly,
The 2004 New York Yankees

[female sports fan]

Dear _allas:

I haven't seen a choke like that since I was in Cali.

Love

Spree

PS

You got $5?


exactly!

[TheSanityAnnex]

Lol.
:lmao


You changed your sig you pansy ass.

[TheSanityAnnex]

everything we got for webber will be gone anyway. anyone who thinks we could have gotten more for an old declining piece of crap who plays less defense than brad miller is crazy. especially with artest, it was a good trade by petrie trust me.
1. Everything we got for Webber sucks.
2.Webber is still producing 20 pts 10 rebs. Played 75 games last season. 3.That is pretty good for a declining piece of shit.
4. No one plays less defense than Brad.
5. What does Artest have to do with Webber?

[DarkReign]

Dear Shaq,

Please dont refer to Batman or Robin ever again. Imagining you in DWade-esque tights forced me to change the channel.

Nauseatingly,
Adam West

Reload first, bitches! (http://ualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com/)

PS Watch Family Guy

[atxrocker]

Dear David Stern,

It hurts without lube, doesn't it?


Up yours,
Dan Patrick

[Amare_32]

Dear Kobe,

Enjoy having Jordan Farmer!

Love,
Shaq
________
BUY VAPORIZERS (http://twitter.com/vaporizer)
________
California dispensaries (http://california.dispensaries.org/)

[atxrocker]

Dear Pistons,

You got butt raped in your lakers deal

Yours,
The rest of the NBA

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Kobe,

You better get Farmar some points(I know it's really hard for you.) or else I'm gonna have to lure him over here like Glove.

Love,
Shaq

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Kobe,


Can I touch the rock?


Love,

Farmar

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Kobe,


Can I touch the rock?


Love,

Farmar
:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Ben,

It's on!

Your Worst Enemy,
Chauncey

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Dear Bruce,

FUCK YOU


-Isiah

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

We really need to bring this back.

[Extra Stout]

Dear Dwight Howard,

There's this tradition when Orlando Magic superstar centers become free agents. Give me a call...

Love,
Jerry

[Extra Stout]

Dear Steve,

I liked your hair better long.

Love,
Dirk

[Extra Stout]

Dear Kobe,

Changing your jersey number is gay.

Sincerely,
MJ

[ShoogarBear]

Dear Pat,

No, I will not take the job back now.

Sincerely,
Stan

[PaceMonster]

Dear Kevin,

Thanks for fucking up my chance at a ring


Sincerely,
Kevin(Garnett)

[Extra Stout]

Dear Flip,

Remember when we always used to lose in the first round? I miss getting that far.

Wistfully,
KG

[atxrocker]

^^ :lol :lol

[trueD]

Dear Kobe,

You okay this year for some competition in the 4th quarter elimination PO game?

Love,

the little guys

[atxrocker]

Dear Bonzi,

How did that big payday you were looking for workout?

Getting the last laugh,
-Geoff

[atxrocker]

Dear Houston,

Suckers

The Kings organization

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

Dear Kiki,

Just because i love you

Regards

Kmart

[TDMVPDPOY]

dear kobe

i will break all your records

we are all witnesses

lebron

[Spurologist]

Dear Dirk,

I know you blow in the fourth quarter but I didn't know you blow literally.

Thanks and love,
Hasselhoff

[angel_luv]

:lol Thanks for the much needed laugh. :)

[1Parker1]

Dear Bobcats,

You're Welcome.

Happy Early Holidays,
Spurs

[dirk4mvp]

Dear Dwyane,


you're welcome.


Lots of love,
NBA refs

[1Parker1]

Dear Dwyane,


you're welcome.


Lots of love,
NBA refs

:lol

Dear Mavs Fans,

Get the F over it already.

Regards,
Heat Fans

[PaceMonster]

Dear Jason,

I didnt know u went that way


Sincerely,
Michael Finley

[trueD]

Dear Kings,

Shot my second game winning shot this year tonight!

Thanks for the memories,

Your pal,

Peja.

[TheSanityAnnex]

We really need to bring this back.


Dear Elliot fan,

Thank you.


TSA

[TheSanityAnnex]

Dear Rockets,


Contract years are a bitch.



Yours truly,

Kevin Martin.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Dear Cuban

wheres my paycheck

yours

michael finley

[z0sa]

dear kevin,


best of luck making the playoffs

yours truly,
peja

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear Cuban

wheres my paycheck

yours

michael finley

Dear Mark,

Me too.

Sincerely,
Nellie

P.S.
Stay Golden Pony Boy...

[Spurminator]

Dear Offense,

It's been too long.

Nostalgically,
The Chicago Bulls

[Marklar MM]

Dear Kobe,

Shoot the ball.

Sincerely,
My fantasy team

[1Parker1]

^:lol Seriously, I was watching yesterday's game against the bulls...it was halfway into the second quarter and Kobe only had 2 FG attempts and didn't score his first basket until about 4 minutes remaining.

[TheSanityAnnex]

dear kevin,


best of luck making the playoffs

yours truly,
peja

Dear Peja,

I've hit a game winning shot in the playoffs, write me back when you finally do. Or at least let me know when you hit the rim.


Much Love,

Kevin Martin

[angel_luv]

Dear Kobe,

Shoot the ball.

Sincerely,
My fantasy team


:lol

[JamStone]

Dear Peja,

I've hit a game winning shot in the playoffs, write me back when you finally do. Or at least let me know when you hit the rim.


Much Love,

Kevin Martin


Dear Kevin Martin,

Hit a game winning shot that matters. No one cares if you end up losing the series and don't get out of the first round.

Sincerely,

Tracy McGrady

[davi78239]

Dear Jason,

Man, you could of hand a ring and more importantly, I could of had me a threesome with Amy and Jumanna.

Sincerely,

Tim Duncan

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Dear Stu,
Quit trying to change how my players play or else. That's not a threat, I'm just saying that I have Bruce Bowen at my disposal so you might want to watch your step...literally.

-Pop

[JamStone]

Dear Jason,

Man, you could of hand a ring and more importantly, I could of had me a threesome with Amy and Jumanna.

Sincerely,

Tim Duncan


Dear Tim,

You have a threesome?!?!?! You can barely handle one woman.

That's retarded.

Sincerely,

A.C. Green

[JamStone]

Dear Stu,
Quit trying to change how my players play or else. That's not a threat, I'm just saying that I have Bruce Bowen at my disposal so you might want to watch your step...literally.

-Pop


Dear Pop,

How much money did Larry Brown slip you for testifying on his behalf?

Kisses,

Shelly Brown

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Dear Pop,

How much money did Larry Brown slip you for testifying on his behalf?

Kisses,

Shelly Brown

Dear Shelly,

I'll work pro bono when it comes to making Isiah Thomas look bad. See: unloading Malik Rose's contract on the Knicks, signing his only center with even the potential of talent, ordering Bruce Bowen to hurt his shooting guards. To be honest it's gotten so easy that there's not much fun in it anymore.

Freely yours,
Pop

[dirk4mvp]

Dear Peja,

I've hit a game winning shot in the playoffs, write me back when you finally do. Or at least let me know when you hit the rim.


Much Love,

Kevin Martin


Dear Kevin,


That lucky ass lay-up ended up not meaning shit.



Regards,

Second round playoff team

[JamStone]

Dear Shaq,

We enjoyed your off-season conditioning program.

Thanks,

Boris Diaw, Eddy Curry, and Bonzi Wells

[davi78239]

Dear Portland,

You thought things were looking up till I smoked all yall bitches!

Sincerely,

Manu Ginobili

[Spurminator]

Dear Michael Richards,

Thanks. I owe you one.


Sincerely,
Mel

[TDMVPDPOY]

dear nate

4-1 box biatch

cia pop

[1Parker1]

Dear Yao,

Take that, Big Man!

Lots of Love,
Little Guy aka Nate Robinson

[z0sa]

Dear Peja,

I've hit a game winning shot in the playoffs, write me back when you finally do. Or at least let me know when you hit the rim.


Much Love,

Kevin Martin

ahem... (considering Peja buried a three to beat the TIMBERWOLVES, a la KEVIN GARNETT)

Dear Kevin GARNETT,

best of luck making the playoffs


love, Peja

[PaceMonster]

Dear Shaq,

the summer wasnt enough for you huh, big guy? hope you're enjoying your vacation


Yours Truly,
Dwyane

[Drive Like Jehu]

Dear Coach Scotty,

It's hard to rebound with sweat in my eyes.

Your Big Man in the Middle,
Ben Wallace

[LakeShow]

Dear Pop,

I have an autograph copy of my new book for you

"HOW TO Defend your Title"

Love Phil