Suns fans misery index goes up a notch...

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Eh, I'm bored at work. So I like to pass the time by having discussions with other people on basketball. Not really sure how this makes me pathetic.

The blind cannot see.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

What the fuck has your team ever done worth noting? They are nowhere near the level of the top 3 teams in the legaue, being the Suns, Spurs and Mavs. They are kind of a joke to those teams that lucked out and missed the Mavs. You along with the Spurs fans in this thread are the dumbest fucking sports fans I have ever come across. Unfortunately it will make me leave this board because you all are so damn clueless.

The Suns are the best damn team the Spurs faced all year, and they struggled most with them, but played best and won. The Jazz aren't very good, lucked out to get there and were run over. The Suns are far superior to them, and the Spurs superior to the Suns, FOR NOW. I accept the Suns lost the series, and always have, regardless of anything, they lost 4 times, but some of you fans are so damn idiotic you believe the Spurs should have swept them. Get over yourselves, and take a few minutes to learn sports, because most of you are the sumbest bitches there are.

I finally believe the fans on the Suns board are far and away more knowledgable fans, because there cannot be any dumber than you all.
Why in the hell is everyone doing arguing with these absolute morons! The Suns are like one of those kids that are pampered like hell by their parents so they feel they are entitled to EVERYTHING. The media has been telling them they are pretty, and they've somehow missunderstood that to mean great.

YOUR SUNS GOT OWNED BITCH!! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!


Unfortunately it will make me leave this board because you all are so damn clueless.
is that a fucking promise??

[OldDirtMcGirt]

Boris Diaw fucking sucked this year. Last year was his only good year, and he wouldn't see the floor on the Jazz. I'd rather have Jarron Collins on the floor than Diaw. Remember all that bitching about the suspensions? Diaw came back and scored 1 point. Saweet.

Barbosa is good. But obviously, your rotation blows. James Jones wouldn't see the floor on the Jazz. TWO bench players doesn't make you deep. That makes you 7-deep. Which sucks. The Jazz' 2nd unit is Fisher, Gordan Giricek, Matt Harpring, Paul Millsap, and Jarron Collins. Giricek & Harpring >>>>>> Jones & Rose. Not to mention we have Brewer (uber-athletic and energetic) Dee Brown (ditto) and CJ Miles (Young, young shooter). Marcus Banks and Pat Burke? Oh wait, I shouldn't mention these names because apparently your 'bench' is Barbosa and Diaw. That's it. That makes you deep? And deeper than the Jazz? Pah-lease.

Please don't tell me that smallball is going to win a championship in this era. If you think that, you're lying to yourself.

You got me. The Jazz 10 and 11 guys are better than the Sun's 10 and 11 guys. Considering we only run eight deep (which was never a problem until the suspensions) that's all that really matters. Guys like Jalen Rose and Marcus Banks who start on other teams don't see a lick of playing time over here. If you put our sixth guy (Barbosa) on Utah, he'd be their third best player. That's the talent discrepancy right there.

And once again, the Suns didn't play small ball against San Antonio. Fast break offense has proven it can win championships against
great defensive teams. If anything it's easier to win with a fast break style in this era because of the new rules that are more conduscive to offense.

[RonMexico]

Oh. Kudos on not starting a new thread. There's premature ejaculators everywhere. Some of us learned our lesson concerning that a long time ago. I got rudely surprised by the Lakers a couple of times.

That said, the Cavs are not as good as anyone the Spurs have faced so far, and it's not like anyone has pushed them particularly hard. If the Spurs find a way to lose this series it's a monumental choke. Fortunately it'll only be the second biggest choke of this year's playoffs.

Exactly - hell, I pulled the pre-jac on the '04 Lakers series before .4 became the new shot heard 'round the world.

And you're right, it would be a monumental choke, but nothing worse than the Mavs/Warriors especially since they were on such a "mission"

Btw, does anyone else just chuckle whenever the read/see/hear that CLEVELAND is in the Finals? I mean... THAT team?? Anderson Varejao? Damon Jones?

[OldDirtMcGirt]

The blind cannot see.

What the fuck?

And it seems to me as if it's more pathetic to act like a condescending douche nozzle on a damn internet message board.

[leemajors]

props for use of douche nozzle.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

I will give you this OldDirtMcGirt, you seem more knowledgeable than your brethren

[smeagol]

If you put our sixth guy (Barbosa) on Utah, he'd be their third best player. That's the talent discrepancy right there.

Barbosa played like shit against the Spurs. He is a good player, but if he is well defended, he gets frustrated and sucks donkey's ass.

Manu should've been the 6th man of the year.

[BlackFlagg]

What the fuck has your team ever done worth noting? They are nowhere near the level of the top 3 teams in the legaue, being the Suns, Spurs and Mavs.

Well, they advanced to the last series, with no whining, bad sportsmanship or bleating excuses. :lol :clap :downspin:

[Strike]

Stockton is in no way much much better. How many MVP's does he have again? He's better, but not all that much as you say.
Isn't Stockton the all time leader in assists and steals? Didn't he make the finals twice? I'm sorry, how is Nash better? Two MVP trophies? What else?

[UV Ray]

Ahh . . the vilage idiot makes his appearence to further degrade this thread

BTW, your village called and said that you might want to edit your post. You misspelled village and appearance.

[smeagol]

BTW, your village called and said that you might want to edit your post. You misspelled village and appearance.
English is not my first language.

What's your excuse for your 335 retarded posts?

[Corn on the Colb]

You got me. The Jazz 10 and 11 guys are better than the Sun's 10 and 11 guys. Considering we only run eight deep (which was never a problem until the suspensions) that's all that really matters. Guys like Jalen Rose and Marcus Banks who start on other teams don't see a lick of playing time over here. If you put our sixth guy (Barbosa) on Utah, he'd be their third best player. That's the talent discrepancy right there.

And once again, the Suns didn't play small ball against San Antonio. Fast break offense has proven it can win championships against
great defensive teams. If anything it's easier to win with a fast break style in this era because of the new rules that are more conduscive to offense.

I'd take the Jazz' top 8 over yours too. That doesn't change anything. I was just showing how much deeper than you we are. If you were a deep team, you wouldn't have an 8 man rotation, would you? Marcus Banks started where, the PG-less Celtics before he was a waste of space? Oh wait, no he rode the bench there, too. In Minnesota he started sporadically, not full-time. Jalen Rose hasn't been a full-time starter since Toronto before he went to NY.

And I'd rather have AK (when he's playing) and Okur than Barbosa. They've both been All-Stars. Barbosa is good, but you're overrating him. And let's face it, he's not YOUR sixth best player, either. He's just the 2nd best at his position. Don't try and shield that because he comes off the bench. Is Manu the sixth best player on the Spurs? Why is HE in the Big 3 and not Oberto? Moron.

And sure, fastbreak teams have won before, but that's sure not your case, is it? And if it's easier for them to win, then the Suns suck even more than I thought.

The fact is, fastbreak teams aren't winning championships, are they? NO! It doesn't matter if it's easier for them to do it, they still AREN'T.

[Obstructed_View]

English is not my first language.

What's your excuse for your 335 retarded posts?
Pwn3d in any language. :clap

[FuzzyLumpkins]

What the fuck?

And it seems to me as if it's more pathetic to act like a condescending douche nozzle on a damn internet message board.

Oh im sorry. Did i upset you douchewater?

Youre the one that decided you were bored enough at wrok to try and justify your shitty teams tactics against the Spurs to a Jazz fan and then degrade it into a Jazz-Suns pissing contest. Its like two losers arguing as to who gets to be the first to eat shit, and now youre being like the rest of the whiny Suns bitches .

If youre too blind to see how that is pathetic then i reserve the right to be a condesceding prick.

[Corn on the Colb]

Isn't Stockton the all time leader in assists and steals? Didn't he make the finals twice? I'm sorry, how is Nash better? Two MVP trophies? What else?

Probably those 3 straight 10+ apg seasons.

Oh wait...Stockton had 10. And he averaged under 11 only once in that span, and averaged as much as 14.5.

Nash bah-lows.

[UV Ray]

English is not my first language.


You'll need to work on finding a first language right away.

[Corn on the Colb]

Oh im sorry. Did i upset you douchewater?

Youre the one that decided you were bored enough at wrok to try and justify your shitty teams tactics against the Spurs to a Jazz fan and then degrade it into a Jazz-Suns pissing contest. Its like two losers arguing as to who gets to be the first to eat shit, and now youre being like the rest of the whiny Suns bitches .

If youre too blind to see how that is pathetic then i reserve the right to be a condesceding prick.

I consider out-advancing the Suns and losing to the best Spurs ever not to be eating shit, but to being better than the Suns. That's all it is.

[Reggie Miller]

You will be eating it soon enough, but course, when that time comes, you will be nowhere to be found, so enjoy the asterisk on 2 of your 4 titles, thats the reason your team cannot get any national respect. You will see titles very very soon from the Suns, let's see if you are man enough to eat crow then.


1. My favorite team is the Pacers. (Talk about not sniffing a title for at least another decade or so.)

2. The Spurs are almost universally respected in Indiana, becuase the Spurs play basketball, not street ball.

3. The entire "asterisk to the title" argument is incredibly illogical and petty. Who were the Spurs supposed to play? "Gee, bring back the 1992 Dream Team, because the ECF winner just isn't challenging enough." It's not the Spurs' fault that the 2003 Nets were as weak as green tea. I strongly suspect that many people will end up suggesting that the Cavaliers weren't "real" opponents before this is all over.

4. The only way that the Suns ever win a title with this configuration is if the league continues to alter the rules/rules interpretations in their favor. Period. The Suns only became a premiere [sic] team after the league outlawed perimeter defense. Anyone who cannot see the correlation does not understand NBA basketball.

[Corn on the Colb]

You'll need to work on finding a first language right away.

My first language is French.

Quit being a cock gobbler. Pardon my French.

[Corn on the Colb]

premiere [sic] team after the league outlawed perimeter defense. Anyone who cannot see the correlation does not understand NBA basketball.

THAT'S the only reason Nash has 2 MVP's. Bull-shiz.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I consider out-advancing the Suns and losing to the best Spurs ever not to be eating shit, but to being better than the Suns. That's all it is.

I understand you didnt try to turn it into a Jazz-Suns pissing match brah. The suns fans that after what is going on a month that are still trying to come to grips with losing in the semis is just sad.

[ClingingMars]

1. My favorite team is the Pacers. (Talk about not sniffing a title for at least another decade or so.)

2. The Spurs are almost universally respected in Indiana, becuase the Spurs play basketball, not street ball.

3. The entire "asterisk to the title" argument is incredibly illogical and petty. Who were the Spurs supposed to play? "Gee, bring back the 1992 Dream Team, because the ECF winner just isn't challenging enough." It's not the Spurs' fault that the 2003 Nets were as weak as green tea. I strongly suspect that many people will end up suggesting that the Cavaliers weren't "real" opponents before this is all over.

4. The only way that the Suns ever win a title with this configuration is if the league continues to alter the rules/rules interpretations in their favor. Period. The Suns only became a premiere [sic] team after the league outlawed perimeter defense. Anyone who cannot see the correlation does not understand NBA basketball.

More reasons to love Reggie Miller, other than that he's the only reason I have to watch Inside the NBA (other than Charles saying "GO FISH!")

-Mars

[MaNuMaNiAc]

My first language is French.

Quit being a cock gobbler. Pardon my French.:lol

[Corn on the Colb]

I understand you didnt try to turn it into a Jazz-Suns pissing match brah. The suns fans that after what is going on a month that are still trying to come to grips with losing in the semis is just sad.

Okay. Just making sure you don't think I'm the ass goblin.

I'm just trying to help him realize his team is going downhill faster than Picabo Street.

[smeagol]

You'll need to work on finding a first language right away.
Don't worry. I have one. Actually I have a third one too.

You one the other hand . . . have a long list of retarded posts to show for.

[Shred]

The existence of this thread and amount of responses to the original post proves one thing for sure: The asterisk will haunt Spurs fans for a long time.

*

[MaNuMaNiAc]

The existence of this thread and amount of responses to the original post proves one thing for sure: The asterisk will haunt Spurs fans for a long time.

*well... at least this one spelled asterisk right...

[Corn on the Colb]

The existence of this thread and amount of responses to the original post proves one thing for sure: The asterisk will haunt Spurs fans for a long time.

*

Queue picture of 4 trophies and a Spurs team that doesn't give a crap here in about a week and a half.

[ClingingMars]

The existence of this thread and amount of responses to the original post proves one thing for sure: The asterisk will haunt Spurs fans for a long time.

*

So will the lack of Suns championships to suns fans, you FUCKING DUMBASS.

-Mars

[SpursWoman]

Nah ... there's still some of us that really don't give a shit what bitter Suns fans say. :lol

[Johnny RIngo]

Phoenix won't ever win a championship with their style of basketball because

1) Their coach sucks. D'Antoni might have been the hot shit in Italy but that Euro ball garbage doesn't cut it in the NBA. Mikey shares more similarities with Flip Saunders than he does with any championship calibre coach.

2) Defense wins championships:

Rank in EFG% of every NBA champion since the ABA/NBA merger in 76-77:

05-06: Miami 10th
04-05: San Antonio 1st
03-04: Detroit 2nd
02-03: San Antonio 2nd
01-02: LA Lakers 2nd
00-01: LA Lakers 13th
99-00: LA Lakers 1st
98-99: San Antonio 1st
97-98: Chicago 5th
96-97: Chicago 3rd
95-96: Chicago 6th
94-95: Houston 7th
93-94: Houston 3rd
92-93: Chicago 15th
91-92: Chicago 9th
90-91: Chicago 13th
89-90: Detroit 1st
88-89: Detroit 2nd
87-88: LA Lakers 9th
86-87: LA Lakers 6th
85-86: Boston 1st
84-85: LA Lakers 5th
83-84: Boston 2nd
82-83: Philadelphia 4th
81-82: LA Lakers 10th
80-81: Boston 3rd
79-80: LA Lakers 7th
78-79: Seattle 1st
77-78: Washington 10th
76-77: Portland 7th

Average Rank: 5.4

Phoenix ranked 12th this year in EFG%. So in the last 30 years, only three teams have finished the year with a worse EFG% and won the title.

Twice it was the Bulls during their first 3-peat and the 00-01 Lakers who steamrolled through the Playoffs, losing only one game.

Spurs are ranked 2nd in EFG% this year while the Cavs are ranked 3rd. Interestingly enough both teams are in the Finals.

Once Dallas gets over their choking problem and Utah finally gets a reliable SG I can see them having a better shot at the championship next year than the Suns.

[UV Ray]

Don't worry. I have one. Actually I have a third one too.

You one the other hand . . . have a long list of retarded posts to show for.

Well I am retarded. What's your excuse?

[UV Ray]

The existence of this thread and amount of responses to the original post proves one thing for sure: The asterisk will haunt Spurs fans for a long time.

*


Couldn't have said it better (because I'm retarded). The overwhelming response to the topic proves that spursfan inferiority complex is nearing pathological stages. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! :smchode:

[Shred]

So will the lack of Suns championships to suns fans, you FUCKING DUMBASS.

-Mars

Touchy, touchy. Some of you aren't just haunted by asterisk, you're CONSUMED by it.

Stay classy, San Antonio.

P.S. Mars, keep an eye for your free first issue of Internet Toughguy Magazine. They read your posts and gave you a 12-month subscription.

[Corn on the Colb]

Touchy, touchy. Some of you aren't just haunted by asterisk, you're CONSUMED by it.

Stay classy, San Antonio.

P.S. Mars, keep an eye for your free first issue of Internet Toughguy Magazine. They read your posts and gave you a 12-month subscription.

I bet ya worked on that all morning, didn't ya.

[ClingingMars]

Touchy, touchy. Some of you aren't just haunted by asterisk, you're CONSUMED by it.

Stay classy, San Antonio.

P.S. Mars, keep an eye for your free first issue of Internet Toughguy Magazine. They read your posts and gave you a 12-month subscription.

At least I'm tougher the the entire Phoenix Suns team combined. OH NO, WE GOT A HARD FOUL, LET'S FLOP AND MAKE IT LOOK HORRIBLE!

-Mars

[Shred]

At least I'm tougher the the entire Phoenix Suns team combined. OH NO, WE GOT A HARD FOUL, LET'S FLOP AND MAKE IT LOOK HORRIBLE!

-Mars

*

[smeagol]

Well I am retarded. What's your excuse?
English is not my first language.

I had to repeat myself because you are retarded.

[Spurminator]

I bet ya worked on that all morning, didn't ya.

Nah he stole it.

[Spurminator]

*

0-39.

[UV Ray]

Nah ... there's still some of us that really don't give a shit what bitter Suns fans say. :lol

That's the spirit!

[smeagol]

Couldn't have said it better (because I'm retarded). The overwhelming response to the topic proves that spursfan inferiority complex is nearing pathological stages. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! :smchode:

Spurs Fan have three championships they can speak to.

Why would we have an inferiority complex when discussing hoops with Suns or Mavs Fans?

Again . . . you prove you're retarded.

That's 338 posts and counting

[Corn on the Colb]

0-39.

Now what does this intriguing stat represent?

[Shred]

Spurs Fan have three championships they can speak to.

Why would we have an inferiority complex when discussing hoops with Suns or Mavs Fans?



Because of the *.

[Spurminator]

Now what does this intriguing stat represent?

Why, that would be the number of Phoenix Suns titles followed by the number of years the Phoenix Suns franchise has been a part of the NBA. Thank you for asking.

[Johnny RIngo]

Couldn't have said it better (because I'm retarded). The overwhelming response to the topic proves that spursfan inferiority complex is nearing pathological stages. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! :smchode:

Good luck winning a championship with your ineffective style of basketball. There's a lot of history riding against your team as proven by the stats I posted earlier. Maybe 2 or 3 years down the line you Suns fans will wake up and realize that you can't win with gimmick MVPs like Steve Trash.

At least Dallas got the right idea modeling themselves after the Spurs.

[smeagol]

*

Beats the hell out of :fishing

[UV Ray]

Now what does this intriguing stat represent?

Well now it looks a little more like this 0-38, 39*

[Shred]

Good luck winning a championship with your ineffective style of basketball. There's a lot of history riding against your team as proven by the stats I posted earlier. Maybe 2 or 3 years down the line you Suns fans will wake up and realize that you can't win with gimmick MVPs like Steve Trash.

At least Dallas got the right idea modeling themselves after the Spurs.

History will show only the *.

[Spurminator]

Course, it's hard to win a Championship when you've only been to the Finals twice. So maybe I shouldn't make fun.

[Shred]

Spurs fans will always have to get in the last word. Just shows you the power of the *.

[Spurminator]

That's what people say when they've lost the argument and think they can fool people into not responding.

0-39.

[mardigan]

History will show only the *.
:lol You guys crack me up. Suns fans siding with Phil Jackson, nothing shows desperation more

[Corn on the Colb]

Why, that would be the number of Phoenix Suns titles followed by the number of years the Phoenix Suns franchise has been a part of the NBA. Thank you for asking.

Ah, I thank you for your swift response, and I am now a more knowledgable basketball fan because of it.

[Johnny RIngo]

History will show only the *.

Here ya go.

Phoenix won't ever win a championship with their style of basketball because

1) Their coach sucks. D'Antoni might have been the hot shit in Italy but that Euro ball garbage doesn't cut it in the NBA. Mikey shares more similarities with Flip Saunders than he does with any championship calibre coach.

2) Defense wins championships:

Rank in EFG% of every NBA champion since the ABA/NBA merger in 76-77:

05-06: Miami 10th
04-05: San Antonio 1st
03-04: Detroit 2nd
02-03: San Antonio 2nd
01-02: LA Lakers 2nd
00-01: LA Lakers 13th
99-00: LA Lakers 1st
98-99: San Antonio 1st
97-98: Chicago 5th
96-97: Chicago 3rd
95-96: Chicago 6th
94-95: Houston 7th
93-94: Houston 3rd
92-93: Chicago 15th
91-92: Chicago 9th
90-91: Chicago 13th
89-90: Detroit 1st
88-89: Detroit 2nd
87-88: LA Lakers 9th
86-87: LA Lakers 6th
85-86: Boston 1st
84-85: LA Lakers 5th
83-84: Boston 2nd
82-83: Philadelphia 4th
81-82: LA Lakers 10th
80-81: Boston 3rd
79-80: LA Lakers 7th
78-79: Seattle 1st
77-78: Washington 10th
76-77: Portland 7th

Average Rank: 5.4

Phoenix ranked 12th this year in EFG%. So in the last 30 years, only three teams have finished the year with a worse EFG% and won the title.

Twice it was the Bulls during their first 3-peat and the 00-01 Lakers who steamrolled through the Playoffs, losing only one game.

Spurs are ranked 2nd in EFG% this year while the Cavs are ranked 3rd. Interestingly enough both teams are in the Finals.

[smeagol]

Because of the *.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Imbecile, all our championships have been sweet, even the one with a so called *.

How did you enjoy your championships, the ones you won with and without a * ?

What's that? I can't hear you?

Shit! Sorry . . . I forgot you have no clue how it feels, and probably won't for a long time.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

[Corn on the Colb]

Course, it's hard to win a Championship when you've only been to the Finals twice. So maybe I shouldn't make fun.

Ouch, hey now.

We can be friends, but to an extent. :D

[Shred]

Here ya go.

Phoenix won't ever win a championship with their style of basketball because

blah blah blah

Dance, monkey, dance!

[Shred]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Imbecile, all our championships have been sweet, even the one with a so called *.

How did you enjoy your championships, the ones you won with and without a * ?

What's that? I can't hear you?

Shit! Sorry . . . I forgot you have no clue how it feels, and probably won't for a long time.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

Dance, monkey, dance!

[smeagol]

Well now it looks a little more like this 0-38, 39*
340 and counting.

Damn you're stupid!

[FuzzyLumpkins]

History will show only the *.

Thats just you being a dumbass trying to get a rise. Here (http://www.nba.com/history/awards_finalschampsmvp.html) is NBA.com list of championships and you will note our 1999 championship held in the same esteem as every other one.

This was despite Phil Jackson lobbying. What makes you think a troupe of pathetic Suns and Cavs trolls have a chance? And you are probably stupid enough not to realzie you are conceding we are going to win.

[Shred]

Thats just you being a dumbass trying to get a rise. Here is NBA.com list of championships and you will note our 1999 championship held in the same esteem as every other one.

This was despite Phil Jackson lobbying. What makes you think a troupe of pathetic Suns and Cavs trolls have a chance? And you are probably stupid enough not to realzie you are conceding we are going to win.

Dance, monkey, dance!

[Spurminator]

I can't take it anymore! Please stop posting and leave my team alone!!!

[smeagol]

Dance, monkey, dance!

Suns fan trying to be funny on a Spurs board after his team has gone fishing for the 39th time in 39 years.

Definition of pathetic.

[Shred]

Suns fan trying to be funny on a Spurs board after his team has gone fishing for the 39th time in 39 years.

Definition of pathetic.

You need me! Dance, monkey!

[Corn on the Colb]

Dance, monkey, dance!

Comedic genius.

I think it's the repeating of it that's getting me. Oh, oh, my gut hurts. Oh, oh.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

If it wasn't for this forum I'd have committed suicide already. So don't mind me. I'm just looking for a purpose in life.

[Hillcrest]

You will be eating it soon enough, but course, when that time comes, you will be nowhere to be found, so enjoy the asterisk on 2 of your 4 titles, thats the reason your team cannot get any national respect. You will see titles very very soon from the Suns, let's see if you are man enough to eat crow then.

"...enjoy the asterisks on 2 of your 4 titles"...ha ha ha

that's the funniest "smack-talk" i've ever heard.

you heard it hear first. all you have to do to beat the suns in a best of 7 series is to foul them hard in just one of the games; they'll whine, take it personally, lose confidence, break rules, and crumble shortly after...and not win any more games after that.

you suns are making yourselves out to be little bitches. play some defense.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Dance, monkey, dance!

It truly is sad the levels of pathetic drudgery Suns fan has sank to. i have a question though did you hate losing to us on our way to the title in 05 or this year more?

[Spurminator]

Ouch, hey now.

We can be friends, but to an extent. :D


I was talking about the Suns. ;)

Don't worry, your team is seven years younger and has a better upside.

[mardigan]

So even if the Spurs have two astericks, doesnt that still gve them twice as many titles as the Suns and Jazz combined?

[Shred]

"...enjoy the asterisks on 2 of your 4 titles"...ha ha ha

that's the funniest "smack-talk" i've ever heard.

you heard it hear first. all you have to do to beat the suns in a best of 7 series is to foul them hard in just one of the games; they'll whine, take it personally, lose confidence, break rules, and crumble shortly after...and not win any more games after that.

you suns are making yourselves out to be little bitches. play some defense.

I'm grinding it up, and....
http://www.hurdygurdymonkeyandme.com/pictures/images/1-4%20Coco_Catch_jpg.jpg
DANCE!

[Shred]

So even if the Spurs have two astericks, doesnt that still gve them twice as many titles as the Suns and Jazz combined?

:clap

[Corn on the Colb]

So even if the Spurs have two astericks, doesnt that still gve them twice as many titles as the Suns and Jazz combined?

No, because you can't really have twice the amount of 0. :D

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I'm grinding it up, and....
http://www.hurdygurdymonkeyandme.com/pictures/images/1-4%20Coco_Catch_jpg.jpg
DANCE!

This deepseated desperate need to control things is quite saddening. s there something you want to talk about?

[Slinkyman]

the real reason suns fans are still pissed
2007 -- defeated Denver, 4-1, first round
defeated Phoenix, 4-2, conference semifinals
defeated Utah, 4-1, conference finals

2006 -- defeated Sacramento, 4-2, first round
lost to Dallas, 4-3, conference semifinals

2005 -- defeated Denver, 4-1, first round
defeated Seattle, 4-2, conference semifinals
defeated Phoenix, 4-1, conference finals
defeated Detroit, 4-3, NBA Finals
WON NBA CHAMPIONSHIP

2004 -- defeated Memphis, 4-0, first round
lost to LA Lakers, 4-2, conference semifinals

2003 -- defeated Phoenix, 4-2, first round
defeated LA Lakers, 4-2, conference semifinals
defeated Dallas, 4-2, conference finals
defeated New Jersey, 4-2, NBA Finals
WON NBA CHAMPIONSHIP

2002 -- defeated Seattle, 3-2, first round
lost to LA Lakers, 4-1, conference semifinals

2001 -- defeated Minnesota, 3-1, first round
defeated Dallas, 4-1, conference semifinals
lost to LA Lakers, 4-0, conference finals

2000 -- lost to Phoenix, 3-1, first round

1999 -- defeated Minnesota, 3-1, first round
defeated L.A. Lakers, 4-0, conference semifinals
defeated Portland, 4-0, conference semifinals
defeated New York, 4-1, NBA Finals
WON NBA CHAMPIONSHIP

1998 -- defeated Phoenix, 3-1, first round
lost to Utah, 4-1, conference semifinals

1996 -- defeated Phoenix, 3-1, first round
lost to Utah, 4-2, conference semifinals

i'd hate the spurs too if they bitch slapped my team over and over again since 96

[Shred]

the real reason suns fans are still pissed

You left out the *.

[Spurminator]

So even if the Spurs have two astericks, doesnt that still gve them twice as many titles as the Suns and Jazz combined?


Sheeyit, we've WON more Finals than they've PARTICIPATED in....

[Johnny RIngo]

Dance, monkey, dance!

I'll repeat it again for all you optimistic Suns fans that actually think you have a shot at the title:

Phoenix won't ever win a championship because:

1) Their coach sucks. D'Antoni might have been the hot shit in Italy but that Euro ball garbage doesn't cut it in the NBA. Mikey shares more similarities with Flip Saunders than he does with any championship calibre coach.

2)The worst MVP winner in the last few decades is the leader of their team.

3) Defense wins championships:

Rank in EFG% of every NBA champion since the ABA/NBA merger in 76-77:

05-06: Miami 10th
04-05: San Antonio 1st
03-04: Detroit 2nd
02-03: San Antonio 2nd
01-02: LA Lakers 2nd
00-01: LA Lakers 13th
99-00: LA Lakers 1st
98-99: San Antonio 1st
97-98: Chicago 5th
96-97: Chicago 3rd
95-96: Chicago 6th
94-95: Houston 7th
93-94: Houston 3rd
92-93: Chicago 15th
91-92: Chicago 9th
90-91: Chicago 13th
89-90: Detroit 1st
88-89: Detroit 2nd
87-88: LA Lakers 9th
86-87: LA Lakers 6th
85-86: Boston 1st
84-85: LA Lakers 5th
83-84: Boston 2nd
82-83: Philadelphia 4th
81-82: LA Lakers 10th
80-81: Boston 3rd
79-80: LA Lakers 7th
78-79: Seattle 1st
77-78: Washington 10th
76-77: Portland 7th

Average Rank: 5.4

Phoenix ranked 12th this year in EFG%. So in the last 30 years, only three teams have finished the year with a worse EFG% and won the title.

Twice it was the Bulls during their first 3-peat and the 00-01 Lakers who steamrolled through the Playoffs, losing only one game.

Spurs are ranked 2nd in EFG% this year while the Cavs are ranked 3rd. Interestingly enough both teams are in the Finals.

The Suns defense is more comparable to teams like the Nets and Raptors than to the likes of the Spurs, Pistons, Mavs, Cavs, Bulls, etc. Phoenix is quite fortunate to have received the Lakers in the first round(one of the worst defensive teams in the league). If they had played the Nuggets instead I'd give Denver a fair shot at knocking them out.

Once Dallas gets over their choking problem and Utah finally gets a reliable SG I can see them having a better shot at the championship next year than the Suns who will forever be a regular season team.

[Shred]

I'll repeat it again for all you optimistic Suns fans that actually think you have a shot at the title:

Phoenix won't ever win a championship because:

1) Their coach sucks. D'Antoni might have been the hot shit in Italy but that Euro ball garbage doesn't cut it in the NBA. Mikey shares more similarities with Flip Saunders than he does with any championship calibre coach.

2)The worst MVP winner in the last few decades is the leader of their team.

3) Defense wins championships:

Rank in EFG% of every NBA champion since the ABA/NBA merger in 76-77:

05-06: Miami 10th
04-05: San Antonio 1st
03-04: Detroit 2nd
02-03: San Antonio 2nd
01-02: LA Lakers 2nd
00-01: LA Lakers 13th
99-00: LA Lakers 1st
98-99: San Antonio 1st
97-98: Chicago 5th
96-97: Chicago 3rd
95-96: Chicago 6th
94-95: Houston 7th
93-94: Houston 3rd
92-93: Chicago 15th
91-92: Chicago 9th
90-91: Chicago 13th
89-90: Detroit 1st
88-89: Detroit 2nd
87-88: LA Lakers 9th
86-87: LA Lakers 6th
85-86: Boston 1st
84-85: LA Lakers 5th
83-84: Boston 2nd
82-83: Philadelphia 4th
81-82: LA Lakers 10th
80-81: Boston 3rd
79-80: LA Lakers 7th
78-79: Seattle 1st
77-78: Washington 10th
76-77: Portland 7th

Average Rank: 5.4

Phoenix ranked 12th this year in EFG%. So in the last 30 years, only three teams have finished the year with a worse EFG% and won the title.

Twice it was the Bulls during their first 3-peat and the 00-01 Lakers who steamrolled through the Playoffs, losing only one game.

Spurs are ranked 2nd in EFG% this year while the Cavs are ranked 3rd. Interestingly enough both teams are in the Finals.

The Suns defense is more comparable to teams like the Nets and Raptors than to the likes of the Spurs, Pistons, Mavs, Cavs, Bulls, etc. Phoenix is quite fortunate to have received the Lakers in the first round(one of the worst defensive teams in the league). If they had played the Nuggets instead I'd give Denver a fair shot at knocking them out.

Once Dallas gets over their choking problem and Utah finally gets a reliable SG I can see them having a better shot at the championship next year than the Suns who will forever be a regular season team.

Dammit, monkey, you're here to entertain the people, not put them to sleep with statistics. NOW DANCE!

[Slinkyman]

You left out the *.

my bad


2000 -- lost to Phoenix, 3-1, first round*


*Tim Duncan did not play

[Shred]

my bad

*Neither did Jason Kidd.

[Spurminator]

my bad

^ ownage.

[Corn on the Colb]

1998 -- defeated Phoenix, 3-1, first round
lost to Utah, 4-1, conference semifinals

1996 -- defeated Phoenix, 3-1, first round
lost to Utah, 4-2, conference semifinals

Woooo!

:D I have to get it where I can.

[Shred]

^ ownage.

Well, of course I own him, he's my monkey, after all.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Dammit, monkey, you're here to entertain the people, not put them to sleep with statistics. NOW DANCE!

If youre schtick is just to say dance and call people monkey its truly one of the weaker attempts ive seen. its not even original. as has been stated before 'shitty material is shitty material but using other peoples shitty materila and passing it on as your own is just pathetic.'

You suck at being a troll. Try a different approach.

[Shred]

If youre schtick is just to say dance and call people monkey its truly one of the weaker attempts ive seen. its not even original. as has been stated before 'shitty material is shitty material but using other peoples shitty materila and passing it on as your own is just pathetic.'

You suck at being a troll. Try a different approach.

*

[mardigan]

*Neither did Jason Kidd.
Yes he did

[Spurminator]

Sometimes the monkey doesn't even realize he's the monkey.

[Johnny RIngo]

Sheeyit, we've WON more Finals than they've PARTICIPATED in....

Remember the last time Suns were in the Finals? Most of the Phoenix fanbase doesn't as they weren't born yet but to all the Spurs fans that do:

They were a shitty defensive team back then too. Jordan went off on them for 41 ppg setting an NBA Finals record. Geez...all these years and they still can't play D.

[GrandeDavid]

"How ya like me know" were the wise words of rap legend Kool Moe Dee. And that pretty much sums up about all I have to say to grieving Suns fan.

[Shred]

Yes he did

Only Game 4, the deciding game. My mistake--I was trying to divide his minutes by zero. :lol

[Shred]

Remember the last time Suns were in the Finals? Most of the Phoenix fanbase doesn't as they weren't born yet but to all the Spurs fans that do:

They were a shitty defensive team back then too. Jordan went off on them for 41 ppg setting an NBA Finals record. Geez...all these years and they still can't play D.

The asterisk compels you to always have the last word. NOW DANCE!

[Slinkyman]

Woooo!

:D I have to get it where I can.

no doubt utah had our number back then

[Spurminator]

It's pretty remarkable. Since the Spurs have been in the league, they've won three times as many Championships as the Suns have participated in.

I mean, god, can you imagine the frustration? You haven't won a single ring in 38 years, the only team with a better record than you gets eliminated in the first round, and you fail to capitalize. Man, that's got to hurt.

Any plans for the 40th Anniversary next year? Get those Charles Barkley and Gar Heard highlights ready!

[GrandeDavid]

The Spurs are the biggest whiny bitches in the NBA, as it shows EACH and EVERY time they get a foul called on them.

The Suns made that mistake when Amare and Diaw left the bench, but for any of these morons to blame anyone but the BITCH Horry for starting things is just being foolish.

Bitch bitch bitch!

No parade for Suns fan, no parade for Suns fan, no parade for Suns fan!

:owned

[Spurminator]

The asterisk compels you to always have the last word. NOW DANCE!


The pain of 0-39 compells you to try to silence the truth.

[Shred]

It's pretty remarkable. Since the Spurs have been in the league, they've won three times as many Championships as the Suns have participated in.

I mean, god, can you imagine the frustration? You haven't won a single ring in 38 years, the only team with a better record than you gets eliminated in the first round, and you fail to capitalize. Man, that's got to hurt.

Any plans for the 40th Anniversary next year? Get those Charles Barkley and Gar Heard highlights ready!

Wait....3 divided by 2 is 3? No, hold on. 3 divided by 1 is 2. Maybe I should be dividing by zero? Anyway, the asterisk beckons....Cue response:

[Spurminator]

Keep trying, you'll figure the math out soon enough.

It helps to know what years your team made the Finals.

[GrandeDavid]

You are right, but no way in hell would the Jazz have even won 2 against the Suns when things really mattered. The Jazz themselves would have been shocked to get a game 6 against the Suns had they played. And 2 of those wins were within the first 10 games, when the Suns looked like the worst team in the league, it's like trying to act tough when beating the Mavs during the 0-4 start.

The Jazz are better than the Suns. No argument necessary. I will repeat:

The Jazz are better than the Suns.

And next season, that gap will widen. Eat some of that Suns fan. Then shine my shoes.

[UV Ray]

The asterisk compels you to always have the last word.

Yeah... 14 pages of defensive inferiority. The pebble will be in the spursfan shoe for a long time.

[Shred]

Yeah... 14 pages of defensive inferiority. The pebble will be in the spursfan shoe for a long time.

If that, and only because I just decided to quit posting for a while.

[Spurminator]

When the monkey leaves, people go find something else to entertain them. It's to be expected.

[Johnny RIngo]

The asterisk compels you to always have the last word. NOW DANCE!

My last comment wasn't even directed at you. Just more proof that your sad attempts at trolling are backfiring when you're the one desperately trying to get in the last word. Seems like you're the only one dancing here.

[GrandeDavid]

Spurs fans acting like Mavs fans in Warriors series.

LeBron in his first starring role as Baron Davis this Thursday!

Nah. This thread is about the Suns being soft and their trolls being pvssies. Get with it....BRO.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Yeah... 14 pages of defensive inferiority. The pebble will be in the spursfan shoe for a long time.

Smeagol has a point ins aying you are stupid. An inferiority complex would denote that we dont think we have a chance or that others are better than us. Noone in here thinks that your team has a chance to win in a 7 game series and we have been accused of arrogance because of it.

What denotes an inferiority complex is trying to belittle someone elses accomplishments to make themselves feel better because they have none.

Look no farther than the mirror.

[FromWayDowntown]

I love asterisks. It's so much better to remember championship celebrations, even if asterisk-marred, than to spend all of life trying to find justifications for arguing that a team that has never won a title is in that predicament solely because they've been screwed over by higher powers -- damn, that must be REALLY frustrating to go through that year-after-year.

The greatest thing about an asterisk-afflicted championship (aside from hearing the whining fans of losing teams complain about them) is that they are, after all, still championships.

[Johnny RIngo]

Nah. This thread is about the Suns being soft and their trolls being pvssies. Get with it....BRO.

Wasn't it the other way around? Suns are pussies, Suns fans are soft/sensitive. Works either way.

[jag]

Yeah... 14 pages of defensive inferiority. The pebble will be in the spursfan shoe for a long time.

I figured you'd be here...

does it really hurt that much??? :(

[ChumpDumper]

Stay near the bench.

Sincerely,

Common Sense

[Johnny RIngo]

I figured you'd be here...

does it really hurt that much??? :(

14 pages of inferiority complex from Suns fans tells me they still feel butt hurt from teh conference semis.

[FromWayDowntown]

Stay near the bench.

Sincerely,

Common Sense

Why use common sense when there are plenty of wonderful excuses to use to explain your team's failures?

[jag]

14 pages of inferiority complex from Suns fans tells me they still feel butt hurt from teh conference semis.

at least UV Ray understands that by defending his team we'll have more respect for them... :rolleyes

They were the better team....and they got jobbed by stern cause he loves how exciting tim plays.

[Extra Stout]

*
Phoenix Suns#

# -- repeatedly #ed by Spurs in playoffs

[GrandeDavid]

Shred, UV Ray and Ron Mexico?

[UV Ray]

Smeagol has a point ins aying you are stupid. An inferiority complex would denote that we dont think we have a chance or that others are better than us. Noone in here thinks that your team has a chance to win in a 7 game series and we have been accused of arrogance because of it.

What denotes an inferiority complex is trying to belittle someone elses accomplishments to make themselves feel better because they have none.

Look no farther than the mirror.

Is English your second language too? The inferiority complex stems from America's lack of respect for the Spur's accomplishments. Right or wrong it is a prevalent attitude among more than just the casual fan. Spurs fans want desperately to be respected to the point that they overreact to any insinuation that they might just be a bit undeserving. However, if you lose one of the first two at home, you may end up like the famous cartoon from New Yorker Magazine where the patient on his psychiatrist's couch, looks up and says to the doctor, "I don't have an insecurity complex, I am inferior".

[pawe]

i know this is off topic but what is the spur's "2008 plan"? is it a change from a defensive style of play to an offensive one or does it just involve targeting specific free agents?

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Is English your second language too? The inferiority complex stems from America's lack of respect for the Spur's accomplishments. Right or wrong it is a prevalent attitude among more than just the casual fan. Spurs fans want desperately to be respected to the point that they overreact to any insinuation that they might just be a bit undeserving. However, if you lose one of the first two at home, you may end up like the famous cartoon from New Yorker Magazine where the patient on his psychiatrist's couch, looks up and says to the doctor, "I don't have an insecurity complex, I am inferior".

In order for us to have an inferiority complex we would have to denegrate our own accomplishments. Youre trying to do that for us.

Thus look in the mirror, dumbass.

[smeagol]

Is English your second language too? The inferiority complex stems from America's lack of respect for the Spur's accomplishments blah blah blah . . . I'm a dipshit who has nothing better to do than troll on another team's board after my team has been sent fishing . . . and for doing that, I consider myself cool

[jag]

Is English your second language too? The inferiority complex stems from America's lack of respect for the Spur's accomplishments. Right or wrong it is a prevalent attitude among more than just the casual fan. Spurs fans want desperately to be respected to the point that they overreact to any insinuation that they might just be a bit undeserving. However, if you lose one of the first two at home, you may end up like the famous cartoon from New Yorker Magazine where the patient on his psychiatrist's couch, looks up and says to the doctor, "I don't have an insecurity complex, I am inferior".

You're gonna have to bring something better than cartoon references....I'm waiting

:corn:

[ChumpDumper]

:lol @ sunfan trying to project his inferiority complex onto us!

[UV Ray]

In order for us to have an inferiority complex we would have to denegrate our own accomplishments. Youre trying to do that for us.

Thus look in the mirror, dumbass.

No you don't, being overly defensive will suffice.

[ChumpDumper]

Staying near the bench will suffice, thank you vety much.

[jag]

No you don't, being overly defensive will suffice.

Just dont say "asterisk", i'll get defensive.....overly defensive.

[jag]

For the record, it's difficult to get "overly defensive" when you're about to win a title. I know that's difficult for you to understand, so i'll work with you. :)

[smeagol]

The inferiority complex stems from America's lack of respect for the Spur's accomplishments.

America does not know who the Suns are. America likes winners. The Suns are losers.


Right or wrong it is a prevalent attitude among more than just the casual fan.

The casual fan is tired of whinning bitches . . . er, sorry . . . Suns Fans.


Spurs fans want desperately to be respected to the point that they overreact to any insinuation that they might just be a bit undeserving.

Not really. Spur Funs are simply annoyed by retards such as Shred and yourself.


However, if you lose one of the first two at home, you may end up like the famous cartoon from New Yorker Magazine where the patient on his psychiatrist's couch, looks up and says to the doctor, "I don't have an insecurity complex, I am inferior".

Fuck you're boring.

[bonesinaz]

Another lie. What you describe above is after the Horry foul. The game was over as soon as Nash got two shots and the ball. Since Horry basically said the reason he fouled Nash was because if Nash got by him the game was over, I'm not sure why you are so sure Horry thought the game was over.

BTW, easjer: There was no inbounds on that play, the Spurs missed a shot. And Finley never made contact. That's why it made sense that Horry was worried about Nash getting past him.

I'll have to go and check, but I think she is right about Fin fouling and it not being called. That was why I thought Horry gave the hard foul.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

No you don't, being overly defensive will suffice.

if that makes you feel better about your teams chances or how you are a better fan you go for it.

An inferiority complex actually stems from a lack of confidence and is either displayed in overaggresive behavior or conflict avoidance. You would fit into the former category.

[Johnny RIngo]

Is English your second language too? The inferiority complex stems from America's lack of respect for the Spur's accomplishments. Right or wrong it is a prevalent attitude among more than just the casual fan. Spurs fans want desperately to be respected to the point that they overreact to any insinuation that they might just be a bit undeserving. However, if you lose one of the first two at home, you may end up like the famous cartoon from New Yorker Magazine where the patient on his psychiatrist's couch, looks up and says to the doctor, "I don't have an insecurity complex, I am inferior".

Inferiority complex - A persistent sense of inadequacy or a tendency to self-diminishment, sometimes resulting in excessive aggressiveness through overcompensation.

That's you to a tee

[Extra Stout]

Is English your second language too? The inferiority complex stems from America's lack of respect for the Spur's accomplishments. Right or wrong it is a prevalent attitude among more than just the casual fan. Spurs fans want desperately to be respected to the point that they overreact to any insinuation that they might just be a bit undeserving. However, if you lose one of the first two at home, you may end up like the famous cartoon from New Yorker Magazine where the patient on his psychiatrist's couch, looks up and says to the doctor, "I don't have an insecurity complex, I am inferior".
Oh, we long since gave up interest in national respect. The casual fan doesn't like the Spurs for the same reason that 4-year-olds like Kool-Aid better than Bordeaux. Some hardcore fans denigrate the Spurs because of the predominance of foreign players on the team. Other denizens of the game feel that personality and individual expression are supposed to be as much a part of the game as rebounding and passing, so they don't much like the Spurs either.

So the Spurs are left as the team of basketball geeks, and of foreign countries. That's fine.

Of course, Suns fans would love to convince themselves that America will forever hate the Spurs because Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw jumped off the bench. Well, America was irritated that the Suns lost for a bit the same way some people get upset when the pretty girl who can't necessarily sing that well gets voted off American Idol. But nobody cares anymore. America is unlikely to sustain enough interest in the Spurs to dislike them for any length of time.

San Antonio itself has an inferiority complex because it is considered poorer and less sophisticated than other major cities in Texas, and so its citizens tend to overreact to perceived slights. This is different from the Phoenix inferiority complex, in which everybody wishes they were from Los Angeles.

Luckily, I'm sufficiently arrogant that I don't have to worry about inferiority complexes. I just figure that the Spurs are an acquired taste.

[smeagol]

No you don't, being overly defensive will suffice.
Spurs are overly defensive. No question about that. That is one you got right after 343 posts

Suns, OTOH, do not practice defense.

That is why Spurs have three titles and Suns have nada/cero/zilch.

That is why Spurs Fan are happy people and Suns fans, for the most part, are whinny bitches.

[UV Ray]

America does not know who the Suns are. America likes winners. The Suns are losers.



The casual fan is tired of whinning bitches . . . er, sorry . . . Suns Fans.



Not really. Spur Funs are simply annoyed by retards such as Shred and yourself.



Fuck you're boring.

The truth can be boring, that's one of the reasons few people seek it.

[jag]

The truth can be boring, that's one of the reasons few people seek it.

How profound...


stay near the bench??

[ChumpDumper]

The truth can be boring, that's one of the reasons few people seek it.Yep, truth is Amare fucked his team and his fans.

Quite boring.

[Extra Stout]

The truth can be boring, that's one of the reasons few people seek it.
You have stumbled upon a pearl of wisdom.

One example of a boring truth which few people seek, is that defense wins championships.

[jag]

You have stumbled upon a pearl of wisdom.

One example of a boring truth which few people seek, is that defense wins championships.

He only seeks a specific kind of truth...truth from the Phoenix media, and the media in general. I like to call it truthiness, truth is what you FEEL, not reality.

[UV Ray]

Oh, we long since gave up interest in national respect. The casual fan doesn't like the Spurs for the same reason that 4-year-olds like Kool-Aid better than Bordeaux. Some hardcore fans denigrate the Spurs because of the predominance of foreign players on the team. Other denizens of the game feel that personality and individual expression are supposed to be as much a part of the game as rebounding and passing, so they don't much like the Spurs either.

So the Spurs are left as the team of basketball geeks, and of foreign countries. That's fine.

Of course, Suns fans would love to convince themselves that America will forever hate the Spurs because Amare Stoudemire and Boris Diaw jumped off the bench. Well, America was irritated that the Suns lost for a bit the same way some people get upset when the pretty girl who can't necessarily sing that well gets voted off American Idol. But nobody cares anymore. America is unlikely to sustain enough interest in the Spurs to dislike them for any length of time.

San Antonio itself has an inferiority complex because it is considered poorer and less sophisticated than other major cities in Texas, and so its citizens tend to overreact to perceived slights. This is different from the Phoenix inferiority complex, in which everybody wishes they were from Los Angeles.

Luckily, I'm sufficiently arrogant that I don't have to worry about inferiority complexes. I just figure that the Spurs are an acquired taste.

An honest and insightful response, with a few exceptions.
:clap

[FuzzyLumpkins]

He only seeks a specific kind of truth...truth from the Phoenix media, and the media in general. I like to call it truthiness, truth is what you FEEL, not reality.

i dont think its that. I just think he likes attention and will do whatever it takes to get it.

His act is the eqivalent of dropping your pants to your ankles and flailing around screaming "Look at my ass!!"

[SpursWoman]

the pretty girl who can't necessarily sing that well gets voted off American Idol


And she was (at least one of them) from San Antonio. How ironic. :lol

[UV Ray]

You have stumbled upon a pearl of wisdom.

One example of a boring truth which few people seek, is that defense wins championships.

I don't disagree.

[exstatic]

You are right, but no way in hell would the Jazz have even won 2 against the Suns when things really mattered. The Jazz themselves would have been shocked to get a game 6 against the Suns had they played. And 2 of those wins were within the first 10 games, when the Suns looked like the worst team in the league, it's like trying to act tough when beating the Mavs during the 0-4 start.
Horseshit. Nash and D'Antoni would have curled up in a ball and started crying in game one, when you REALLY ran into a team that takes a hard foul about every two minutes on the game clock. Utah would have OWNED.

[jag]

An honest and insightful response, with a few exceptions.
:clap

Here's honesty:

I do not live in San Antonio, i'm a college student at UT knoxville and i've been a spurs fan my entire life. A feeling of inferiority was only present when the spurs either lost to the Rockets, or Jazz in the playoffs, before Duncan. It's been 10 years and you're going to be hard pressed to find any spurs fan with a feeling of inferiority, especially to a suns fan. Youre barking up the wrong tree. :reading

[Extra Stout]

And she was (at least one of them) from San Antonio. How ironic. :lol
And the girl who won was from Phoenix.

I think this just gave Eddie Johnson an idea on how to change the playoff format.

[bonesinaz]

At least that's something Spurs and Suns fans can agree on.

And for the record, the Spurs were the better team than Phoenix and despite the suspensions we had our chances and couldn't capitalize. This stems from our borderline autistic center and our whiny little bitch of a head coach. Glad to see Nash and Sarver trying to infuse some sack into this team.

That was a good post. You hit the nail on the head and I can respect that.

[SpursWoman]

And the girl who won was from Phoenix.

I think this just gave Eddie Johnson an idea on how to change the playoff format.

Better looking players? :lol

[Johnny RIngo]

Horseshit. Nash and D'Antoni would have curled up in a ball and started crying in game one, when you REALLY ran into a team that takes a hard foul about every two minutes on the game clock. Utah would have OWNED.

Jazz would have taken the Suns in 6. Phoenix never was and never will be a championship calibre team. They're nothing more than a gimmick that relies on the media to win their battle(Nash stealing his two MVPs from superior players)

[Extra Stout]

Better looking players? :lol
Teams advance via phone voting.

[UV Ray]

Here's honesty:

i'm a college student at UT knoxville

UT Knoxville? You might want to keep that to yourself.

[jag]

UT Knoxville? You might want to keep that to yourself.

wow, i try to talk to you like someone with average intelligence and you bring this.

I should have known you were Ivy league all the way...college is for fools, engineering is even worse.

[UV Ray]

..college is for fools, engineering is even worse.

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa179/xuy675/belushi9ul.gif

Sorry Jag, I couldn't resist.

[jag]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa179/xuy675/belushi9ul.gif

Sorry Jag, I couldn't resist.

funny

let's talk about college...but no really... :rolleyes

[jag]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa179/xuy675/belushi9ul.gif

Sorry Jag, I couldn't resist.

I am in a fraternity though, but i can't drink like that...he's all that is man.

[smeagol]

I love this site.

So many witty posters (most of them Spurs fans), so many stupid ones.

It is great for a laugh.

No if you will excuse me, I'll be taking my inferiority complex (and my three championships) elsewhere.

[UV Ray]

I love this site.

So many witty posters (most of them Spurs fans), so many stupid ones.

It is great for a laugh.

No if you will excuse me, I'll be taking my inferiority complex (and my three championships) elsewhere.

Be sure to write!

[jag]

Be sure to write!

I liked your bil murray AV, i dont respect you the same with that one. :depressed

[UV Ray]

I liked your bil murray AV, i dont respect you the same with that one. :depressed

"I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa179/xuy675/Carl.jpg

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I liked your bil murray AV, i dont respect you the same with that one. :depressed

Actually, its quite fitting. Eraserhead is quite an annoying movie about the emasculation of men in in modern society.

[cherylsteele]

I will say those 3 and a couple others are above him, but sure as hell not 10 above him. But like I said, I won;t argue this, its been done before, and too many idiots throw a name like Kidd in there when he is nowhere near Nash, tust me, I know, I watched him too.
These player have more assists than Nash (he has 5,890):
1. John Stockton 15,806
2. Mark Jackson 10,334
3. Magic Johnson 10,141
4. Oscar Robertson 9,887
5. Isiah Thomas 9,061
6. GARY PAYTON 8,966
7. JASON KIDD 8,691
8. Rod Strickland 7,987
9. Maurice Cheeks 7,392
10. Len Wilkens 7,211
11. Terry Porter 7,160
12. Tim Hardaway 7,095
13. Bob Cousy 6,955
14. Guy Rodgers 6,917
15. Muggsy Bogues 6,726

Of course assists don't make the total point guard, they are a huge part of it though and he isn't even top 15, that is with all those years in Dallas' high octane offense.

[OldDirtMcGirt]

I think that Kidd has had the better overall career than Nash, but right now I'll take Nash. This could change if Nash can somehow keep up these stats, although with his bad back I'm not sure how much more he has left in the tank.

[Avitus1]

http://atifonline.net/Nash/images/braveheart2.jpg

[UV Ray]

http://atifonline.net/Nash/images/braveheart2.jpg


That face never fails to crack me up. :lol

[OldDirtMcGirt]

http://atifonline.net/Nash/images/braveheart2.jpg

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

That's pretty damn good.

[Dave McNulla]

Somebody may have seen you on Usenet and copped your name. Do you post on Mavtalk?
all the time. they call me mctrolla.

[O-Factor]

Wow, the suns are quite pathetic, still whinning and all. Its sad. I actually pity their excuse-first team. Hmm.

[Avitus1]

Always an excuse when they lose.

[LavaLamp]

Eh, I'm bored at work. So I like to pass the time by having discussions with other people on basketball. Not really sure how this makes me pathetic.


OldDirtMcGirt, this is your boss. Get back to work! (jk)

[SpursChampsIII]

You all conveniently forget about little bitch Bowen and his cheapshots, but of course you all would forget about that, because you want to blame everyone else and think the Spurs do no wrong. But saying the altercation was caused by anyone but someone on the Spurs is just idiotic, the Spurs were starting so much all series that anyone, and I mean ANYONE in that situation would react like that.

Your team is soft. We will head butt, kick your groin, and knock your little sissy PG into the scorer's table to get what we want. Your soft team got in the way and got punched in the face. Bow down to the Dirty Spurs, punk.

[samikeyp]

and Suns fans complain about Spurs fans living in the past. :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I find it so sad that Amare and Diaw were suspended for the entire series. Had it been just a one game suspension I'd bet money that Phoenix was good enough to win four of the remaining six.