***OFFICIAL Week 16 Game Thread, Sponsored By Dak vs. Wentz VI: For All The Marbles

[Millennial_Messiah]

Larry Fitz ting on the Seacucks.

that tryhard got, tbh, meaningless game

[Millennial_Messiah]

really need Seattle to win here

[leemajors]

Has Pollard been on the field?

[Millennial_Messiah]

Has Pollard been on the field?

no

I'd trade zeke and commit to throwing more

[Mark Celibate]

Even before today, I never really thought of Seattle as that great of a team despite being 11-3 with a tough schedule. All of their wins have been in close games tbh. If the Cowboys come back and win the division, I think they could beat the Seahawks in a home Wild Card game. The 49ers are a much scarier team imo

[Mark Celibate]

Now that The Bot is out of timeouts, I wonder if he'll call another false start to ice Forbath tbh imho

[Millennial_Messiah]

Michael "Thomas" Gallup has 999 yards on the season in only 11 games with one to go.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Kingsbury, what did he steal from fat arians tbh

[Millennial_Messiah]

STOP WASTING DOWNS RUNNING INTO 8 MAN BOXES GARRETT

[Millennial_Messiah]

Michael Thomas Gallup with over 1,000 receiving yards on the season, haters!

[Mark Celibate]

Cox down, hopefully the injury is career threatening...can’t stand that POS

[Millennial_Messiah]

Of course we lose the ball because stupid Garrett ing runs the ball into a stacked box instead of throwing with the passing game which has been the only thing that's worked all season

[Millennial_Messiah]

if we abandon the run we'd have 30+ points by now

ing Garrett

[Mark Celibate]

Of course we lose the ball because stupid Garrett ing runs the ball into a stacked box instead of throwing with the passing game which has been the only thing that's worked all season

the real issue was the genius idea of running an option on 3rd and 1 instead of just running the damn ball up the middle for an easy first down. Bot outsmarting himself per par etc. Any 2nd or 3rd and 1 should be an automatic first down with the personnel they have

[Millennial_Messiah]

just like the Minnesota game... Garrett just doesn't know when to get off his heroin-like addiction to the run game

[Millennial_Messiah]

the real issue was the genius idea of running an option on 3rd and 1 instead of just running the damn ball up the middle for an easy first down. Bot outsmarting himself per par etc. Any 2nd or 3rd and 1 should be an automatic first down with the personnel they have

yeah

and Pollard instead of zeke as well

[Millennial_Messiah]

well hopefully if Zeke is concussed then we'll start throwing like real men

[Millennial_Messiah]

okay Garrett you get another chance right now. THROW THE BALL 1st, 2nd, 3rd down.

[Millennial_Messiah]

finally Jarwin in the game instead of slow ass Witten

[Will Hunting]

the Chargers needing to go silent count in a home game

[Millennial_Messiah]

Don't ever run on 1st and 10 again, Garrett. Please. It. Just. Doesn't. Work.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Cooper is such a bum . Seriously. Tag and trade.

[Mark Celibate]

semen cloud over Clipper Nation's house right now tbh imo. just a ty throw all-around

[Clipper Nation]

The Clapper needs to keep giving it to Zeke, tbh. Can't risk your whole season on a scrub like Dak.

[Clipper Nation]

if the Seacucks still lose this game