Trump has COVID

[hater]

The memes are gonna be ing

[hater]

[hater]

[Ef-man]

True. Derp now clutching his anal beads.

http://https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/0...rus/index.html

[ChumpDumper]

Impossible. He was taking Dr. Darrin's magic potion.

[Will Hunting]

[Will Hunting]

Impossible. He was taking Dr. Darrin's magic potion.

[Spurminator]

Hilarious if true, but he will probably be fine.

And honestly this is probably a pretty good distraction from a disastrous week. He'll get to emerge in two weeks having defeated the pandemic victoriously while the entire news cycle is focused on it. He probably won't have to do the town hall debate, or anything else for that matter, and doing nothing is probably the best possible thing for his reelection hopes.

[ducks]

Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump
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Tonight, FloTUS
and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER

[Nathan89]

Our country is going to need him to overcome this great battle.

[hater]

Too bad Pompeo was getting doirs slammed on his face at the Vatican

[ChumpDumper]

Donald J. Trump realDonaldTrump
·
6m
Tonight, FloTUS
and I tested positive for COVID-19. We will begin our quarantine and recovery process immediately. We will get through this TOGETHER

The funniest this about this is there are actual members names real and Flo.

[Reck]

This has all the potential to give Trump’s dying campaign (no pun intended) a shot in the arm and boost it.

America, we love to throw pity parties to sick people. If he beats this and isnt immediately hospitalized and put on a ventilator, this can help his chances.

[baseline bum]

He's probably lying so he can say it was no big deal in a couple of weeks. Maybe Deep State can use this as an opportunity tho...

[ChumpDumper]

He's probably lying so he can say it was no big deal in a couple of weeks. Maybe Deep State can use this as an opportunity tho...

Dodging the next debate.

[velik_m]

Well this is one way to get out of the debates.

[Will Hunting]

This has all the potential to give Trump’s dying campaign (no pun intended) a shot in the arm and boost it.

America, we love to throw pity parties to sick people. If he beats this and isnt immediately hospitalized and put on a ventilator, this can help his chances.

Idk man, any sympathy vote he gets is probably drowned out by how stupid he'll look for mocking a disease he gets sick from.

[hater]

[spurraider21]

Our country is going to need him to overcome this great battle.

you'd be a great north korean news anchor tbh

[Spurminator]

This has all the potential to give Trump’s dying campaign (no pun intended) a shot in the arm and boost it.

America, we love to throw pity parties to sick people. If he beats this and isnt immediately hospitalized and put on a ventilator, this can help his chances.

Yeah I want to laugh my ass off at this but I also believe that it actually helps his campaign. It's the home run news story he desperately needed to distract from the terrible debate performance, the tax returns, and the SC nomination that a majority of the country opposes.

[baseline bum]

Idk man, any sympathy vote he gets is probably drowned out by how stupid he'll look for mocking a disease he gets sick from.

Only way we'd ever hear he gets sick is if he has to be hospitalized. I don't trust him, he's probably lying about testing positive.

[midnightpulp]

Only way we'd ever hear he gets sick is if he has to be hospitalized. I don't trust him, he's probably lying about testing positive.

Got that feeling it's a ploy, as well.

[hater]

Only way we'd ever hear he gets sick is if he has to be hospitalized. I don't trust him, he's probably lying about testing positive.

Hes a 70 year old obese pig. What are his chances bum?

[Joseph Kony]

hopefully he dies tbh

[pgardn]

Can’t believe him until confirmed independently

If he does and comes through well (he will get better care than anyone on the earth), Hater will anoint him Superman along with the rest of the red team.