***** Official All-Inclusive 2020 Election Night Thread *****

[hater]

Comet Ping Pong pizza.

Damn still remember 2008 when Obama won and I cried and happened to be in DC and went out to the after parties.

What hopeful times

And today what miserable times regardless who wins

[Will Hunting]

Damn still remember 2008 when Obama won and I cried and happened to be in DC and went out to the after parties.

What hopeful times

And today what miserable times regardless who wins

All that hope and change fell apart pretty quickly once he made Rahm Emanuel his chief of staff.

[Will Hunting]

The blood of dead trafficked Silsby babies of course.

I'm 183 years old.

Comet Ping Pong is running a special on that tonight, I’ll see you there. Soros is supposed to be in attendance, so please bring a gift for Dear Leader Soros.

[Ef-man]

This how you defeat bots and skynet from destroying the world.

Thank you "Big Tech!"

Big tech is stepping up to swing the election for Dems.

[boutons_deux]

USPS Says COVID-19 Is Delaying Ballot Delivery In Swing States

Delivery of absentee ballots is delayed in Detroit, greater Michigan and central Pennsylvania — and could swing the presidential election.

COVID-19 cases and “employee unavailability”

are behind the significant slowdowns in ballot delivery happening in parts of Michigan and Pennsylvania, the U.S. Postal Service told a federal court this weekend.

Agency data shows that a significant share of absentee ballots in
Detroit,
greater Michigan, and
central Pennsylvania —

all regions that could play a crucial role in deciding the presidential election —

are not arriving within an “on time” window of about two days.

On Saturday in the greater Michigan district,

the percentage of ballots delivered on time was 69.1%.

It was 78% in the Detroit district,

and 56.6% in central Pennsylvania.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/usps-ballot-delays-swing-states_n_5fa0a3e7c5b67617e64a5cfd?ri18n=true&ncid= newsltushpmgnews

“employee unavailability” Dejoy's denying overtime?

[LkrFan]

[Ef-man]

Comet Ping Pong is running a special on that tonight, I’ll see you there. Soros is supposed to be in attendance, so please bring a gift for Dear Leader Soros.

I will be there too.

Bill Gates has me stamping peoples hands so we know who attended, when they left, where they went, what they bought, who they talked to, what they said, how they felt, what they were thinking, where they work, and overall help them make smart Microsoft decisions in all aspects of their lives.

[Splits]

Comet Ping Pong is running a special on that tonight, I’ll see you there. Soros is supposed to be in attendance, so please bring a gift for Dear Leader Soros.

Podesta supplying the "adult" entertainment again?

[lefty]

https://youtu.be/7JV4Ya2PxaU

lol

[LkrFan]

[ElNono]

Big tech is stepping up to swing the election for Dems.

[ChumpDumper]

Sullivan

[ElNono]

At least I don't smoke cannabis or cigarettes, tbh. Those are the absolute worst.

Those are worse than crack? Just be quiet.

[ElNono]

Does it hurt being wrong so often?

I mentioned what he was told, never claimed they were right.

Does it hurt?

[ElNono]

Comet Ping Pong is running a special on that tonight, I’ll see you there. Soros is supposed to be in attendance, so please bring a gift for Dear Leader Soros.

Just got the invite. Gonna bring some Podesta paintings to hang on the walls.

EDIT: Damn, Splits beat me to it

[Will Hunting]

Trump campaign staffer already leaking to NBC that they’re having turnout problems in PA.

[ChumpDumper]

Just got the invite. Gonna bring some Podesta paintings to hang on the walls.

EDIT: Damn, Splits beat me to it

No worries. Bring the surgical tape to bind the kids' hands on the tables like TSA showed us.

[SnakeBoy]

People are saying that Democrats are freaking the out

[ElNono]

No worries. Bring the surgical tape to bind the kids' hands on the tables like TSA showed us.

I'm gonna do you one better and bring Hunter Biden's laptop(s)

[Spurminator]

People are saying that Democrats are freaking the out

On a scale of "concerned about their opponents winning the election" and "voting for Donald Trump to be the President because you're worried about liberals" how freaked out would you say they are?

[ChumpDumper]

I'm gonna do you one better and bring Hunter Biden's laptop(s)

I already have seven, but the more the merrier!

[florige]

Trump campaign staffer already leaking to NBC that they’re having turnout problems in PA.

Getting the excuse burgers simmering already.

[DMX7]

Trump campaign staffer already leaking to NBC that they’re having turnout problems in PA.

Where did you hear this?

[Will Hunting]

People are saying that Democrats are freaking the out

2016 PTSD. What else is new? Democrats were freaking out about how MAGA s were going to create Election Day chaos and outside of a few fake robocalls in Michigan and your usual Georgia voting machine glitch it’s been smooth sailing so far today.

[LkrFan]

Texas!