Pooping at someone else's home

[Millennial_Messiah]

I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch, I’d take her if I had one wish

2/10

[Millennial_Messiah]

But she’s been gone since that summer, since that summer

1/10

[Millennial_Messiah]

New Kids On The Block had a buncha hits, Chinese food makes me sick

2.5/10

[RichFromLFO]

0/10

Hip-hop, marmalade, & span
met you one summer and it all began

[Millennial_Messiah]

Fly? this isn't the 90s

[Millennial_Messiah]

Hip-hop, marmalade, & span
met you one summer and it all began

3/10

[RichFromLFO]

2/10

You’re the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird jersey 33

[RichFromLFO]

1/10

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole buncha sonnets

[RichFromLFO]

3/10

When I met you I said “my name is Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie & Fitch”

[Millennial_Messiah]

You’re the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird jersey 33

0.3/10

[Millennial_Messiah]

When I met you I said “my name is Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie & Fitch”

2.7/10

[Millennial_Messiah]

When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole buncha sonnets

4/10 and only that high if speaking with a New Yawker accent

[Millennial_Messiah]

thick, tbh

[SpursforSix]

Thanks for ruining the thread gots.

[Millennial_Messiah]

Thanks for ruining the thread gots.

Wait a moment... those weren't your alts?

[Millennial_Messiah]

tbh.

[spurraider21]

Bruh, everyone s and smells. Crazy that people would be ashamed of who they are, at the most natural functions.

my dont stink

[Will Hunting]

The pooping at my house rule isn’t just hygiene. I think most people I have over are anally sophisticated enough to not get fences all over the lid, floors, and walls. And I don’t really care how efficient their wiping is. If they don’t wipe until the tp is clean, it’s their problem. Once they zip their pants up, a messy butthole is their problem.

It’s really the smell and the thought that it’s wafting around my home. Maybe sticking to my clothes or attaching to my food. It’s bad enough one doesn’t go outside to fart. But opening up your sphincter and discharging all your nasty in my home? Just go before or after. And I’d you’re the type that has emergencies and can’t hold it? I don’t need friends like that.

Repairmen who ask to use the bathroom are the worst.

If you’re a 300 pound fatass who looks dirty as from working all day and just inhaled a near footlong breakfast burrito, you should really have the sense to know that the suburban family who’s internet you’re installing really doesn’t want you anywhere near their bathroom.

[TDMVPDPOY]

how about them chimps who hold it in rather go home take a then say using a public toilet....

[Millennial_Messiah]

Repairmen who ask to use the bathroom are the worst.

If you’re a 300 pound fatass who looks dirty as from working all day and just inhaled a near footlong breakfast burrito, you should really have the sense to know that the suburban family who’s internet you’re installing really doesn’t want you anywhere near their bathroom.

That's why it's good to have a house with about an acre sized lot with no HOA fees so you can build an outhouse for those type of guys. Also for the drunk party frat guys you invite over. Gotta take a dump? The bathroom's outside, down the paveway to your left.

[Will Hunting]

That's why it's good to have a house with about an acre sized lot with no HOA fees so you can build an outhouse for those type of guys. Also for the drunk party frat guys you invite over. Gotta take a dump? The bathroom's outside, down the paveway to your left.

An outhouse? Are you ing re ed? Who the has an outhouse. Just tell the disgusting repairman to off if he asks to use your bathroom.

[SpursforSix]

Wait a moment... those weren't your alts?

I don't have alts. Other than maybe some Larry related ones. And ctoa.

[Millennial_Messiah]

An outhouse? Are you ing re ed? Who the has an outhouse. Just tell the disgusting repairman to off if he asks to use your bathroom.

And then he leaves me with 2-bar wifi, shoddy service and submits a report and the company finds a way to jack up my rate and charge me service fees? Yeah being rude to poor people making five figure income a year working out in the fields, pandemic or not, just doing their job trying to help is totally the right answer.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I don't have alts. Other than maybe some Larry related ones. And ctoa.

I thought ctoa was your main but you created this one after they opened new registration for the first time in years right after the day of the LMA signing because ctoa got pinked around that time frame.

[Millennial_Messiah]

I feel bad for anyone making five figures in today's US society tbh, unless you're in podunk bum nowhere where land and life is cheap. If you're in a city and making under 100k a year, you're basically impoverished in 1920 standards (factoring in inflation).