It Won't Be Compe ive

[smeagol]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!

I bet you $10,000 Kobe never scored 25 pts on Bowen, the year Bruce got the DPOY award . . .































( , that's already been done!)

[ShoogarBear]

So Saguaro didn't really become a Laker Fan until they were winning?








And this makes him different, how?

[Princess Pimp]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!

Excellent analysis Saguaro!

[Kori Ellis]

Duncan isn't the heir to anything. Nobody cares about Duncan and nobody will remember as anything but the leader of Team Cheap Shot.

[5 rings]

I'm just posting here as an honest Laker fan. Sorry, but the Spurs really don't have a chance in this series. The Lakers are led by veterans who won't fall apart in the heat of the moment like the young Hornets did. Kobe will close the deal. The Laker offensive machine is at least an order of magnitude better than the Hornets attack that just shredded the Spurs three times in the Big Easy. My Lakers picked apart a savvy Jazz team that had improved by leaps and bounds since last year.

You Spurs fans think that Pau Gasol is the same guy who got no support from his Memphis team. Now he's just a cog in this fluid machine. Take your pick: pack the lane to contain Mamba and let Gasol Paund you from the perimeter, or try to take him out of the game and let Mamba drive the lane over and over until all your big men foul out.

You Spurs fans think the Laker bench is the same thin gruel it's been the last few years. Well, the kids are growing up. Farmar, Vujacic and Walton will make you pay for your insolence.

This Laker attack is too balanced and too versatile to stop, and even all that Spur experience won't forestall the inevitable. I'll throw you a bone and say the Spurs make one last stand at the Alamo (one game), but this series marks the end of your interlude between two installments of this great transgenerational Laker Dynasty.

Lakers in 5!

damn you guys, he sounds like he knows what hes talking about. i guess we should just watch american idol because after reading this experts post its pretty obvious we are royally ed. damn... we have no chance.

thanks for apologizing though "honest Laker fan."

if only we had a guy named sasha on our team, or maybe a guy named smush

[Strike]

or maybe a guy named smush

[DM28]

Yea, the suck.

The spurs just beat NO and Phoenix, those are real teams

Get ready for a wake up call you oblivious dumb asses.

Phoenix is a real team? Are you serious? The Lakers would've swept them in 4. We owned the Suns and we will soon own you as well. Put on your "Old Guys Rule" t-shirts and prepare YOURSELVES for a wake up call.

[Saguaro]

So Saguaro didn't really become a Laker Fan until they were winning?








And this makes him different, how?

It's all about defeating evil. And the Lakers will get it done.

[smeagol]

Excellent analysis Saguaro!

Hey , is Saguaro your brother?

[Saguaro]

Phoenix is a real team? Are you serious? The Lakers would've swept them in 4. We owned the Suns and we will soon own you as well. Put on your "Old Guys Rule" t-shirts and prepare YOURSELVES for a wake up call.

Change your favorite team on your profile, my comrade.

[SpursWoman]

I remember this .

He's actually a sunfan.

We need a chart to keep track of the trolls real teams.

He's actually a Spurs fan, which was a Suns fan, and is apparently now a Lakers fan.

[ChumpDumper]

Change your favorite team on your profile, my comrade.

Just like you changed yours from the Suns

[mardigan]

I'm a troll.

[duncan228]

Change your favorite team on your profile, my comrade.

Something you apparantly do often.

[Saguaro]

He's actually a Spurs fan, which was a Suns fan, and is apparently now a Lakers fan.

No! You lie!

[Princess Pimp]

Actually es! The Suns are the only team to beat the Lakers twice (recently) in the playoffs something you won't do because they own your pathetic asses!

[foodie2]

A Mamba is a deadly cobra that strikes fear in all who come near. You will not survive its bite, just like the Spurs will not survive Kobe Bryant.

Yes, I know what a mamba is when it's a snake. So I guess this is one of those cute nicknames, kind of like "Black Jesus" or "The Answer" or "The Big Cactus"

I see. Like that.

Terrifying.

[Spurs Fan in PCB]

Hey , is Saguaro your brother?

I was thinking that same thing. They sound an awful (and I mean awful) lot like each other!

[Strike]

Actually es! The Suns are the only team to beat the Lakers twice (recently) in the playoffs something you won't do because they own your pathetic asses!

Who owns the Suns?

Ohhhhh, that's right...

[ShoogarBear]

I wouldn't hold it against him. None of these other guys were Laker fans last year, either.

[ChumpDumper]

I coulda sworn that guy wrote for the Sonoran Shopper or some other podunk Arizona paper.

[PM5K]

Same thing the Suns fans said, same thing the Hornets fans said...

[Extra Stout]

Who is this idiot who keeps coming up with these lame trolls?

[Medvedenko]

Lakers are the underdog this series.

[austinlakepirate]

Yep

Same thing the Suns fans said, same thing the Hornets fans said...