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  1. #26
    ......................... mystargtr34's Avatar
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    Rappin Shaq sux

  2. #27
    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    Blasphemy!

  3. #28
    Since 1992 Brutalis's Avatar
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    Yeah I'd rather hook back up with her than pay that prenup too.

  4. #29
    They hate us - but they want to be us!
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    I found rappin Shaq very offensive and not at all funny. It's just such language that gives black men and rap music such a bad reputation.

  5. #30
    GFY I. Hustle's Avatar
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    I found rappin Shaq very offensive and not at all funny. It's just such language that gives black men and rap music such a bad reputation.

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    Believe. The Third Man's Avatar
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    I found rappin Shaq very offensive and not at all funny. It's just such language that gives black men and rap music such a bad reputation.
    I find Crookshanks very offensive and not at all insightful. It's such language that gives tight assed internet scolds and the Dave Matthews Band such a bad reputation.

  7. #32
    They hate us - but they want to be us!
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    "insightful"? You find that crude garbage insightful?! Now that's funny!

  8. #33
    Believe. The Third Man's Avatar
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    "insightful"? You find that crude garbage insightful?! Now that's funny!
    I wouldn't say your comments about Rappin' Shaq were "crude garbage." More like "tight assed" and "humorless." Let me add "barely literate" to describe you after that sorry display of reading comprehension.

  9. #34
    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I'm thinkin lately that everybody dissing Rappin Shaq secretly likes him, they're just trying to bait him into making a rap about them.

  10. #35
    ......................... mystargtr34's Avatar
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    I'm thinkin lately that everybody dissing Rappin Shaq secretly likes him, they're just trying to bait him into making a rap about them.

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    Veteran confined's Avatar
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    i have a feeling mono is secretly rappin' shaq

  12. #37
    Dragon style JamStone's Avatar
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    Everyone wonderin whats up with my ho
    Changin her mind and decidin not to go
    Even after gettin ratted out by Kobe
    My woman wanna still stick around to blow me

    How do I get the ladies? It's cuz I'm a horse
    I got a giant , that's why I'm not divorced
    I know how to work it, my gets her drooling
    I sex her up better than my free throw shooting

    Keep my marriage afloat without even tryin
    Didn't even have to go get a big ass diamond
    I get ratted out but my woman still stays
    Yo Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!
    Brilliant!


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    Believe. Anti.Hero's Avatar
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    Why go back to unleaded when she is used to the Diesel.

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    Heckler in the Stands anakha's Avatar
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    Everyone wonderin whats up with my ho
    Changin her mind and decidin not to go
    Even after gettin ratted out by Kobe
    My woman wanna still stick around to blow me

    How do I get the ladies? It's cuz I'm a horse
    I got a giant , that's why I'm not divorced
    I know how to work it, my gets her drooling
    I sex her up better than my free throw shooting

    Keep my marriage afloat without even tryin
    Didn't even have to go get a big ass diamond
    I get ratted out but my woman still stays
    Yo Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!
    Who the is this guy talkin gibberish?
    Can he spit properly and not use Engrish?
    Get yo ty spellin ass back to the 2nd grade
    Yo ducks.................tel mme how me asss tate
    First rap was pretty good, but that last ducks line was gold.

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    Ghost of Mr. K SenorSpur's Avatar
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    I guess Shaq took the advice of the late, great Johnnie Taylor and realized that, "it's Cheaper to Keep her"
    Last edited by SenorSpur; 08-15-2008 at 05:02 AM.

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    I guess Shaq took the advice of the late, great Johnnie Taylor and realized that, "it's Cheaper to Keep her"
    the desert can be one lonely place without anyone who really cares about ya

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    i have a feeling mono is secretly rappin' shaq
    i wish i had the ability to come up with comedy gold like that.

  18. #43
    Saytowns Fawtbox King lebomb's Avatar
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    Everyone wonderin whats up with my ho
    Changin her mind and decidin not to go
    Even after gettin ratted out by Kobe
    My woman wanna still stick around to blow me

    How do I get the ladies? It's cuz I'm a horse
    I got a giant , that's why I'm not divorced
    I know how to work it, my gets her drooling
    I sex her up better than my free throw shooting

    Keep my marriage afloat without even tryin
    Didn't even have to go get a big ass diamond
    I get ratted out but my woman still stays
    Yo Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!


    Yo shaq your rap is whack and I know I be hatin....
    stick to basketball playin or you'll be dismissed like gary peyton.....
    eerrrrr......uuhhhh, you got your ho back and we are celebratin??

    I cant rap.

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    The Wemby Assembly z0sa's Avatar
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    Yo shaq your rap is whack and I know I be hatin....
    stick to basketball playin or you'll be dismissed like gary peyton.....
    eerrrrr......uuhhhh, you got your ho back and we are celebratin??

    I cant rap.
    Rappin' Shaq just got challenged to his first ST rap battle.

    Lebomb, get ready to taste ass.

  20. #45
    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    I bet Rappin' Shaq sucks at haiku.

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    Veteran jack sommerset's Avatar
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    Everything on Shaq is BIG. His kawk is probably 14 inches. That of his,especially after pumping out that gorillia kids needs his meat to fill that fat hole. She would have got paid. All those kids would make sure of that. She went back for that donkey .

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    Unsigned #1 Draft Pick RonMexico's Avatar
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    Can we all please remember that Shaq filed for divorce because Shauni was taking some of his money and putting it in a separate account in her name?

    She really wasn't going to "get paid"

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    I thought they broke up because she cheated on him with a cuban. Maybe Shaq likes how Cuban ass taste like?

  24. #49
    Feels bad man Mr.Bottomtooth's Avatar
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    oh noes, here comes the Rappin' Shaq trolls.

  25. #50
    Believe. Rappin' Tony Parker's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq just got challenged to his first ST rap battle.

    Lebomb, get ready to taste ass.
    Did Lebomb pick rhymes out of a trash can?
    Yo Shaq, ignore the challenge of my country man
    Or maybe you should take him on, I would own you in a battle
    I'd beat you down faster than you eat a herd of cattle.

    My feet were too quick for your used up legs in the first round.
    You want to keep up with my flows? Your ass needs to lose a few hundred pounds.
    Face it old man, you don't belong in the league no more.
    You couldn't even keep a leash on your stupid .
    Eva don't cross me, she's smart enough to know
    You with TP and he'll slap a ho.

    , I'll do the same to you; backhand your chubby cheeks
    then take your women out, give her the satisfaction that she seeks.
    She needs a real man, one who can go all night
    You couldn't find your with a map and a flashlight.
    I don't know which is easier- getting her on my pole
    or flying past the Cactus when I run the pick and roll.

    Face it Aristotle, you got nothing left to give.
    Well you know Pop? He is telling me to be more aggressive!

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