Blasphemy!
Blasphemy!
Yeah I'd rather hook back up with her than pay that prenup too.
I found rappin Shaq very offensive and not at all funny. It's just such language that gives black men and rap music such a bad reputation.
I find Crookshanks very offensive and not at all insightful. It's such language that gives tight assed internet scolds and the Dave Matthews Band such a bad reputation.
"insightful"? You find that crude garbage insightful?!Now that's funny!
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I wouldn't say your comments about Rappin' Shaq were "crude garbage." More like "tight assed" and "humorless." Let me add "barely literate" to describe you after that sorry display of reading comprehension.
I'm thinkin lately that everybody dissing Rappin Shaq secretly likes him, they're just trying to bait him into making a rap about them.
Brilliant!
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Why go back to unleaded when she is used to the Diesel.
First rap was pretty good, but that last ducks line was gold.![]()
I guess Shaq took the advice of the late, great Johnnie Taylor and realized that, "it's Cheaper to Keep her"
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the desert can be one lonely place without anyone who really cares about ya![]()
i wish i had the ability to come up with comedy gold like that.
Yo shaq your rap is whack and I know I be hatin....
stick to basketball playin or you'll be dismissed like gary peyton.....
eerrrrr......uuhhhh, you got your ho back and we are celebratin??
I cant rap.![]()
Rappin' Shaq just got challenged to his first ST rap battle.
Lebomb, get ready to taste ass.
Everything on Shaq is BIG. His kawk is probably 14 inches. That of his,especially after pumping out that gorillia kids needs his meat to fill that fat hole. She would have got paid. All those kids would make sure of that. She went back for that donkey .
Can we all please remember that Shaq filed for divorce because Shauni was taking some of his money and putting it in a separate account in her name?
She really wasn't going to "get paid"
I thought they broke up because she cheated on him with a cuban. Maybe Shaq likes how Cuban ass taste like?
oh noes, here comes the Rappin' Shaq trolls.
Did Lebomb pick rhymes out of a trash can?
Yo Shaq, ignore the challenge of my country man
Or maybe you should take him on, I would own you in a battle
I'd beat you down faster than you eat a herd of cattle.
My feet were too quick for your used up legs in the first round.
You want to keep up with my flows? Your ass needs to lose a few hundred pounds.
Face it old man, you don't belong in the league no more.
You couldn't even keep a leash on your stupid .
Eva don't cross me, she's smart enough to know
You with TP and he'll slap a ho.
, I'll do the same to you; backhand your chubby cheeks
then take your women out, give her the satisfaction that she seeks.
She needs a real man, one who can go all night
You couldn't find your with a map and a flashlight.
I don't know which is easier- getting her on my pole
or flying past the Cactus when I run the pick and roll.
Face it Aristotle, you got nothing left to give.
Well you know Pop? He is telling me to be more aggressive!
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