Favorite Dumb and Dumber quotes

[phyzik]

Lloyd: Mock
Harry: Yeah
Lloyd: Ing
Harry: Yeah
Lloyd: BIRD
Harry: yeah
Llyod: yeah
Harry: Yeah

[xtremesteven33]

"Kick his ass Seabass!!"


"Excuse me Flo?"

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

[ORION]

Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.

[E20]

Lloyd:"What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me hooking up"
Mary:"Not good"
Lloyd: "Not good as in 1 in 100?"
Mary:"I'd say more like 1 in a million"
Lloyd: "So you're saying there is a chance?" Yeahhhh!"



Mary: See you at 7:45?
Harry: I was thinking more like a quarter to 8.


These always make me laugh.

[angel_luv]

Cop: Pull over
Lloyd: No, its a cardigan, but thanks for noticing. Killer boots man.

[angel_luv]

Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.

Lloyd:"What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me hooking up"
Mary:"Not good"
Lloyd: "Not good as in 1 in 100?"
Mary:"I'd say more like 1 in a million"
Lloyd: "So you're saying there is a chance?" Yeahhhh!"



Mary: See you at 7:45?
Harry: I was thinking more like a quarter to 8.


These always make me laugh.

[Spurminator]

Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.


Lloyd: What the are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

[IronMexican]

Harry: Check out the buns on that *stares at girl*
Lloyd: Yeah, He must work out.

[Fpoonsie]

Harry: Check out the funbags on that hosehound.
Lloyd: I'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a bottle of Chianti.


Lloyd: What the are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.

Hilarious exchange...but I think it adds a bit to it if you really accentuate. "I'm talkin about a little place called 'Assssspen'".

[midgetonadonkey]

FTW except it's: "Hey Guys! Oh Big Gulps aye?? ha Allright! Well, see ya later!"

One of the best movie lines ever.

[johnsmith]

"Getting trapped under a gas truck, that's the worst".

[xtremesteven33]

"I just thought he was just really quiet"

[IronMexican]

wooow! i forgot my favorite part!

When he is in the bar and reads the newspaper from 1969 saying we walked on the moon and yells "We did it!"

[CuckingFunt]

Kingpin was funnier.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

D&D was one of those movies that I hated the first time I saw it, but got funnier the more times I saw it.

[Fpoonsie]

I'm watchin it right now and forgot about this scene...

[Spurminator]

Killer boots!

[Blake]

did you ever think what would have happened if Lloyd had married Mary?

Her name would have been Mary Christmas

[remingtonbo2001]

Funniest scene of all-time....

[MrChug]

Kingpin was funnier.

Uhhh....no.