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he makes me want to puke. I wish he would just die allready.
I'm going to have to see that movie now.Executive Decision. He's on screen for less than 5 minutes, then he dies. THAT'S my kind of Steven Seagal movie...
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he makes me want to puke. I wish he would just die allready.
Executive decision- He dies really quick.
That was more of a cameo.
You're all forgetting about Into The Sun! Seagal speaks Japanese and obliterates an entire yakuza brothel with his 5-day old elite samurai skills. He also stabs a Jap with a chopstick in the throat!
Runner-up: Undersiege 2 for Katherine Heigl's boobies and the line "who is your Uncle Casey and what does he do?"
Well, you run like one.
I'd rather watch reruns of Gilligans Island.
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1988's Above the Law receives bonus for costars Pam Grier and Sharon Stone. First movie he made. But plot is average.
1990's Hard To Kill ups the ante with hot costar: the sizzly Kelly LeBrock (Who i think was actually married to Seagal at the time..) The storyline is even better. LeBrock is past her prime though.
1990's other flick, Marked For Death receives bonus points for the only movie I have ever seen with idential twin rastafarian samurai sword master drug lords. It's pure pwnage. Also the infamous Seagal one-liners start to surface. Bonus points for featuring the very underrated Keith David.
1991's Out For Justice basically has the same plot as Above The Law but again continues the uber bad ass le trend. There are no hot hot chicks in this movie.
1992's Under Siege has the big bouncing ties of Erika Elaniak (this was her PEAK hotness..), really gets home the cramped-in do-or-die situation of strife at sea, and is star packed, featuring Gary Busy and Tommy Lee Jones. Excellent Plot, very spy vs spy esque.
1994's On Deadly Ground is the ultimate one-liner movie. Steven's best lines are in this movie, but it is now apparent that he is beginning to mock himself, and the cheese factor of his one-liners are beginning to eat away at the laugh factor. The plot is laughable and is tantamount to James Bond in space, IMO.
Based on this, I would say his peak was Under Siege, and he was definitely on the decline with On Deadly Ground.
Now, as for which Seagal m movie has the best le, that debate will have to be solved by the computer we make that can pass the Turing Test.
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My favorite is Steven Seagal is On Deadly Ground. You got to see his more sensitive side as he lived amongst the Alaskans.
Executive decision- He dies really quick.
My dad rented that movie and was like "It's the new Steven Seagal, it's the new Steven Seagal" so we popped it in, watched it, and when he gets sucked out of the plane, we both stared at the screen incredulously. My father kept telling me there was no way he died, he would come back. He never did.
SS is playing the role of Puncher in a new movie.
Perfect.
Steven Seagal in The Jason Terry Story?
Oscar lock.
I LOL'd at the visual of you and your dad's expressions.My dad rented that movie and was like "It's the new Steven Seagal, it's the new Steven Seagal" so we popped it in, watched it, and when he gets sucked out of the plane, we both stared at the screen incredulously. My father kept telling me there was no way he died, he would come back. He never did.
I liked the one where he fights those killer jamacians.
That movie was pretty bad ass, the way he would crunch those bones and . Man those jamaicans their pants pretty hard.
I could imagine CBF and CBF Sr. waiting fervently for Seagal to re-appear even at the very end, all the way up until the credits started rolling.
Under Siege 1&2 and Fire Down Below.
That is especially true Kori with his latest movies as well. All of them start off as "Ex Cia Opp John Glady" Or "Ex Navy Seal Operative Ken Watson". Actually him and Wesley Snipes were along the same lines there for a while with all their movies being the same crap. I guess someone mentioned that to Snipes as his last couple of movies have deviated from that storyline of "ex" something.
Yeah that one was bad ass!! He beat the out of those brothers.....
Honestly, that is pretty much what happened. My dad was in denial more than me though.
Who would win in a fight off between Snipes and Segal in their fighting prime? I say Segal beats the out of Snipes easy.....
Seagal takes Snipes easy.
Real question is Seagal vs. Norris vs. Van Damme. Truth be told, my money would be on JCVD.
Nope, JCVD learned his art from textbooks. He is a fraud. Seagal in his prime would cripple their ACL's, and rip off their forearms with ease.
I like JCVD, but i don't know if he could take Seagal or not. Seagal has that height on him, and that reach. I haven't seen enough of Norris' fight scenes to know. All I know is that he was trained by Bruce Lee, so that right there would be a plus for him.
I don't know though Shoog, Snipes was pretty ing quick in Passenger 57.
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