Rappin' Shaq just owned everybody![]()
haha, Rappin' Van Horn is viewing the thread. I can't wait for Rappin' Olawakandi
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I was hoping for a Rappin' Shawn Bradley, but I guess Rappin' Van Horn is the next closest thing.
Rappin Shaq, your rhymes are wack,
you aint nothing but a big ole hack.
you think you can put on a show? NO DICE
my flow is cold my game is ice.
your lyrics are weak yeah they're just average,
just like my career and points per game average
the crowd watches in awe as i beat the clock
i am clutch you see, clutching my .
and jacking off cause i cant get none
im 40 years old but i still have my fun.
id like to date a real girl one day,
but for now im dating my right hand and we play.
this is some white boy magic im the magician,
keep you hos workin like a statistician.
im the best there is, best in the human race,
Yo all you other imposters tell me how ass taste!
hahahahaha omfg that was awesome
i'm sorry for ever doubting you... that was ownage
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Rappin Vinny:
Be careful who you callin out, like my boy DPG
You don't know him and definitely not me
You claim the be the best, your just tons of fun
The only reason you was brought to Phoenix was to block out the sun
You don't even clog the paint no more, you just clog your arteries
I had to leave Phoenix cause your wife was all over me
Now that shes been dumped by the Italian Stallion
When you french kiss your ho, you can tell she's been tossin my salad
Don't ever forget, the name is Vinny Del Negro
My flows on fire, you can call me Del Fuego
Now that Rocky Balboa has punched you in the face
Stay down for the count, and tell me how my ass taste
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anakha, Rappin' Biedrins, DPG21920, Mr.Bottomtooth, Tippecanoe![]()
Rappin Shaq,
The King,
The Dynasty,
The Legend
its takin biedrins a while to think of a rap![]()
holy wow. unbeatable. never doubt him. kobe doesnt have on shaq.
sry but its lame
wtf biedrins were waiting
alright. alright i know this place is in a riot,
but its my turn now and ya'll are all gonna like it.
my english not very good, but this rap stuff is easy.
all you other hypocrites are way too cheesy.
where i do start, oh yeah Rappin' Shaq,
look at you getting a heart attack.
just cause Kobe challenged you, the fans followed,
jesus, why do you have to be so hollow?
i would talk some about doing your wife,
but i already got a better one in my life
Kobe stop staring already, you wont have any luck,
because she's mine and mine only to .
and Rappin' Vinny, you need to hang em up,
your whole career was a big up.
a perennial loser thats all you've ever been,
just like the Mavs, who were 67-15.
you gotta coaching job now, but what's there to prove?
they'll find themselves chokers after following your move.
Rapping Van Horn, your rhymes are almost as bad as your defense,
or just like your layup attempts, their just another easy miss.
you stand there trying to draw a charge,
while i throw it down so nasty on you i should get a red card.
who's next? oh yeah, Rappin Timmy.
i saw you looking at my wife with envy.
speaking of envy i want what you've got,
four rings is impressive, yeah thats a whole lot.
but this our territory you need to stay on the court,
we'll embarass you here, and you'll get no support.
and you need to watch out, im an up and coming center,
no longer will i be playing only in the winter.
but into spring, May, and even June.
my first championship cant come too soon.
so bow down to me, i put them all in their place,
yo all you Rappin' Trolls, tell me how ass taste!
Rappin Shaq just silenced the doubters and laid claim to the le
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anakha, Tippecanoe, E20, Rappin' Stojakovic, DPG21920, MavDynasty, IronMexican, tp2021, lurker![]()
You should have created a Rappin' Del Negro troll.
lol nah im not even gonna try. i just wanted to see who would notice first
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