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  1. #51
    Murdering Prostitutes Findog's Avatar
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    haha, Rappin' Van Horn is viewing the thread. I can't wait for Rappin' Olawakandi

  2. #52
    Ubuntu Tippecanoe's Avatar
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    Rappin' Shaq just owned everybody

  3. #53
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    How the does this get so much affection?
    Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
    You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
    It's time for me to destroy your in ass like Nagasaki

    I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
    But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
    How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
    Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

    Judging by your sex life that is in doubt
    in' white skanks who get out and about
    You taggin so nasty you can't finish the sex
    Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

    And that just proves that you're a made pansy
    She was a dirty skank with multiple stains on her panties
    And she still refused to take your load in her face
    What kinda pussified man lets a put him in his place?

    Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
    While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
    She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
    She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

    At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
    I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
    You can't with the champ so get out of my face
    You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


    .....

    ..........

    .....................

    And now time to slay these other little es
    Who turned their backs on me like some mother in snitches
    Don't ever forget that I rule this place
    Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

    DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
    rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
    I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
    all you mother ers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

    Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
    lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
    The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
    xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

    ALL YOU MOTHER ERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!
    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  4. #54
    Veteran lurker's Avatar
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    I was hoping for a Rappin' Shawn Bradley, but I guess Rappin' Van Horn is the next closest thing.

  5. #55
    Believe.
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    Rappin Shaq, your rhymes are wack,
    you aint nothing but a big ole hack.
    you think you can put on a show? NO DICE
    my flow is cold my game is ice.
    your lyrics are weak yeah they're just average,
    just like my career and points per game average
    the crowd watches in awe as i beat the clock
    i am clutch you see, clutching my .
    and jacking off cause i cant get none
    im 40 years old but i still have my fun.
    id like to date a real girl one day,
    but for now im dating my right hand and we play.

    this is some white boy magic im the magician,
    keep you hos workin like a statistician.
    im the best there is, best in the human race,
    Yo all you other imposters tell me how ass taste!

  6. #56
    Believe? rAm's Avatar
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    How the does this get so much affection?
    Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
    You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
    It's time for me to destroy your in ass like Nagasaki

    I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
    But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
    How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
    Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

    Judging by your sex life that is in doubt
    in' white skanks who get out and about
    You taggin so nasty you can't finish the sex
    Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

    And that just proves that you're a made pansy
    She was a dirty skank with multiple stains on her panties
    And she still refused to take your load in her face
    What kinda pussified man lets a put him in his place?

    Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
    While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
    She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
    She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

    At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
    I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
    You can't with the champ so get out of my face
    You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


    .....

    ..........

    .....................

    And now time to slay these other little es
    Who turned their backs on me like some mother in snitches
    Don't ever forget that I rule this place
    Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

    DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
    rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
    I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
    all you mother ers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

    Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
    lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
    The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
    xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

    ALL YOU MOTHER ERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!
    hahahahaha omfg that was awesome

    i'm sorry for ever doubting you... that was ownage

  7. #57
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    Rappin Vinny:

    Be careful who you callin out, like my boy DPG
    You don't know him and definitely not me
    You claim the be the best, your just tons of fun
    The only reason you was brought to Phoenix was to block out the sun

    You don't even clog the paint no more, you just clog your arteries
    I had to leave Phoenix cause your wife was all over me
    Now that shes been dumped by the Italian Stallion
    When you french kiss your ho, you can tell she's been tossin my salad

    Don't ever forget, the name is Vinny Del Negro
    My flows on fire, you can call me Del Fuego
    Now that Rocky Balboa has punched you in the face
    Stay down for the count, and tell me how my ass taste

  8. #58
    Heckler in the Stands anakha's Avatar
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    Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (5 members and 5 guests)

    anakha, Rappin' Biedrins, DPG21920, Mr.Bottomtooth, Tippecanoe

  9. #59
    Ubuntu Tippecanoe's Avatar
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    this is getting way out of hand

  10. #60
    Banned
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    Rappin Shaq,

    The King,
    The Dynasty,
    The Legend

  11. #61
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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  12. #62
    Banned
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    its takin biedrins a while to think of a rap

  13. #63
    Believe. stevallica's Avatar
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    How the does this get so much affection?
    Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
    You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
    It's time for me to destroy your in ass like Nagasaki

    I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
    But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
    How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
    Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

    Judging by your sex life that is in doubt
    in' white skanks who get out and about
    You taggin so nasty you can't finish the sex
    Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

    And that just proves that you're a made pansy
    She was a dirty skank with multiple stains on her panties
    And she still refused to take your load in her face
    What kinda pussified man lets a put him in his place?

    Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
    While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
    She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
    She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

    At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
    I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
    You can't with the champ so get out of my face
    You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


    .....

    ..........

    .....................

    And now time to slay these other little es
    Who turned their backs on me like some mother in snitches
    Don't ever forget that I rule this place
    Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

    DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
    rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
    I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
    all you mother ers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

    Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
    lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
    The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
    xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

    ALL YOU MOTHER ERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

    holy wow. unbeatable. never doubt him. kobe doesnt have on shaq.

  14. #64
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    what rappin vinny gets no love

  15. #65
    Banned
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    what rappin vinny gets no love
    sry but its lame

  16. #66
    The Dude minds DPG21920's Avatar
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    77,863

  17. #67
    fuk yo team clown tp2021's Avatar
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    Approaching Classic thread status

  18. #68
    Spur Forever urunobili's Avatar
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    Rappin Shaq layed Rapping Kobe's ass down

  19. #69
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    wtf biedrins were waiting

  20. #70
    Believe. Rappin' Biedrins's Avatar
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    alright. alright i know this place is in a riot,
    but its my turn now and ya'll are all gonna like it.
    my english not very good, but this rap stuff is easy.
    all you other hypocrites are way too cheesy.

    where i do start, oh yeah Rappin' Shaq,
    look at you getting a heart attack.
    just cause Kobe challenged you, the fans followed,
    jesus, why do you have to be so hollow?
    i would talk some about doing your wife,
    but i already got a better one in my life


    Kobe stop staring already, you wont have any luck,
    because she's mine and mine only to .

    and Rappin' Vinny, you need to hang em up,
    your whole career was a big up.
    a perennial loser thats all you've ever been,
    just like the Mavs, who were 67-15.
    you gotta coaching job now, but what's there to prove?
    they'll find themselves chokers after following your move.

    Rapping Van Horn, your rhymes are almost as bad as your defense,
    or just like your layup attempts, their just another easy miss.
    you stand there trying to draw a charge,
    while i throw it down so nasty on you i should get a red card.

    who's next? oh yeah, Rappin Timmy.
    i saw you looking at my wife with envy.
    speaking of envy i want what you've got,
    four rings is impressive, yeah thats a whole lot.
    but this our territory you need to stay on the court,
    we'll embarass you here, and you'll get no support.
    and you need to watch out, im an up and coming center,
    no longer will i be playing only in the winter.
    but into spring, May, and even June.
    my first championship cant come too soon.

    so bow down to me, i put them all in their place,
    yo all you Rappin' Trolls, tell me how ass taste!

  21. #71
    Ubuntu Tippecanoe's Avatar
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    Rappin' Biedrins the surprise dark horse

  22. #72
    Veteran dbreiden83080's Avatar
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    How the does this get so much affection?
    Well now you got Rappin' Shaq's undivided attention
    You unleashed the beast, your future's lookin rocky
    It's time for me to destroy your in ass like Nagasaki

    I'll admit that your first few raps were kinda dope
    But how long before you get yourself put on the ropes?
    How long can you last, can you keep it up forever?
    Rhyme after rhyme can you keep your lines clever?

    Judging by your sex life that is in doubt
    in' white skanks who get out and about
    You taggin so nasty you can't finish the sex
    Pussy so bad you had to jack off when she left

    And that just proves that you're a made pansy
    She was a dirty skank with multiple stains on her panties
    And she still refused to take your load in her face
    What kinda pussified man lets a put him in his place?

    Guess what? right now I got a confession to make
    While you were gone your wife had a taste of my snake
    She was tossin my salad, my ass smell started to linger
    She jacked me off after takin the ring off her finger

    At least you was a man and gave her a new diamond
    I admire it whenever Vanessa & I are bumpin and grindin
    You can't with the champ so get out of my face
    You cooked, you done, so tell me how my ass taste!


    .....

    ..........

    .....................

    And now time to slay these other little es
    Who turned their backs on me like some mother in snitches
    Don't ever forget that I rule this place
    Now get on your knees and TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE

    DPG21920, tell me how my ass taste!
    rAm, tell me how my ass taste!
    I.Hustle, tell me how my ass taste!
    all you mother ers gonna tell me how my ass taste!

    Kriz-Maxima, tell me how my ass taste!
    lakaluva, tell me how my ass taste!
    The Franchise, tell me how my ass taste!
    xtremesteven33, tell me how my ass taste!

    ALL YOU MOTHER ERS GONNA TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!


    Rappin Shaq just silenced the doubters and laid claim to the le

  23. #73
    Heckler in the Stands anakha's Avatar
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    anakha, Tippecanoe, E20, Rappin' Stojakovic, DPG21920, MavDynasty, IronMexican, tp2021, lurker
    The Euro-wife Rappers Challenge begins.

  24. #74
    Heckler in the Stands anakha's Avatar
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    what rappin vinny gets no love
    You should have created a Rappin' Del Negro troll.

  25. #75
    Believe.
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    The Euro-wife Rappers Challenge begins.
    lol nah im not even gonna try. i just wanted to see who would notice first

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