Official "$700 billion alternative uses" thread.

[Shastafarian]

I really can't stand the Al Gore catastrophist movement.


I'm going to burn a pile of tires today.

Yeah cuz maybe if we ignore it long enough it'll go away.

[Kamnik]

are you ing kidding me; 700 BILLION!?!?!

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-epi...isodeId=185193

sounds like Americas economy is in more than serious trouble

[DarrinS]

Yeah cuz maybe if we ignore it long enough it'll go away.

Well, we're currently on a 3-year cooling trend.

[Shastafarian]

Well, we're currently on a 3-year cooling trend.

Is that why the ice caps are melting?

[Galileo]

How about we spend $30 billion to bail out every homeowner that's in forclosure, and then give everyone else a $670 billion dollar tax reduction.

[Oh, Gee!!]

10 more months in Iraq

[Galileo]

10 more months in Iraq

Why don't we use the $700 billion to invade China? We could re-coup the money by selling off their population into slavery.

[xeromass]

5 Apollo programs.


The cost of the Apollo space program is commonly given as $25 billion.
When adjusted to 2005 dollars this would approximate to $135 billion.

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=601086


155 Nimitz class carriers.

[RandomGuy]

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