Free Quattro Razor (17)

[ORION]

i wouldnt say ugly.

id have to be drunk to pork her though.

drunk or out of options on a saturday night?

[jman3000]

id say a 3-4ish..... i didnt really make a lot of eye contact and she was wearing those large stupid looking bug sunglasses.

[jman3000]

me being drunk is the only way an ugo is getting in my pants.

that or im just really really really really desperate.

which hasnt happened........................................mu ch

[ashbeeigh]

maybe im just naive and dont notice them when i see them... but ive never seen a hooker in san antonio.

Next time I'm on the way to the highway on Guadalupe from work with someone I'm going to ask them to point out a hooker. It'll be like "I spy...a hooker...."

[jman3000]

im going bowling tonight with a girl i was talking to a few months ago... we were just friends, but she broke up with her boyfriend to talk to me... that freaked me out so i told her it wasnt cool and she should get back with the dude...

ive realized that he's a wad since then.. so now im gonna see if i can get her back.

[jman3000]

Next time I'm on the way to the highway on Guadalupe from work with someone I'm going to ask them to point out a hooker. It'll be like "I spy...a hooker...."

just dont look in the rear view or the game will be over real quick.

[ashbeeigh]

just dont look in the rear view or the game will be over real quick.

whatever!

[ORION]

id say a 3-4ish..... i didnt really make a lot of eye contact and she was wearing those large stupid looking bug sunglasses.

man I hate those glasses.

[jman3000]

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[jman3000]

yeah... if i wanna have sex with a beetle, ill have sex with a beetle... i dont need your ass wearing hugemongous goggles to get my insect fetish off.

[ORION]

It would be real funny if a girl with those glasses took her glasses off and her eyes were really that big

[jman3000]

lol... id kidnap her and sell her to some guy who has a fetish for anime.

id be rich.

[ashbeeigh]

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I'll get you one day. One day soon.

[jman3000]

I'll get you one day. One day soon.

again with the rape talk?

every damn time...

[ashbeeigh]

again with the rape talk?

every damn time...

[jman3000]

dont roll your eyes at me.

if you continue down this path, there's gonna be a restraining order waiting for you.

[jman3000]

I am NOT a piece of meat.

[ashbeeigh]

dont roll your eyes at me.

if you continue down this path, there's gonna be a restraining order waiting for you.

But what happened to your irresistible charm?

[jman3000]

... even i make a mistake sometimes.... rare as that is.

i can now see that this is entirely my fault and that you couldnt help but want to rape me.

im sorry and i pray that you forgive me.

[CuckingFunt]

i just got hit on waiting to go across a cross walk... then it was awkward because we ended up walking to the same place.

Did you talk to each other while walking, or did you just awkwardly walk a few feet apart the whole way?

[CuckingFunt]

she was actually a professionaly dressed woman (not THAT profession) early 30's... white.

it was just really odd.

In other words she was ugly

Hey! Professionally dressed early 30s white woman does not necessarily equal ugly. It would actually describe me pretty accurately today.

id say a 3-4ish..... i didnt really make a lot of eye contact and she was wearing those large stupid looking bug sunglasses.

Oh... never mind. I would never wear those re ed ing glasses.

[ORION]

Did you talk to each other while walking, or did you just awkwardly walk a few feet apart the whole way?

I'm sure he walked behind her so he could make an assessment.

[ORION]

Don't Talk About Total !

[jman3000]

Hey! Professionally dressed early 30s white woman does not necessarily equal ugly. It would actually describe me pretty accurately today.



Oh... never mind. I would never wear those re ed ing glasses.

yeah but youre different.

you have huge cans so you get a pass.

[ORION]

That tourettes guys video is f-ing hilarious !