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    well you forget DRob won jack w/out Duncan. And Duncan is going to for skipping church and playing Dungeon Dragons instead which is a nono in most religions.
    Plus we got SHAQ es!

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    Apparently he's going straight to , and that has some people concerned...

    Not if he doesn't believe in .

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    Mark Price as the starting PG won't cut it...
    Iverson.

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    We got Kobe and Wilt. You God-boys got no chance.
    Except for the part where team shows up to play in the heavenly courts completely dehydrated from having burned continuously in .... All the while, Team heaven has been drinking it up at the fountain of Life....

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    Dude better start confessing.

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    Plus we got SHAQ es!
    We got Ice and Elliott too.... not to mention the most athletic PF of all-time: Shawn Kemp. Sadly, we've also got choking-ass Malone.

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    Manu is not an atheist. Hes agnostic at the least.

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    Not if he doesn't believe in .
    Not according to whottt. See, if you're a tree or a rock or a feral child or a horse, you're actually going to wether you like it or not. The explanation is somewhere within this thread.

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    Yeah... but he doesn't believe in "practice"....

    You know what they say, "Practice is next to Godliness"..... oh wait....

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    Did this thread just turn into a basketball conversation?

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    Except for the part where team shows up to play in the heavenly courts completely dehydrated from having burned continuously in .... All the while, Team heaven has been drinking it up from the fountain of Life....
    Plus, you'll have Wilt trying to dip his wick in angel poon...

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    Manu is not an atheist. Hes agnostic at the least.
    Because?

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    Team should be forced to play in Cleveland or Sacramento and wear Phoenix Suns creamsicle orange unis.

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    We got Yao too, since Commies don't believe.

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    We got Ice and Elliott too.... not to mention the most athletic PF of all-time: Shawn Kemp. Sadly, we've also got choking-ass Malone.
    Elliott does not believe in God?

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    Halftime show by Nas

    When I was 12, I went to for snuffing Jesus

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    Plus, you'll have Wilt trying to dip his wick in angel poon...
    He won't have time for that...

    Team will be distracted by trying to find the most covert way of defecting... like when Cubans play exhibition games in the U.S.

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    Bad News... McCain made the team...

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    Team will have a lot of cheerleader distractions

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    Manu could always hope to get into heaven via a trade

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    Bad News... McCain made the team...
    I didn't know Team was drafting P.O.W.'s.

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    Team will have a lot of cheerleader distractions

    Don't make me bust out my vintage rainbow sweater, es!

    Sincerely,

    Larry Brown


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    Except for the part where team shows up to play in the heavenly courts completely dehydrated from having burned continuously in .... All the while, Team heaven has been drinking it up at the fountain of Life....
    +1

    Lest not forget to mention our MVP, Jesus.

    doesn't stand a chance. It didn't 2000 years ago and it doesn't now.

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    +5 RPG damage for sidetracking all the bickering....

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    I didn't know Team was drafting P.O.W.'s.
    Cheating on your wife gives you preferential seats in stadium.

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