Not if he doesn't believe in .
Plus we got SHAQ es!
Not if he doesn't believe in .
Iverson.
Except for the part where team shows up to play in the heavenly courts completely dehydrated from having burned continuously in .... All the while, Team heaven has been drinking it up at the fountain of Life....
Dude better start confessing.
We got Ice and Elliott too.... not to mention the most athletic PF of all-time: Shawn Kemp. Sadly, we've also got choking-ass Malone.
Manu is not an atheist. Hes agnostic at the least.
Not according to whottt. See, if you're a tree or a rock or a feral child or a horse, you're actually going to wether you like it or not. The explanation is somewhere within this thread.
Yeah... but he doesn't believe in "practice"....
You know what they say, "Practice is next to Godliness"..... oh wait....
Did this thread just turn into a basketball conversation?![]()
Plus, you'll have Wilt trying to dip his wick in angel poon...
Because?
Team should be forced to play in Cleveland or Sacramento and wear Phoenix Suns creamsicle orange unis.
We got Yao too, since Commies don't believe.
Elliott does not believe in God?
Halftime show by Nas
He won't have time for that...
Team will be distracted by trying to find the most covert way of defecting... like when Cubans play exhibition games in the U.S.
Bad News... McCain made the team...![]()
Team will have a lot of cheerleader distractions
Manu could always hope to get into heaven via a trade
I didn't know Team was drafting P.O.W.'s.
Don't make me bust out my vintage rainbow sweater, es!
Sincerely,
Larry Brown
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+1
Lest not forget to mention our MVP, Jesus.
doesn't stand a chance. It didn't 2000 years ago and it doesn't now.
+5 RPG damage for sidetracking all the bickering....
Cheating on your wife gives you preferential seats in stadium.
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