Free Quattro Razor (17)

[jman3000]

ever so the gentleman, jman makes an appearance in the quattro 3 days before thanksgiving to be an asshole.

it's my beard. it makes me do evil things.

and what the does turkey day have to do with anything?

[ashbeeigh]

it's my beard. it makes me do evil things.

[jman3000]

and i use the term beard very lightly.

[ORION]

If my supervisors helps me out with something work related when she is not supposed to do I owe her and how do I repay her ??

[ORION]

it's my beard. it makes me do evil things.

and what the does turkey day have to do with anything?

I need to let mine grow then !!!

[jman3000]

my beard also makes me masterbate.

constantly.

[jman3000]

If my supervisors helps me out with something work related when she is not supposed to do I owe her and how do I repay her ??

you give her my number. that will be the best gift she's ever received.

[PakiDan]

I sometimes get the urge to urinate in my sink.

[ORION]

I sometimes get the urge to urinate in my sink.

I do too but my penis gets stuck down in the pipe

[ORION]

you give her my number. that will be the best gift she's ever received.

good idea just take lots of pictures of her not you her and definitely not your beard

[PakiDan]

I do too but my penis gets stuck down in the pipe

well - I've learned to take care of that problem by wrapping it around the wrists first.

[I. Hustle]

I took a nap in my car for lunch

[jman3000]

good idea just take lots of pictures of her not you her and definitely not your beard

man... wtf? commas are your friend.

[jman3000]

if you peed in your sink, you'd just be shaving your face with piss residue the next time you shaved.

[PakiDan]

if you peed in your sink, you'd just be shaving your face with piss residue the next time you shaved.

My face smells like piss.

[ORION]

man... wtf? commas are your friend.

man....wtf? I have a job and I have to post then close post then close.deal with it

[jman3000]

man....wtf? I have a job and I have to post then close post then close.deal with it

compromise: dont be gay.

[jman3000]

there is a youtube video of me singing a song supremely ty in guitar hero world tour. i need to get that destroyed.

[ORION]

compromise: dont be gay.

okiwilltrynexttimeipromise

[ORION]

oh sorry ,

[Wilson]

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[I. Hustle]

,,I, li,ke comma,,s,,

[ORION]

My face smells like piss.

make sure to pull that homeless chick's pants down before you dive face first into her crotch

[florige]

A video game. Been out for a while on XBox360 and PC, but just came out of PS3. Midge should get it.

You have a PS3?

[ashbeeigh]

Did I ever tell y'all that Dairy Queen friended me on myspace?