I really got to the wife last night. Spent the entire night pissing her off.

[mavs>spurs2]

Sadly, this is true. And largely why I'm currently single.

you ever show your s yet?

[Summers]

you ever show your s yet?

I've seen them.

[CuckingFunt]

you ever show your s yet?

Not to you.

[Strike]

you ever show your s yet?

Not to you.

[Summers]

By the way, my husband read this thread today, so he tried having a conversation with me while staring at my crotch.

[mavs>spurs2]

Not to you.

who'd you show them to? I hope not B2B after he called your nipples " eyed"

[TDMVPDPOY]

any updates yo?

[chode_regulator]

holy crap!! a thread on ST that is actually funny and not full of everyone being all high and mighty. have we gone back to the days of old?

i actually at least 4 or 5 times reading this thread.


the bat wing is pretty funny. people at work woudl always do that after taht movie came out. just sitting around on the couch and all of a sudden they call your name so you look and bam!! bat wing.

[Clandestino]

you haven't got the slightest idea what you're talking about. So I like to have some fun....it sure beats being in a boring relationship thats lacks playful interaction. There's nothing immature about it.

I take care of my business but I spend time enjoying life and having fun. The cursing is just the way we are. I own that ass. She'll never leave me. Its what makes our relationship as solid as it is. You see friend I wear the pants. I don't get told what to do and sure as don't have to "check with my wife" before doing anything. She follows my lead. After dealing with domineering women my whole life I knew I wasn't going to be happy unless I had a nice tolerant subservient hispanic women that worships her man.

She wouldn't know what to do without me. I provide her the trust and stability she lacked for her entire life. This isn't something that builds resentment it builds trust and appreciation. These kind of anti-feminism women still do exist and they're usually living in poverty down in mexico flipping tortillas waiting for their White Knight. If I told her to bow before me she would.

funniest i've ever read.... i can just picture all the chicks flipping out, reading this with their mouths open