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  • Pirates

    9 47.37%
  • Lumberjacks

    10 52.63%
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  1. #1
    we rang stretch's Avatar
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    ?

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    Mr. John Wayne CosmicCowboy's Avatar
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    The question:

    Who will kick the UTSA Football teams ass worse?

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    Are you trying to decide what role to play tonight with the wife?

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    The Last Good Sport samikeyp's Avatar
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    I voted pirate but if you're a lumberjack, that's ok.

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    Old fogey Bender's Avatar
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    I voted pirate but if you're a lumberjack, that's ok.
    pirate. I don't skip & jump, or put on womens clothing...

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    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    I gotta go with lumberjacks on this one. They carry axes and chainsaws. Also, some of them cruise around with a big blue ox.

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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    The question:

    Who will kick the UTSA Football teams ass worse?
    It's too bad "Pop Warner football team" wasn't on the list.

  8. #8
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Pirates are pussies.

    They sail on thier ships and get you with cannons.

    Lumberjacks are real men. They come at you face to face, albeit with an axe or two.

    But, I bet you a million bucks a pirate couldn't chop down a tree.

  9. #9
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I had to go with Lumberjacks out of school loyalty.

  10. #10
    Master of Information Dr. Gonzo's Avatar
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    Pirates are pussies.

    They sail on thier ships and get you with cannons.

    Lumberjacks are real men. They come at you face to face, albeit with an axe or two.

    But, I bet you a million bucks a pirate couldn't chop down a tree.
    You arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre correct.

    Damn that was lame. I'm embarrassed for myself.

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    Maple syrup or gold? Maple syrup! It's worth about the same in Canada.

  12. #12
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Maple syrup or gold? Maple syrup! It's worth about the same in Canada.
    What you say?

    I was distracted by that chick on your sig.

  13. #13
    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    Pirates are pussies.

    They sail on thier ships and get you with cannons.

    Lumberjacks are real men. They come at you face to face, albeit with an axe or two.

    But, I bet you a million bucks a pirate couldn't chop down a tree.
    Are you kidding? Where have you been that you've never seen a pirate sword fight.

    You're at the library, look it up.

    Lumberjacks don't use axes in real life. They use that big saw that takes two people to use.

    While they would try to come at you with that giant tree saw, a pirate would just stab you quickly with his sword.

    Mike Leach is a pirate fan.

    /thread

  14. #14
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Are you kidding? Where have you been that you've never seen a pirate sword fight.

    You're at the library, look it up.

    Lumberjacks don't use axes in real life. They use that big saw that takes two people to use.

    While they would try to come at you with that giant tree saw, a pirate would just stab you quickly with his sword.

    Mike Leach is a pirate fan.

    /thread

    I don't give a about Mike Leach.

    I'll put Paul Bunyon to your Davy Jones.

    Jones will get raped by Paul.

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    right about pizzagate Blake's Avatar
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    I don't give a about Mike Leach.

    I'll put Paul Bunyon to your Davy Jones.

    Jones will get raped by Paul.
    pffffffft. Paul Bunyan? He got beat by that little dude with the chain saw.

    Besides, Davy Jones would throw the Kraken on Paul and the freaky blue ox.

  16. #16
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I don't give a about Mike Leach.

    I'll put Paul Bunyon to your Davy Jones.

    Jones will get raped by Paul.
    That's not really saying much.

    Davy Jones was easily the biggest pussy of all the Monkees.


  17. #17
    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    What you say?

    I was distracted by that chick on your sig.
    Asian chicks are hawt.

  18. #18
    Veteran jack sommerset's Avatar
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    I have to go with lumberjack, thats what the wife calls my wood when in the sac with her.

  19. #19
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    pffffffft. Paul Bunyan? He got beat by that little dude with the chain saw.

    Besides, Davy Jones would throw the Kraken on Paul and the freaky blue ox.
    That pussy has to fight in the water.

    He can't fight like a real man.

    If you want to fight like a man, meet him face to face, don't be parading in a ing boat and use a sea creature to do your dirty work.

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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    That's not really saying much.

    Davy Jones was easily the biggest pussy of all the Monkees.




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    Forum Official Personal Life Coach BacktoBasics's Avatar
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    Pirates wear ing makeup for christ sake. MAKEUP. Lumberjacks all the way. Plus when the lumberjack dies you can skin him for a nice rug down by the fire.

  22. #22
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Asian chicks are hawt.
    Yes they are.

    They sure are.

  23. #23
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    I have to go with lumberjack, thats what the wife calls my wood when in the sac with her.

  24. #24
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Definitely pirates. For the booty.

  25. #25
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Pirates wear ing makeup for christ sake. MAKEUP. Lumberjacks all the way. Plus when the lumberjack dies you can skin him for a nice rug down by the fire.

    This explains Blake's overstated phobia.

    He secretly likes the gay.

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