Observations

[dirk4mvp]

my nipples hurt.

[NFO]

Observations from my desk ....

I'm the only one here!

Not to many people have desks in the boiler room.

[mrsmaalox]

my nipples hurt.

You got a bun in the oven??

[angel_luv]

The costumed Easter Bunny doesn't have to show up for work until noon.

All the more reason to despise it.

[dirk4mvp]

You got a bun in the oven??

yes.


I hope you have a lovely day, mrsmaalox.

[mrsmaalox]

yes.


I hope you have a lovely day, mrsmaalox.

Thank you, dear

[CuckingFunt]

-- I liked Idris Elba better when he was Stringer Bell

Idris Elba was on The Office and I wasn't informed??

Rude.

[z0sa]

office observations:

i'm posting on st rather than catching up quickbooks due to posting on spurstalk.
calling telecheck is a lesson in futility.

[JudynTX]

Hallway observations:

Why is that guy sitting on the ground when we have nice chairs to sit in?

[angel_luv]

As long as replacement is on time- and she had better be- I am free to leave in 3 minutes.

[angel_luv]

Hallway observations:

Why is that guy sitting on the ground when we have nice chairs to sit in?

He was in a hurry and floored.

[angel_luv]

Replacement is late!

[Blake]

Replacement is late!

you would think it wouldn't be hard to get someone to replace you wearing that statue of liberty outfit in front of the HR Block

[Melmart1]

Idris Elba was on The Office and I wasn't informed??

Rude.

Last week, this week and for several more, not sure how many. Hulu is your friend.

[I. Hustle]

I was at my local HEB the other day to pick up a few items. When I left I put everything in my car and was about to close my door when this young girl pops up and asked me how hot she was on a scale of 1-10. I was completely caught off guard and just said 8. I didn’t even really look at her. Then she started telling me that she was in some public speaking class or something and was out selling magazine subscriptions. Anyway she kept talking and then asked if she could sit in my passenger seat and talk to me about it. Right away I didn’t think that it was a good idea. It was a little hot out and I knew she was just trying to get out of the sun but wearing that low cut shirt and her only being 16 or 17 I thought it was best not to put myself in that position.
Either way after I left and she gave me the pouty lip routine I started thinking that some dude is going to be like yeah come on in and she is going to be in trouble. Kids are stupid.

[IronMexican]

I was at my local HEB the other day to pick up a few items. When I left I put everything in my car and was about to close my door when this young girl pops up and asked me how hot she was on a scale of 1-10. I was completely caught off guard and just said 8. I didn’t even really look at her. Then she started telling me that she was in some public speaking class or something and was out selling magazine subscriptions. Anyway she kept talking and then asked if she could sit in my passenger seat and talk to me about it. Right away I didn’t think that it was a good idea. It was a little hot out and I knew she was just trying to get out of the sun but wearing that low cut shirt and her only being 16 or 17 I thought it was best not to put myself in that position.
Either way after I left and she gave me the pouty lip routine I started thinking that some dude is going to be like yeah come on in and she is going to be in trouble. Kids are stupid.

Why does this never happen to me? I have to stop riding the bus.

[JudynTX]

I was at my local HEB the other day to pick up a few items. When I left I put everything in my car and was about to close my door when this young girl pops up and asked me how hot she was on a scale of 1-10. I was completely caught off guard and just said 8. I didn’t even really look at her. Then she started telling me that she was in some public speaking class or something and was out selling magazine subscriptions. Anyway she kept talking and then asked if she could sit in my passenger seat and talk to me about it. Right away I didn’t think that it was a good idea. It was a little hot out and I knew she was just trying to get out of the sun but wearing that low cut shirt and her only being 16 or 17 I thought it was best not to put myself in that position.
Either way after I left and she gave me the pouty lip routine I started thinking that some dude is going to be like yeah come on in and she is going to be in trouble. Kids are stupid.

That sounds like the perfect set-up for her homeboys to rob your ass.

[I. Hustle]

That sounds like the perfect set-up for her homeboys to rob your ass.

I stay ready. Either way though girls that young with boobs that big should not be getting into some random guys car. I doubt I would have gotten jacked because it was mid day at HEB and there were alot folks around. In my opinion I think she just wanted to show off her boobage. F'n tramp.

[IronMexican]

I would have obliged.

[I. Hustle]

I would have obliged.

I just kept thinking set up. All I need is for her to start yelling some rape or something and I would have to explain to the wifey why I let some young girl get into the car.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would've given her the chorizo.

[Melmart1]

I would've given her the chorizo.

How do you know he bought chorizo?

[baseline bum]

That sounds like the perfect set-up for her homeboys to rob your ass.

I doubt it. Sounds like she wanted to sell him some half-and-half action.

[JudynTX]

I doubt it. Sounds like she wanted to sell him some half-and-half action.

[SpursStalker]

I have observed hostile behavior ...