The Truth about Cucking Funt...

[PakiDan]

Ok Funt.... you are hereby officially sanctioned. Kori is drafting the appropriate paperwork now. I will need to see boobies in order to stop the punishment. Oh - and Shoogar must see them too.

[CuckingFunt]

Why would I show boobies now? Then I wouldn't find out what the punishment is.

[z0sa]

jesus christ this thread is stupid.

the fact you've all let yourselves believe it's not a man is the worst part.
cuckingfunt, you're a man.

[Mixability]

when was there any doubt that he wasn't a man? One can only play up the "playful bisexual who loves sex, comics, video games" before someone gets su ious.

look at SW, she's constantly craving the , people would think that chick would be too good to be true, but at least she shows up at GTGs for confirmation.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I know CuckingFunt is female.

[PakiDan]

I know CuckingFunt is female.

You know... alotof people keep saying that... Just how do you know?

[Silver21_Black20]

CF seems too witty and smart to be a man.

[mavs>spurs2]

CF seems too witty and smart to be a man.

Simple. Men are smarter than women. Fact

[Borosai]

Did someone mention boobs???

[CuckingFunt]

I'm still waiting to be sanctioned.

[Wild Cobra]

I'm still waiting to be sanctioned.

Don't you hate empty threats.

Hey...

Is this you?

[CuckingFunt]

Um, no. Not even a little bit.

Thanks for your daily dose of random creepiness, though.

[Wild Cobra]

Um, no. Not even a little bit.

Thanks for your daily dose of random creepiness, though.

Sorry you think that. Mistakes happen. Guess you're not a mature enough person to get over them. I was thinking a costumed similarity of your avatar would be interesting. That's a pic of a friend from 1987. She's a bit older now.

[CuckingFunt]

Just post a picture of yourself. Why is it so hard. I would post a picture of myself to prove all wrong if I was being questioned.

Because threads like this are funny, and because I don't give a whether or not people think I'm a man. I don't understand how people don't get that after three years.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

It makes me sick. I see a woman's mouth opened like that often enough when she's kneeling in from of me, and it's disgusting to see a still frame of a guy with his lips like that. That's why I say you are giving the invisible man head.

I don't know what's worse: what you just posted or not knowing where that pic came from.

Yeah, scratch that, it's the former.

[CuckingFunt]

Obviously you dont care. But the Posters are craving for a picture/validation, is it that big of a deal?

Because threads like this are funny

Why would I end my own fun to satisfy a bunch of people I don't know and will never meet? Call me selfish, but that just doesn't make sense.

[Slydragon]

In other news Bowen got traded. No Joke, I can prove it.

[PakiDan]

Why would I end my own fun to satisfy a bunch of people I don't know and will never meet? Call me selfish, but that just doesn't make sense.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[CuckingFunt]

I have no reason. You stunned me. If I post my picture, will you post yours. It seems like a fair deal to me!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

I've already seen pictures of both of you.

[Wild Cobra]

Obviously you dont care. But the Posters are craving for a picture/validation, is it that big of a deal?

Speak for yourself. I could care less.

Why should it matter? Think she has any intention of going out with any of us assholes here?

[Wild Cobra]

I don't know what's worse: what you just posted or not knowing where that pic came from.

Yeah, scratch that, it's the former.

Why should I know where the avatar came from? If it's from TV, I spend very little of my life in front of a boob-tube. I get the idea the avatar is of a famous person. I spend more time with real boobs than TV.

[CuckingFunt]

That is a bold-face lie.

No it's not. I'm pretty sure you posted a picture of yourself in a thread a while ago.

If not, my mistake, but it's still not a very enticing trade. I don't really care what anyone here looks like.

[IronMexican]

Renaldo Balkman looks like Mark Sanchez.

[tlongII]

I've seen CF's boobs. I was impressed.

[jaffies]

For the 1st year that he was here, I actually thought Ronaldo Balkman was Ronaldo Balkman.