Allow me to reintroduce myself....

[DizzG.]

Shaq should stop rapping.
Cause he aint got nothing.
I say he is yapping.
Some say he is trolling.
While I say he is bull ting.

When Shaq has not anything to say,
he goes to Cleveland and shouts yay.
When he realises Cleveland has always a cold day,
he would wanna jump ship to the bay.

So what if you got rings on the rack,
you will never have Prince James' back.
You will hold your own sack,
so as to have the bling to smoke crack.

So Shaq, tell me how my ass taste.

[Chieflion]

Trust me, rapping on King Crab is easier than rapping against Shaq. Someone should try it.

[Rice]

^ +1

[Rappin' Shaq]

trust me you were a lot better than rappin shaq. he sucks. i just felt like being a , yours wasnt bad

What the is with es like this^ that wanna talk ?
Big talk but a small stick, that matches his small
They only been around SpursTalk for a damn second
And already wanna step up to a in Forum Legend

Weak ass takes, your name's too small for me to mention
But you must be happy to finally get some attention
Feelin my wrath is your lucky day, your big break
Savor every second you get raped by my tube steak

As for LeBron, LeCrab, whatever ya name is, man
There's a reason I floss my rings, it's BECAUSE I CAN
Let me count em again, one two three, and yeah, four
That's four more than the ringless crybaby attention

Even in the rare ass occasions tho when I did lose
I wasn't gettin owned by Hedo in Turkoglu
I checked Wikipedia, that motha as from Turkey
He aired your ass out like some in beef jerky

I done proved my dominance, I did more than just talk
I don't do like fake pictures & throw chalk
So don't cry too hard when your chin is on my taint
That's how it works when you gotta TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!

[BUMP]

[Avitus1]

On the NBA is where the Cavs will drop a big turd
Fear the Steel City! No wait, , that's Pittsburgh

[resistanze]

what the is with es like this^ that wanna talk ?
Big talk but a small stick, that matches his small
they only been around spurstalk for a damn second
and already wanna step up to a in forum legend

weak ass takes, your name's too small for me to mention
but you must be happy to finally get some attention
feelin my wrath is your lucky day, your big break
savor every second you get raped by my tube steak

as for lebron, lecrab, whatever ya name is, man
there's a reason i floss my rings, it's because i can
let me count em again, one two three, and yeah, four
that's four more than the ringless crybaby attention

even in the rare ass occasions tho when i did lose
i wasn't gettin owned by hedo in turkoglu
i checked wikipedia, that motha as from turkey
he aired your ass out like some in beef jerky

i done proved my dominance, i did more than just talk
i don't do like fake pictures & throw chalk
so don't cry too hard when your chin is on my taint
that's how it works when you gotta tell me how my ass taste!

get em

[pauls931]

Rappin' Shaq ain't look pretty.
Not making the playoffs won't get you any ty.

Pointing to your figure expecting a ring.
Year and a half, you don't have a thing.

Jumping on the crab wagon expectin' one for free.
Crab dribble won't work with you buttpluggin' the key.

Braggin' you can run, you still have the groove.
Trainers have to put stakes in the ground, to prove that you move.

Kobe and Duncan, they still have a chance.
Don't worry big fella, you can always dance...

[carrao45]

Rappin' Shaq ain't look pretty.
Not making the playoffs won't get you any ty.

Pointing to your figure expecting a ring.
Year and a half, you don't have a thing.

Jumping on the crab wagon expectin' one for free.
Crab dribble won't work with you buttpluggin' the key.

Braggin' you can run, you still have the groove.
Trainers have to put stakes in the ground, to prove that you move.

Kobe and Duncan, they still have a chance.
Don't worry big fella, you can always dance...

The best so far

[ManuTP9]

Encore

[milkshakeballa]

Shaq..I don't think you should be rappin here you out of your league...
Nash runnin down the court and you tell em to slow it up cuz you feelin kinda fatigued...

But I feel you wantin out of Phoenix that place gets sizzlin...
Just stop talkin about Kobe when you got ADD and hes more focused the a bottle full of ritalin...

And he cheated on his wife and still kept her-why yours used your ass and divorced you....
And he had a felony conviction and still kept Nike and to this day you can only get Dunkin Doughnuts to endorse you...

And ay LeCrab you can't talk man?!? you got dunked on in your camp and by Courtney Lee!!!
And you bring about as much to this forum as Spurs Dynasty

Both you guys rhymes are a joke and everybody here hates it...
Take your time and come up with some good rhymes cuz right now you like a horrible doctor....got no patience...

Sprewin these wack ass rhymes aint nothin more ima goin say to ya...
Except if you came back at me ima embarass and pink your ass worse than i do to Kill-Bill_pana

[LeCrab]

Shaq, you proved your dominance alrite…like 7 years ago back in 2002.
Owned by Hedo? Please, Negro. How’s Ben Wallace sound to you?
Giving up 150, pretty nifty how he just nixed your game
2 years in a row, ‘04 and ‘05. Your rap logic says you got for brains.

ty ass game. All you do is camp in the paint, dunk, then flex and howl.
Lower ya shoulder. Hey fat ass, you just got called for another offensive foul.
Keep flossin them rings, minus ya wedding band since ya marriage is a big waste.
Wife s her trainer then kisses you. Gee, Shaq, tell us how his tastes.

If you’re scared to keep going, I might understand.
Cuz I go Gregg and pop-a- , when I snatch the mic out ya hand.
I rap harder. Tony Parker can’t believe you’re still rappin’.
What happened? Ego still bruised from that book by Phil Jackson?

You’re old as Dikembe. Comprende? Scientists can’t even carbon-date you.
4 rings and now 4 League MVPs as teammates that all hate you.
You make Ilgauskas look fast, slow motion is what you’re all about.
Go out to pasture cuz after this season, you can off and crab-walk it out.

[BlackBellamy]

@ Le Crab straight owning R.I.P.in' Shaq on his own thread. Pinchers of power!

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Shaq came out swinging in the second round, but LeCrab is still way out in front.

[JamStone]

Keep flossin them rings, minus ya wedding band since ya marriage is a big waste.
Wife s her trainer then kisses you. Gee, Shaq, tell us how his tastes.

That was good.

4 rings and now 4 League MVPs as teammates that all hate you.

Kobe, Nash, LeBron... ?
Which other league MVP did Shaq have as a teammate?
Or do you mean Wade as Finals MVP?

[lil_penny]

Lecrab spits hot fire

[Laker Lanny]

I wonder how long a funny topic like this would have lasted at MavTalk?

[Banzai]

[DizzG.]

The best rapper in SA!