You are not the father! - Maury

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

She says she's going to pay for her baby's crib with her Social Security check, she's 15 years old.

[Summers]

Calm down , it's all in good fun!!!

P.S you woulden't have had this problem if your mom wasn't a .

That bad odor is your rotten soul.

[DMX7]

That bad odor is your rotten soul.

Oh Maury... You bring out the best in us. Is there anything you can't do?

[Kori Ellis]

People still actually watch this ?

We tape Maury on DVR every day and watch it before we go to sleep.

We only watch the paternity/lie detector episodes. We skip the ones about teen bootcamp, makeovers or anything else.

[Leetonidas]

We tape Maury on DVR every day and watch it before we go to sleep.

We only watch the paternity/lie detector episodes. We skip the ones about teen bootcamp, makeovers or anything else.

How can you skip those? They're definitely the most entertaining. But I guess I can understand. Usually those stupid s make me wanna fly out there just to slap their stupid asses.

[spursfan1000]

From what I can tell, they are always going after the men on these shows, but if these women were not sleeping around having unprotected sex with multiple guys, then they would know who the baby's father is.

Agreed 100% , Damn I can't believe there is a Pistons fan here.

[ploto]

Damn I can't believe there is a Pistons fan here.

Pacers fan- but not anymore. Am waiting to change it hopefully this week.

[iggypop123]

i love these vids. i have found many favorites. enjoy









for this one i just love #2. the rest you can skip mostly repeats

[DMX7]

i love these vids. i have found many favorites. enjoy

Oh god, this show is so epic. Where the can I get tickets to this ?

By the way, I noticed some guy wearing a Tim Duncan jersey in the crowd. That's kinda gutsy because I thought this show was filmed in L.A.

[iggypop123]

Oh god, this show is so epic. Where the can I get tickets to this ?

By the way, I noticed some guy wearing a Tim Duncan jersey in the crowd. That's kinda gutsy because I thought this show was filmed in L.A.

its not filmed here

[Kori Ellis]

Oh god, this show is so epic. Where the can I get tickets to this ?

By the way, I noticed some guy wearing a Tim Duncan jersey in the crowd. That's kinda gutsy because I thought this show was filmed in L.A.

Maury used to be filmed in NYC. Now it's in Stamford, CT.

[cornbread]

I remember Maury was doing shows about primordial dwarfs back in like 2000, way before TLC and all those other channels jumped on the bandwagon.

[Stringer_Bell]

I think most folks just laugh at the show because of the extremes it exposes, but this is the most real on TV. We laugh at it because it's so true.

Especially those episodes where they make us, the viewers, guess about whether or not the Beauty Queens are men or women. That sends me for a trip every time. Every time.

And somebody get me a homie hopper!

[JudynTX]

We tape Maury on DVR every day and watch it before we go to sleep.

We only watch the paternity/lie detector episodes. We skip the ones about teen bootcamp, makeovers or anything else.

In other words, they put you to sleep?

[SpursStalker]

We tape Maury on DVR every day and watch it before we go to sleep.

We only watch the paternity/lie detector episodes. We skip the ones about teen bootcamp, makeovers or anything else.

I have to admit I used to watch these shows until it started to become ridiculously stupid but they were always good for a laugh.

I remember Phil Donahue ...

[Summers]

I remember Maury was doing shows about primordial dwarfs back in like 2000, way before TLC and all those other channels jumped on the bandwagon.

When I was nursing my babies, living on 4 hours of sleep a night, I'd record all those freaky Discovery Health shows about horrible birth defects and watch them when I got up to nurse so that I could stay awake.

[DMX7]

There's an episode of South Park with Cartman goes on the Maury show, it's gold but I can't find a video to embed.

[JudynTX]

There's an episode of South Park with Cartman goes on the Maury show, it's gold but I can't find a video to embed.

http://www.noob.us/humor/south-park-cartman-on-maury/

[JoeChalupa]

They are entertaining in a sad, humorous way.

[Crookshanks]

Moral of the story: Keep your in your pants, unless it's your wife - problem solved!

[Strike]

Moral of the story: Keep your in your pants, unless it's your wife - problem solved!

Birth control works well when used properly. Abstinence is not the only option.

[DMX7]

http://www.noob.us/humor/south-park-cartman-on-maury/

LMFAO

"I don't go to school and I kill people. Whatever, I do what I want!"

"I run with 12 gangs, and we only commit hate crimes. Whatever, I do what I want!"

"Oh yeah, I ran for congress and won, then I had sex with an intern, killed her and hid her body. Whatever, I do what I want!"

[Gutter92]

sonsiekiddles? hahaha

[DMX7]

One of those quotes is about to make my sig.

[Custodial Engineer]

As much screwing around as I see here at Skank High I'm surprised any girl these days would know who the father is.