The eyeballs from the Geico commercials used to be a full grown man, but he snuck up on Dejuan Blair one day. Bottom line never sneak up on Dejuan Blair.
Dejuan Blair once sued the United States Postal Service over their name and won, citing that they could keep the 'Al Service', but he owned the 'Post'. The jury agreed and Dejuan was given a large settlement. A side note: during the countersuit portion of the proceedings, he acted as his own defense.
Last edited by BlackBellamy; 10-15-2009 at 04:14 PM.
Dejuan Blair isn't allowed at Home Depot anymore, 'cause he can't stop eating up the paint.
Ah what the , I put this in another thread:
DeJuan Blair boards quicker than New Orleans residents.
Blair has been known to some as a sort of modern day 'Cinderella' story. 'Cause no matter what obstacle, he's going to 'the ball'.
DeJuan Blair took the boy out of the balloon.
Someone should photoshop a Blair Witch stick figure made out of arms.
They say that 'no man is an island', and this remains to be true. Mainly because Blair is more of a continent.
Blair was the main character of "no country for men with arms"
Blair rebounded the exercise ball so much, Garcia got an injury.
Dejuan Blairs first official meal in the NBA? A healthy portion of David West with a side of some Chris Paul. He likes finger foods.
Doctors have been diagnosing the Forwards and Centers in the NBA with a new strange sickness. Dejuanaphobia. The only cure is to take the night you play the Spurs off.
If you look very closely you'll notice Dejuan Blairs shadow has no arms. Dejuan ripped them off when he thought his shadow might be a threat.
Blair will be the new Subway spokesman, and a new sandwich will be introduced in November: the Arm Sandwich
"I lost weight thanks to the Arm diet"
The 50 Greatest Players in NBA History will now be called called The 50 Most Adequate Players in NBA History as all of these players played before 1 AB (After Blair), the year DeJuan Blair single-handedly altered the definition of the word great.
UPDATED!
Here's the new Blairditions:
71. DeJuan Blair does not have fans. DeJuan Blair has apostles. –Sam Reinhart
72. By passing on Blair in the draft 29 NBA teams unwittingly ratified a cons utional amendment ensuring the separation of arm and shoulder. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
73. DeJuan Blair doesn't eat Wheaties for breakfast; he eats nuts and bolts in boiling motor oil. –“Dex”
74. Dejuan Blair is legally protected by the second amendment's failure to specify exactly whose arms a citizen has the right to bear. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
75. DeJuan Blair was told he'd be getting charged an arm and a leg for his newest vehicle. He replied, “You mean I can use these as currency?” –“Blackjack21”
76. Blair played the role of the baseball bat in Inglorious Bas s. –“lefty”
77. The PER has had to be overhauled because of DeJuan Blair, now factoring in crucial stats such as "Arms Severed" and "Lives Destroyed". –“gm5k”
78. Dejuan Blair plays wheelchair basketball in his free time. Not like you saw in "Murderball." The man can dribble and dunk a whole ing wheelchair. Only the bravest of the brave dare watch the horrific footage of Blair's charity donkey basketball game. –“spurs_fan_in_exile”
79. Dejuan Blair gets his haircut with an Axe. –“AOMrep”
80. Chief ecomomists conclusively agree that Dejuan Blair is the leading method for the U.S. to rebound from recession. –“Blackbellamy”
81. The original bear traps were constructed by using plaster casts of Blair's hands as blueprints. –“Blackbellamy”
82. Dejuan Blair isn't allowed at Home Depot anymore, 'cause he can't stop eating up the paint. –“Blackbellamy”
83. DeJuan Blair boards quicker than New Orleans residents. –Sam Reinhart
84. Blair has been known to some as a sort of modern day 'Cinderella' story. 'Cause no matter what obstacle, he's going to 'the ball'. –“Blackbellamy”
85. Blair once wanted to be a cop, but in his first bust a fellow officer told him to disarm the perp. Needless to say, it did not end well. –“Blackbellamy”
86. If you look very closely you'll notice Dejuan Blairs shadow has no arms. Dejuan ripped them off when he thought his shadow might be a threat. –“AOMrep”
Really? I liked this one ^. I've toned down the language now.
Here's a Blair fact. DeJuan Blair is not as good as Greg Oden.
that's because Oden never ripped off anyone's arms.
Michael Jordan's career point toal is 32292
WIlt Chamberlain's career total rebounds is 23924
Dejuan Blair is on a pace of 457652 threads for his career.
Eat sh..., MJ and Wilt
There is no ACL in Dejuan Blair's dictionary.
Dejuan Blair drinks WD-40 during timeout instead of gatorade.
Or...
DeJuan Blair crashes boards harder than Hurricane Katrina.
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