Would it be wrong to take a dump in your desk drawer?

[PakiDan]

I can guarantee you that if someone on this board s in a drawer after being fired and provided proof of said you would not only win POTW but the POTW tabulator would effectively shut down for all existence because nothing could ever top that.

[ForkedTongue]

LOL. As the POTW tabulator goes up, I wonder how much your last paycheck would go down.

[BacktoBasics]

LOL. As the POTW tabulator goes up, I wonder how much your last paycheck would go down.

If anything it goes up.

[ForkedTongue]

Hey All,

I was ing with you. I do work with Dan, in fact I'm his boss...you know the little people friendly, disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

Seeing as Dan got busted, decided not to come back to work so I could fire him in person and is probably crying to anyone who will listen about his "WOES" (through no fault of his own mind you) Please let him know he's been fired. His last check will be mailed when we get our key back.

ROTFLMAO. Regards- the disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

How's that for ting in someone's drawer?

[Kori Ellis]

i'm personally a fan of the company wide email telling everyone what's wrong with the place and calling out a few key individuals...it's like taking a dump in everyone's inbox...but suit yourself!

but don't burn bridges you'll want to cross later...

I remember when someone from your work contacted me and showed me that email you sent.

Is it okay to look back on it and laugh now?

[Thunder Dan]

I accidentally took a dump on the floor of a Palms restroom in Vegas, totally missed the pot

[JamStone]

Awaiting pictures or you didn't have the balls to do it because you're a pussy.

[CosmicCowboy]

Hey All,

I was ing with you. I do work with Dan, in fact I'm his boss...you know the little people friendly, disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

Seeing as Dan got busted, decided not to come back to work so I could fire him in person and is probably crying to anyone who will listen about his "WOES" (through no fault of his own mind you) Please let him know he's been fired. His last check will be mailed when we get our key back.

ROTFLMAO. Regards- the disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

How's that for ting in someone's drawer?

I noticed you waited till after 3:00 to validate your entry for next weeks POTW. Wise move. We have our first candidate.

[PakiDan]

Hey All,

I was ing with you. I do work with Dan, in fact I'm his boss...you know the little people friendly, disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

Seeing as Dan got busted, decided not to come back to work so I could fire him in person and is probably crying to anyone who will listen about his "WOES" (through no fault of his own mind you) Please let him know he's been fired. His last check will be mailed when we get our key back.

ROTFLMAO. Regards- the disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

How's that for ting in someone's drawer?

Whatever... grow some balls and call me then.

[ForkedTongue]

i would, but I just cut your phone service off asshole.

[CosmicCowboy]

Holy . Forked tongue wasn't a troll? Or is Paki reverse trolling us?

[Slydragon]

Let's say you work for a small business, several contracts fell through due to no fault of your own and funding has diminished, yet your department suffers because it is the most 'non-essential' in survival mode... so, you get the pink slip due to no fault of your own... would it be wrong to leave a gigantic, steaming, triumphant turd in the top desk drawer on your way out?

I dunno, it sounds funny but would if you are bent over with it dangling half way out and some one walks in? I think your heart will freak and you would have a heart attack and die.

Then your story will be all over the net and make it's way in the club as a thread "man fired s in desk but has heart attack" then we figure out it you and get response like "poor paki but I LOLED"

So I would have to tell you not to do it.

[Bigzax]

I remember when someone from your work contacted me and showed me that email you sent.

Is it okay to look back on it and laugh now?

oh yeah, it's a badge of honor writing that thing...from the moment you click send. sure there's remorse when your out of work and in need, but time goes on and that's a story for the grandkids...i don't go around telling people at my current job about it though...well...not just anyone at least...

as for pakidan, i hope the person using JBlaze's avatar is not really your boss or ex-boss as the case may be...damn dude...i had your business card and everything too...

[CosmicCowboy]

Look at it this way Paki...if ForkedTounge is REALLY your boss? If you REALLY just got fired on SpursTalk?

Dude...you are about to be as famous as balloon boy.

You will be SO LinkedOut of LinkedIn. You will be the internet guy that everybody reads about and LOL's and LMAO's and then goes and deletes all their e-mails.

Wallow in your fame dude!

[Vinnie_Johnson]

That would be very wrong. You need to go out drinking all night first so you have some runny stuff then fill your desk.

[Trainwreck2100]

Hey All,

I was ing with you. I do work with Dan, in fact I'm his boss...you know the little people friendly, disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

Seeing as Dan got busted, decided not to come back to work so I could fire him in person and is probably crying to anyone who will listen about his "WOES" (through no fault of his own mind you) Please let him know he's been fired. His last check will be mailed when we get our key back.

ROTFLMAO. Regards- the disabled veteran, minority woman business owner.

How's that for ting in someone's drawer?

Awesome troll job, and if its not a troll job its awesomer

[ForkedTongue]

Basically, PakiDan was a dumbass, got trolled, fired, screwed and chopped on spurstalk all in one day. Chalk that one up as another loss for Team Paki.

See, us small disadvantaged, minority, woman owned business women aren't that stupid after all.

P.S. If you know of any jobs that require employees to post all day on forums, not show up for work on time, not do your job, leave early, take long lunches, and work a 2 day work week.... Dan will be looking.

[CosmicCowboy]

Basically, PakiDan was a dumbass, got trolled, fired, screwed and chopped on spurstalk all in one day. Chalk that one up as another loss for Team Paki.

See, us small disadvantaged, minority, woman owned business women aren't that stupid after all.

P.S. If you know of any jobs that require employees to post all day on forums, not show up for work on time, not do your job, leave early, take long lunches, and work a 2 day work week.... Dan will be looking.

OMFG!

I want proof you fired Paki and aren't a troll.

[ForkedTongue]

Try calling him. I disconnected his work phone number. Try emailing him...I'll email you back from his email address.

How's that for ting in someone's drawer? Bet he's ting in his drawers.

[mouse]

After watching two girls one cup are you sure ting in a drawer isn't really considered a bonus?

[Last Comic Standing]

After watching two girls one cup are you sure ting in a drawer isn't really considered a bonus?

Only if you see corn.

[CosmicCowboy]

Try calling him. I disconnected his work phone number. Try emailing him...I'll email you back from his email address.

How's that for ting in someone's drawer? Bet he's ting in his drawers.

LOL

Like you think I have his phone number and e-mail address? LOL

[ForkedTongue]

My work is done here. Tootles.. Keep your third eye open.

[Re-Animator]

Go to the politics forum for more !

[PakiDan]

This is classic. Wow.