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  1. #51
    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    You're making a big mistake that a lot of women make - assuming that a man, any man, will remember meeting you. Their memories are generally not that good.

    Well, I'm pretty unforgettable.

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    Burritos or Death. FatBeaner's Avatar
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    mouse's parking lot...you used to chill at truth and ginofan's apt...mouse would wax his carrot late at night peaking through the blinds...

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    I can live with it JoeChalupa's Avatar
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    I haven't done anything wild or crazy in quite some time.

  4. #54
    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    mouse's parking lot...you used to chill at truth and ginofan's apt...mouse would wax his carrot late at night peaking through the blinds...


    I believe you now.

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    Burritos or Death. FatBeaner's Avatar
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    here is my rediculously stupid thing!

    http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13853

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    Well, I'm pretty unforgettable.
    Another assumption that a lot of women mistakenly make.


    Please don't take that statement the wrong way We haven't met, so I don't know if you are or not. It's just that a lot of chicks think they're unforgettable when the reality is the opposite.

  7. #57
    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    Another assumption that a lot of women mistakenly make.


    Please don't take that statement the wrong way We haven't met, so I don't know if you are or not. It's just that a lot of chicks think they're unforgettable when the reality is the opposite.
    Do you typically take things people say here so seriously?

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    Ina world of hype, we win IronMexican's Avatar
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    I was dumb enough to wait a whole year for a broad.

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    Seeking the quiet mind desflood's Avatar
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    Do you typically take things people say here so seriously?
    Typically... about half the time. I understand, of course, that a lot of what goes on here is lighthearted fun, but your statement about being unforgettable came across as you taking yourself very seriously.

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    Believe. BigZaksbackwindow's Avatar
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    I remember that day like it was yesterday vato.

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    Ok, here's a good one. I got into porn at like seven years old. Smoking weed and drinking Night Train was also introduced to me at seven. Really, I should be ed mentally, but I turned out ok. By the time I'm 12, I had watched so much porn that I was an expert on sex, yet never had had sex before. All my buddies would come to me when they wanted to know something about girls, so I thought I was the man. One day it was a group of us watching porn, and I'm narrating the , semi-hard, remote in one hand, beer in the other hand. It gets to the part where the guy gets ready to nut, and he whips it out and nuts in her mouth, and I'm like, "yeah, look at that , oooooooh." One of the guys was a few years older and asked, "how did you know she came." I'm like, rewind the , didn't you just see her ming from her mouth. He said "that's nut from him, not her." I'm like "no its not, that's her ming." Keep in mind, my education of sex came from watching porn. So now were in a full blown argument over whether or not a woman s from her mouth or vagina. So the guy is like, "call your older brother, he knows," so I did. We get my brother on speaker phone, and I'm like, "yo bro, where does a woman from, her mouth right?" After laughing for a few seconds he says her pussy, dumb dumb, and everyone starts laughing out loud, and I'm like "wait, wait, wait, wait... ARE YOU SURE???"

    Needless to say, I was totally embarrassed and made a fool of myself. I assumed for years that when a woman spits out the nut, she was ming. If you've ever had one of those moments where you were watching tv, or listening to the radio, and the person sounded so stupid you actually changed the channel or turned it off. That was one moment when I wished I could have turned my life off.

    Pretty funny story!!!!

    Makes sense you're a Laker's Fan!!!

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    I put a stripper's ty in my mouth in mexico, which is only a bad idea because I later noticed other guys had done the same, and could see the spit of several other dudes gleaming off her chest. I felt like I should puke afterward, but I was just drunk enough to shrug it off.

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    Ain't over 'till its over MaNuMaNiAc's Avatar
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    Ok, here's a good one. I got into porn at like seven years old. Smoking weed and drinking Night Train was also introduced to me at seven. Really, I should be ed mentally, but I turned out ok. By the time I'm 12, I had watched so much porn that I was an expert on sex, yet never had had sex before. All my buddies would come to me when they wanted to know something about girls, so I thought I was the man. One day it was a group of us watching porn, and I'm narrating the , semi-hard, remote in one hand, beer in the other hand. It gets to the part where the guy gets ready to nut, and he whips it out and nuts in her mouth, and I'm like, "yeah, look at that , oooooooh." One of the guys was a few years older and asked, "how did you know she came." I'm like, rewind the , didn't you just see her ming from her mouth. He said "that's nut from him, not her." I'm like "no its not, that's her ming." Keep in mind, my education of sex came from watching porn. So now were in a full blown argument over whether or not a woman s from her mouth or vagina. So the guy is like, "call your older brother, he knows," so I did. We get my brother on speaker phone, and I'm like, "yo bro, where does a woman from, her mouth right?" After laughing for a few seconds he says her pussy, dumb dumb, and everyone starts laughing out loud, and I'm like "wait, wait, wait, wait... ARE YOU SURE???"

    Needless to say, I was totally embarrassed and made a fool of myself. I assumed for years that when a woman spits out the nut, she was ming. If you've ever had one of those moments where you were watching tv, or listening to the radio, and the person sounded so stupid you actually changed the channel or turned it off. That was one moment when I wished I could have turned my life off.

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    LMAO koriwhat's Avatar
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    Well, I'm pretty unforgettable.
    most women would like to believe they are.

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    Last year, I had gone to some dude's birthday party at this bad ass property up in north Austin. Took somewhere between 15 and 20 hits of acid before going out there. Ended up at some apartment where my friend, who was driving, decided he was too ed up to drive home and we were given the host's permission to spend the night and leave in the morning. Being as this was a Saturday night during football season and spending the night there meant I was going to miss the Colts game the next day, I would not have this. One of the dudes in my group was leaving to continue partying, so I ran down the stairs to catch them before they left to see if I could get a ride back to San Marcos. They said I could, but I'd have to ride in the trunk of their Mustang since they already had a full house.

    Talk about decisions you instantly regret.

    So I climb into the trunk of this Mustang and am pretty much forced into the fetal position. The driver starts it up and starts playing Zeppelin at max volume with a speaker right next to my head. So far so good. We're only going from north Austin to around 37th or some like that so the drive should take no more than fifteen minutes. Everything goes pretty smoothly until they get onto the highway and start speeding. And I'm not talking about 80 in a 70. More like 120 in a 70. Possibly faster. I was always more of a Camaro guy so I don't know what a Mustang tops out at. I knew they were speeding but rationalized that my sense of how fast things were going was ed up by my position in the vehicle relative to where it usually is when I'm in a vehicle, and the drugs I was on.

    About the second I realize these fools are going way too fast, I start banging on the back seat from inside the trunk trying to get their attention. Didn't work. Music was too loud and they were all on MDMA anyway, including the driver. But the fun doesn't stop there. A minute or so later the dude bumps against the median twice, which triggers the 'fear for your life' reflex and I start freaking out and realizing that if they get into any kind of accident, I'm dying a painful death by about 17 fatal wounds all at the same time. I was able to calm myself down in there and ride it out until we got to where we were going. But got damn if that wasn't the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life.

  17. #67
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    Typically... about half the time. I understand, of course, that a lot of what goes on here is lighthearted fun, but your statement about being unforgettable came across as you taking yourself very seriously.
    Not so much. But you thinking that doesn't bother me. As you mentioned, you don't know me.


    And BigZak remembered meeting me. So, there we go.

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