Got a raise today!

[mrsmaalox]

God damn. Who opened up the border?

They're all coming over to see if they got raises on their cards too.

[Joe Lopez]

you cannot force open the petals of a flower pendejos!

Si se puede.

[CosmicCowboy]

They're all coming over to see if they got raises on their cards too.

[katyon6th]

Chinas finas.

[I. Hustle]

Damn, this thread brought out all the wet back trolls.

I'd like to say that I didn't see that coming.

[CavsSuperFan]

Didn’t B2B have thread about this over a year ago & CC & him went at it? That’s how they became friends, by shredding each other…

BTW I know someone who managed an Albertsons in a the worst part of LA…They got the best stuff...Best steaks, chops & lobster…CA’s food stamp program subsidized most of the purchases…What the heck do I care if people living in poverty get a break on their grocery bill…

[Trainwreck2100]

In his case you don't officially get married and have your unemployed "wife" apply for benefits for her and the three kids.

That's how section 8 works too

[La Migra]

Damn, this thread brought out all the wet back trolls.

I'd like to say that I didn't see that coming.

Me either.

[JudynTX]

B2B, why the increase?

[mrsmaalox]

This is funny, CC sure is busting a gut today

[ploto]

So if you are not married, then how much are you paying her in child support?

[CosmicCowboy]

So if you are not married, then how much are you paying her in child support?

They aren't his kids.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Wait...what?

I need the full rundown, per favore.

[B.AlMighty]

They aren't his kids.

[katyon6th]

Wait...what?

I need the full rundown, per favore.

Ask CC.

[BacktoBasics]

I have two step daughters. 12 and 13. Their deadbeat dad occasionally pays child support although not nearly enough and never on time.

We have a son. I'm not a deadbeat dad so there is no reason for me to pay child support.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

How old is your chica?

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe I should not look for job. then the government will buy me some lobster.

[CosmicCowboy]

Ask CC.

LOL

I forgot little B2B was his.

[BacktoBasics]

how old is your chica?

32

[BacktoBasics]

LOL

I forgot little B2B was his.

My little man is awesome.

[GeorgeCostanza]

My little man is awesome.

My little man is an idiot!

[bugoy]

The other day I was in HEB and I kid you not, there was a lady in front of us that had 3 baskets full of groceries, bill was almost $500.

Then she pulls out the Lone Star card.

better than her using it for beer and cigs

amirite

[ploto]

We have a son. I'm not a deadbeat dad so there is no reason for me to pay child support.

If you are not married, you should be paying child support and that would count toward her "income." I am thinking that you don't pay so she can qaulify for more aid.

[PM5K]

Yeah this isn't a thread you can spoof. This thread WOULD be a spoof of a guy that actually got a raise at his job, it would go something like this:

"I got my check today after working hard for 40 hours this week and it looks like I got an increase from a little over 400 to a little over 500 a week."

Then this thread would follow.