Are the greatest players in every sport cheating dirtbags?

[Frenzy]

"..a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!.."

[Culburn369]

I like girls,,,,once they move into womanhood it's not near as good.

Like the difference twixt Madeleine Stowe in "Unlawful Entry" & today is light years.

[jazzypimp]

I ing love the polygamy jokes!! You could say that if Polygamy was legal we wouldn't be having this ing discussion would we. I bet all the pro athletes would approve!

[The Gemini Method]

That is a great prescription to anarchy, if that is your thing.

I'm not preaching Anarchy as a whole, but in your own personal life I'm suggesting that you live the way you need to. Whether that is steeped in infidelity or loyal to your spouse. Should be no one telling you who you stick it to except yourself (and maybe family).

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Very good, Ruff.

Thanks.

Interesting thread. While we're on the subject...would you rather:

1.) Have a woman who is the love of your life (beautiful, but not the pin-up type) that will devote her life to you and help raise a family? She genuinely wants to be with you regardless of your financial situation.

OR...

2.) Be single and have a playmate-esque type on the side with no strings attached that you can sleep with whenever you want? A "bust it baby" if you will...she may care about you, she may not.

I'm genuinely interested to hear what y'all have to say since I presume we're all regular joes (for the most part).

Definitely, without a doubt, #1. I don't see the point in random sex any more. Sure, when you're in your late-teens/early-20s spreading it around and having some fun makes sense, but when you grow up (usually late 20s) you come to realise that there's more to life than random encounters.

Also, sex with someone you already know well is almost always better than sex with someone you don't.

I went to this gang-bang up in North Phoenix years ago when my wood was of the highest quality still/solid oak. I got the connection thru The Bachelor Beat magazine. I got there and there musta been 20 guys, maybe more. A guy was hosting it at his house for this husband & wife. Now the husband looked like a regular fellow, maybe a contractor. But, the wife, my God she was drop dead gorgeous. Perfection defined, young, blond, curvaceous. Now they installed her (with the husband) in a loft above the main living room. I waited a while, and then ambled up to see it. I've done some weird in my days, but, this was the topper. She was sprawled out spread eagle on her back, beaver shaved and oiled with a Costco Sized Johnson's Baby Oil on the nightstand. A line had formed by then of naked guys. It was surreal. I waited my turn (interminably) then donned the required rubber & climbed into a well worn saddle. I can't f'k with a rubber, but, I hammered for a while, gave the requisite grunt of crisis and climbed off.

I went on home, the wife asked how it went and I told her the story.

tee, hee.

Nympho, eh? Wow. How'd you like to be the husband, watching that ?

I'd rather be alone than have a wife like that.

[Spursmania]

I went to this gang-bang up in North Phoenix years ago when my wood was of the highest quality still/solid oak. I got the connection thru The Bachelor Beat magazine. I got there and there musta been 20 guys, maybe more. A guy was hosting it at his house for this husband & wife. Now the husband looked like a regular fellow, maybe a contractor. But, the wife, my God she was drop dead gorgeous. Perfection defined, young, blond, curvaceous. Now they installed her (with the husband) in a loft above the main living room. I waited a while, and then ambled up to see it. I've done some weird in my days, but, this was the topper. She was sprawled out spread eagle on her back, beaver shaved and oiled with a Costco Sized Johnson's Baby Oil on the nightstand. A line had formed by then of naked guys. It was surreal. I waited my turn (interminably) then donned the required rubber & climbed into a well worn saddle. I can't f'k with a rubber, but, I hammered for a while, gave the requisite grunt of crisis and climbed off.

I went on home, the wife asked how it went and I told her the story.

tee, hee.

You are one screwed up guy Culburn.
That story is just

[HarlemHeat37]

Running trains has never appealed to me, leftovers don't have the same appeal, same as food..a lot of dudes are into it though, so whatever turns you on..

Although the girls that usually take part in this over here are generally C-C+ quality, so nothing appealing..

[SpursFanFirst]

I went to this gang-bang up in North Phoenix years ago when my wood was of the highest quality still/solid oak. I got the connection thru The Bachelor Beat magazine. I got there and there musta been 20 guys, maybe more. A guy was hosting it at his house for this husband & wife. Now the husband looked like a regular fellow, maybe a contractor. But, the wife, my God she was drop dead gorgeous. Perfection defined, young, blond, curvaceous. Now they installed her (with the husband) in a loft above the main living room. I waited a while, and then ambled up to see it. I've done some weird in my days, but, this was the topper. She was sprawled out spread eagle on her back, beaver shaved and oiled with a Costco Sized Johnson's Baby Oil on the nightstand. A line had formed by then of naked guys. It was surreal. I waited my turn (interminably) then donned the required rubber & climbed into a well worn saddle. I can't f'k with a rubber, but, I hammered for a while, gave the requisite grunt of crisis and climbed off.

I went on home, the wife asked how it went and I told her the story.

tee, hee.

This can't be for real, can it?
I mean, I guess I can believe the top half...but then you went home and told your wife?!?!?

[HarlemHeat37]

Well to be fair, his wife must have her own problems if she actually decided to marry Culburn..

[DJB]

MJ
Tiger
Kobe

Is it possible for pro athletes to satisfy their peen with one woman??

Tim.
Duncan.

[Culburn369]

This can't be for real, can it?
I mean, I guess I can believe the top half...but then you went home and told your wife?!?!?

A course it's real. My Katie-girl is like Mrs. Kirilenko/I'm permitted a tryst once or twice a year.

[The Gemini Method]

A course it's real. My Katie-girl is like Mrs. Kirilenko/I'm permitted a tryst once or twice a year.

To whence one would say; lies! What you described up there hardly fits the definition of tryst. That, my friend, is the makings of a low-budget porn that desperate 5th year seniors in college make. All Hank Moody kidding aside, I highly doubt your wife would accept a virtual pornucopia of sexletting.

[Culburn369]

To whence one would say; lies! What you described up there hardly fits the definition of tryst. That, my friend, is the makings of a low-budget porn that desperate 5th year seniors in college make. All Hank Moody kidding aside, I highly doubt your wife would accept a virtual pornucopia of sexletting.

I can only state the facts. Your belief is your own lookout.

[The Gemini Method]

That is true...

Is this a common occurence in the North Phoenix area? Because the last time I was there, I had a hard enough time staying awake. Perhaps if there were lusty parties like the one mentioned in your earlier post, It would be more adventerous than the previous trip to PHX...haha.

[Culburn369]

I got lucky. I called the number and the guy never got back to me. So I gave up. All the sudden one night the phone rings and it's him, says its the next nite, gives me the address and I headed over.

Phoenix is like any big city: there is always sexual adventures to be had. I met up with these two girls in West Phoenix one nite. It was prearranged for money at a motel (Fairfield Inn) along the I-10 Freeway. They were supposedly gorgeous lesbians. So, we agreed to meet over there for a good time. I'd watch, and/or join in if I felt the urge. By God, it was like a miracle, no muss, no fuss, no driver. They were young, white, and perfection personified. & they were really into each other. No act, it was real. It was fantastic.

[jacobdrj]

Gretzkey?

[jazzypimp]

I got lucky. I called the number and the guy never got back to me. So I gave up. All the sudden one night the phone rings and it's him, says its the next nite, gives me the address and I headed over.

Phoenix is like any big city: there is always sexual adventures to be had. I met up with these two girls in West Phoenix one nite. It was prearranged for money at a motel (Fairfield Inn) along the I-10 Freeway. They were supposedly gorgeous lesbians. So, we agreed to meet over there for a good time. I'd watch, and/or join in if I felt the urge. By God, it was like a miracle, no muss, no fuss, no driver. They were young, white, and perfection personified. & they were really into each other. No act, it was real. It was fantastic.

I knew you had to pay for the you get!! I guess when you're 55 you gotta do waht you can to get that limp noodle up!

[lefty]

Gretzkey?

5 hole !

[Culburn369]

I knew you had to pay for the you get!! I guess when you're 55 you gotta do waht you can to get that limp noodle up!

Sure, I paid for the lesbian action, but, the gang-bang was gratis. Regardless, it's never free...you always pay for it.

& don't ever laugh at my now limp noodle. In it's prime when I was gang-bangin' & lesbianin' it was as fine a piece a meat as has ever hung from Smith & Wollensky's. Make no misteak about that.

[The Gemini Method]

I must say, Culby is a riot...glad to have you amongst the Laker bretheren...sir.