Mookie Was Right

[Ignignokt]

he's white ... what else did you expect?

He pulled a Ghazi tonite.

[bostonguy]

he's white ... what else did you expect?

Son do you think Ghazi is out celebrating tonight?

[timvp]

That's why you don't trust a New Mexican with a Texan job. I'm surprised Cart didn't die from rug burn as he carpetbagged his way to Texas.

[timvp]

Got damn LaColtian TomMcCoy.

[Warlord23]

LMAO at this thread

But timvp is spot on.

[symple19]

lol

[Warlord23]

The clincher was the replay of McSissy pumping his fist with his so-called injured arm, after Gilbert threw the second TD pass. The arm seemed to be moving fine then.

[lurker23]

"Colt McCoy lined up about 7 yards from his dad, Brad. This was inside the Texas locker room underneath the Rose Bowl bleachers, the Longhorns quarterback missing the biggest game of his career, about to attempt the most important throw of his life.

.....

Colt had just lied to the Texas doctors and said that he was capable of returning to the BCS le game against Alabama. A hit by the Tide’s Marcell Dareus, on the fifth play of the game, had sent him to this locker room. He wanted back out there. So he tried to sound convincing despite the fact his arm felt “like a noodle.”

.....

So Colt gripped the ball, stared at his dad and thought, “It’s just a simple throw.” He threw. The ball went soft and wide. Everyone grimaced. “Give it to me again,” Colt demanded. Brad got the ball and gave it back to his son. The next throw was the same, bouncing harmlessly away. “Give it to me again,” Colt said, again. Brad did.

It was the same. It was over. Colt couldn’t throw it 7 yards to his own father. “My arm was dead,” he said.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...o&type=lgns%27

(Good column, btw, by Dan Wetzel.)

[mardigan]

"I love this game. I have passion for this game. I've done what I can to contribute to this team. We made it this far, and it's unfortunate to not be able to play. I'd have given everything I have to be out there with my team. I always give God the glory. I never question things. God is in control of my life, and if nothing else, I know I'm standing on the rock."


http://jay-mariotti.fanhouse.com/201...-real-mccoy%2F

[urunobili]

was Bama's game plan to take him down at all?

[dickface]

Colt told everybody what would happen before the game even started.

[Doug Collins]

"Colt McCoy lined up about 7 yards from his dad, Brad. This was inside the Texas locker room underneath the Rose Bowl bleachers, the Longhorns quarterback missing the biggest game of his career, about to attempt the most important throw of his life.

.....

Colt had just lied to the Texas doctors and said that he was capable of returning to the BCS le game against Alabama. A hit by the Tide’s Marcell Dareus, on the fifth play of the game, had sent him to this locker room. He wanted back out there. So he tried to sound convincing despite the fact his arm felt “like a noodle.”

.....

So Colt gripped the ball, stared at his dad and thought, “It’s just a simple throw.” He threw. The ball went soft and wide. Everyone grimaced. “Give it to me again,” Colt demanded. Brad got the ball and gave it back to his son. The next throw was the same, bouncing harmlessly away. “Give it to me again,” Colt said, again. Brad did.

It was the same. It was over. Colt couldn’t throw it 7 yards to his own father. “My arm was dead,” he said.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...o&type=lgns%27

(Good column, btw, by Dan Wetzel.)

Except where Wetzel mentions that "Colt was the guy that never got hurt." Kellen Heard begs to differ.

[monosylab1k]

"Colt McCoy lined up about 7 yards from his dad, Brad. This was inside the Texas locker room underneath the Rose Bowl bleachers, the Longhorns quarterback missing the biggest game of his career, about to attempt the most important throw of his life.

.....

Colt had just lied to the Texas doctors and said that he was capable of returning to the BCS le game against Alabama. A hit by the Tide’s Marcell Dareus, on the fifth play of the game, had sent him to this locker room. He wanted back out there. So he tried to sound convincing despite the fact his arm felt “like a noodle.”

.....

So Colt gripped the ball, stared at his dad and thought, “It’s just a simple throw.” He threw. The ball went soft and wide. Everyone grimaced. “Give it to me again,” Colt demanded. Brad got the ball and gave it back to his son. The next throw was the same, bouncing harmlessly away. “Give it to me again,” Colt said, again. Brad did.

It was the same. It was over. Colt couldn’t throw it 7 yards to his own father. “My arm was dead,” he said.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...o&type=lgns%27

(Good column, btw, by Dan Wetzel.)

That story is spin control, in direct response to the point during the broadcast where it was revealed that people were advising Colt not to play so that his draft stock wouldn't get worse.

After that came out and made him look like a bigger pussy, I think his PR machine decided to come out with this story of him trying to play catch with his daddy.

[DUNCANownsKOBE2]

"Colt McCoy lined up about 7 yards from his dad, Brad. This was inside the Texas locker room underneath the Rose Bowl bleachers, the Longhorns quarterback missing the biggest game of his career, about to attempt the most important throw of his life.

.....

Colt had just lied to the Texas doctors and said that he was capable of returning to the BCS le game against Alabama. A hit by the Tide’s Marcell Dareus, on the fifth play of the game, had sent him to this locker room. He wanted back out there. So he tried to sound convincing despite the fact his arm felt “like a noodle.”

.....

So Colt gripped the ball, stared at his dad and thought, “It’s just a simple throw.” He threw. The ball went soft and wide. Everyone grimaced. “Give it to me again,” Colt demanded. Brad got the ball and gave it back to his son. The next throw was the same, bouncing harmlessly away. “Give it to me again,” Colt said, again. Brad did.

It was the same. It was over. Colt couldn’t throw it 7 yards to his own father. “My arm was dead,” he said.

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footbal...o&type=lgns%27

(Good column, btw, by Dan Wetzel.)

anyone who believes this crappy attempt to salvage any chance McCoy gets picked in the 2nd round.

[timvp]

So he tried to sound convincing despite the fact his arm felt “like a noodle.”

That line doesn't make much sense. You don't sound convincing by saying your arm feels like a noodle.

So Colt gripped the ball, stared at his dad and thought, “It’s just a simple throw.” He threw. The ball went soft and wide. Everyone grimaced. “Give it to me again,” Colt demanded. Brad got the ball and gave it back to his son. The next throw was the same, bouncing harmlessly away. “Give it to me again,” Colt said, again. Brad did.

It was the same. It was over. Colt couldn’t throw it 7 yards to his own father. “My arm was dead,” he said.

"I could throw [the ball] hard," McCoy said. "I just didn't know where it was going."

That makes even less sense. He couldn't throw seven yards but he could throw the ball hard? Is the dude even listening to himself?

[romad_20]

Colt told everybody what would happen before the game even started.

I think its safe to say god doesn't care about football. Just ask Tebow and Bradford. Weren't they both in this series of videos?

Should have made a pact with the devil. That guy always comes through.

[dickface]

I think its safe to say god doesn't care about football. Just ask Tebow and Bradford. Weren't they both in this series of videos?

Should have made a pact with the devil. That guy always comes through.

I was more referring to the fact that right before a game to find out who is 1st in all college football, Colt was on TV and the radio telling everybody "I am 2nd"

[DarkReign]

Great thread.

Colt is a vag, no bones about it. It was/is plainly obvious he and his "people" were way more worried about his pro career than the BCS le.

Do I blame him and his "people"? No, my guaranteed money from my first pro contract would wipe away any tears I (and my local church's) may have this coming Sunday in church when Colt and the Big Guy have a heart-to-heart about what He wants Colt to do in his future.

Because apparently, Colt's God is a money-grubbing, injury-faking pussy more concerned with being a drama queen than winning le games if one has the unfortunate problem of getting what equates to your arm being above your head while you sleep, and it in turn falls asleep.

I had UT in this game (no monies) and they would have won if Colt played. God (ie overbearing Dad and various life coaches (ie hanger-ons)) told him he couldnt play and should vag-out for his pro career. Now I see why God is so great to Colt.

Here is to a horrible ing NFL career, Colt! You ing ninny.

[Winehole23]

Instead of reading the Bible and obtaining backstage passes to Christian rock concerts, Colt shoulda been doing theraband exercises to prevent massive chodeblotations to the shoulder region.

\w/

[Winehole23]

That's why you don't trust a New Mexican with a Texan job. I'm surprised Cart didn't die from rug burn as he carpetbagged his way to Texas.

Colt McCoy is from New Mexico?

[Winehole23]

Colt McCoy or Daniel "Colt" McCoy was born on September 5, 1986 in Hobbs, New Mexico.

[Winehole23]

The Texas native card, has been played.

[DMX7]

Well... Alabama does have a lot of Texas players. In fact, a San Antonio guy made one of the biggest plays in the game, the blindside sack of Garret.

[Winehole23]

OTOH, Alabama barely let McElroy throw at all.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I've never seen so many posts in a row so accurately mock the way we post. Good thing i freakin entered chode bload into urban dictionary myself or some of you hacks would probably start tryin to pass on some of our better as your own.

Seriously
Its like it started happening over night....almost every poster somewhat college forum related copies every little thing we say to a T, even amongst themselves when it doesn't even involve us.
So weird.

Anyway
Even though ellis is being facetious he is ostensibly spot on.