I have a question pertaining the female species.

[mrsmaalox]

OMFG!! "The female species"

[DisAsTerBot]

he must be constantly perusing the dildo catalogues

[I. Hustle]

For a dude that doesn't believe in sex toys you sure do stay up to date. Or are you just against women using them?

[Ignignokt]

Oh no, not you again, the ' oh my god I get horny when I talk about sex on a public forum, especially when female members respond to me' guy.

Rofl! bukkakefail!

I didn't flirt with any women in the last thread. Infact i laid the law down on you and your lil boy zosa.

[Ignignokt]

he must be constantly perusing the dildo catalogues

that must be it, if i somehow showed any mastery on the subject you were knowledgeable enough to recognize it.

[Ignignokt]

For a dude that doesn't believe in sex toys you sure do stay up to date. Or are you just against women using them?

, i don't get the idea where you think i am an expert on them. And as far as women using them, i'm not proposing any legislation... oh nm. THis is the guy that got severely butthurt becuase i didn't think he was a great poster.

Maybe you need to use one yourself. You've been a whiny ever since, even though i didn't even scoff you.

[Kermit]

Ignignokt has become the best poster on this site. Congrats brih.

Honesty would be appreciated when it comes to blowjobs. When we were dating, I would get it whenever I wanted. But now that we're married, once a year. Anniversary. Says she hates them. Don't get married fellas.

[RGMCSE]

Ignignokt has become the best poster on this site. Congrats brih.

Honesty would be appreciated when it comes to blowjobs. When we were dating, I would get it whenever I wanted. But now that we're married, once a year. Anniversary. Says she hates them. Don't get married fellas.

My wife tried to pull the same a long time ago. One time we were having a discussion about our relationship and the topic of sex came up. I told her that she's not pulling her weight on the BJ front and it would affect our relationship severely. Problem solved! I don't even ask for them anymore. Marriage is all about compromising. You win some and you lose some.


Rob

[I. Hustle]

, i don't get the idea where you think i am an expert on them. And as far as women using them, i'm not proposing any legislation... oh nm. THis is the guy that got severely butthurt becuase i didn't think he was a great poster.

Maybe you need to use one yourself. You've been a whiny ever since, even though i didn't even scoff you.

WTF did I do dude?! To call me out personally! LOL I don't really care. I don't force you to read my threads. You get out of it what you put in. Personally I like to ruffle the feathers of the weak and there are a few people on here that I will not make fun of or call out because they earned my respect. Then there are a few on here that I can joke with and they won't or moan and they also have my respect.
If you want quality threads and decent content then put in work. Otherwise hit the bricks.

I believe that was my original response there little guy. You want to talk about someone being a whiney how about someone who starts why am I here threads but continues to stick around?

[SpursStalker]

This thread failed on epic proportions!!

[I. Hustle]

This thread failed on epic proportions!!

He was trying to ask for tips. He just didn't want to come out and say it.

[lebomb]

g/f prior to my wife gobbled my johnson on the very first date. Every time I saw her after that time, she went straight for my junk and crammed it down her throat. She loved giving head.

Wife now? ehhhhh, she can take it or leave it. More so leave it.

[tp2021]

This re got trolled so hard and just kept plowing through the thread. Beautiful.

[Ignignokt]

He was trying to ask for tips. He just didn't want to come out and say it.

If i wanted to ask tips on how to give blowjobs, i would of pm'ed you brah.

[Ignignokt]

This thread failed on epic proportions!!

I didn't mean to offend you if you like sucking . my bad.

[Ignignokt]

I believe that was my original response there little guy. You want to talk about someone being a whiney how about someone who starts why am I here threads but continues to stick around?

We're just very thankful that you give us purpose for being here. We're in debted to you.

I mean, you're like the forum life coach in training, you've got a lot going for you kid. Wouldn't want to take that away from you.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Female is a gender, not a species numbnuts.

Oh, and OP, you make a lot of assumptions which aren't true. I'll leave it at that.

[Ignignokt]

Female is a gender, not a species numbnuts.

Oh, and OP, you make a lot of assumptions which aren't true. I'll leave it at that.

RuffednReamedDoggyStyle, i'm not writing a scientific journal or a medical journal.

If you like sucking , more power to you. I wouldn't question that.

[katyon6th]

I don't understand your logic when you make comments like "If girls like it as much as they say they do, why don't they have a toy simulating them giving head???". We all know the most satisfaction from giving our partner head is their satisfaction. Duh, stupid.

[xellos88330]

I think women say they like giving head because it will impress the man. Most of the time it is in the beginning of the relationship. They do it out of curiosity. Then they realize they don't like it and are stuck with having to give head to keep the man happy.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

RuffednReamedDoggyStyle, i'm not writing a scientific journal or a medical journal.

If you like sucking , more power to you. I wouldn't question that.

smack, how original.

Your OP shows just what a ing idiot your are because:
1. you assume people are all the same - they are not, particularly when it comes to sex;
2. maybe women don't like sucking your because you don't wash it properly and it tastes like bad cheese - my girlfriends have always loved it, and;
3. as katy points out, many sexual acts are about the gratification given, not recieved, and the giver gets their pleasure from giving - only idiots think that sex is all about them.

[mrsmaalox]

many sexual acts are about the gratification given, not recieved, and the giver gets their pleasure from giving - only idiots think that sex is all about them.

Who knows, maybe that's how it is in his species!!


The act of giving head is nothing at all--unless I am giving to someone who is pleased to be recieving from me, not just my mouth. That's when the big turn on happens.

[Ignignokt]

I don't understand your logic when you make comments like "If girls like it as much as they say they do, why don't they have a toy simulating them giving head???". We all know the most satisfaction from giving our partner head is their satisfaction. Duh, stupid.

Noted.

I know that. This is just semantics.

But since you left it at that, what happens if your boyfriend by some miraculous chance hates getting head? The factor of him being pleased by it is now removed. So now that that has been established, would you crave giving him head even though he gets no pleasure from it?

[Ignignokt]

smack, how original.

Your OP shows just what a ing idiot your are because:
1. you assume people are all the same - they are not, particularly when it comes to sex;
2. maybe women don't like sucking your because you don't wash it properly and it tastes like bad cheese - my girlfriends have always loved it, and;
3. as katy points out, many sexual acts are about the gratification given, not recieved, and the giver gets their pleasure from giving - only idiots think that sex is all about them.

I already articulated that principle in my original post, where i have it in bold illustrated here. You were too busy though, getting hung up on the "species" thing that you prematurely blew you outback chode all over your small marsupial pouch you call your balls, that you rushed to judgement on my true argument.

Sex is about pleasing the other person, no ! I did say that .

There are probably a only handful of women who truly enjoy giving head on planet earth.


But, nowadays i met a couple of dudes who claim they've been with women who love head just as much as intercourse.

Now, i believe the same thing can be said about guys.

No true man loves eating pussy. He just does it out of love, and sacrifice and wanting his woman to be pleasured.

Now, if women did truly loved giving head, the market would indicate this to be true.

But right now, as we currently speak.. there are no sex toys for woman to simulate a blowjob. Trust me, if women truly love the simple act of giving head, there would be dildo on the market that would be flaccid but gets aroused and harder as a woman sucks it, and then it would squirt out assorted cus s.

If women liked getting facials, another lie by some women. There would be dildos that would be hooked up to pressure washer tanks filled with pina colada mix ready to sploadate a woman's face like the BAMA lineman did to Cart Mcry.

As to this day, i have not heard such things exist.

Do any of you women, when you're man is not around, instead of pulling out the vibrator, whip out a jar of of marshmallow cream and apply facialy and come this way?

I doubt it.

I mean, for guys, i know that they make pornstar vaginas, but i would figure guys just stick their wangs in to said holes instead of dripping fish bait attractant on fake labias and proceeding to blow bubbles on said lips.

I guess my point is, when it comes to sex, i want honesty.

[Ignignokt]

Who knows, maybe that's how it is in his species!!


The act of giving head is nothing at all--unless I am giving to someone who is pleased to be recieving from me, not just my mouth. That's when the big turn on happens.

thanx for agreeing with me mrsmetamucil!