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  1. #26
    Ruffy RuffnReadyOzStyle's Avatar
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    Instead of trolling me, you guys could tell your own balla stories. A revolutionary idea, I know...

    you in racist, dawg?
    In Australia we use it colloquially to mean "hassle or harass continually".

    The team is called the Wanks?
    Actually, their real name is "King and Duck" (don't ask why, I don't have a clue), but since they are a bunch of wankers, I changed it for them.

    I don't think so. "Wanks" is U.K. slang.
    Wank/wanker is also Aussie slang.

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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Actually, their real name is "King and Duck" (don't ask why, I don't have a clue),
    The King and The Duck? You've never heard of Eddie "The King" Faroo and Duck Johnson? For shame!

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    Ruffy RuffnReadyOzStyle's Avatar
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    The King and The Duck? You've never heard of Eddie "The King" Faroo and Duck Johnson? For shame!
    Oh , White Men Can't Jump reference! That's actually a good name.

    Damn - don't point out things like that, I don't want to like these guys at all for anything!

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    Using my context clues, I'm deducing that RuffNStuffedUpTheButtOzStyle is talking about basketball.


    They play basketball in Australia?
    what do you and uncle tom play in the shed out back down in victoria?

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    Ruffy RuffnReadyOzStyle's Avatar
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    So none of you self-proclaimed gangstas have any 'ball stories to tell? That makes you a bunch of blowhards.

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    So none of you self-proclaimed gangstas have any 'ball stories to tell? That makes you a bunch of blowhards.
    Hey look here you little Aussie , I got plenty of stories to tell, like the time dlas Roosevelt stormed off the court in the middle of a game bc a fight had broke out in the stAnds, and how the rim got broke in pregame warmup when some big ass slammed it, damn that game was crunk, but my stories pale in comparison to your badassedness and make me look like a pussy.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    I busted a 3 in Anthony Randolph's face once. My story > yours, imho.

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    All Hail the Legatron The Reckoning's Avatar
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    Hey look here you little Aussie , I got plenty of stories to tell, like the time dlas Roosevelt stormed off the court in the middle of a game bc a fight had broke out in the stAnds, and how the rim got broke in pregame warmup when some big ass slammed it, damn that game was crunk, but my stories pale in comparison to your badassedness and make me look like a pussy.
    i guess you were in the stands?

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    i guess you were in the stands?
    Sup mookie crew affiliate. What kind o sexual hazing do you have to go through before they'll let you in? By the way I can ball

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    Sup mookie crew affiliate. What kind o sexual hazing do you have to go through before they'll let you in? By the way I can ball
    brah why didn't u ever come out when Findog, DPG, stretch, BUMP, and I were ballin?

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    lol affiliate.

    im on a completely different spectrum than the mookie crew, but nice try

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    brah why didn't u ever come out when Findog, DPG, stretch, BUMP, and I were ballin?
    Tbh I have nothing to gain by playing with u guys, no offense. My playing days ended back in 2008 when I couldn't get on with Another college. I'm pretty bitter and pissed with the game of basketball, hence why I troll a basketball board with only the intentions of talking .

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    brah why didn't u ever come out when Findog, DPG, stretch, BUMP, and I were ballin?
    TBH, I told him I was going with him if he paid for my gas, imo.









    Also, I read the OP earlier. You have a knack for making things sounds gayer than they have to be. Congrats.

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    adolis is altuve’s father monosylab1k's Avatar
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    sons, tbh we're gonna start playing again imho. BUMP goes hard, and I do okay but only after I get Tru Warier buzzed into my hair.

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    Fly Rogue in, imo.

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    Fly Rogue in, imo.
    Rogue has been beasting the Chinese leagues for years tbh, he would crominate u guys IMHO

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    TBH I'm not sure if the damn commies will allow him to leave the country so he can hang out with Americans.

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    brah why didn't u ever come out when Findog, DPG, stretch, BUMP, and I were ballin?
    because one new joining will probably break the balance between the two sides balling and consequently may turn a rivalry into one boring blowout. You, Findawg and Bump are just barely enough match Stretch and DPG imho, 3 oldies vs. 2 youngsters has been the way how your games worked out i guess.

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    Rogue has been beasting the Chinese leagues for years tbh, he would crominate u guys IMHO
    You don't need a pro athlete to beat them IMHO. In fact, I think even a team comprising only primary school kids is well enough to thrash a team consisting of Findawg, DSG, Stretch, Bump, and a world-class re . That re makes whichever team he plays for lose the game with his sluggish performances, no matter what opponents his team takes on.

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    Cool story, Ruff.

    Had a pretty fun experience today at my gym playing 33 with three other guys. Two of them were massive, one was 5'8" but I'm guessing he benches somewhere around 280-300 and the other was a very solid 6'3" who was also extremely strong. The 5'8" guy had really good fakes and a sweet hesitation dribble (to either side of the hoop, no less), but he didn't have any reach advantage on me, so I stayed on my toes on defense and could contest most of his jumpers. The taller guy was harder to stick, and had a big strength advantage on me, but I stuffed a couple of his shots as he was rising, before he got the ball above his shoulders. They had a lot of problems guarding me, as I am extremely quick and have a decent array of step back/fadeaway shots and a very consistent baby hook that I can hit anywhere close out to almost the free throw line, which allows me to set up for some easy up and under fakes for layups.

    They talked the whole game about how they were taking over, and I just kept hitting shots and driving on them. Got to 32, missed a trey, went down to 25, drove past them for an easy layup, missed a three, and then promptly hit 4 shots in a row to win it. They were... displeased, but good sports about it. I gotta say, my favorite thing in basketball is being underestimated because I'm a short white guy, and then getting a good read on a taller guy about to shoot a jumper and just swatting it out of the air. Best feeling in the world when the other guys react to that.

    On the downside, I think my Hyperdunks started bottoming out today. I've owned them for about a year now. Blast.

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    Ruffy RuffnReadyOzStyle's Avatar
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    Cool story, Ruff.

    Had a pretty fun experience today at my gym playing 33 with three other guys. Two of them were massive, one was 5'8" but I'm guessing he benches somewhere around 280-300 and the other was a very solid 6'3" who was also extremely strong. The 5'8" guy had really good fakes and a sweet hesitation dribble (to either side of the hoop, no less), but he didn't have any reach advantage on me, so I stayed on my toes on defense and could contest most of his jumpers. The taller guy was harder to stick, and had a big strength advantage on me, but I stuffed a couple of his shots as he was rising, before he got the ball above his shoulders. They had a lot of problems guarding me, as I am extremely quick and have a decent array of step back/fadeaway shots and a very consistent baby hook that I can hit anywhere close out to almost the free throw line, which allows me to set up for some easy up and under fakes for layups.

    They talked the whole game about how they were taking over, and I just kept hitting shots and driving on them. Got to 32, missed a trey, went down to 25, drove past them for an easy layup, missed a three, and then promptly hit 4 shots in a row to win it. They were... displeased, but good sports about it. I gotta say, my favorite thing in basketball is being underestimated because I'm a short white guy, and then getting a good read on a taller guy about to shoot a jumper and just swatting it out of the air. Best feeling in the world when the other guys react to that.

    On the downside, I think my Hyperdunks started bottoming out today. I've owned them for about a year now. Blast.
    Thanks, mate.

    That's more what I was hoping to see in here, stories like yours. Small white man WINS on basketball court! Excellent!

    I play in lame-arsed squash goggles (I'm blind as a bat), and often a headband, and I usually look like the geekiest guy on the court. That leads to people underestimating me, and when they haven't scored a half hour later they usually realise their mistake.

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    rogue play me 1v1

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    aussie boy, i'd make your goofy unathletic ass my

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    I play in lame-arsed squash goggles
    balla status revoked, imho. if you ever actually had it.

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    wheres the notes man, i aint readin all of that

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