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    Lindsay Lohan is set to play Linda Lovelace, the porn star featured in 1972's infamous 'Deep Throat.' Although the news feels like just another talking point tossed on the gossip pile, LiLo's chum/photographer Tyler Shields is presenting the casting news as hard fact -- no matter how snugly it seems to fit into the never-ending LiLo narrative.

    "Shields confirmed to us this weekend that the actress has indeed landed the gig," E! Online reports.

    The film is an independent venture led 'Inferno,' rumored (again, those dang rumors...) to be officially announced at Cannes Film Festival later this month.

    Our gut reaction to the role -- particularly after LiLo's gun-in-mouth, blood-splattered photo shoot with Shields just last week -- is that it has a certain scent of shock value. But in a recent (and oh-so-perfectly-timed) Pop-ed, one of our suggestions for Lohan to regain her career mojo was this: Shrug your shoulders and say, "Whaddya gonna do?" And isn't that exactly what this role does for LiLo? She's doing precisely what the tabloids expect her to do, and in the process, getting back on the silver screen and possibly flipping the gossipmongers on their heads.

    Consider: Linda Lovelace "later denounced her pornography career, claimed that she had been forced into it by her sadistic first husband, and for a while became a spokeswoman for the anti-pornography movement" (thanks, Wiki). Sounds like this seemingly unsurprising role could wind up being something resonant and poignant for Lohan -- a metaphor in art a la Mickey Rourke's hard times and comeback being mirrored in 'The Wrestler.'

    Or maybe it's just Lindsay Lohan playing a porn star.

    http://www.popeater.com/2010/05/03/l...r-deep-throat/

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    I find this story hard to swallow.

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    Lindsay is perfect this role...she sucks at everything.

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    I actually saw this coming.

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    I find this story hard to swallow.
    She won't have any problem swallowing.

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    I'm sure they'll find some jerk off to play the male role.

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    This is what I call getting deep into character.

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    But knowing Lindsay...she'll blow this opportunity.

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    I won't be surprised if the director's put a gag order on her.

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    Believe. HennyYoungman's Avatar
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    Which actor will be up for the supporting pole, err...role?

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    OMG

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    John Bobbit was up for the role until he heard the director yell "cut"!

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    nice henny

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    Owned by cats JudynTX's Avatar
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    Who has seen this original movie?

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    Because she hasn't been relevant in a while, this is her shot to make money...

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    Poor casting

    They should have go with that dude who played the alien in E.T

    His telescopic neck would have been convenient for deep throating

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    She should have an easy time playing a drugged up .

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    i actually saw this ming.

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    barf, puke.

    disgusting drugged up, whorish spoiled brats?

    my says : please, I'd rather rosanne

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    poor casting

    they should have go with that dude who played the alien in e.t

    his telescopic neck would have been convenient for deep throating
    -4/10

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    Who has seen this original movie?
    It's ing hilarious. It's a movie about a chick whose clitoris is in the back of her throat.

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    Poor casting

    They should have go with that dude who played the alien in E.T

    His telescopic neck would have been convenient for deep throating

    One of the lamest one liners you've ever written.......and that's saying something.

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    For Lohan to succeed in this role, she's gonna need a lot of spunk.

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