Kobe Bryant Drinking Game for Tonight

[monosylab1k]

Double shot or shotgun a beer for "jawbone extension."

Kegstand if Kobe gives a pretentious "quiet" fist shake if one of his teammates score of one of his passes... as if he's really happy one of his teammates scores instead of him.

how about when Kobe makes a big play and does everything in his power to ignore Vujacic draping himself all over him?

[JamStone]

how about when Kobe makes a big play and does everything in his power to ignore Vujacic draping himself all over him?

Snort two lines of cocaine.

Woooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[resistanze]

A shotgun blast to the face if Shaq congratulates Kobe on #5 on Twitter.

[silverblk mystix]

every time that the celtics make a good play or two---followed by a phantom call against the celtics---so that the lakers regain the lost momentum

[Mark Jackson]

Put away the drinks none of this will be necessary.

Tonight the cream rises to the top, Kobe Bryant will be making grown man moves, there will be some hands down and men down, and mama that man will be going all night long.

Loosen up your booty holes folks and crowd around living room, cause the MAMBA is about to show you why he's the best closer in the game!!

[Giuseppe]

My booty hole still be tight.

[baseline bum]

Gotta finish the bottle for each Garnett chestpound.

[baseline bum]

Every time Rasheed makes a full trip on offense and defense and doesn't cross the 3 point line on either side, take a shot.

[pauls931]

Or you take a shot everytime Derek Fisher flops.

Jesus, this is a drinking game, not a alcohol poisoning death wish!