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I read the original post and told Manny that whottt had gone off on a rant about peeing outside at a GTG once. The things we are remembered for are strange indeed.
Meh. It's been done. And better.
i pee outside when the gf is hogging the bathroom..then i write her name on the patio.
Still not catching your drift, word. Care to be slightly less ambiguous? Thanks.
Now that's bad form. Show some etiquette. Do it on the fence.
I piss outside quite often. It is just natural to do so.
do you take craps outside too?
Wife should be grateful you get to save water by not flushing and there are no piss stains on the floor.
I don't know if it really is that bad, but I don't like it. Not jealous or anything, but my mother raised me in a way where civilized people pee in toilets. Maybe it's old fashioned but I can't change it.
There was a time that yes, I did have to take a crap in an outhouse. But no, I do inside. And yeah, I have taken a crap outside before. happens.
And yeah, I know there are women in here that have squated when nature calls.
Well of course. And no woman here has said that peeing outside is unacceptable if there is not a toilet available. Just seems unnecessary if the bathroom is 15 feet from the TV. But at this point, the OP is probably just doing it because it annoys his wife
Of course not. Sitting on the toilet is much more comfortable. Plus you gotta get rid of the toilet paper with some on it so...
For men it really isn't about the fact that there is a toilet less than 5 ft away it is just in our nature to take a natural piss like...well...a real man can. Not sure I can explain it but it just is.Well of course. And no woman here has said that peeing outside is unacceptable if there is not a toilet available. Just seems unnecessary if the bathroom is 15 feet from the TV. But at this point, the OP is probably just doing it because it annoys his wife
Okay, that was perhaps ...harsh. but I use the word(s) 'white trash', '######', ' ', 'zipper head', etc...to mean a low life of a particular ...shall we say...set of people,that means the same thing. Now, it can be used fondly among friends, even between races...however...I don't know spurschick, and she doesn't know me, does she ? Had she said, 'only ######s piss outside' that would be acceptable ? Oh.. , only s do THAT....
So...I called her a .
Perfectly acceptable, right ?
Well, no.
That's pretty much the point. You don't know me well enough to call me white trash, .
son just piss wherever the you want. I mean she bleeds all over the place every month so who is she to talk? who cares
No, man....errr..WOman...I do it because it's convenient.Well of course. And no woman here has said that peeing outside is unacceptable if there is not a toilet available. Just seems unnecessary if the bathroom is 15 feet from the TV. But at this point, the OP is probably just doing it because it annoys his wife
See, this is the thing. It just irks her soooo ing bad that I piss outside and I don't get it. And the high and mighty 'spurschick' even went so far as to say if you piss outside, you're WHITE TRASH.
REALLY ?
THEN, some other loone, said ...'you'll get busted for exposing yourself' and be the PERVERT of the neighborhood.
REALLY ?
I didn't say, 'I piss in my front yard, no matter who's out there.
It's like this. Discrection. My wife, and apparently some of the women here say, WHITE TRASH....you're a pervert. ( Well, she doesn't say that because that would be stupid, and she's' not stupid..but she doesn't like it and that IS the QUESTION. Why ? )
I ask you ladies this. You ever ed outside ? Come on now. You ed in your pool, and messed that all up. Got in the jaccuzzi and spewed around ? Sure you have. Been on the beach ? I guess ing in a car is the same as 'inside'.
I al fresco
I dine al fresco
I smoke al fresco
and I PISS al fresco, goddamnit !!
You es gotta take a hard look at yourselves. Pissing outside is a crime ?
What the has this world come too ?
What the has this world come to, man.
Man can't piss in his own yard......
I'd bet a dollar to a donut 'spurschick' has sucked a al fresco...more than once.
and I'm 'white trash' for pissin' on my own lawn.
ing up the grill and all that ...
Lord have mercy.
Last edited by word; 10-27-2010 at 01:18 AM.
Where did the toilet paper go, homie?
She didn't even call you white trash. She said 'twas her momma that WOULD call you that. Misdirected hostility, yo, IMHO. But hey, at least your didn't stoop really low and refer to her as Spurs when she criticized your god given right to piss in your yard.Okay, that was perhaps ...harsh. but I use the word(s) 'white trash', '######', ' ', 'zipper head', etc...to mean a low life of a particular ...shall we say...set of people,that means the same thing. Now, it can be used fondly among friends, even between races...however...I don't know spurschick, and she doesn't know me, does she ? Had she said, 'only ######s piss outside' that would be acceptable ? Oh.. , only s do THAT....
So...I called her a .
Perfectly acceptable, right ?
Well, no.
That's pretty much the point. You don't know me well enough to call me white trash, .
Being alive for the time I've been, it's very obvious to me why women generally do not support behavior such as pissing outside. I'm not old, but that's not really necessary to know and understand women by now, and essentially anyone who posts in this forum should understand that women get pissed and turned off by like this. Doesn't mean it's completely justified, but very easy to understand nonetheless.
But this thread wasn't intended for very serious responses I guess...
She can bleed on the sheets, but I can't piss outside.
I find that, ironic.
Heh. My wife doesn't tell me anything about pissing outside. She brought it up once, and will never bring it up again.
I told her this...
If you are so upset with me pissing in my own backyard, then I will go out and get a brand new HDTV for the bathroom so I don't have to miss anything. Then you will be happy because I am not exposing myself in public, and I will be happy because I can now piss, , shower, shave and all the works while not missing anything on TV. Which brand of TV should I get?
After that she never tells me anything about it. She knows I would have went out and bought one. Now I think I need to start taking a in the yard so that way she will complain and I will be able to get the damn TV in there.
Hope this helps!
Let me get this straight... you confess you like to go take a piss on your backyard instead of your toilet and then you complain about people telling you you're white trash?
at first I thought the OP was in jest, but then watching you cry like a at the subsequent responses, I'm pretty much convinced you're the disgusting piece of white trash everyone is pegging you for.
, I say why stop there??? ................. take a nice long steaming out there as well.
*shrugs*
Last edited by Cry Havoc; 10-27-2010 at 09:18 AM.
wow, you are really pissed about this.
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