Don't be ridiculous. A nice leisurely piss in your back yard lets you just stand there, relax and enjoy nature while taking care of business. Squatting in your back yard OTOH is an unneccessary workout and spoils any outdoor enjoyment. Plus, it's infinitely harder to read a magazine while squatting as opposed to sitting on the throne.
Plus, there's also the "evidence" factor. A leaves some. A piss does not.
I wouldn't even go so far as to say it's "white trash". All the men in my family have done it at one time or another, out in the woods hunting, getting firewood, whatnot. It's the fact that you're not in the woods, you're in your own damn house, and you're too lazy to walk 15 feet. No woman wants to think of her man as being that weak. It's disappointing and frankly unmanly.
We're "going green" in just about all other activities of daily living, so why not? It's better for the environment, and as one poster already put it this will save money on your water bill. I agree it's white trash to just open the patio door and start pissing though...at least find a bush or some other area that's not in (or near) the doorway.
Out of curiosity, why do men have to spit so damn loud? I don't want to hear you coughing up a lung right behind me. WTF
God women are ing re ed. Bunch of jealous es. And I lol'd hard at that stupid "your neighbors might see you and think you're a pervert" bull . How re ed can you be.
Because we don't give a if you don't wanna hear us, and other men don't give a .
Why do you feel the need to be so hostile? Damn.
Maybe you think everybody wants to see your , but nobody actually does. Just sayin'.God women are ing re ed. Bunch of jealous es. And I lol'd hard at that stupid "your neighbors might see you and think you're a pervert" bull . How re ed can you be.
I don't think anyone can actually see it anyway.
Last edited by AmericanWoman; 10-27-2010 at 10:34 AM.
lol pissing out the door while your head is still in the house? That is pretty disgusting though. It wouldn't bother you if your wife laid on her back with her body half way out of the door and just started pissing away?
What a lazy head. Standing in the doorway and peeing in the same place every time?
So you can hear the TV? .
Use the pause button asswipe. The ing TV will be there when you get back.
Nothing wrong with peeing outside in the yard...I do it all the time (of course, my yard is like 2+ acres) but at least move it around...Like Spurswoman said, keep peeing in the same spot and it will start to smell like ammonia/stale piss...
Why don't you just put a cat litter box next to the couch and aim? Then you really don't have to bother getting up. Don't forget to scratch at the litter like a cat does to cover up the smell.
Or heck, just wear depends when you watch TV. You could even and never miss a single minute of "Dancing with the Stars".
pissing outside; a wonderful thing us dudes have the ability to do without squatting and pissing all over our ankles.
thing that bugs me is women and their inability to flush the ing toilet after a piss. "but i'm saving water!" shut the up and flush!
Wasn't trying to be, just my natural tone, sorry if I offended you. My point is, dude's piss outside all the time, because it's easy and quick and we don't need to squat or wipe. Would I do what the op did? Naw, but if I'm outside smoking a cig and I have to piss...well, as long as the conditions are right for it, light it fly.
And lol @ old es trying to diss my . STFU, with yo nasty, wrinkly, saggy ties and beat up pussy.
You didn't offend me, but the hate on women is getting old.
WOMEN! in bed, in the car, and outside... haha
Iyou for not being a water waster.
I can't piss in my 'backyard' because, well, I only have a concrete patio and if I did that--it would have to be when my gf isn't around. I mean, just so she wouldn't have room to get upset. I think I've only done it once in the frontyard when I came home drunk from a bar...
I don't because I'm pretty sure she isn't voluntarily bleeding on the sheets...
If you are outside playing sports or working in the yard, and you want to pee, so you go in some corner of the back yard, I could understand. If you are inside watching TV and are too lazy to walk to the bathroom or are so addicted to the TV that you can not miss one minute to go pee, then I see an issue, especially if you are standing inside and peeing out the door.
Just put a toilet in the front yard and go take a leak there.
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