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MAURY in 9 months!
So, as some of you know (because I detailed the experience here), about 3 weeks ago, I had a "run in" with a girl. I'm gonna skip to the important part, gonna leave out some details.
Today, she texted me telling me she is pregnant. I am 95% sure that the baby isn't mine since I used a condom, and she said she was on the pill (bull ).
What should I do from here? Go with what she says? Ask her to take a paternity test (or w/e its called, to see if im the father)?
I'm definitely not ready to be a father. What should I do? Am I gonna have to tell my parents about this? Should I suggest abortion (it is confidential, right? I mean, if she goes to an abortion clinic, they won't ask many questions will they?)
Advice needed, serious advice only please, none of that "shoulda wrapped it up" or w/e, because I did wear a condom.
MAURY in 9 months!
Sorry, what?
serious? hahaha!
dont be silly wrap your willy
Just tell her you don't think the kid is yours, but if it comes out knowing linguistics that you'll be too busy at the Univ of Illinois to be a father.
Falcon punch, u master da skill yet?
Just put your hands on her shoulders and press really hard. If you do it quickly enough, the baby will pop out and she will need clearance from NASA.
or the baby will pop out, put its hands on gutter's shoulders and lift him, then gutter will do the same to the baby and eventually they'll both be in space. nasa will get involved soon after.
:rofl
Could be a perfect example of the false sense of security the schools tell kids about birth control.
Man up with whatever she decides.
Don't suggest abortion. If you have a soul, it may haunt you for the rest of your life if she does.
Like I said. Man up. If she chooses to have the child, get the paternity test. Pay child support, and try to be a good father. Don't ask for it now. I don't know about today, but in the past, a paternity test isn't completely safe for the unborn child.
Obvious troll is obvious.
WC taking the bait hahaha
Abortion is the only way to go. We can't take that 5% chance that you passed on DNA.
At least NORCAL was semi entertaining. Gutter is not.
So, as some of you know (because I detailed the experience here), about 3 weeks ago, I had a "run in" with a girl. I'm gonna skip to the important part, gonna leave out some details.
Today, she texted me telling me she is pregnant. I am 95% sure that the baby isn't mine since I used a condom, and she said she was on the pill (bull ).
What should I do from here? Go with what she says? Ask her to take a paternity test (or w/e its called, to see if im the father)?
I'm definitely not ready to be a father. What should I do? Am I gonna have to tell my parents about this?Should I suggest abortion (it is confidential, right? I mean, if she goes to an abortion clinic, they won't ask many questions will they?)
Advice needed, serious advice only please, none of that "shoulda wrapped it up" or w/e, because I did wear a condom.
Hilarious!!
Are you re ed? If its a boy it gets 100% of my DNA as only I can pass on the Y chromosome...a girl would get half, unless the mom gives both X's
reaching...
Sure thing. Don't smoosh a with a condom that you wouldn't smoosh without a condom. Always ask yourself, "If this carries my seed, do I want her to give birth to it." If the answer is no, then don't .
Whatever.
Might be the best answer!
Very sound advice.
If you remember, I said I liked this girl, she was really nice and everything. I just didn't expect her to end up pregnant, which is why I wore a condom. Turns out she was either lying about being on the pill (is it still possible to get pregnant while using the pill? like a low % chance?) or it isn't mine.
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