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  1. #26
    The D.R.A. Drachen's Avatar
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    are you scottish? austrailian maybe?

  2. #27
    Just survivin' Les Stroud's Avatar
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    Wow you seem to have a live one on your hands.
    This is what you should do. First, wait until you are alone in your shelter. You must have time to prepare so make sure that they will be gone for a few hours. Now that they have left you are going to have to set the trap. Look around to see what useful items you might find. My suggestion would be to find as many condoms as possible, more than likely in her storage spaces, and begin to open them up and throw them around a bed (preferably their bed so as not to ruin your own). After you have spread around a few condoms find a couple of them and fill them up with some sort of flammable liquid. Once you have done that you are going to have to rig the door to their sleep space so that it closes behind her as she enters the room, if you need help figuring that out just send me a PM. The next thing you are going to have to do is lay a trail of dollar bills leading up to the room. Make sure that you place some twisted paper or other flammable item under the door so that it is in both their room and in the room that you will be in.
    Once you have done all this all you will need to do now is wait. When they make their way back to the dwelling you are going to have to move fast and tackle your relative and restrain him, since he appears to already be a giant vagina this should not be hard. Then all you have to do is watch as she follows the trail of money to the room and starts to strip as she notices the condoms. Be very careful not to get to close though because one bite from her will cause a nasty infection and you could possibly lose a limb. Once she has sprung the trap quickly light the makeshift fuse and wait to see that the fire ignites the condom bombs.
    This might sound cruel but the only way to properly dispose of a disease filled is to burn them so that there is no risk of spreading further disease. Then all you have to do is, if you are like me, grab some of that drink that has been frementing in the old olive oil can you found and pour some for you and your cousin. It will hurt him at first but as you make him clean up the room after the fire has gone out he will most likely be forever grateful.

  3. #28
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    You can warn your cousin, but that's about it. Treating her like is only gonna make your cousin resent you. And your aunt should be extracting promises from her son, not you.

    Basically, myob, keep your distance from her and be there to support him when he falls.

    And why'd you tell her about SpursTalk?
    Nah we tight, he won't resent me. He knows I'm just being real and he knows he shouldn't be hanging around her again and I'm pretty sure he realizes he's demonstrating that he's codependent of her. He's just used to taking the easy road.

    My aunt didn't make me promise, I promised her. I'm Tha Man in my family and I always take responsibility for straightening out tha drama. That's why I feel like it's my business. I feel like my aunt and uncle felt that my moving up here with their son would straighten him up and by god, sets what I'm gonna do!

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    Going by what you posted this is willing to be anyone's dumpster. Just get some guy to go undercover spilling the goods on how she really feels about your cuz. Some guys are just ignorant and think some girls can do no wrong. Dude needs proof.
    Well he already knows everything. He even had nude pics of her forwarded to him when all the beans came spilling out! He even showed me them making me feel that it was the end and I'd never see her again!

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    beggars cant be choosers....explains why ur cuz is stayin put, when every man wouldve seen the light at the end of the tunnel
    Cause she affords him the luxury of being lazy and worthless. He is way above that tho man, we they were broken up he was more productive than he was the entire period they were together. He can prolly do waaay better, I've never seen someone in my family date someone so trashy. It's sad really

  6. #31
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    are you scottish? austrailian maybe?
    I felt a little ghetto last night, I don't know why. Was I doing it wrong?

  7. #32
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    I wouldn't tell him . I would tell her that your cousin has HIV.

  8. #33
    Tamale King! Chingo Bling's Avatar
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    Send that bish over to Chingo and I'll put that mañosa to work. Chit I'll even give your primo a cut since he wasn't getting chit before. yust ask around town for me guey look for the Ghetto Vaquero, the Tamale Kingpin, the mañosa magnet Chingo Bling.

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    I wouldn't tell him . I would tell her that your cousin has HIV.
    Too late, and she wouldn't believe that

    srs answer only pls ty

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    you can't let him be a cuckold..that's just unmanly and downright uncaring of you..family members look out for eachother, you can't let him do this..
    great solution, dumbass. He already said he's tried talking him out of it

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    hey you, . first off, cuban sucks nice screen name, i bet your butthole was all tight and clenched whenever cubes rang.

    2ndly, can't you see that he's deliberating, asking spurstalk what to do? the answer is pretty clear, you don't let him around with that for another SECOND, he needs to act now. got that, boy?
    where'd you get boy?

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    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Probably not the whole world.

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    hey you, . first off, cuban sucks nice screen name, i bet your butthole was all tight and clenched whenever cubes rang.

    2ndly, can't you see that he's deliberating, asking spurstalk what to do? the answer is pretty clear, you don't let him around with that for another SECOND, he needs to act now. got that, boy?
    oh yeah? how do i go about doing that exactly? ive already tried shaming him. i've already threatened his girlfriend with verbal abuse. what else?

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    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    hmm if it were me, i'd start telling EVERYONEEEEE bout her little craigslist adventure..take it to facebook, tell everyone she knows, tell her ing mom and dad, every time you see her don't go get in the shower like last time, just go off on a huge ass verbal tirade. explain to your cousin very clearly why he's being pathetic and how he's shaming himself every day that he's with her, drill it into his head until something gives. no ing way i sit around and let that happen to a homeboy or a cousin. if that doesn't work, i'm sure i can think up some more extreme ideas for you.
    I don't have Facebook. she doesn't have parents, she's a ward of the state. All his friends already know because they were around when he found out. Who else is there to tell? I'm going to continue to give him but be keeps saying he won't continue like this. He's fooling himself into believing that and thinks he's fooling us into believing that. I'll consider that though, I mean, I told everyone one spurstalk and posted her picture, didn't I?

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    tell HIS parents the whole story and how stupid he is being, let them be the ones to talk sense into him. you don't want your cousin getting AIDS from craigslist and i'm sure neither do they.
    That would not be a good idea, that would be overstepping my bounds and would just piss him off. He wouldnt listen to them any more than he listens to me, anyways

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    Kooler than Jesus Nathan Explosion's Avatar
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    I don't know who's a troll of who on Spurstalk, but I do find it funny that the OP shifts from being lil mo to pego. Just saying.

    As for the situation, just tell your cousin to man up and handle his business instead of being a . Other than that, nothing you can do. If the guy wants to be a boy instead of a man, then he's a lost cause plain and simple.

    Some guys are too nice for their own good and put up with . I was like that. Until the starting affecting my kids. Then I said no ing way, spoke up and the mom walked out. But I'd rather she walk out and show her true colors than stay and have me put up with her . The response may not have been what I was looking for, but I told her I wasn't putting up with her anymore, and have said more than once since then that if she doesn't like my at ude that there's the door and she can leave.

    Maybe he needs something to give him incentive to stand up. Again, for me it was my kids. I'm a of a nice guy, but you say one bad thing or do something to my kids and I become the world's most overprotective parent and all around giant asshole to you. Nobody s with my kids. And while it took a long time in my case, better late than never. I've dropped people who were just bad people because I have an example to set for my kids now.

  17. #42
    NBA = RIGGED thispego's Avatar
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    Yeah I think I have no choice but to treat him the way he is acting, like a little boy, codependent on his little girlfriend. He knows that I've lost respect for him and I dot think he cares and that's the saddest part

  18. #43
    Got Woke? DMC's Avatar
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    Unless you are trolling, but even so, you can be creative enough to tip him off without your name being involved.

    I've been there.

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    Believe. Sancha's Avatar
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    I don't know who's a troll of who on Spurstalk, but I do find it funny that the OP shifts from being lil mo to pego. Just saying.
    two different guys who happen to be in the same situation. Tell your cousins I'm sorry and I still love them.

  20. #45
    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    turn her over and PIIHB....that's the only language chicks like that will respond to

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