Wow you seem to have a live one on your hands.
This is what you should do. First, wait until you are alone in your shelter. You must have time to prepare so make sure that they will be gone for a few hours. Now that they have left you are going to have to set the trap. Look around to see what useful items you might find. My suggestion would be to find as many condoms as possible, more than likely in her storage spaces, and begin to open them up and throw them around a bed (preferably their bed so as not to ruin your own). After you have spread around a few condoms find a couple of them and fill them up with some sort of flammable liquid. Once you have done that you are going to have to rig the door to their sleep space so that it closes behind her as she enters the room, if you need help figuring that out just send me a PM. The next thing you are going to have to do is lay a trail of dollar bills leading up to the room. Make sure that you place some twisted paper or other flammable item under the door so that it is in both their room and in the room that you will be in.
Once you have done all this all you will need to do now is wait. When they make their way back to the dwelling you are going to have to move fast and tackle your relative and restrain him, since he appears to already be a giant vagina this should not be hard. Then all you have to do is watch as she follows the trail of money to the room and starts to strip as she notices the condoms. Be very careful not to get to close though because one bite from her will cause a nasty infection and you could possibly lose a limb. Once she has sprung the trap quickly light the makeshift fuse and wait to see that the fire ignites the condom bombs.
This might sound cruel but the only way to properly dispose of a disease filled is to burn them so that there is no risk of spreading further disease. Then all you have to do is, if you are like me, grab some of that drink that has been frementing in the old olive oil can you found and pour some for you and your cousin. It will hurt him at first but as you make him clean up the room after the fire has gone out he will most likely be forever grateful.

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