a race joke (not racist)

[Huey Freeman]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

[Koolaid_Man]

So a man calls the OCD hotline and says
Man: I need help i have OCD
OCD-H:If you would like to speak to a representative please press 1 until you feel satisfied.
Man: *1111-1111-1111-1111-1111-1111-1111-1111…

[Magua]

How many white People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? None They’ll Have a to do it.

White people don't get offended...it's our inherent racial superiority that makes us immune to race jokes. Just sit back and take it son.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks: "I want to be black, can you do that?"

The doctor says "Yeah, but we'll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker."

"Okay."

After the operation, the surgeon says "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?"

"Si, senor."

[Magua]

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 5 blacks?

Coach.


What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10,000 blacks?

Warden.

[ElNono]

Why do black people have white palms?

There's a little good in everyone.

[Huey Freeman]

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour

[ElNono]

Why don't black people dream?

The last one to have a dream got shot

[midnightpulp]

White people don't get offended...it's our inherent racial superiority that makes us immune to race jokes. Just sit back and take it son.

Indeed. Due to our superior intelligence, we're able to grasp the concepts of irony and satire, whereas the black will immediately start screeching like a chimp with cries of "Dats racist!"

[Huey Freeman]

What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

[ElNono]

What would Martin Luther King, Jr be if he was white?

Alive!

[Magua]

Indeed. Due to our superior intelligence, we're able to grasp the concepts of irony and satire, whereas the black will immediately start screeching like a chimp with cries of "Dats racist!"

Truth

[ElNono]

A ###### and a fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?

The , the ###### never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

[Magua]

Why don't black people have dreams?

Cause we killed the last one who did.

[midnightpulp]

A ###### and a fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?

The , the ###### never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

[ElNono]

A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks: "I want to be black, can you do that?"

The doctor says "Yeah, but we'll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker."

"Okay."

After the operation, the surgeon says "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?"

"Si, senor."

[Magua]

Why do blacks call white people honkies?

That's the last sound they hear before we run them over.

[Huey Freeman]

How did the White mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's tasted funny.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza?



The large pizza can feed a family of four

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

How long does it take a black lady to take a ?




9 months

[Huey Freeman]

I hope no one is getting offended by these jokes. You guys do know this is just fun and games right?

[lefty]

What's twelve inches long and white?

Your height?

[midnightpulp]

How did the White mom know when her daughter was on the rag?
Her son's tasted funny.

[Huey Freeman]

Anyway

What do you call a White man with a sheep under each arm?
A Pimp.

[Magua]

I hope no one is getting offended by these jokes. You guys do know this is just fun and games right?

No, I really don't like spearchuckers