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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    I once had a cop pull me over for an expired inspection sticker; he waved his ticket book at me and said "We can do this one of 2 ways----I can give you a ticket or you can join me for a cup of coffee". So I giggled a little and made some flirty eye contact and said "Gimme the ticket". He acted pretty surprised as if he was used to women choosing the coffee date. Anyway, he just gave me a warning and I never suffered great fear or anxiety.

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    Surprised you didn't suggest sitting next to her at the beauty parlor while you were getting your eyebrows arched.
    Now dat funy, rite dare!

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    Now dat funy, rite dare!
    Hey Cochina, how do you deal with horny cops?

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    Just another thing that works well in a movie but not so well in real life.

    Check off:

    Dress in a costume and fight crime.

    Save a group of people, on your day off, from mass murdering terrorists.

    Give a girl a ticket then track her down and ask her out.
    Dude, I do these first two things all the time.

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    My cop friend replied on my FB link:

    "Well first of all he was wrong for doing it. They tell us NOT to ask girls on dates during enforcement or after enforcement stops. They actually discourage us from picking up chicks on the job period. Second her address was already on the t...icket, so he did not have to access the database to find her address. Third, the only way he might not have gotten in trouble is if she tracked him down, meaning if she called or went to his station looking for him. That's a little more tolorated. A chick is NOT worth your career.. If he was good looking I bet she would have went for it."

    I dont really understand the "third" part of his comment though.

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    Hey Cochina, how do you deal with horny cops?

    Thee same way I deel with nosy chicas........

    hit dem, quiet dem.

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    My cop friend replied on my FB link:

    "Well first of all he was wrong for doing it. They tell us NOT to ask girls on dates during enforcement or after enforcement stops. They actually discourage us from picking up chicks on the job period. Second her address was already on the t...icket, so he did not have to access the database to find her address. Third, the only way he might not have gotten in trouble is if she tracked him down, meaning if she called or went to his station looking for him. That's a little more tolorated. A chick is NOT worth your career.. If he was good looking I bet she would have went for it."

    I dont really understand the "third" part of his comment though.
    Maybe that the cop might have still gotten in trouble for doing it on duty even if she had been receptive to his advances?

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    My cop friend replied on my FB link:

    "Well first of all he was wrong for doing it. They tell us NOT to ask girls on dates during enforcement or after enforcement stops. They actually discourage us from picking up chicks on the job period. Second her address was already on the t...icket, so he did not have to access the database to find her address. Third, the only way he might not have gotten in trouble is if she tracked him down, meaning if she called or went to his station looking for him. That's a little more tolorated. A chick is NOT worth your career.. If he was good looking I bet she would have went for it."

    I dont really understand the "third" part of his comment though.
    Police officers are privileged with a lot of private information about the people they ticket, such as their home address or phone number. That information is confidential and should not be used by the officer in any manner other than what their job dictates. This cop taking that information, and using it for his own private motives of tracking her down and asking her out is not only creepy and stalkerish, but it's also a breach of confidentiality.

    Now if the girl had tracked him down, she's not obligated under any confidentiality agreement. She would just be seeking him out under her own free will, and I think that would be considered okay. What's not okay is the officer forcing her, by law, to provide her home information, and then him using that information for his own stalkery purposes.

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    How delusional and stupid the cop was. It's scarey that he has a gun and some power. I guess it's better he gets fired this way instead of for shooting some skateboarders.

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    How delusional and stupid the cop was. It's scarey that he has a gun and some power. I guess it's better he gets fired this way instead of for shooting some skateboarders.
    Huh? Chasing some stank and gunning down skateboarders is completely unrelated.

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    Huh? Chasing some stank and gunning down skateboarders is completely unrelated.
    Seemingly. But not for PsychoCop.

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    Yeah, it was a leap. But he's obviously not a genius and seems to make some pretty bad decisions. So, I sort of saw him trying to stop some kids from skating but then pulling out his gun when they disobeyed.

    But yeah...kind of a stretch...

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    Yeah, it was a leap. But he's obviously not a genius and seems to make some pretty bad decisions. So, I sort of saw him trying to stop some kids from skating but then pulling out his gun when they disobeyed.

    But yeah...kind of a stretch...
    Sound a lot like you...but he just wanted some nookie cut him some slack...I did wince in pain as I read his grade school note to her...it was pure comedy gold

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    LOL typical dumb ass cop

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    Sound a lot like you
    Yeah, it does...if this was OPPOSITE DAY.

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    LOL typical dumb ass cop

    Here's a picture of her.... she should be lucky anyone is interested I think this guy is trying to top Schwarzanegga in the "shanking the fattest most homely looking illegal bean-er" contest


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    Here's a picture of her.... she should be lucky anyone is interested I think this guy is trying to top Schwarzanegga in the "shanking the fattest most homely looking illegal bean-er" contest

    Bull . She can't be 22. Maybe 222.

    NM...Oct. 22.

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    Bull . She can't be 22. Maybe 222.

    NM...Oct. 22.

    you senile dawg..who said the lady was 22..the story read she was ticketed on Oct 22...


    The cop was 27..this is her...search online

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    you senile dawg..who said the lady was 22..the story read she was ticketed on Oct 22...


    The cop was 27..this is her...search online
    Yeah, I got it. Probably just as you were double checking my dumb ass.

    I'll take your word for it. It explains why he didn't ask her out on the spot. He probably got home and started drinking and having dirty thoughts and thought he'd give it a try.

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    Yeah, I got it. Probably just as you were double checking my dumb ass.

    I'll take your word for it. It explains why he didn't ask her out on the spot. He probably got home and started drinking and having dirty thoughts and thought he'd give it a try.
    he obviously ain't getting no pussy....his reaction was one of those I'll anything at this point reactions...He thought "maybe I can get lucky with this illegal alien"...if he thinks a woman like that won't talk to a guy like him he must be YAK ugly

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    Here's a picture of her.... she should be lucky anyone is interested I think this guy is trying to top Schwarzanegga in the "shanking the fattest most homely looking illegal bean-er" contest

    Damn. If he thought she was too hot to date him he must be one UGLY mother er...

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    he obviously ain't getting no pussy....his reaction was one of those I'll anything at this point reactions...He thought "maybe I can get lucky with this illegal alien"...if he thinks a woman like that won't talk to a guy like him he must be YAK ugly
    Agreed. She's pretty ugly and he must be worse. Or maybe he's gay and after he got drunk, thought he remembered pulling over a fat Mexican dude.

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    Agreed. She's pretty ugly and he must be worse. Or maybe he's gay and after he got drunk, thought he remembered pulling over a fat Mexican dude.
    She's probably more manly than Kool.

    And that's not really a knock on her.

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    Here's a picture of her.... she should be lucky anyone is interested I think this guy is trying to top Schwarzanegga in the "shanking the fattest most homely looking illegal bean-er" contest

    Wasn't the cop a fat though? I bet she makes some mean borracho beans. You don't get that figure on salad tbh.

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    That note he wrote is not full of confidence.

    No way would she accept such an unconfident note.

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